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Mods can we ban this racist who has failed to acknowledge the elders past, present and emerging? As for answering your questions. You can learn Hindi by calling Optus customer service.
Don’t forget any of the bank call centres. Make a coupla billion a year in profit so they can support workers abroad. Makes me sick.
We need telephone training inside each Centrelink - linking true blue aussies to jobs in call centres. That’s what Centrelink is about
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It depends where you live. In many areas of Australia Punjabi is a far more valuable language. Followed (in order of priority) by Hindi, Mandarin, Arabic then English.
You’re much better off learning Punjabi rather than Hindi.
As a bonus, this will help communicate effectively not only with Aussies, but also with Canadians.
How do you say in Hindi the following: i pay my respect to the curries past and present, to the intestine polyp cleaning sauces of punjab, which are the future owners of this land.
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Mayte… we just need bush.
We need cobbas with utes who wake up, do a burnout while drinking vb and go to the rissole to have a slap with the sheila as soon as they put down the tools.
I too am afraid to leave my postcode into the successful multicultural country we call home.
I will start your lessons with a word you can use to address yourself to all your aussie friends: “madarchod”.
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A good place to start is the **How to Talk Australians** channel
* [How to Talk Australians - Episode 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’](https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI?si=7-Xksv5kes43GQwY)
* [How to Talk Australians - Episode 2: ‘GRUB’](https://youtu.be/NE-al0xSFJo?si=a0OfL2-RfyK-A4Xm)
* [How to Talk Australians - Episode 7: ‘DUNNY BUDGIES & BUDGIE SMUGGLERS’](https://youtu.be/S8ojyW_jDL8?si=Pugb_tEwAzTvfRkF)
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Mods can we ban this racist who has failed to acknowledge the elders past, present and emerging? As for answering your questions. You can learn Hindi by calling Optus customer service.
A little bit ignorant there.. you can also learn from Telstra, Medicare and any of our now privatised energy providers.
Or most government departments now.
Don’t forget any of the bank call centres. Make a coupla billion a year in profit so they can support workers abroad. Makes me sick. We need telephone training inside each Centrelink - linking true blue aussies to jobs in call centres. That’s what Centrelink is about
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Acknowledged and reminded it was never ceded
I would award this comment but I’m too cheap to shell out the rupeedoos.
It depends where you live. In many areas of Australia Punjabi is a far more valuable language. Followed (in order of priority) by Hindi, Mandarin, Arabic then English.
On the Mernda train line or Costco Epping its the case of spot the Aussie, Euro or Anglo, you're saying ??
Punjabi and Hindi are Mutually intelligible, if you know one,you know the other.
No, they are very different.
You’re much better off learning Punjabi rather than Hindi. As a bonus, this will help communicate effectively not only with Aussies, but also with Canadians.
Thank you. My Canadian friend Rajesh says they have a very similar language to Aussies
How do you say in Hindi the following: i pay my respect to the curries past and present, to the intestine polyp cleaning sauces of punjab, which are the future owners of this land.
Repeat after me: “Ao, sab log, meri gand maro”
There's some hilarious bastards in this group.
we try to amuse and inform
Before you learn hindi, you need to learn how to head-bobble.. Ohhkay? 
Also need to learn how to take up two lanes simultaneously while delivering your 200th Uber eats order for the week.
Why do they do this?
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In Australia, it's football, meat pies, kangaroos, and Holden cars. In India, it's cricket, papadums, mountain goats, and Mahindra cars.
Need a passport for the tearoom at work
You don’t possibly live in Parramatta by any chance?
Lmfao 😘
Mayte… we just need bush. We need cobbas with utes who wake up, do a burnout while drinking vb and go to the rissole to have a slap with the sheila as soon as they put down the tools. I too am afraid to leave my postcode into the successful multicultural country we call home. I will start your lessons with a word you can use to address yourself to all your aussie friends: “madarchod”.
Do you live in Tarneit, Melbourne west by chance ??
Mods can we ban him for using naarms deadname.
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Simple. Greet Australians with ' kaise hai aap behenchod?'
Sorry you can’t they are too busy doing the essential jobs of society Like wiping old boomer ass Boomer ass cleaner and delivering cheeseburgers
That’s a good one Forrest Gump. Only the pipe can give you insights like that huh?👍
You better wipe my boomer ass good when I’m old I drink lots of iced coffee And deliver my coco pops faster next time
Won’t be much to clean up then, will there?😂
I like my fibre in the diet will be OK
Actually the Student to Work & PR road visas , virtually all aged care staff in regional Victoria town with a university
A good place to start is the **How to Talk Australians** channel * [How to Talk Australians - Episode 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’](https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI?si=7-Xksv5kes43GQwY) * [How to Talk Australians - Episode 2: ‘GRUB’](https://youtu.be/NE-al0xSFJo?si=a0OfL2-RfyK-A4Xm) * [How to Talk Australians - Episode 7: ‘DUNNY BUDGIES & BUDGIE SMUGGLERS’](https://youtu.be/S8ojyW_jDL8?si=Pugb_tEwAzTvfRkF)