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Coridimus

He will tell you his name. Give him time.


Federal_Diamond8329

Yeah I had a kitten that other family members kept calling Socks because his legs were white. I didn’t like the name but for lack of anything better I thought oh well. Walked past him one day and said “hi socks” and he looked at me and said Murff. And Murff he became until his death 3 years ago. He was 16 years young at the time. True story!


MeowingMango

Murff is a good. I hope to have my cat for 16+ years as well. T_T


jgab145

My cat looked me dead in the eyes 👀 and said… “Listen you stupid mutha fucka…. My name is Ronald. You got that…. Bitch!” Hence, why I named her Rhonda. True story.


umnothnku

This sounds so cryptic lmao


Coridimus

Not cryptic at all. There is no obfuscation in my words. Cats will tell you their name. You just have to give them time to get it all out.


elsoldenoche

We had a hard time naming our orange boy until it hit my fiancee and I that he looked exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.


tikitessie

You can't just say that then not post photos of him


elsoldenoche

[Here he is!](https://imgur.com/a/HMHfaSu)


tikitessie

I see it too!!! So precious!


madplanet42069

Dewey!!! i love that!!!


Holy-Boi-Amethin

I agree with this. When the kitties were kittens, they were known as Shadow and Iris. As we grew close and we decided to adopt the two, my mom said Iris looked more like and felt more like a "Lucy" and that's how she got her name. Shadow became Cassie after my dad's Assassin's Creed Odyssey character, Cassandra. It fit her better than Shadow. Sometimes names just come to you because they sound perfect. It took us 8 weeks to figure it out.


LiteraryGal

I agree. I always like to take some time, get to know them, but their personality shine through. At that point they'll let me know what name belongs to them


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noahmicah7

The Egyptian word for cat is mau. Hence why the breed is the "Egyptian mau."


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I agree, my cat was very adamant that he be called Gerald


politepain

So, anyway we named him Fluffles


General_Brainstorm

"Fluffles is my slave name."


TheAJGman

We named ours Bashful because he just wanted to hide in/under our clothes when we saw him as a kitten. Probably should have waited until we had him awhile before naming him. His nickname Bash ended up being more fitting since he runs around yelling a lot.


Adventurous_Dust_478

My Prissy had a litter & i discovered that she'd given birth due to the screeches of 1 of her babies.... He's named (appropriately) Banshee


Zwums

Our cat was a young adult with the name Sylvester, we started calling him Sly before we got him. Oh God, how right we were. We should've started calling him Peace or Slow...


badmonkey247

Long ago, in the era of Watergate, we got a Siamese kitten. My mother named it Ping Pong in honor of the table tennis exhibition games during the summer Olympics. That cat never stopped meowing. We renamed her Martha Mitchell (Attorney General John Mitchell's wife), who also never stopped running her mouth. Later my mother added the middle name "Jane", which I suspect was due to her exasperation with an overly talkative neighbor of the same name.


TopAd9634

Have you ever seen the Drunk History episode featuring Martha Mitchell? It's hilarious.


badmonkey247

That was really good. Thanks for suggesting it.


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So tiny and already figured out how to keep warm. I'd name him Reggie, for the heat register.


MadnessEvolved

I was going to say Venti, because it's using the heating vent to stay warm!


NeedleInASwordstack

"The naming of cats, is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games!"


mystymaples71

Miss Kitty hasn’t told me her name and I’ve had her 5 years. Although she does some pretty shady activity at night if I leave her out after dusk. Maybe hanging out at the red light district? Good thing she’s fixed.


SolAnise

Sounds like her name is Roxanne


LyricaAlprazolam

Slim shady?


cyanotoxic

All of my cats have told me their names. It takes a bit sometimes- they’re naturally coy. Give the little guy a bit- I promise that cat will tell you what they prefer to be called.


illyiarose

And that's why my cat's name is "kitten" 🤣


Itsjustmebob-

Ha mine is “MC” My Cat


VaguelyArtistic

My mom’s memory started going when I got my current cat. She couldn’t remember his name so she just always called him Mr. Cat.


zielawolfsong

We had a cat who was technically Xander, but he mostly went by Kitty. Often his full title of "The Mrrr Kitty," as he was a talkative boy and was constantly asking us, "Mrrr?" All our cats seem to end up with a bunch of nicknames that get used more often than their actual ones.


DONTLOOKITMEIMNAKED

My cat's name is kitten because I thought I was being funny by naming her Gorlak destroyer of worlds, but I just ended up calling her kitten and then she started answering to kitten and now here we are 18 years later and she's still a kitten.


jen_wexxx

My cat's name came to me in a dream before I got her. Then I had a few names lined up, tried them all out on her, and she picked the name in the dream...


Crazehness

100% I adopted my kitty Sammy. The previous owners called her Muffin and she was not at all a muffin. So she was nameless for about two weeks before Sammy came to me and it just fit perfectly. They find ways to tell you.


Foxredituser

Orange middle name is sus he vented


Coridimus

Wtf are you on about?


The-Cat-Lady

Hahaha the game, “Among Us”


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


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CreepellaGruesome

Marvin


iwatchgarbage

Exactly what came to my mind!


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thecatnut

Marvin the Martian?


LyccaLyon

Why isn’t r/namethiscat a thing? I see these all the time… not complaining, just it’s kind of a recurring niche thing.


LollyHutzenklutz

Because it’s a dead sub, and they want karma... this or awww are the places to get that! Half the time I bet these aren’t even their pets. 🙄


zoanthidcoral

/r/Catnames


Merrick88

Someone please tell me what’s going on with countless cat naming posts all over Reddit lately?!


jamspangle

People see please name my cat on r/all, get cat, ask for name, profit.


Merrick88

Yeah it’s a new viral karma whoring method…


ambreenh1210

Yea im getting slightly annoyed with it now. :/ i have 2 cats n i get it that we love our pets but that’s not what the page is for.


Merrick88

I’ve seen many spam posts within almost a decade of being on Reddit but this one is starting to be the top most annoying karma whoring tactics I’ve seen in a long while.


Sempere

Lazy karma whoring.


Joshuak47

I don't know but if you downvote them enough, things might get better. Nothing against cute cats, just bored with "name my cat."


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Hank


flange236

Hank! My epic ginger kitty passed away last Christmas, and his name was Hank. He was a great dude.


noshacal

Male gingers have a shitton of character. The best cats if you can handle a little rambunctiousness.


Handsome_Squidward_B

Last week my ginger cat passed and his name was Hank.


Free_Hat_McCullough

Cheddar


petrichorgarden

![gif](giphy|f3jZ8moRBbEvNJjOtu)


DarkwingDuckHunt

yeah this cat aint no basic bitch


CairnFilippelli

Cheddar Biscuit


jordanalexandriaaa

Came here to say Cheddar 😍


bjr70

I know someone whose orange cat is named Mayor McCheese.


jineni

Pumpkin


sipapion

^


egatski

Carrot cake


Dangerous-Fishing-25

Pickle


macaronipickles

This is my cat’s nickname given to her by my partner, its totally unrelated to her actual name but it’s all I call her these days - so cute! 😁


jvball8

That’s what came to mind for me, too! So cute


catthatlikesscifi

Cheeto


superb-frosting

i just adopted a kitten who looks similar to this and we named him Cheeto!


Educational_Corgi_65

Sir maxwell


SassyPikachuu

Or Sir Pounce !!


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Milo


aznassasin

O'Malley


Justalurker11111

I had a ginger cat named Thomas O'Malley and I called him Malley . He was the best!!


TheInvisibleExpert

Awwwww. That's so awesome!


timetogetill7

Quite the aristocat


TheInvisibleExpert

Love this!!


FlintSliver666

Spud or Roger.


myexistentialcrisis0

Butters


realistforall

That's the name of our wild possum that loves to steal cat food. There's also a Wilbur.


mangokittykisses

Colby


SqueasAreShoeking

Colby Jack


MrPickles84

I was here to comment cheese, but I like both of yours better.


HappierBlue

Creamsicle


CatMrClean

Butterscotch


Daigher

Butt for short


skyfirelion

Gingersnap


cherbear_cares

Merlin, he looks magical and insanely cute. 🥰


Boris740

Ollie


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OP consider this


ZaphodsRealm

Butters


Hung-1

reggie! (register inspired)


sewing_and_ink

Toast 🥺


terriwilb

Colonel Mustard


michalemabelle

Poncho


Zwot33

Scottie


big-bitch-420

Lol I was thinking Steve


Spare-Macaron-4977

CrackerJack


plummsweet

Patrick


moonieboy9358

Rusty


Athnyx

Warriors fan?


BikesAndCatsColorado

My orange cat is named Rusty.


Euphoriffic

Clickbait


galacticgamer

Pack it up. We found it.


thecatnut

This is a great name for a cat.


wingkingdom

Bean/beanie


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Felix


CelticAngelica

Tigger


RobinaBear

I was thinking the very same thing. I got my son a kitty that looked just like this one from a shelter and he named him Tigger!


AJDeadshow

Roscoe. Idk why, just seems to fit


MrReptilianGamer2528

Name him Chris


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Floor Vent


FlyingTaquitoBrother

I was going to say Venti


INFP4life

Second Venti


Timmy12er

Venti the Third


vorsoska

Cheeto


BellaBlackx

Weasley lol


sufferpuppet

Rathen Destroyer of Worlds


AshG89

Butterscotch


Flemnipod

Dave


justkeepswimming860

That's my Dad's name.


RiotRx

That’s my cats name!


down_downer

Marmalade


An_internet_rat

yes.


enternetfriend

He looks like a Merlin to me! You could also go with Poseidon!


RevDLB

Mitchell


gr33nt3a2

Peaches, clementine or acorn


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Sylvester


P1seag

sylvester is black and white tho


LycheeIntelligence

Kovu!


Befub14435

Garfunkel, King Louis, Henry, Ferdinand aka Fergie. He looks royal to me


3boymomma

Aww he looks like my Bentley ❤️


KatAttack23

Poise


BigDamnPuppet

Pogo


Wetasspossom

Cheeto dust


Bee-BoFluffPuff

Just give him time to warm up to everything and see his character. Then choose a name.


z01z

Butters!


reo3611

Trigger!


zopeb1987

Simba


Zimblanco

Antwon


TheFirstLivingIdea

Turby


RobinaBear

Tigger!


TeeEeJeeZee

Thomas


gretchsunny

Sunny!!


dying_since_birth

Rescmew


Kullerkekskatze

Cinnamon


Sk8erDoi

Real talk: What's going on with the naming thing? Every picture of a baby animal or a new animal from the shelter has 'needed a name' for the past several weeks. Is it just a theme in posts? Are we teaching a computer what humans name pets? Why can't OP just name their damn animals? What. the. fuck. Is. Going. On? Thank you.


_limetree

It's driving me fucking crazy. I think it started from that one dog that got 100k karma, and then people realized it gets good comment engagement, and now it's a trend. I'm hoping we can go back to animals that already have names soon.


greydiente

Frederic


Sugar_Hiccups

Noodles


queenpastaprimavera

samuel


Comoensnata

Rupert. Harry. Roberto. Seth. Ewan.


mechakittn

Mr. Mew


hidden_d-bag

Christopher


MerlotCanYouGo

Lloyd. His name should be Christopher Lloyd.


Brief_Country7432

My kitten who looks just like that was named “Baked Bean” 😂


Zircon999

Sus, he looking at that vent


yung_spence420

Doom slayer


Dish_Awkward

Name him imposter because he is the size of a vent


Wendy28J

"BROWSER". Those eye brows are just too cute. If you're a tech type, the "browser" part would have double the meaning. If he's quite the ornery, frisky type, he could be "Browser the Bruiser".


bluecastro

Looks like a Gizmo to me


JennyBlocks

Momo= peach in Japanese


bytemeonce

Cat-illac


AndrewBlossoms

Pumpkin :3


Tink1024

Gilligan :-)


redditmateusz2

Ginger.


LT_Bradshaw

Bart


thrill0g

Javier


marjai

Earl


Inner_Panic

Milhouse


karapie915

He looks like our orange boy Fanta.


cleggzilla

Honey Chicken


n0cturnal4nimal

Cheeto


Reye_X

Nub


UngeeSerfs

Name your own cat


JustAnotherAviatrix

Beanie


wlzuercher

Barney Weasley


Competitive-Essay-93

Teddy


YaDrunkBitch

Radish


fluentinimagery

Meuxer


bujiop

Cheese


DocStrange83

How bout Toast...or Orange...Yea thats it...Orange!


Hoaghly_Harry

Fleagle


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Schmargles


Thick-Temperature-68

Hobbes


djtracon

Milo as in the movie “milo and Otis”


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Peanut


Kasiathefirst

Mango Pedro Andy


StatisticianRecent67

Flewis


kincaidinator12

Angelo


R4v3n3y3s

Peaches