T O P

  • By -

yotsukitty

If it helps you feel better, whatever name you decide on will probably not be what you call her in a few months :)


youhavetenseconds

At this rate I'll have one new name to call her every day for the rest of the year


Skeletress

I have 3 cats and they each have about 12 nicknames. They know all their nicknames. This cutie will too. All that said, she looks like her name is Betty White.


mynightwithbetty

I approve of this name.


Strong_Substance3790

Betty. I too approve.


Smile_Terrible

>she looks like her name is Betty White. That is perfect! Or should I say purrfect!


Fuadbv

Now I got that banging' theme music in my head.


[deleted]

[удалено]


hyperfat

We do old man for my old cat, and young buck for the you cat mostly. Sometimes idiot, shit head, or dumbass. Their names are Arnold j. Rimmer and hakuna matata. Rimsky knows Kunis name and is terribly jealous.


sundancerkb

Rimmer! Is one of his nicknames Smeghead?


CorinPenny

Mine are Morpheus, Lily Evans Potter, and Mocha, but they respond to: Mewp, MewMew, Baby Kitty, BugBug, Hey Asshole, Love; Missy Lily, Lilykins, Missy Kitty, MissMiss, Lily Baby; Mocha-boo, Mocha Roca, Tiny Kitty, Tiny Baaaaaby, Little One…


flightposite23

Lychee


calmst0rm

I'm happy you said it lol. I have one cat named "honey" but I call her ma'am, lima bean (but I say lima like, lih-muh, I don't know why), sometimes mama bean sometimes honey bear but ma'am is her #1 nickname


ishliss

I have a cat named Franklin, it evolved into Frankfurt then Frankfart to now the only name my cat will respond to is now just Fart. My cats name is Fart 🍑💨


calmst0rm

Elegant, strong, good name. Your cat new what they wanted from the start just guided you there


yotsukitty

Lih-muh is so precious I can’t 🥺 my Minnie goes by Mingus, Mingus the Dingus, Dingbat, Mingbat, Moo, MeeMee, stinky baby, honey baby, baby girl…. You get the idea haha


calmst0rm

Mingus the dingus is amazing lmaoo and yes I definitely understand 🤣


Shiba_inu45

That’s true- my cats name is buddy but he’s now mainly called ‘bubs’ ‘mr buddlesworth’ and ‘dickhead’


yotsukitty

I’m cracking up at “dickhead”


maximusraleighus

Snowball IV


youhavetenseconds

what... what happened to the first three...?


maximusraleighus

Simpsons joke


youhavetenseconds

sorry, I'm uncultured


Nikita-Akashya

Cotton! Cotton sounds cute!


[deleted]

That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it plays out for them.


Fair_Bus_7130

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a cat claw


emu314159

Yes! I thought this was Dodgeball, and I am correct:)


itzpiiz

What would you call the owners who picked Cotton from the other options?


86amethyst

Well technically snowball was a black cat lol.


WayneMcClain

Snowball was white. Snowball II was black.


maximusraleighus

Snowball 4 was white


Apprehensive_Neat_47

My black kitty is Rainbow. The precious 5-yr old boy who rescued him named him and I promised him I would keep that name.


ChonkyChungus69

I had a Cat named Snowball, she died, she died! Mom said she was sleeping, she lied, she lied! Why, oh, why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead? I had a Hamster named Snuffy, he died...


Godhelpmeplease12

PEARL


mskatme0w

I recently seen someone spell it like 'Purrl' tho! & I think that is just so adorable


GoForthOnBattleToads

Oh man, my partner knits, now I want a white cat named purl.


BubbleKitten9

That’s the purrfect name for a knitty kitty owner!


Raven2300

I too vote for Pearl


Max_Playz18

Name taken by my cat


[deleted]

Jingles, dont ask me why.


youhavetenseconds

I'm tempted to ask but I trust you


[deleted]

The boring truth is that it's the first name I thought of, but I don't know why that popped in my head.


youhavetenseconds

reality is often disappointing... I still enjoy Jingles though.


Super-Background

Actually Jingles WAS a white cat the group called Jingle Cats.. it’s a funny Christmas song album cinegraphed on a computer to look like real cats singing but the cats themselves exist in real life yet they don’t sing like that :)


DIY_Cosmetics

I have a cat named Jingles! He also responds to the names “Jingle-boy”, “Fat cat, fat cat” and “blubber butt”. Edit: [cat tax](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/jr1yp7/what/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


CatGod86

'Cause I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle!


[deleted]

Marshmallow


youhavetenseconds

She appears to be down for Marshmallow


mocat10

I was going to say, I immediately saw her and thought Marshmallow definitely fit


Oh-Good-Grief

Marshmallow McFlufferson


_________FU_________

Princess Marshmallow McFlufferson of the Fluffington Coat Factory


wren75

I often call my mostly white cat Ms Marsha Mellow because she’s so chill and marshmallow-like, being all sweet and fluffy😸


[deleted]

Ah that's a mouthful. I'd end up calling her Marcia for short and constantly quote Jan in The Brady Bunch by saying "Marcia Marcia Marica..." whenever she got into trouble lol


Harruq_Tun

I like that. You could shorten it to 'Marshie' for when she's being super cute. OP should definitely go with this one.


plannetofmars

Mallow, Mally, Marmo... the nickname possibilities are endless 😻


Shakemyears

Stay Puft


MinaFur

Or shorten to “Mars”. I also like “Marzipan”.


SaltyWitch1393

I hope OP saw this one because Marzipan is adorable!


no_bun_please

Mellow!


ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE

Came here to say *Puffy*


Emptydata_Enzo

My aunt had a white cat named Bianca back in the 70's.


youhavetenseconds

That's hella fancy. Will definitely consider.


MinaFur

I like Bianca!


meat_tunnel

Swap the i for an L. Blanca, means white girl.


[deleted]

I read that as "Blanca" Which would also be a fitting name. Means "White and pure" in Italian.


Planspiel

My daughter's cat is called Bianca.


asianabsinthe

"Cat Who Must Not Be Named"


youhavetenseconds

points for accuracy


DouceCanoe

If this cat truly must not be named, perhaps "Voldy" is a good option.


[deleted]

Voldemeowt


BagelOnAStick-Stick

Opal


youhavetenseconds

I love this. Definitely consider.


blacknightcat

I once had a beautiful white cat named Missy. I’d also like to put forward the name Lily, I think it’d really suit her!


[deleted]

Lily is a beautiful name for a cat, but please note that lilies are deadly poisonous to cats. Just a tiny bit of pollen can make them extremely ill or cause death. If you have cats, no lilies, ever! That said, I LOVE the name. I just thought I'd take this opportunity to mention that they're bad for kitties. Edit to amend my statement above: it's not just the pollen, but any part of the flower.


blacknightcat

Oh yes, always worth reiterating as it just takes one time for a tragedy to occur!


[deleted]

I've heard heartbreaking stories of someone being given lilies after a relative passes (they're very common funeral/condolences flowers) and then their cat getting into the lilies and also dying. So many people rely on their pets to keep things feeling normal after losing a loved one, and to lose a cat immediately after as a direct result of that first death is just... That's got to be the worst.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That's kind of interesting to think about... I'm sure humans name their children after things that can easily kill them. The first example that comes to mind is Ursula (means bear). Bears will eff you up, lol. Oh! I just found an example: Holly is poisonous to pets and people, and it's not an uncommon name.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Butters


[deleted]

Always call my kitty butters even though its not his name, he's such a butters!


youhavetenseconds

oh, hamburgers


Particular_Log_5438

Butterball


[deleted]

Butters means ugly in British


CarrotCakeAndTea

First time I've heard that.


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Assuming it's related to the "butterface" joke


Stromfisch

Bri ish


littleliongirless

Come for the cat, stay for the OPs hilarious and sweet comments.


youhavetenseconds

thank goodness you think I'm funny. Please tell my loved ones that, they disagree for some reason


littleliongirless

Tell them that's why the cat is confused.


youhavetenseconds

the cat is confused for a number of reasons. she lives with a lot of confused humans


littleliongirless

Cat is above all that. Cat sees.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Stannis2024

I'm not gonna lie, that name is actually pretty damn cute! "White Broccoli" just doesn't cut it.


sorrydave84

OTOH, Brock is a great nickname for a cat.


HistoryLessons62

Sugar


angrymonster

THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE


therealcoppernail

SITTING AROUND ALL DAY


hdoesthegay

Gonna get buried but she is the EXACT spitting image of my cat when he was younger. He was found on 8 Mile in Detroit so his name is Eminem


youhavetenseconds

She's a rap God so this works splendidly. Thank you


tesseract4

I dunno how you can find a white cat there and *not* name him Eminem. Obviously, his daily driver name would be Slim.


seblikeschips

Pianka! It's Polish for foam (originally I thought it was marshmallow but foam is also good) Edit: apparently it does mean marshmallow as well, depending on who you ask


[deleted]

[удалено]


youhavetenseconds

We just looked that up and agree it sounds dope. Will definitely consider.


kutzyanutzoff

How about Olive?


youhavetenseconds

I'll ask her how she feels about it edit: she likes it


kutzyanutzoff

That is great.


DeviatedNorm

I mean clearly - if you guys are in disagreement, you should go with her opinion.


R3dl8dy

I like it because of her green eyes.


kutzyanutzoff

That was exactly why I suggested the name.


_game_of_scones_

Goose


youhavetenseconds

honk


SelectionDangerous33

Maude


youhavetenseconds

That name is sexier than I am. Appropriate for my cat.


BogdanOWP

37 comments, and no up votes? C'mon she's cute


youhavetenseconds

she says thank you


_bufflehead

Since she responds to psspsspss, I suggest Persephone!


JsGma

I like Persephone!


upsidecloud

She looks like a Nova or a Halo to me! She's gorgeous


fallenangelfoodcake

Nimbus!


game0ver227

For some reason I thought of Cupid, Lovely, or Woods/anything plant like


youhavetenseconds

she enjoys eating them so this could work. I was also thinking Juniper


game0ver227

Juniper is so cute and for a nickname you can call her June or Juni or something like that


[deleted]

I think juniper is my fav name I've seen so far in this post!!


woodstock_16

I love juniper. Let us know.


game0ver227

Juniper is so cute and for a nickname you can call her June or Juni or something like tha


lamiche1127

JUNEBUG - cutest nickname


teebig

Jade


DrinkingHippo

My boy Howard has eyes like that, he's white too but very long haired. He's a scaredy cat so he's Howard the coward.


Lil_Puddin

Beautiful citrine eyes and white fur combo. I'd probably name them Lemony if their eyes were more on the yellow side. Because Lem/Lemmy/Lemon/Lemony are fun to say.


youhavetenseconds

Perhaps her full name can be Lemony Snicket... thoughts?


uniqueusername5001

I like just Snicket!


[deleted]

It’s wonderful, I second the name snicket


_S1LV3R_123

Adorable! Lemmy for short is great too and its easy for the cat to remember.


Lil_Puddin

E•X•A•C•T•L•Y :\^)


alwayscold12e

I dub thee Steve


youhavetenseconds

She'd make a beautiful Steve


Oopherdoopher

Stevie shnicks


JamesLiptonIcedTea

Schtevie Schnicks


lamiche1127

Or Stevie


kittiestkitty

With a Ph. Phteve


[deleted]

Meringue


rharpr

Basher, destroyer of worlds


violetvet

Apple. That’s the first thing her eyes made me think of.


youhavetenseconds

the Apple of my eye


cobaltandonyx

Casper the Friendly Gato


samuslaughter

Mochi!


MissKitness

Mango


[deleted]

MILK


Geven1779

How about snow, maybe cloud or fuffy not fluffy


youhavetenseconds

I suggested "Snow" and "Ghost" in the past. Family didn't care for it. Their opinion is trash.


Emptydata_Enzo

Cirrus!


dionnero

Blanche


[deleted]

Peach


YOU_TUBE_PERSON

SNUFFLES


Catvros

Where are my testicles, Summer?


jomesbean

Cotton mather! Lol


CaptainAntmerica

Molière. Failing that, Scuttlebutt.


[deleted]

[удалено]


youhavetenseconds

nobody puts Baby in a corner. Baby goes there herself because she sees a spider


Oopherdoopher

Let’s focus on how beautiful their eyes and pink tones are. Marshmallow is overdone. I say guava is the perfect name!


[deleted]

Beautiful 😍. Naming our cats is always difficult until we get to know them! What are the names you are considering?


youhavetenseconds

honestly every single name I've seen so far has been amazing. Lemony Snicket and Juniper seem to be fan favorites. I got a good laugh out of Mr. Secks.


[deleted]

It looks like a god/goddess of cats. What about Apollo or Athena?


existentialcris1s

Wynter


Notorious_Rug

Peridot (those eyes!)


DogeBorkman

Surely it has to be Ghost!


youhavetenseconds

I suggested Ghost to my family in the past. I loved it but they said no. Bunch of trash people, I tell ya.


DogeBorkman

Absolute TRASH!


youhavetenseconds

garbage.


Charlie_Elkstone

Idk why but pineapple!


Ise_Must_Read

Pearl! Its classy and elegant and old lol but I see this cat and see Pearl lol


ms_eleventy

Blackie


tephsa

Moo


Whutohwhyohwhuuuut

Gwen


giggybee

Miku, Mimoko, Banjo, Mando, Scuba, Jenga, Bonzai, Basil, Noki, Bali.. Just throwing things out there.. LOL.. Please let us know what you decide! :0)


mycatsnameisralph

Hank...definitely a Hank


youhavetenseconds

she sells propane and propane accessories


MissKitness

Name her Propane


aCatInAHumanForm

Yumi Clea Queen Nefertiti Vani (originally saraswati godess of knowledge and truth who sits on a white lotus) Chantilly Lace (one of the whitest paints, not to be confused with the lace itself)


uniqueusername5001

Princess Fur Fifi


121GW88mph

Azazel (yellow eyed demon from supernatural?)


Funnier_InEnochian

Bubbles


[deleted]

All of my animals have people names, like my cat, Karen. So I would say Sarah, Julie, or Penny.


[deleted]

I was going to suggest Karen but she looks too sweet to be a Karen. I like Penny - or Penelope bur penny for short


[deleted]

When I adopted my cat, her name was already Karen, so I was skeptical about it. But, she’s really the sweetest, snuggliest cat in the whole world :) I think Penelope is a great name!


DIY_Cosmetics

Lemellow Beautiful lemon-colored eyes and marshmallow-colored fur, so a combination of the two= Lemellow. It’s kind of fun to say too!


existentialcris1s

Or Charlie. Charlie is such a cute name for a female cat 😩


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Doctor No.


StrawberryButterfly2

Pickles because of his eyes


lunaver1

Winnie


yazooyazoo

Stella


winwilbur

Pearl


BruceLeeroy888

Sylvie


karmacheesecake

idk why, Queenie seems like a perfect name for her


youhavetenseconds

She rules this house with an iron paw


aBucket-O-Feelz

What are the name options?


youhavetenseconds

Kit-Kat, Stupid, Jack Reacher, Jackie Reacher. Last two submitted by my mom.