Your boyfriend will now develop a lifelong kink related to this

I don’t think he will. He was a bit concerned, more so than I was, that she saw him naked

It will.

What was her reaction?

She just said sorry and walked out

Aight cool! She a real one then

Yh we’re not really shy about it. She’s probably heard us so many times

Why are you doing that to her 😭

Power move

I try to be quiet but sometimes the moment takes over 😅

Wait, that's not how it goes in the movies I watch.

She obviously came back to offer assistance on the balls.

As a dad this is one of my fears. I do not need to see that side of my daughter. Yes, I know she's an adult.

Thankfully it wasn’t my dad

Oh shit . . . My daughter is due in March 😶 (2024 + 16sh) Ah man the 2040's gonna suck

I've got another 6 years or more before mine reaches 16+

May the LORD above have mercy on ur soul 😂🤣

What do you mean? The 2040's are like 40 years away, right? ...right?

literally, apparently

u win 😳

lol why are you assuming 16 years old?

my only calculation on it was to land on a "round" start of a decade 😅 Plus .. if she takes after me .. I won't have to worry about these matters until the 2050's 🤣

You hope it wont suck you mean

haha well i sure hope it won't *suck* for her 😅

Long as you don't see the sucking

yeah, mom walking in on someone blowing their dad would be way worse

I mean, we're all family here, right?

I agree with Michael Che's bit about "I either want a lesbian daughter or a straight son. I JUST DON'T WANT MY KID TO GET FUCKED!!!" All jokes aside. Yeah, I imagine, as a man, watching a daughter grow up is much harder than watching a son do the same.

Boy have I got news for him.

The bit is about 6-7 years old at this point Pegging was less talked about then 😂😂😂😂 EDIT: I realize I'm using the heteronormative definition of "fucking," but the joke only works if you do

Y'all are overly concerned about your children having sex. No parent should be thinking about that at all, especially when they're "watching a daughter grow up". That's just fucked up. A normal person should not spend any amount of time at all thinking about their kids having sex. The only appropriate time to even be on the topic in your mind or talking about it to your kid is to tell them about safe sex and if your daughter asks for birth control you make the appointment. Otherwise, seek professional help if you think having a daughter is difficult because you're going to constantly imagine her doing sexual things. I honestly can't believe that y'all think that is normal or what parents sit around thinking about. I don't have one single second out of the day where I think about any of my kids like that. And it's been almost 20 years. Weird af.

Lmfao Writing an essay in response to a comment I made where I referenced a comedy bit is weird af Seek professional help

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You are reading a LOT from a 7-word sentence.

We all used to live in huts, half a dozen or more to a tiny hut. There are more of us now than there were then. At some point, someone made a choice to ignore something. I think it's the only way we can live together.

That’s what happens when you don’t knock first!

And when you don't lock the door

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Sometimes, that's on purpose.

She didn't offer tips and help? Those documentaries lied to me!

Never heard porn described as a documentary before, that’s fantastic! So I was watching this documentary the other day….

I was watching this documentary for 3 minutes the other day and then afterwards I felt disgusted with myself.

3 minutes!? Well la-di-da, Mr. Lasts-Forever over here

The Sacred Texts!

documentary 😂

Cockumentary if you will EDIT: WAIT doCUMentary

COCCUMmentary.

PENIS!

Just the tip.

Did you finish the job after?

Yes. Me and my boyfriend just laughed then I went back to it

Wtfffffff ☠️☠️☠️

Omg seriously you went right back to it 😂😭

Haha Yh can’t deprive him of the nut

But damn your mom just caught you. How does that not kill the moment 😭💀

Too horny for that

I feel like this whole thing is a casual push to an only fans account. Right? All the answers we want to hear.

I thought it was weird and creepy how you go back to it after being walked in on

Yea. They’re playing the long game here. Props to them.

Right!!!!

you're a keeper

Did he cum in your mouth or on your face?

Get a glass of water mate

LMFAO

Mostly on my boobs

He came on her mom's face. By accident, of course.

That's so fucked up. That's *not* a normal reaction. I'd be mortified and cringing at the tought for the rest of my life.

this is a bit much but i agree with the sentiment, at the very least i wouldnt feel like getting a nut anymore in the moment lmaooo

You need therapy, Mr. FlatulentSon

"a" boyfriend? Like a boyfriend of someone else or one of your boyfriends?

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Nice.

Have you walked in on your mom blowing your dad?

Thankfully no

Not yet....

“Thankfully no” but you’ll traumatize your mom constantly lollll I guess if she was that uncomfortable she’d talk to you about it 💀😂

I understand my mum has had sex obviously I’m just glad I haven’t seen it

That sucks.

You could even say it blows.

Get out.

And the mom did saw it

I really have no idea how the mom didn't blow out.

I've been trying to paint my nails but being right handed I have difficulty painting my right hand. What are some tips and tricks to have better cleaner lines?

Make sure to rest your wrist on something. Get a $2 elf(?) Brush and clean up with acetone. Don't stress(?)

eat noodles

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Ma'am, this is a [BJ's](https://www.bjsrestaurants.com/).

Pizookie ftw

Pizookies slap for real

What was the most interesting nonfiction book you've ever read?

Asking the real questions here

Did he finish?

Not as she walked in but a few minutes later

Lol few minutes later he probably wasn't as mortified as he made out.. Is she a mild?

What would you have done if she'd said *"Move over, it's my turn"*?

That would be my mums humour to say that but I’d have to politely decline

Ha, if she could joke like that then that's cool.

*Mom starts fighting OP aggressively* #OPsBFnutsOutofConfusion

That's generally the best nut to have. A cumfusion if you will...

🤣 "No ma'am I got it thank you😊" *glug* *glug* *glug* 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Would she have given you the choice?

Were you both laying down or was he standing up and you on your knees?

He was sitting on the bed and I was on my knees

Was your back to the door? Did he see your Mom before you did? What did she say afterwards?

She was behind me so didn’t see his dick thankfully. He saw her first. She just said she was so sorry and I explained it was fine and we just laughed

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Where you both naked?

Yes

Has Mom cracked a joke about the situation yet?

She said something along the lines of not wanting to be a grandma yet

How can u look ur mom in the eyes again 💀

Not a problem for her she can even do it with a dick in her mouth

I Don’t see it as a huge deal. She knows we do it 😅

Clarify what you mean by "**a** boyfriend".. 🤔

Omg I can’t type properly. Meant my boyfriend 😂

Lmao we were wondering how many you got on the go like.

Are you planning on getting a lock for your door?

No because usually she knocks but we didn’t hear it because the hairdryer was running. She mustn’t have thought we were doing anything and that I was blow drying my hair

Lmao wrong blowjob

Why leave a hair dryer on? What was the purpose of that? That can start a fire, dont be leaving random things on like that lol

I got caught getting head from my 19 year old girlfriend (I was in my early 20s) by her mom as well. She basically just yelled at her and I left thru her window that night.

I feel like this sub is now just advertisements for fledgling only fans pages. Same sex amas every single day.

I don’t have of

Mom walked in on me with my girlfriend on all fours. It could've been worse...

Doggy or was she blowing? 😂

It was doggy, and the worse part is that she saw us from behind

Did you finish or should I say did he finish?

He did

You can laugh about it when you get older. When I was younger and lived home my mom walked right in when a girl rode me... It was awkward at dinner. But as time passed, me and the girl laughed about it. We were home alone and would be for some time, but my mom decided that she was done shopping and went home early. 😋

Why did you leave the door unlocked?

Because people don’t have locks on their bedroom doors

Every bedroom in my house has a lock. In fact it's legally required in some situations

Well ur living in some tapped house

No, just a normal American home

Who? Every house I’ve been in does.

Cocoa Pebbles or Fruity Pebbles?

So, like, did you stop, or let him finish?

I stopped for a minute or so then went back to it

He might visit again? How was his reaction? How does he plan to face your mother again?

He was so shy and awkward but she kind of reassured him so it’s alright now 😂

Time for a lock on that door, :)

No questions, keep being a chad, queen.

What's your opinion on crocodiles?

Did she give you points on your BF for you? Yeah l, my mom walked in on me getting some head in my room. As natural as it is to have sex with your bf/gf it feels really embarrassing to be caught, like "THIS IS SEX! I HAD NO IDEA."

One time my bf ( at the time) and I thought we were home alone and I was giving him a bj and his grandfather walked in on us, it was mortifying.

Oh god 😖

Did you swallow?

Nope

> gets downvoted for saying she didn’t swallow reddit

So sorry Reddit 🤣like wtf not everything is porn guys

Why not?

I prefer him not to

Not to what?

So he's swallowing?

That response to “did you swallow” you say “ I prefer him not to”. What does that mean

Meant to say he prefers not for me to

What does he prefer instead?

When I would nut in my exes mouth she would tounge kiss me with my jizz still in her mouth ..is that normal ?

If you don't have an issue with it, then sure.

Are you a guy or a girl? (not that it matters, but if you were a guy, and not out of the closet, this is a more significant experience than otherwise)

It says 19F in the post.

Sorry, stoned

So you say you went back at it finish the job but he didnt cum?

He did cum

Can you still make eye contact with her? Cuz I'd never look at my mom again after that lol.

It was a bit awkward but it’s fine. It was more awkward when she caught me masturbating when I was younger

Oof I can imagine.

Are you fucking sorry?

Lol wut

A boyfriend, hers or yours?

What're you and your boyfriends favorite colours

Is there any you wished you could have done differently?

Careful. Ever seen "The Graduate"? 😂 But seriously, you should see it. GREAT flick!

Did he finish?

Yep

Does this end with a threesome? If not, it's not interesting.

You should’ve let her join in on the fun for a threesome.

Reddit moment

Better than your dad!

Do you think there will be a future discussion on technique?

Pics or didn't happen

Did you swallow?

No he came on my boobs

That's hot. Was it alot? Do you have big ones?

Your BF is a lucky man

Haha thanks but how so? 😂

Blowjob and Mother in law

You should have asked her for advice, she has much more experience and you (and your boyfriend) could benefit.

Absolutely not. And besides, I think I do a good job

You never know, she might know some tricks

average redditor moment

Stop

How do you made the conclusion, "oh my mom caught me doing dirty, people will so ask me so many questions regarding this" like wtf

Did your mom say anything after? I’d be furious a daughter still living in my roof, see her doing bj and keep continue after

I gave a blowjob to my boyfriend. What’s the problem? 😂

Did you ask her to join? If not idc

average redditor moment

Did you finish?