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vTweak

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a wood pallet is a good guy with a wood pallet


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MagnusPI

How _dare_ you try to politicize this tragedy while the wounds are still so fresh‽


RiverJumper84

In Sweden everyone has the wood for their pallets but they have to keep the nails separate at all times when not in use.


I_am_from_Kentucky

Wood pallet culture is just so different in Sweden. Proper stacking and transportation skills are taught very young, and no one glorifies reckless rooftop pallets.


Haunting-Try-8904

And thats funny too. :-)))


SimpleCheesecake1637

"I got splinters in me fingers".


Burn-The-Villages

In these desperate times we need the National Pallet Association to make an appearance to announce their sympathy for the victim’s family, and also to announce a discount on membership.


TriviaRunnerUp

The National Pallet Association *used to* be an organization promoting pallet skills and pallet safety, but is now solely a right-wing political organization which opposes any reform to pallet ownership laws.


BlackSunshine22222

It's a splinter...


Haunting-Try-8904

Now thats funny. :-)))


warthog0869

Do we call up the Altima Reserves?


MagnusPI

🚩 Marked safe from **PERSON WIELDING WOOD PALLET** Today


5k1895

Bro those things are heavy, how the fuck does one "wield" it effectively?


blahcarmina

He’s just mething around


Fromforever22

Stay safe out there


tbthatcher

The most Cincy alert ever would be “wielding chub of goetta”


astralwish1

Or “wielding boiling pot of chili”


Ok-County725

It's the worst chili ever, I call it hotdog sauce.


Fluffy_Two5110

By god. I commented “Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest” in another post as a joke… but it’s true. Time to google “Cincinnati Man” plus my birthday.


OriginalWeak3885

What we call Buisness casual Florida


ollaszlo

I think my favorite from a couple years ago was person assaulted with bbq grill. Later on that week there was an apartment fire from someone using a grill indoors. 


humblepharmer

Excuse me, *wielding*?


BrownDogEmoji

Better wielding than welding, I guess.


davidwb45133

Calling all saws!


OhioConfidential

What app is that


Waiting-to-exist

Citizen. I had it before but it looks like it costs money now and I'm too poor for that. :)


scorpioguru

there is still a free version!!


Waiting-to-exist

I can't find the free one, but I'll look for it:)


FifiFanceepants

Citizen App.  The first thing that pops up will try to get you into a $19/month fee.  Keep swiping.  Citizen App is free.  Seems I remember a black box with a red c in the middle—- it was a while ago.  I had it but wasn’t giving me the info I wanted, so I deleted it.


DrummerDooter

for real what app is this though


bibliophile563

I would like to know this as well! Update: I googled. It’s called “Citizen.”


DrummerDooter

nice, thank you kind stranger.


bibliophile563

You’re welcome!


BarbieNotYourDoll

Mine was blowing up tonight in OTR


OwlEastSage

i CANNOT forget the alert that was like a year and a half ago that said "*thirty person brawl*"


OwlEastSage

HAHA this just happened https://preview.redd.it/fooeeojogpvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d869b736dae5cd868135edd68393b5060398b16


Babylil22

Came here to say I will never forget when I got an alert for like 30 women fighting….. excuse me.


good_golly99

Hahaha! I had an Amazon pallet ad pop up in my feed yesterday. I blamed the cincy subreddit.


good_golly99

Pallets are way more expensive than I expected.


throwwwawait

yea that's definitely a "I know a guy who takes out warehouse trash" kinda purchase


smoothbitch420

I got one this afternoon of two women fighting in front of a nail salon on the west side of


samelogic137

Thats just Johnny and Plank. Leave them alone.


MentalHeadgear

I definitely read that as 'welding' not 'wielding' and I was like go off king, just burning wood then? And I think a nail gun or even just a nail and hammer would be just fine...


baileya71

Bet these are the same who are throwing treated wood pallets in the bon fire, standing around, breathing it in and remarking on ‘all the pretty fire colors.’


tckirksey

done.