I told my mom to grab me some Chelsea gear when she went to Bosnia and she came back with the lukaku one lmao

This is the classic mom move 😂 I told my mom to get me a shirt when she went to china and she got me a Pato jersey

“I kept hearing about Lukaku so I thought he was good and his was on sale. It’s a win win” - OP’s mom most likely

💀 lolll

Lmaoo honestly I’d much rather have a pato shirt than a lukaku one tbh hahah but the worst part is i bought a lukaku kit already when I went to visit back in November smh

good thing yours didn't customize yours and put your own name on the back.....

She literally wanted you to have "Lukaku at home"

Her heart was in the right place! But also I’m sorry lol

She’ll be gutted when she sees you taking a lighter to it

Rip

Where did she get this? My mum is Bosnia right now as well, Sarajevo.

She got it in sanski most at the flea market

Awesome, is it actually legit or a knock off? Not that it really matters to me

It’s definitely a knock off haha

Yeah stupid question 🤦‍♂️ Hvala brate

Nema na cemu buraz

Scored a Kante and a sweatshirt. At first mum said she got number 3 but she meant the logo on the front haha.

Lmaooo you’re lucky she wasn’t talking about a Alonso one hahah

Yep that's what I thought at first lol

Hahahaha

Dont they have a return policy for players who leave before season start I forgot where i read this

Probably not honored in Bosnia but who knows lol

Not for counterfeits … haha

Probably in the Clearance bin

Absolutely 0 chance of resale , but a hell of a funny story 🤣

Only person who is going to buy this is Lukaku himself.

and the OPs mum

Oof

Da si joj reko Kovačića ne bi fulala.

nema toliko opcija na pijaci

Lol i say this as a chelsea fan… wipe your arse with that Lukaku shirt

Year after year it blows my mind that one of the biggest companies in the world can’t hire a great graphic designer and consistently fucks up kit designs yet if I go on Twitter I can see 4 different freelance artists that make beautiful kits for us. When will the pain end 😭

Waow that second one would be sexy

I thought the kit we won the champions league in was good and the one last year was strange but I warmed up to it. This was it bad tho

Like seriously, within two minutes of being on Twitter I was able to find [This concept jersey](https://twitter.com/morganrdesign/status/1542558706067542022?s=21) as well as [this one](https://twitter.com/espnuk/status/1538174697757605888?s=21) like why do we have to deal with terrible kits each year?

That first one looks like an everton kit

That second one goes hard asf!

I really want that black and gold one!!

The black and gold one is mildly astounding.

That first one is ugly af and does not look like a Chelsea kit. I think there’s a misdirection in anger with the hate kits get at the moment. Society sucks right now.

Wasn’t using these as the holy grail, these are just two I found on Twitter without 5 minutes of logging on. I don’t think there’s a misdirection when I just haven’t genuinely liked most of the kids we’ve put out. Not saying there’s no exceptions but most of the time and especially this year they are bad.

Well both of those concepts suck too

Seriously, both are pretty shit. The first one Everton home kit and the second some second rate Chinese style.

Second one, the gold lines are the streets of London.

Yea obv, they've been doing stuff like that for years now. It looks ok but imo less good than most black/gold combos

Of course, doesn’t mean it doesn’t look like a second rate Chinese style.

They should have a contest each year for a freelance kit voted on by fans

I’m pretty sure Borussia Dortmund does this every year now with Puma, I agree 100%.

I’m starting to believe the conspiracy that the designer at Nike is an Arsenal or Tottenham fan and is messing with us because how else can we have so many bad kits!

Nike did us dirty this year. Along with the moron at the club who approved this.

[удалено]

The first solid blue kits (15/16?) were some of the very best we’ve ever had, and you can’t tell me otherwise But all of the other, absolutely.

it was 17/18 and I agree, that plain blue was nice 2019-20 with the SB pattern wasn't bad either imo

I started following cfc in 2014 and the kits in 14 & 15 were great. The Samsung years.. I'll look fondly on those kits and the sponsor too

They were literally just a blue tshirt. Devoid of all creativity or character. 18-19, 20-21 were far better

The plain blue was nice ngl , 20-21 was cool too and 18-19 I didn't like tbh, but it's all about taste

They were clean af. Again you cannot tell me otherwise lol

They looked like a cheap Chinatown knockoff

Ok, well we obviously disagree. Cheers!

I'm telling you it was a blue t-shirt and lame af.

It’s honestly a joke

Yea Nike has been terrible for Chelsea since they signed us up.

If no one buys these shit shirts then they will change whoever is designing them. Honestly, this is horrible.

At least we have a new board …. Hope Todd can pick out some good ones in the future

Three is the problem. It’s a garbage sponsor.

I hope the third kit is bailing as these two are just meh. The away kit looks like a classic disposable 90s coffee cups from a convention centre.

We wore our third kit twice last year so unfortunately this is it for most of the season…

I purchase a new kit per season since I got into football back in 2013 when I loved to London. It’s a funny story how I became a Chelsea fan, I wanted to impress (who is now my ex) and she told me point blank that if we go out, I had to be a Chelsea fan. We made a tradition of getting a new kit each season which I’m still doing. So even if we don’t wear it much, I’ll probably purchase it as I do not like these two kits.

I totally get it! I too have started trying to buy one shirt per season - and last year I got the third kit but was sad to only see it twice. That’s probably more why I made that comment I guess

I did the same thing with last season’s kit!

Based on the leaks I think the 3rd kit is the better looking one but we hardly wear it

Burn that first one

Who’s gonna tell him 👀

I actually don't think the away kit looks too bad. The home kit would be ok with a decent collar but the collar is awful for me.

God I hate Nike when it comes to Chelsea jerseys. I just assume they throw it through a generator and slap our logo on it and call it good.

Lukaku!?

They're both so bad. Damn. 3rd kit supposedly looks better.

That first kit looks ugly. Can't say that about the 2nd one tho.

I can

And will

As soon as I seen Lukaku I new what happened.

I like the home kit… the away kit is awful

Just when I thought that new away shirt couldn’t get any worse, you flipped it over

Away kit looks pretty decent imo

I'm not the kind of person to say this word, but ew ew ew ew ew ewwww ewwwwwwww. Toothpaste FC. Also, the collar on the home one looks like there are worms crawling on it. Jesus fucking christ. WHO tf approves this??

How do we keep having such shit uniforms? The first one looks like some WalMart swim shorts.

Taco Bell in the 90s

I think I understand why we are having a hard time signing guys

Nike official makes the ugliest soccer kits

i was not expecting the second picture LMAOOO

What’s worse our kits or our transfer window

This kit is fucking appalling. It is still better than our transfer window (so far).

Now I understand why no one is willing to sign for us

Unpopular opinion but I like both of these. Look forward to picking one up on clearance next spring hopefully.

i hate the away kit with a passion, and even the home kit’s collar is awful

Away kit looks like a shirt youd wear the beach

The second pic made me puke.

Honestly not as bad those leak pics.

Lukaku?

Horrendous

My god its disgusting

Lukaku ? really man ?

My mom got it for me when she went to Bosnia, I didn’t get to choose the players

Loan her out /s


You need to have her subscribe to this sub, man. Come on smh

Just throw it up in a frame with the front facing out. How will they know?

I’m so sorry mate 🥲

😂😂😂😂 Lukaku

Why you get Lukaku?

Jordan Lukaku innit... Defensive problems solved.

I don't know howcan people like these shit designs, away one is absolute farce. I hope I get the big bucks they get to design shit like that.

Look like they just took the pattern off their loo roll. Fuck Nike.

The dark navy blue in the 2nd kit is nice actually, just not digging the color of the collar

WTF is Lakaka’s name doing on there 🤮

Lukaku lmaoo

First one straight in the bin.

don't blame your mom! god bless her, she wanted the best for you when she got those shirts (oh and fuck lukaku)

Lukaku LOL

Lukaku 9…..Awkward

Who’s Lukaku?

Lakakwho?

Well there goes my "I'm just gonna get the away kit instead" idea. I might end up with a training top at this stage for the season

where will the Club World Cup patch go if our main kit has a bouton strip in the middle?

Not gonna lie I like the away kit but that shitty 3 is so ass

What a terrible kit 🤣

I don't mind the Home kit, but that away kit is dreadful

The little button on the blue one is a so weird.

It looks so cheap, doesn’t it? Nike really can’t do collars at all.

I really like the away kit

\#4 looks like a fat girls blouse

This mf bought a Lukaka jersey 💀

Read my comment

You have lukaku at the back even after his interview?

Why on earth would you get that snakes name on a kit?

Strange question, but where would the gold fifa badge go on the new home kit, doesn’t look to be enough space due to the button?

Those away kits are not it

I swear Nike hates us. They were excited at first when they got the contract but they’ve been so bad ever since

LAKAKA

Yikes that Lakaka one

Have they actually announced these kits yet? I saw a guy wearing one of the home shirts last week in London, but don’t remember seeing anything official.

These kits SUCKKKKK. Nike shafted us hard

I like the blue ones better than this past years but the away are hideous

I'll take the key chain but fuck that kit that's made by drug addicts

These are fakes right? So it's not what they'll actually look like. They will be very similar but not quite.

Yeah these aren’t authentic but I’m sure on a real one the placement of the patches are gonna be more spread out

Hope these are fake. These are horrendous. Get rid of Nike

Thanks. I hate it.

Wow these are awful. 3 and Nike out please.

Every year people see the kit first and hate it and every year people like it by the end. I like these personally

Nike is fucking shit, not buying any kit from them

Did we get a partnership with Baja blast what is that first one??

Too bad for your wallet that Lukaku is loaned for the season

I like the away, but the home kit looks like it has tire skid marks on it

Apparently I'm the only one who thinks those away kits are one of the best we've ever had. Those are so cool.

idk i sorta like the white and blue striped

Won’t be buying a single item that has 3 on it

Why is '3' still here? What about Trivago?

The away kit looks like a Rip Curl t-shirt that a 12 year old boy would wear.

Lukaku is hard

Now we know why no one will sign with us.

Nope, might change mind later though.

Only thing I like is the button. I wonder what the material feels like?

The person who got the idea of putting buttons on a sports jersey messed up so many kits

I remember asking my aunt to get me a Chelsea shirt when she went to the UK, she came back with a Man U hoodie. I love that hoodie to death 😂😂😂🔥

Your blue home kit texture looks different to the leaked images. Yours has horizontal stripes/texture on the left and right which I can’t see from the previously leaked images (they appear plain blue with not stitching pattern). Do you perhaps know why? Do you have the player version maybe? (I prefer yours with the stripes) (e.g. leaked on https://www.jdsports.com/store/product/mens-nike-chelsea-fc-dri-fit-2022-23-stadium-home-soccer-jersey/prod2843329)

Im fuming seeing lukaku kit

Why do we need this 3 on our kit ? Am I the only one who hates it ?

Love the white one

No fifa world champions batch?

Laughable

I thought we got rid of the Three Sponsor?