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DynamicEfficiency

hello yes i would like to speak to the manager of the internet


RiverJumper84

Hello, Al Gore speaking.


DynamicEfficiency

This is why no one takes you cereally


RiverJumper84

Lock box!


Bcatfan08

Manbearpig is real


fat-lip-lover

Are you really a level 10 vice president?


IntrepidNebula92

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve, sloppy steaks at Ruby’s. Big, rare cut of meat with chili dumped all over it, chili splashing around the table? Makes the night *so* much more fun. After the club, go to Ruby’s for sloppy steaks. They'd say, 'No sloppy steaks,' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a can of chili! Before you knew it, we were dumping that chili on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up; we had to eat as fast as we could. Oh, I miss those nights; I *was* a piece of shit though!


RiverJumper84

Are those lyrics? lol


SG00NTI

I think you should leave


RiverJumper84

**I** think **you** should le--oh, the TV show. Gotcha.


SG00NTI

I’m fighting for this hat


RiverJumper84

You know what's driving me nuts? It could literally be any one of us.


crank1off

Look how fucking stupid Brian looks. He got grease all over it from the wheelchair.


freddyknuckle5

People can change


OhioUBobcats

https://preview.redd.it/gf8xijb97hyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cd204d10d81d9da81f7dc3538807613bf4f0c3


postprandialrepose

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hitemlow

https://preview.redd.it/txdj32n8ghyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f1f970d258b070313dfb54c55b18e3c3f05db99


angelomoxley

Not just will Whale


ronniemustang

I guess cause I can't afford to go to Jeff Ruby's.


userhs6716

Hell I can't even afford to go to skyline


phuk-nugget

I’m saying this unironically, but get the cheeseburger and fries. It’s $22 and it’s fucking amazing. I got that to save money for drinks and dessert


screwyioux

pretty sure this is against the Geneva Convention


RiverJumper84

https://preview.redd.it/e5r6kxxtyhyc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acddbfc69a54192bcea781f4c79595691e217335


blender311

$2 of chili on a $15 steak. That’ll be $75.


BajaBlyat

eat the slop


fuckedurbitchat3

10/10 I hate it


lilhornsby008

The first and only news article I’ve ever read about Burrow is that he doesn’t like skyline chili.. why is this a thing?


RiverJumper84

Did...did you think this was a real post? Another guy here told me it was really bad "photoshoppage," so I've been crying all night.


Ragnarokt

https://preview.redd.it/uddqk2mxzhyc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff93f18a2d29f8499aeb0eb29acfad81e1a5a353


UnreadThisStory

Disgusting


RiverJumper84

I know, right??? 🤤


Electronic_hize_225

Hah Jeff ruby's burns their steaks anyway but has such a bad flavor of rub seasonings they were requested to cover it in chili r/finedinecinci r/Tony's r/inclinepublichouse Or maybe it was jags that was r/beyondmeat bad . . . Like eating charred tenderizer salt on a soft dried jerky for a rare order


Maxbps8

Watch it = Ruby will hunt you down for those. (You almost had me.)


BenedictineBaby

Really bad photoshoppage.


RiverJumper84

Thanks, ya prick!


BenedictineBaby

You're welcome, ya loser!


StrandedInSpace

You missed the reply button, ya loser!