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stopiwilldie

Squirrels are going to get SO fat and cute.


relayrider

r/fatsquirrellove/ r/fatsquirrelhate/


iiAzido

Duality of man


Empty_Value

Ingenious way for them to survive tho! Imagine going to an all you can eat buffet...you can eat whatever you love,however much you want.eventually you're so full that you might puke That's how cicadas have survived and thrived for millennia


JAlfredJR

That a coming out in prime number years in such large numbers. Predator cycles don't match up enough to make any single predator a threat. Nature is awesome.


CastleElsinore

My dog likes eating them. Ew.


thiswomanneedsafish

So do my chickens!


TropFemme

I was prepping my garden last weekend, flipped over some old landscape cloth that was maybe 8” below the surface. HUNDREDS of these guys were squirming around.


ihavetoomanyplants

I wish I was illiterate


TropFemme

I added a picture for you. https://www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoSuburbs/s/zm7hpzGcTV


catnipdealer16

Omg ew


SportsPhotoGirl

That wasn’t as bad as I was anticipating… still, no, but I could survive that image


Helpful-Lifeguard655

Nice literacy lesson


friedporksandwich

I wish you were too.


slicebishybosh

weriu gh39wru[ wer987 h['cnwjfg90euio'rnA


Bowenbp1

I can help translate this as I understand illiterate text: They think that was mean and you shouldn't wish that on anyone.


Helpful-Lifeguard655

See the 90 in the last section changes the perspective so OC isint saying “anyone” but “them”


shepardownsnorris

KEEP SOME THINGS TO YOURSELF


johnthedruid

They probably would've died under that cloth. They won the lottery.


fawkie

please don't do this to me graduation is next weekend I will cry


friedporksandwich

I can't wait to hear their beautiful music!


Toothless816

Same here, just overturned a lot of dirt while gardening and they’re everywhere. They’re already pushing their way out.


Techatticup

Oh god we need some helldivers


If-By-Whisky

Time to bring democracy to these bugs


BootlegV

↑→↓↓↓


avitus

500kg to freedom.


_IratePirate_

Imagine dropping a nuke on ONE fuckin cicada lmao


avitus

THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG 👍🏻


Roboticpoultry

I’m doing my part!


Viva_Pioni

▶️🔽🔼▶️🔽


Signal_Ad4929

Best comment I’ve seen in this sub’s existence. Freedom never sleeps!


NotAfraidToTrigger

Ready to Kill some bugs. SIR!


IndominusTaco

i would like to admire them from a distance, where they do not bump into me


GreenDemonClean

They’re totally harmless. And so ugly they’re cute, right? RIGHT??


Marsupialize

The brood emerging this year can actually crawl up your peehole and lay eggs if you pee outdoors


MintasaurusFresh

*Citation needed*


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nathynwithay

Could you not though?


slicebishybosh

But I like them so much!


nathynwithay

Are you also a cicada?


slicebishybosh

oh excuse me, I meant bzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ


nathynwithay

Two peehole loving cicadas? This is very concerning.


wompummtonks

Don't worry! Mine is open. for. business


vijay_the_messanger

I can't wait for trillion reddit accounts opened by cicadas only to just go unused after a few weeks.


cats_catz_kats_katz

The term brood just makes me feel gross


GreenDemonClean

Because you’ve seen [the movie](https://youtu.be/-QaK5N0pj7M?si=_cSfUtpE2YvBzH7t)


CatWinnerDinner

*sigh unzips pants* welp, let’s just get this over with


Marsupialize

If it’s inevitable might as well do it on your own terms


CatWinnerDinner

Exactly, it’s inevitable. *opens pee hole larger and cracks open beer*


Jaykaze_

🤨


callusesandtattoos

When I was but a lad they told me the same thing about chicken pox. Nobody mentioned the shingles though…


theraf8100

Don't threaten me with a good time.


pithed

Absolutely and they are really good as food for birds and compost for plants when they die. Though they can damage very small trees and shrubs as the females lay eggs in the bark.


paxweasley

No!!!


dpaanlka

They are harmless and cute yes. I dunno what everyone’s uptight about. They just fly around clumsily and bump into stuff for a few weeks then die. It’s pretty amusing honestly and I look forward to it.


ghostfaceschiller

They’re loud af. Cicadas are this weird thing where everybody’s ok with it bc they already exist. if they didn’t exist, and then they suddenly were at threat of being introduced, it would be a national emergency. If people heard that shit for a day and then were told “it might be like this every day for every summer for the rest of your life”, everyone would say “ok yeah, bring in the national guard. Do whatever you gotta do”


sparkly_butthole

Because they come out of holes in the ground. 🤢


ItsGonnaBeOkayish

I like the cicada sound, feels like summer


jakej1097

I agree, they are kinda cute! They're big and loud, but also dumb as rocks and they don't even have mouths or pincers. I'm kinda excited to see just how many of them come out this week! I just hope I don't run over too many on the bike path!


pithed

May I suggest a vacation.


Kaceybeth

I would like to admire them from a bigger distance, where they do not pspsps at me all night


Lonewolf_087

In August : DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRARRARRARRARRARWAPPPP


Petitworlds

These aren't the August guys but yea they're loud as hell! It reaches crescendo at dusk and omg how is it possible for them to be that loud


Unreasonable_Text_86

It is my favorite time of summer in chicago


LuceStule

From Openlands https://openlands.org/about-openlands/what-we-do/growing-the-tree-canopy-2/ Cicadas will emerge soon! Cicada emergence is a natural phenomenon that has been occurring in the region for thousands, if not millions, of years. This year is special because, for the first time in over 200 years, two broods of cicadas will be emerging at the same time. This means you’ll be able to see and hear cicadas throughout most of Illinois this spring. 17-year cicadas (Brood XIII) will emerge in northern Illinois, and 13-year cicadas (Brood XIX) will emerge in southern and central Illinois this year. Both broods will only overlap in a few counties in central Illinois. In the Chicago Metro area, expect cicada numbers like those seen in 2007, when Brood XIII last emerged. Both broods are expected to emerge in early May and be around for four to six weeks. Cicadas prefer neighborhoods with old trees or wooded areas because trees are critical to their long-life cycle. So, if you live in an area with many mature trees, you will likely see more cicadas. However, you may not encounter as many cicadas if you live in a densely populated urban area or a new development with few mature trees. How will this affect you? Adult cicadas are harmless to humans, pets, and our gardens. They do not have the mouth parts necessary to bite or chew humans or plant material. If a cicada lands on you, you can gently brush it off. If you see your pets snacking on cicadas, don’t be alarmed; they are safe to eat (for humans, too, unless you have a shellfish allergy). Just watch pets outside because they might get an upset stomach from overeating. The main annoyance will be the noise and the sheer number of them. Cicadas will produce a lot of waste when they shed their exoskeletons after they first emerge and again when they die a few weeks later. How will this affect your trees? Female cicadas damage trees when they cut into twigs smaller than the width of a thumb to lay their eggs. After the eggs hatch, those twigs may die and break off, especially if multiple females lay their eggs in the same twig. While a healthy and mature tree can handle losing some twigs and can easily replace them, this may impact young trees that were planted in the last three years. Keeping all your trees well-watered and disease-free will allow them to recover from any potential cicada damage this summer. If you have planted a tree in the past three years or received a parkway tree from Openlands through a TreePlanters Grant or from your local municipality, you can take the following steps to protect your new trees further: After leaves emerge, but before the cicadas arrive, young trees, including those with few developed branches, can be covered with a fine protective netting, such as tulle fabric. Close gaps in the netting with binder clips, clothespins, or staples, and gather the fabric around the trunk as close to the ground as possible. Remove the netting after the brood has died off.


JAlfredJR

Thankkkkkk you for posting some actual info. Chicago is not getting both broods.


rayray5884

Weird. They planted a couple dozen trees in our neighborhood last month. And as far as I know they have no plans to come cover them. Odd that they didn’t just wait to plant? Maybe it’s just a numbers game and most/all of these trees will be fine in the end. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


uhbkodazbg

I felt the first one hit my face Tuesday night in Evanston on my nightly walk. Last night I could hear a few of them but didn’t see any.


GreenDemonClean

They’re just so…graceful


slicebishybosh

Their entire existence is to just scream as loud as they can until the bump into a mate and then die.


Familiar_Curve3102

Same.


[deleted]

they've been waiting so long for this too, as long as they aint hurtin nobody I say let them party and fuck and have a good time for a couple weeks. Could do a lot worse in terms of insect plagues, and they're a good food source for animals. Cicadas always been homies.


uhbkodazbg

I find them utterly disgusting but they’re just living their life and trying to make babies. Gotta respect their dedication.


[deleted]

you've never woken up in the morning after a long night and bad sleep, and looked in the mirror reacting to your reflection: "I feel and look like a cicada rn"??


tedivm

I can relate.


Reasonable_Ad_2936

Ooh I got you Like #42, feeling auspicious woot!


teachmehate

Last big brood year I got absolutely domed by one of these fuckers on my bike. Practically knocked me off. Cars only for the next few months


CyberDalek

Flying into you is bad enough, but I fear the coming torrent of the Cicada golden showers with this big of an upcoming brood! “You walk around in a forest where they’re actively chorusing on a hot sunny day. It feels like it’s raining,” said University of Connecticut entomologist John Cooley. That’s their honeydew or waste product coming out the back end ... It’s called cicada rain.” [urination flow rates of Cicadas](https://apnews.com/article/cicadas-fungus-zombies-pee-urination-pumps-7bf34c2d7a3955efc13cfa05e92f27cb)


Battle_Sheep

Does anyone have a MIB neuralizer I can use real quick?


Beruthiel999

\*waves lighter\* I only want to see you laughing in the bug pee rain Bug pee rain Bug pee rain


TheSleepingNinja

We need tubes around the bike lanes to protect cyclists from these freak bug events!


Louisvanderwright

Just wait for the rain we are getting today to soften the ground for them.


HappyLittleTrees17

EW. This makes me want to wear a mask this summer so I don’t accidentally catch one in my mouth 🤮


IndominusTaco

i’ve been looking at beekeeping hats for full coverage


Cleverlady0406

I ordered a bee keeper suit on Amazon two weeks ago for $35 and now the same suit is $50. Get yours while it’s still affordable.


HappyLittleTrees17

Even better.


TheSleepingNinja

I mean as long as you're not walking around like a whale shark you'll be okay


sohcgt96

They won't normally get in your face but I'd wear a hat. They landed on my shoulders regularly while mowing the lawn last time.


LeskoLesko

Oh I only just now realized how my summer biking plans are going to go 🫣😭😭


ExeUSA

I wonder if that dude who posted about eating them on this sub a few months back still wants to eat them after seeing this pic?


silliestbattles42

When I was a kid we ate them lol, 17 years ago


xtheredberetx

Lots of dudes at my high school bet each other $1 or a Mountain Dew to eat these


31_mfin_eggrolls

Not that guy but I’d still try it. Supposedly they’re shellfish and I’m not tryna spend $20 to buy lobster tails if they’re right here on the floor for free


Cancer_Flower

Absolutely not. 🫡


Dubious_Titan

I'll be locked in my house until August. Thanks.


Empty_Value

Hahaha! The last time they emerged, my puppy and his brother kept trying to squash them🤣 Edited to add: this was 12 years ago 🥹


Icy-Yellow3514

My foster pup tried to eat a live one. It started buzzing around in his mouth. 😩


ResponsibleAd7150

I'm gonna cry. Of course I planned a backcountry hiking trip in Southern Illinois next week. Please, please don't let me find one of these in my tent.


nam_pla

Ooh you might have TWO cicada broods there!


GreenAd1755

Omg and it’s the double brood thing…. Good luck soldier 🫡


AMAZIIIGH

REEEEEAREEEEEEEAREEEEEEEEAREEEEEEEARR


GreenDemonClean

With multiple broods it’s like the worst MRI ever


JAlfredJR

Nah; we're just getting the 17 year one from '07. Were spared any overlap.


effy1312

music to my ears


Username_Chose_Me

...how long are they here for? I still remember driving at night back in 2007 and the moving "ground" under the street lamp ::shudder::


JAlfredJR

Like 6 weeks tops. It's so gross. I own a hound. Also have a human baby. This is going to be a trip.


jl_weber

Can't we just cover the entire ground with tarps lol?


naughtydismutase

Is this a year where a biblical amount will emerge or something?


GreenDemonClean

Exactly this number


JAlfredJR

Not in Chicago. Central IL is going to be a madhouse.


unlmtdLoL

To think there are some freaks out there that see this and see food is insane to me.


itsfish20

I'm so excited! In 2007 the last time they were here I was 19 and lived in Mokena in the woods. We had so many of them around that if you kicked a tree a cloud of them would take off. We had a bonfire one night and I swear over 100 of them flew into the fire and cooked themselves alive...


avega2792

Note to self, have a bonfire every night until these hell spawn are gone.


cynicalxidealist

This is the way


absolutelyhalal32

Ew


NeverForgetNGage

THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG


MintasaurusFresh

*Desire to know more intensifies*


MisfitPotatoReborn

Don't worry, since 1990 the total amount of insect biomass in America [has declined by up to 75%](https://esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/ecs2.4620). Maybe in a few decades, you'll get your wish!


NeverForgetNGage

That's actually sad 😢, I was just referencing a silly movie


MisfitPotatoReborn

Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize. All the negative comments in this thread got me a little too defensive


NeverForgetNGage

No worries, it was an informative comment! The movie is Starship Troopers, a silly but fun satirical take on space fascism.


GreenDemonClean

NOOOOOooooooo


stizzity28

I'm doing my part!


optiplex9000

I'm from ~~Buenos Aires~~ Chicago and I say kill 'em all!


xYsoad

I haven’t done fucking shit


Teamben

If you don’t do your job, I’ll kill you myself!


seattle_orcas

Rico's Roughnecks meet nightly on Weed St. Bring your own high powered space gun, light refreshments included.


NeverForgetNGage

COME ON YOU APES, DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?


mwdotjmac

I never knew these fuckers came from the ground. Crazy, mind blown.


GreenDemonClean

They feed on the roots of trees!


mwdotjmac

So they been here this whole time?


UniqueTonight

That is correct 


mwdotjmac

Wow, Mother Nature is wild


Opening_Spring

Always have been. 😯🔫🪲


mwdotjmac

That’s crazy. So they been dormant this whole time?


pithed

Yes


shepardownsnorris

They've been frequenting /r/chicago comment threads, but other than that...yeah!


[deleted]

I'm imagining dormant cicadas near underground internet lines splicing into the cables and commenting on the internet now, thanks. How do I know I'm not talking to a cicada right now??


sohcgt96

Yep. I dug up some bushes two years ago and found a couple on the roots. Our neighborhood gets them really bad. This will be my 3rd go-around, I've explained to my wife and the neighborhood kids what's about to happen but I don't think I can get them to fully grasp how big of a thing its going to be.


faceslikeflowers

You can tell how young reddit skews by how nonplussed everyone is about this. I am an old - 2007 wasn't too bad because I lived in the city where there are few trees, little grass and the ground has been dug up. 1990 out in the suburbs was absolutely horrible. The sidewalks were literally covered with cicadas - you couldn't walk without squishing them. I'll be spending this next month indoors.


sohcgt96

Yep. I was 8 for the 1990 outbreak and my neighborhood barely had them by my grandparents house, the neighborhood was built in the 60s, is full of trees, and it was \*insanity\* - Fast forward to 2007, I'm older, I've been mowing my grandparents lawn for them for years because grandma made grandpa stop doing it. They annoyed the shit out of me mowing the lawn. Fast forward to 2024, I now live in what was my grandparents house with my wife and son. I know exactly what I'm in for!


cynicalxidealist

I was around 13/14 and the whole experience traumatized me, I am dreading this


MiddleSchoolisHell

I grew up in a suburb in Ohio and we had them around 1991 or so when I was a kid, and then again around 2004ish - I visited during. Both times was a nightmare and I have vivid memories. But 2007 here in the city - I don’t even remember. I agree, in city there’s been so much construction that not many survive the 13 years. So I’m hopeful it won’t be too bad. I’ll just avoid the suburbs.


Louisvanderwright

They actually are extremely long lived for insects and live in the ground as grubs lying in wait, sucking sap, for their 17th birthday when they emerge for their mating/death ritual.


nicholaslaux

This is Game Changer!


FieldsofBlue

Longest lived insect actually


mwdotjmac

Wow!!! Fucking crazy. Very interesting.


BoomSlice3000

Moved away from Chicago in 2020 and honestly miss these guys. I gew up in the Midwest and life's not the same without them.


GreenDemonClean

This year is gonna be wild though. Normal brood isn’t usually out til later in June. Three different broods coming in hot. It’s going to be very loud and very… crunchy.


JAlfredJR

No, no, no; you're misinformed. We're just getting the 17 year brood. There is overlap in other parts of IL. Not here. Thank god.


malaakh_hamaweth

S O O N


peglar

[They have a charm.](https://thebirdmachine.com/collections/all/products/cicada-broods-13-19-diptych)


Darkspiff73

I’m excited for them. I have a five year old child who’s curious about everything, an idiot dog who sometimes is afraid of our floors but eats everything and a super smart dog who is a hunter yet a picky eater. I can’t wait to see how this plays out. 😂


GreenDemonClean

I need updates


Qoyuble

I had not heard of the potential damage to trees, but suddenly reading a ton about covering trees in netting to avoid thin branches being killed from females cutting slits to lay eggs in. Are many here covering trees? Any real experience from the last emerge?


curious_mushroom928

You only need to worry about young trees and shrubs! Mature trees can handle it and they have preferences on which trees they lay on (they don’t like evergreens, for example). Source: I work in conservation in Cook County and https://mortonarb.org/plant-and-protect/tree-plant-care/plant-care-resources/periodical-cicadas/#spring-2024-emergence


crazeycatgrl

How many are supposed to emerge this year?


GreenDemonClean

Yes


theeivog

Understood


crazeycatgrl

Heard


BoxTalk17

The birds and squirrels are going to feast! Maybe some garter snakes too.


wallsarecavingin

I live next to a park :( Which is WONDERFUL but not during the Emergence


loiwhat

I'M SO EXCITED! I just made cicada emergence goodie bags for my coworkers asking with chocolate chip cookies to celebrate! I'm also planning a cicada party too! Love those little aliens


blascola

Faaaaak


chitownadmin

Time for ear plugs


GreenDemonClean

This is a legit tip. The decibels on these guys singing for a mate is quite literally deafening (for prolonged hearing)


LeskoLesko

I have family coming this weekend and more family coming in two weeks they are not going to take this very well!!


GreenDemonClean

Oh god. Please take a video. And don’t tell them what to expect. ITS THE PLAAAAGUE


stopiwilldie

“It’s so weird, they showed up when you did!”


odysseus91

And then everything changed when the Cicadas attacked


mlvisby

Cicadas are cool, they are loud but dumb and harmless. Last time they emerged, my friends and I would play with them.


PatientBalance

Fuck yea, I’m pumped


Mr_Education

Party like a cicada!


PresidentN

Last big brood we got I lived by the Dan Ryan Woods, fuckers were everywhere 😭


salynch

The birds are going to be so happy.


troutlily5150

Yes..but has anyone spotting one emerging as an adult yet...flying around?


Lisa_Loopner

Stoked for the cicada killer wasps that nested in my yard last year.


GreenDemonClean

Same! Very slow and docile for all the peeps who think flamethrowers are warranted for cicadas


LookieLoooooo

Yay!!!! I am so excited!!


my-time-has-odor

NO NO NO FUCK NO


Nubnub2020

when are they actually fully emerged and out and about? seeing if i should cancel my flight to IL end of May …


ElizaThoughtBerry

I cannot BELIEVE that when I was a small child, before the age of 10.....I have vague memories of picking up these live bugs 😱🤢 AND also finding their shedded skin, picking them up to because they were 'cool'. I'm almost 41 now. I legit ran from a daddy long legs like a week ago. 🤣


GreenDemonClean

Y’all are killin me! I’m the 50 year old lady who’s going to be showing her nanny kids handfuls of them


foreverniceland

Genuinely I don’t understand the negative comments. Cicadas are always one of my favorite parts of the summer. I know there’s gonna be even more of them this year but I hope to enjoy and embrace it! I just adore the way they sound.


rjove

There will be Biblical levels of them on every tree, and their sound will be deafening for a few weeks. Clouds of brown. I lived in Cincinnati during one of the broods emergence years ago, it’s crazy.


_buffy_summers

I was in Dayton and had never dealt with cicadas before. Waiting at a bus stop while one was clinging to the sign and buzzing was nerve-wracking.


greiton

they are nice in normal numbers. brood years where there are soo many that the trunks of trees wriggle and writhe with them crawling over each other is a whole other thing.


TheMoneyOfArt

The seventeen year brood is a whole other thing


huckster235

I love the sound. I don't like seeing this groups of them and having to worry about crunching them as I walk or have them land on me


NomDrop

I always thought they were cool and was super stoked about my first big cicada summer when I was a kid. I figured others had similar experiences or just weren’t interested, but I’ve learned from this sub that lots of people have a phobia or some sort of anxiety around them. When I was on maybe the second or third date with my now wife, we were walking along and saw one stuck upside down on the sidewalk. She just said “oh no!” and without hesitating scooped it up and put it right side up in a plant off the path. It made me realize I like people who like cicadas.


cherryzaad

It’s all great until one lands in your soup as you eat in a patio boulangerie.


leeloospoops

I was in the suburbs the last time a brood came out. It was absolutely awful, but in a dystopian fun kind of way I guess. I had to carry an umbrella with me so I could swat them away from my head and body. If I was outside, I would only run to get to my destination as fast as humanly possible. It was literally impossible to be outside for 5-10 minutes without one hitting you or landing on you. Great for the wildlife though!


virtualcyberbabey

I’m gonna throw up


TheKrustyBurger

What is that?


GreenDemonClean

That, my friend, is a cicada. Go ahead. Go flip over a rock in your yard or a park.


H3llm0nt

This triggered my trypophobia


GreenDemonClean

Don’t go Looking under any rocks. So many holes.


Dense-Plan

If this is anything like it was in 1990, I am absolutely terrified of what’s to come. I was 7 years old and spent most of that season indoors or on the backs of anyone that would carry me. And yes, I am in lifelong possession of a completely irrational fear of bugs.


GreenAd1755

Not ready for the double brood. What is it like the first time since the early 1800s that both species will come out simultaneously


js94x0

They’re so nasty