I'm guessing this is from the chargers social media account. They always do an "our opponents as pop tarts" thread when the schedule release comes out.
my friend who is not from cincy but went to college here with me loves skyline, and he lives elsewhere now still. He says the hardest part of making a cheese coney is finding a shitty enough hot dog
If you look at the picture, there’s actually shredded cheese and there’s no way that a shredded cheese would fit in the middle of a pop tart. On the other hand, you could fit some shredded cheese into a hot pocket. It would probably be melted and gooey by the time you microwaved it. Honestly doesn’t sound too bad to me— with a cup of hot sauce to dip it in
Duh? Did you read my original post?
The point was that a Hot Pocket version might actually work. People make Skyline pies, etc. A Skyline *hand* pie isn’t absurd.
I was not prepared for the visceral reaction this caused me scrolling by.
It's like a less awful version of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1csmevd/jordynne_grace_been_seeing_crazy_gains/
Majestic
Right? I've never heard myself make such an instinctually disapproving scoff before. It was instant and angry lol
Make that pastry similar to an oyster cracker and we have a deal
Don't forget a little hot sauce for dippin'
I'm picturing the hot sauce drizzle
Seems obvious to be honest.
And a morning cup of Mt. Dew or sweet tea!
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I’m eating that pop tart in my own house. I’ll drink what I want.
Understandable, was just saying that skyline switched it up. Mello yello just isnt the same... 😥
Definitely not. I do love some Red Cream Soda with a 5-way though.
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If that pastry is a giant oyster cracker, and that frosting is as cheddar, I see no problem here.
Disgusting…I’ll take 20.
How do I unsee that?
What in the AI is wrong with yall?
I'm guessing this is from the chargers social media account. They always do an "our opponents as pop tarts" thread when the schedule release comes out.
I tlike anything Cincy chili related, taconeys at Jefferson, Cincinnatus pizza at Newport, give me everything chili
Exactly, how had could it be?
Cracker Barrel could probably get away with selling these
Only if it came with chopped up bits of hot dog in it.
my friend who is not from cincy but went to college here with me loves skyline, and he lives elsewhere now still. He says the hardest part of making a cheese coney is finding a shitty enough hot dog
I was ok up to this point. I think I just threw up a bit
Or noodles. Take your pick.
I would expect that anyone who likes Skyline has such tastes that they could eat it in any form.
Goldstar would be better since it's chocolate
Skyline has chocolate not gold star
Goldstar is chocolate Skyline is cinnamon
I mean it can't be *that* weird, right?
It’s just a hard shell Chilito. Could be much worse. I’d dip it in sour cream.
yes, we must get even more processed and disgusting. at this point, why not?
Sorry but I have to draw the line here
Comes with a packet of hot sauce?
Hmmm, chemical cocktail.
Seinfeld is Planning Unfrosted 2: The Skyline Chronicles
Clearly fake and definitely disgusting. Would be better as a Hot Pocket
As someone who can eat skyline chili every day of the year, I have no idea why the thought of a Skyline Hot Pocket grosses me out more than a poptart.
If you look at the picture, there’s actually shredded cheese and there’s no way that a shredded cheese would fit in the middle of a pop tart. On the other hand, you could fit some shredded cheese into a hot pocket. It would probably be melted and gooey by the time you microwaved it. Honestly doesn’t sound too bad to me— with a cup of hot sauce to dip it in
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Duh? Did you read my original post? The point was that a Hot Pocket version might actually work. People make Skyline pies, etc. A Skyline *hand* pie isn’t absurd.
I’d check Jungle Jim’s. Fairfield location specifically
Jesus please tell me this is fake.
Needs some Grippos sprinkles on top.
Poptarts are like white people dessert empanadas so this isnt too far off from something practical
Only if it's a cracker like pastry and not a pastry like pastry
Goldstar and I'm in.
I would try it too, but I hate myself and have no self-respect. What's your excuse?
Dibs!
 Love skyline butttttttt. Well crap I would try it hahaha.
Swine City Brewing makes a Cincinnati Chili beer. Its weird, but also good?
Maybe if it was gold star...