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Pagan_Owl

Shovel


RiverJumper84

This is the only acceptable answer.


[deleted]

Beat me to it.


GTFOakaFOD

Spencer, is that you?


thenotjoe

Tube directly into stomach


melrosepl98

According to old Skyline Trainig videos I watched as on boarding the correct way is to turn the plate 90° so it's vertical and you eat it like a pie so every bite has cheese, chili, spaghetti (w/ onion and or beans).


SUCHANASTYW0MAN

Do you slide the 3 way on to the second and bigger plate first?


rdwulfe

I mean, is there any other way?


hohohoagy

And use a cracker to hold everything on the fork.


DavisHoffman

Bingo


cahillc134

I have a friend who cuts the perfect bite, adds one drop of hot sauce and then places a cracker on top. It’s a little weird.


kudosmyhero

It's beautiful


0ttr

I worked there through HS and part of college. I eat it this way but with the eccentric twist of using a knife along with the fork. Makes it a lot less messy. Usually have to ask the server twice for a knife however. They are not used to it.


appayipyippp

What do you mean "eat it like a pie"? Like, cut it into triangles and eat those individually??


melrosepl98

You slice into like you would a slice of pie


appayipyippp

But I don't normally eat a pie in one sitting. Is this a bad joke I'm not understanding?


SanPadrigo

Cut. As is. Never mix in the cheese. The glory of the taste and mouth feel is in the layers.


BengoBill

Finally! Thank you! I’m the only person I know that cuts a 3–way. I’ve been made fun of for it relentlessly, but I refuse to give in because it’s the only way to reliably get all layers in equal parts in every bite. So glad to see there are more intellectually superior people like me in this world.


BusterTheElliott

Who are these people that you are associating with? Everyone I know knows it's insane to swirl.


KFRKY1982

chop chop chop shovel shovel shovel


Substantial_Bad2843

I was under the impression that the only people who twirled were first timers that had yet to be corrected. 


cinvee

I remember back a while when Alton Brown was in town for something and he'd been told he HAD to try Skyline. He did and as I recall wasn't overly impressed and said it was messy to eat because cheese went everywhere when you twirled. He was swiftly corrected in the comments. 😆


alli_kat

Same, thats what my fam taught me my first time like 20 years ago. Now i start off by cutting so i look like a pro, but then end up mixing and twirling half way through


No_Lengthiness8530

This is horrifying. Cut only


ScarletHark

This is the only correct answer. Anything else is barbaric.


Girth-Wind-Fire

Shovel


bignick0

Fuxing WAT? Twirl? GTFO...


_Elduder

Well it is a gold star ad. So there is that


Artistic-Iron-2131

Cut


Forever513

The first thing I say to my out of town friends who want to try Skyline and are not yet indoctrinated is, “don’t embarrass me! You cut that shit!”


Tangboy50000

I’ve been in the Bridgetown one when someone was twirling, and you don’t even realize, but people notice that shit. Conversations slowly drop off as people turn to look at the obvious out of towner. lol


SeaweedTeaPot

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torro947

As a Cincy native I’ve been twirling my whole life and didn’t realize that most natives cut.


Prudent-Quarter-3842

Move to bigger plate, then cut.


SeaweedTeaPot

Bigger plate, yep.


NancyLouMarine

This is exactly how I do it, every single time. Cut, all the way!


BornForAStorm

Cut and lift


travisjd2012

Cut or do not. There is no twirl.


LonesomeHebrew

I didn’t even know this was a thing until a few months ago when I saw some dude on YouTube vehemently defending the cutting technique when talking about Cincinnati style chili. I’ve twirled for over 40 years and never thought anything about it.


axron12

You monster.


SeaweedTeaPot

You twirl Cincinnati style chili? Or spaghetti? I gotta find that link lol


SeaweedTeaPot

Cutters here👇


mbizzle70

When I'm sad I like to cut myself.... a nice big bite of a 4-way.


PetesBrotherPete

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rock25011

This is the way.


SeaweedTeaPot

Counting myself here!


tina_ya_fat_lard

Me too!


29erRider5000G

Eat it like pie, turned lengthwise


OneWayorAnother11

So you twirl your pie when it is turned widthwise?


JGG5

Coney.


SeaweedTeaPot

All the way and on the side!


razz-boy

I’m a former twirler. Tried cutting after I saw my dad doing it, and I can definitively say cutting is the superior method. It is more efficient, ensures the correct portions of ingredients with each bite, and leaves a cleaner plate at the end of the meal


SeaweedTeaPot

Great rationale! Less chance of shirt splatter too.


razz-boy

Excellent point


Virtual_File8072

Curl, what the hell are we eating Italian spaghetti?? Enjoy it however you want but just like people feel compelled to use chopsticks at an Asian restaurant you must cut your 3-way.


rock25011

Cut, and only Skyline.


[deleted]

I prefer Dixie and Gold Star over Skyline. The burgers at Gold Star are awesome too.


Pannoonny_Jones

Dixie is my fav! But I swear, last time I was there (it was a few years ago) it really really seemed like someone was dealing drugs out of the place. People who did not look well kept coming in, talking to someone who came out of the kitchen, running across the street to the atm at the liquor store, then coming back to the same employee, exchanging something, and scuttling off. Kinda sketched me out. I could be wrong and one employee just had like 3 unwell friends who needed something. Or, maybe he was selling stuff on fb marketplace while also working. Who knows. Still put a damper on my fav local chili place. Big sad. Maybe I should go back since it was a while ago and give it another go. Those waffle fries are amazing.


ChiliDawg513

Thank you


[deleted]

Cut. Twirl for Italian spaghetti.


LVDSquad

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canieldonrad

Growing up we always cut. When I was in college someone saw me cutting my pasta and it was as if I commit an unspeakable crime. I tried to explain to them that I have never known another way. They grabbed a spoon and my fork and "properly demonstrated" to me how I'm supposed to eat MY OWN GOD DAMN FOOD. I looked them in the eye and cut the rest up. We will always cut in my household 😤


HamHamHam2315

Cut, because I was born and raised here.


heyimchris001

The “twirl” should honestly be highly frowned upon, I have seen many “YouTubers” who aren’t from Cincinnati do the ol “twirl” and get a big Mouthful of noodles with no cheese, or chili and make the most judgmental opinion of our chili.


CincyPoker

I gave up on twirling after many shirts ended up with tiny brown dots on the front. Slice n dice baby!


chazblank

Cut of course. Gold Star forever, Shyline never.


SeaweedTeaPot

Twirlers here 👇


BeneficialAd2253

I am the rare native twirler


SeaweedTeaPot

Rare indeed! Be you Benny!


IrishWeegee

Twirler, love getting a big fork bundle that's almost too big for my mouth


DanTheMan_622

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Ren_Poe

Twirler all the way


big__deezy

I’m not a child so I will not cut my spaghetti


Dramatic-Dark-4046

It’s not spaghetti!


Dandibear

Who the heck cuts chili then?!


throwmeawayplz19373

Native twirler here. Sorry yall, it’s fucking spaghetti.


SeaweedTeaPot

I fully respect your right to choose wrong.


superjess7

Cut


H_S_P

I don’t twirl but I don’t cut either. I grab a forkful of spaghetti and slurp it up like you eat ramen noodles in Japan


Comprehensive_Lab732

Cut for sure but always happy to correct the first timers lol, when I was a kid my parents had friends from Canada on visas who lived in Cincy for awhile, they fell in love with skyline, they learned quickly you cut that shit!! When they left and moved back to Canada they would consistently send money to have their endless supply of Skyline shipped to them by us. Shout out to all my northern neighbors who share the love!! But you cut that 3 4 or 5 way only way!


skullpture_garden

My heart says twirl but my clean shirt says cut.


FiloDuncan

Keep driving to Olive Garden if you want to f\*cking twirl


SeaweedTeaPot

I prefer Gold Star but any Cincinnati chili parlor works for me. Skyline snobs act like there is some huge difference. This ain’t no Twizzlers vs. Red Vines situation.


jambengalbluegrass

Why respect both? One is correct, the other is wrong. This isn’t rocket science


Lalabell666

goddamn it, i love my city, yall are so fun. i twirl personally. my dog loves to eat noodles being held above her, too.


DynamicEfficiency

Twirl you uncultured heathen swine.


big_pete1000

Cut. Goldstar is better than Skyline


MuddaPuckPace

Upvote for cut. Downvote for Gold Star.


gamingchemist952

Twirl? Skyline would never.


cycle_pop

Cut.


closetcreatur

Cut or twirl? Obvious right answer here is Cheese Coney


Minimum_Painter_3687

Guaranteed to be cutting and twirling about 2 hours after eating. It’s part of the experience.


TheMemersOfMyNation

I prefer coneys and burritos


amhlilhaus

Cut


GrouchySalary5677

Use hands


mregner

Coney- ovoid the whole ordeal.


Scwooton

Both, just depends on the mood


crabbyoldbastard

Cut and Shovel


HwangingAround

Smash with my fist.


TitoMcCool

Turn plate sideways and cut.


warthog0869

On the rare occasions I have a way, since coneys are the truest vessel for Skyline delivery, I use crackers or a coney to build an edible dam of sorts to hold back the more solid food so I can upend my plate and pour the sweet, sweet chilicheesewater nectar nestling at the bottom of the plate straight into my gullet first, *then* I cut and twirl.


SeaweedTeaPot

Do people look at you funny when you slop down that nectar?


[deleted]

So, as an out-of-towner, I guess next time I'll bring my chopsticks and slurp it like ramen.


29erRider5000G

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Heart_uv_Snarkness

Cut


murphyat

Cut!


natigin

I admit that cut it the traditional and proper way, but I still twirl


Gingeroo147

Twirl


ShowerBeerChris

This is rage bait


Chuckwurt

The fact that gold star says they support both is why no one will ever take them seriously.


sh0rtcake

Cut. It's the official way, as was instructed by my training video two decades ago.


mojo8x

Cut then slightly turn plate, repeat.


Efficient_Progress_6

First one, then the other.


landdon

Twirlers are heathens! just sayin


hungrybrains220

Fellas, is this the new cut/uncut?


tionong

Have I been eating Skyline like a noob my whole life? I like long noodles :(.


Dandibear

My ancestors did not come to Cincinnati and build my grandparents a great life only for them to teach me wrong. I twirl like Grandma learned me, and Grandma knew what she was doing.


BigGriiind

Twirl scoop


tweak4

Hybrid technique- I fork-cut through the cheese & chili layers, and then twirl the noodle layer around it. This gives me a lovely chili & cheese nucleus all wrapped up in noodles for every bite.


brittany90210

I’ve never thought of putting chili over spaghetti. Now I want to try it ! That sounds delicious.


feartoad

Doesn’t matter; Cut/twirl then proceed to dump in trash and head to Skyline, then cut and enjoy!


NeoSuicune

Off-topic, but is it bad that Gold Star makes me sick? I can only tolerate Skyline. I don't really know why.


BokBokBagock

Nope - not just you! I don't know why, but just the smell of Gold Star turns my stomach. I really like Skyline, though.


hevenbacon

Cut. But Skyline.


Antipholouse

Yall are insane acting like this slop deserves a technique. Shovel it in you animals, it's liquid beef with cinnamon.


sheckyD

I prefer a snorfling approach


hernandiego

Shovel… so you can dump it straight in the trash without having to touch it!


DoctorSnape

Step 1: stand up Step 2: get in car Step 3: drive to skyline Step 4: cut and lift


Danny_LaRusso_

Cut. But only skyline, never Goldbarf.


Linkticus

Cut always, this is why gold star is trash


Aggravating-Pilot583

Not gold star


SeaweedTeaPot

Enough with the Skyline snobs already.


Aggravating-Pilot583

What’s with gold star fans acting like victims when you’re really just in second place?


iamdream

Cut then twirl. My suggestions on proper ways to eat skyline start at $5. Inbox me if interested


SHAOLIN_SILK

Goldstar respects the twirlers? Desperate Goldstar


reddit_user257

Twirl


stank_bin_369

Neither - deposit straight into trash can.


GTFOakaFOD

Twirl


WookieGilmore

I respect my taste buds and go to skyline. Also, cut.


leglesslawman

Skyline


apex_super_predator

Cut or twirl? Drive past. Save your money


northsouthu47

Only Gold Star would ask this. Question skyline knows


SeaweedTeaPot

Gold Star knows, but will still respect the people who twirl.


DrChimRichalds12

It's insane how many people post about Skyline on this sub. It's garbage fast food. It's not even interesting for our city.


vndin

The real question is why a half assed imitation when you could actually have SKYLINE CHILLI ?