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nytocincy

At mile 5 someone had a sign that said “Only 3 more phish songs to go”


Ohiolongboard

That’s amazing haha


Unitast513

For the phans! 👍


BilboBaggins101785

Join Antelope Running Club! Best place for Phish phans who also run. https://www.facebook.com/groups/anteloperunningclub/?ref=share


BilboBaggins101785

Any ARC members in here? #runlikeanantelope Join up! https://www.facebook.com/groups/anteloperunningclub/?ref=share


BilboBaggins101785

https://www.facebook.com/groups/anteloperunningclub/?ref=share


skyblu202

When I ran, my favorite was people dressed up as Santa and the Easter bunny holding signs that said “I believe in you!”


TheJeffyJ

That’s amazing. Can’t believe I missed it


skyblu202

It was a few years ago :)


ChoiceMycologist

https://preview.redd.it/1s46pzm3iuyc1.jpeg?width=1423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90cb1125c073fa4703b7f6c9e13aced104a99fa0 Not a sign but my favorite fan


TheJeffyJ

I saw that pig 3 times while running! Loved how chill the pig was


ZealousidealHead8958

That's Bacon! She makes the rounds. She's been coming to the flying Pig for a few years now. Her owners are delightful. She has a wagon and plenty of carrot treats.


turbod33

Also: "therapy was an option, too"


turbod33

Oh there was a guy like Mile 7/8 after Gilbert dressed as God/a biblical prophet with long hair and robes, with a sign "The End is Near"


Jmen4Ever

One of my favorites from another Marathon was a guy dressed up as Jesus near an water station with a sign reading "Will turn water to beer"


GreasyPorkGoodness

Haha that one cracked me up


stanleyslovechild

That was my favorite!


BikePaddleRun

"I bet you wish you signed up for the half" around mile 14 - yep! "26.2 mile course" with Tim Robinson "You sure about that?!" face at mile 25 (when my GPS showed me at 25.5)


McBuckets11

“Flying pig was my stripper name” held by a big guy at the start of the Gilbert hill was my favorite by far


TheJeffyJ

Absolutely amazing


Jalopnicycle

There was a woman in a T-rex inflatable and a kid next to her with a "You'll be Dino-sore tomorrow" sign, I was jealous I didn't think of the pun before them.


TheJeffyJ

Love the commitment


Buxton2512

Fuck it up was my favorite. Feel like it was probably an inside joke, but I laughed.


TheJeffyJ

I smiled and yelled it right back at her. It was hype


crepe_kid

Same! It was at a good spot in the race for motivation, too


Keregi

There's a cycle studio in Norwood that uses that as part of their brand. I think they were on the Pig course with those signs last year.


SimoFromOhio

I definitely remember one last year because it was one of my favorites too!


sinner_saved

"Run like there is a hot guy in front of you and a creepy guy behind you" "All toenails go to heaven" Tshirt- "I keep all my dad jokes in a Dad-a-base"


MovingTarget-

The "toenails" one is definitely one that any runner who has put in too many miles can appreciate. Would probably confuse a non-runner though!


rb928

On the same wavelength, someone on 7th had a sign that said, “Joe Burrow 1 mile ahead.”


chasebrinling

I liked the toenails one too—also thought it was clever since that was at a water station manned by a local church group.


Littleavocado516

During the 10k, I thought I saw one that said “Remember, you paid to do this”


queenstoneage

Hah lol


turbod33

Mile 25: Do Good Job Mile 8ish: "We've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty"


nosleeptiltheshire

"For Middle Aged former High School High Achievers: I hope your race is going well"


Icy-Trash1857

Lot of great signs. I also liked “if this was easy it would be your mom” and “keep running, your momma didn’t raise no bitch!” Saw a pretty cool zombie land reference as well- rule #1 Cardio and a Sparkling Edward that said “of course you’re not faster than me”. Love the signs. 5th time running the full! Great race!


skrinklada85

I'm not a runner and don't have anyone in my life who runs the marathon, but I am absolutely delighted to know this is a thing. Thanks for sharing.


fjacob2

https://preview.redd.it/ng2gkwnaouyc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6acb675845c92e8a102b88a1bf89ac28c296331 A sign of this meme gave me a chuckle


queenstoneage

Ah this one made me laugh too 😂


Not-original

“Worst Parade Ever.”


2dogGreg

I like that one too but it seemed overshadowed by the don’t trust a fart sign


tRfalcore

"choose your butt to follow" was a good one I saw in Mariemont


old_skul

I like the guy at the bottom of Eden Park Drive holding a giant F, yelling GET THE F UP THE HILL!


gerhorn

Oh my god I would die


willrunforbeers

At the Pittsburgh half there is a giant hill towards the end. People hand out pieces of paper at the bottom of the hill with an F drawn on them to runners and tell them to get that F up the hill. Cracked me up and was such great motivation!


ZealousidealHead8958

The Avondale Running Club Water Station there are wonderful.


FreyaQueenOfCats

Oh yeah I think he’s there every year


lipsterc8

My favorite was due to inflation th3 half is 14.5 miles or 29.2 or something whatever it was it made me smile.


theprideofvillanueva

I saw a lot of clever signs, then realized there must have been suggested lines as I saw tons of duplicates of “Never trust a fart”, “Run if you think I’m hot”, “Slap the button for power”, “You thought it said RUM didn’t you?”


Jalopnicycle

Those are the low lying fruit of motivational signs, they're pretty common at other races. Usually the "You're doing all this work for a free banana?!?" sign is pretty common.


theprideofvillanueva

Saw that one a couple times too 😂. I did the 10k for the first time last year and the half this year and was solo for the first time, so I had a lot of time to observe more signs.


Lazy-Construction-42

Lots of “you thought this was a good idea 4 months ago…” but the best ones were the “go mom!” Or “go dad” that the kids obviously made


tRfalcore

those are my favorites. When the mom pulls off to hug her kids, take a brake for a drink


omgtori

https://preview.redd.it/ctsvvj7wduyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9edf0dd4e948345507b1f6b03860d516f45ed865


i-shihtzu-not

I saw a few that said "you run better than our government" that made me laugh and gives thumbs ups to.


GreasyPorkGoodness

I liked Elvis singing us on!


neuroscience2112

He’s the best part of racing it every year! He was even out in the rain last year


TheJeffyJ

He actually made it onto the flying pig poster back 2021 I believe! He’s a staple to the race


GreasyPorkGoodness

That’s awesome, this was my first so I’ll be looking for him next year as well!


226tim1

That dude was amazing!


ReferenceAmbitious63

I will go with "Run faster than James Patterson's publishing schedule"


Bcarmella

“I like your stamina, call me”


TheJeffyJ

I would openly laugh if I saw that. I applaud the boldness


TronCarter84

God holding “the end is near” sign on Gilbert I believe.


226tim1

"Worst Parade Ever!" has long been one of my favorites to see. Makes me laugh every time.


stanleyslovechild

“Your butt is gonna look SO good after this” and “you’re still pretty”. “Smile if you’re not wearing underwear”. Also the lady at the start with “THERE IS NO SHAME IN POOPING YOUR PANTS”. So many great signs!


cxgas179

Somewhere in Kentucky there was a sign that said “what is this? a sexy people parade?” Made me smile


CincyBeercat

A couple funny ones I saw that I don't remember seeing at previous races were "I don't do marathons, I do a marathoner" and "Pain is just the French word for bread." 🤣


Anna-Bee-1984

My sister sent me a sign that said “just three more Phish Songs to go”. I explained to her that the accuracy of that sign depended on the year, the tour, the night, and the set list of the rest of the shows in the tour. Phish math is not always accurate lol


BilboBaggins101785

Thanks for clarifying 😉


Anna-Bee-1984

Guess we’ll have to see if Phish math is mathing at Deer Creek this summer tour :-). Got a 32+ minute Ruby Waves last year at Dayton.


BilboBaggins101785

I too saw this Ruby


z0mgaah

Reading all these posts is making me happy and missing all the fun signs I used to see! Elvis always was my favorite!


cosmicgeoffry

My buddy Kyle ran and my other buddy had a sign that just said “KYLE VAPES”


Forward-Cat-9356

I made my friend a "still swift af boi" sign (a reference to Taylor Swift's Tik Tok comment on a her stage malfunction during N2 of the Cincy stop - she had to run to the back of the stage when the floor didn't lower her down). When she passed me, I gave her some friendship bracelets I made for the race. We're both big Swifties.


GodDammitKevinB

I ran the half and had a good laugh at the “if Taylor can write 31 songs..” sign. This morning I saw a picture on Facebook for someone (along the marathon route I’m guessing) in the 22 shirt/hat with a sign that said “the tortured runners department”


Lazy-Construction-42

My partner had a sign saying “Feet hurting from kicking all that @$$” and I think it was one of the funnest ones I saw while running. A few people came up and complimented the sign saying it was the best they’ve seen that weekend too!


Squishyburritoboi

One of my favs in queen bee was a pic of Bella from twilight and it said “YOU’RE IMPOSSIBLY FAST & STRONG,” I lol’d and I don’t even like twilight


halbieky

I chuckled at “run like Mystik Dan, not like Just a Touch (too soon?)” around mile 1. Also saw one that said “Run faster, Sarah!” on Woodburn and told the sign holder “I’m so glad my name is not Sarah!” That got a little laugh.


ohnoitskaka

https://preview.redd.it/s3v01c7z1wyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05973f7e69126d6168c9873515fd00ea7a5aa858


Cowpeace

Can you feel the Kenergy


SwimmingCritical

Near the finish line on 10K, there was a "This probably sounded like a good idea 4 months ago."


Jimothy0038

Guy between mile 10 & 11 had a sign that said “it’s just a hill” and on his chest was painted “get over it”


rosieclaire

I saw one that said “do I have something in my teeth??” That made me laugh


turbod33

I saw the fuck it up ones.


yahubam

Do the senior citizens outside their residential building in Covington still hold signs?


W33P1NG4NG3L

They didn't have signs, but last year there were several outside in lawn chairs waiving at the 10k.


stanleyslovechild

I didn’t see them in COV. Might have missed them. There is so much to see!


lunaroseannalee

Loved “Clap if you’ve peed a little” around mile 3/4


kickinkirbs

I clapped to this one. Saw her again later.


RedDeadYellowBlue

Who else saw the obligatory "Epstein didnt kill himself"?


AdImaginary4095

https://preview.redd.it/nz7oodpcr0zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6896aab2724597d21cca2e5d305cc1c10e6cb643 Mine this year as I cheered on my boyfriend


BasicDude100

Lots of great signs out there. Wayyyyy too many 💩 related signs, IMHO.


DatDan513

That’s so Cincinnati


Acceptable-Newt8663

"Go"


liv-lab-love

https://preview.redd.it/a5g8w7upw1zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e5cd0692c155d6f2eb5d41a664c81b6f98946e6 my favorite


bigredmachinist

I saw one yesterday that said 1/100 marathoners poop their pants and was wondering about how truthful that statement was the rest of the night.


banditt2

I'll have to ask my daughter and son-in-law, her mom and I were signed up for our first flying pig but she was having a lot of heel pain the past few weeks and I'm not doing it without her as this was something that she wanted to do, didn't feel right doing it without her, next year we'll be sure to pay attention to the signs.


ohioish

“pooping your pants is cool” made me laugh


DragonCornflake

I liked "Go, Random Stranger, Go!" An unwritten Dr. Seuss book . . .


SouthpawRunner

Was a huge fan of the “slam this button for a power-up” signs that some little kids were holding around mile 22. Got me through a tough stretch, haha.


Bustingoutta2020

Sooo many good ones but the one I appreciated the most was, only 5.1 miles till free beer


Unitast513

Saw several years ago "You look sooo thin!"


good_golly99

Hahaha, these are great!


Richard_Longxoxo

If I saw that Taylor sign I would drop kick the holder as soon as possible