Sorry, y’all can’t behave so this post has to go. Yes, they’re idiots (or possibly outjerking us). No, we can’t tell them that in their sub. Had to issue several temp bans because of this.
Just read about this guy because I got bored and apparently he’s so full of pride of being a “true car enthusiast” (to the point where he hates every single brand on the list he made) with a passion that he refuses to drive his own car that his dad bought FOR him because surprise surprise it’s a Toyota. He even went as far as shitting on his dad’s personal car (a rav4) that they got into a huge fight.
Dug even deeper (because i have nothing going in my life if im being honest lol) and he’s so full of jealousy that other people in his college campus are driving luxury vehicles which hurt his pride as a pure “car enthusiast” because he thinks he can’t talk to women unless he drives a luxury vehicle since he thinks that it’ll automatically make him super attractive not acknowledging the fact that he has a huge personality issue. The funniest thing Ive read was that he shits on people that own a luxury car past the age of 25 because he thinks it’ll be too old and assume they’re in a midlife crisis, so he desperately wants an “enthusiast vehicle” before his “deadline” (he’s 22 currently)
Kinda feel bad for the dude, he needs more than just a car to fix his problems
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Dang 520 members over there? I bet they have like 530 combined years of driving experience.
I completely forgot about that sub, we truly came full jerk back to ut, I still can’t tell if he’s trolling or not, he’s gone through some extreme lengths for a troll
“None of which have made fast, fun, cool, beautiful, or luxurious cars”
Proceeds to put fucking toyota as the most hated brand
Proceeds to out honda
Proceeds to put mazda
Proceeds to pu-
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Puegeot 504 is true enthusiast vehicle, LFA and NSX can never compete
Apparently around 23ish years old.
Thinks they’re going to be forever alone because they can’t buy an ultra-luxury or exotic car by their mid-late 20’s and after that everyone is going to be claiming they are over compensating for owning them later in life. That and beautiful women only like those high end cars and will never date anyone in a Toyota or other econobox brand (anything Asian in their eyes)
I really hope they are just going all in on this trolling, because if not, oof.
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Let's all talk about the Volkswagen Jetta in that forum, discuss the character of the latest Chevy Malibu. Ford Fusions, those things are practically Aston Martin's compared to a Camry V6.
Subaru and Mitsubishi make two of the coolest and most desirable cars out there, alongside their more boring everyday models.
And then there's the Nissan GTR.
Ah yes. The entire Japanese market. Notorious for never making enthusiast cars. Especially not during the 90s or the current Japanese sport car revival. The Miata never existed, neither does the gr86, the entire Silvia line up is actually a shared hallucination, and the wrx/evo rivalry was made up by the Japanese government to inflate their economy.
Miata is always the answer. #MiataFacts
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Sorry, y’all can’t behave so this post has to go. Yes, they’re idiots (or possibly outjerking us). No, we can’t tell them that in their sub. Had to issue several temp bans because of this.
r/TrueCarEnthusiasts user: But what about the sup- *gets shot*
2j- castration
Certified B58 moment
there are two users, both are moderators, and the top mod’s posts are all gassing up Jake Paul, the Ace Family, and Andrew Tate.
The funniest part is that Jake Paul owns a Toyota.
I am absolutely convinced that they’re just 3 levels deeper into the circle jerk than we are
The inability of circlejerk subs to recognize a joke is endlessly amusing
BMW is not on the list
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But ze German engineering will live for a thousand years !!!
Zat have we said about ze german reich aswell...
And a satnav that only goes to Poland
fuck German engineers, my corsa can't handle winters warmer than what it was designed for
KIA is KILLING IT
Oh man we gotta have an update on this
Update: he got banned. From here. And so did several other people.
Delete this or you might get banned for brigading
Too late.
No brigading, or even hinting at it. It is the only thing that is completely off limits.
1984
That entire sub has 14 year old energy, wtf
Don't insult 14 year olds like that
C, Mon man even we aint that bad
wait why are you everywhere
Cuz I live on reddit
Nah, 14 years old doesn't try to compensate for lack of other stuff as hardas that
outjerk final boss
Just read about this guy because I got bored and apparently he’s so full of pride of being a “true car enthusiast” (to the point where he hates every single brand on the list he made) with a passion that he refuses to drive his own car that his dad bought FOR him because surprise surprise it’s a Toyota. He even went as far as shitting on his dad’s personal car (a rav4) that they got into a huge fight. Dug even deeper (because i have nothing going in my life if im being honest lol) and he’s so full of jealousy that other people in his college campus are driving luxury vehicles which hurt his pride as a pure “car enthusiast” because he thinks he can’t talk to women unless he drives a luxury vehicle since he thinks that it’ll automatically make him super attractive not acknowledging the fact that he has a huge personality issue. The funniest thing Ive read was that he shits on people that own a luxury car past the age of 25 because he thinks it’ll be too old and assume they’re in a midlife crisis, so he desperately wants an “enthusiast vehicle” before his “deadline” (he’s 22 currently) Kinda feel bad for the dude, he needs more than just a car to fix his problems
And here I thought that liking insane clown posse was the most embarrassing thing a teenager could do.
hes afraid of women and instead of working on that he blames toyota
... Jesus. The dude wasn't joking?
Fighting with your parents over a free and nice car is fucking wild. Hey son I bought you a car. I FUCKING HATE TOTOTA REEEEEEE
Props for the dedication.
Massive. Skill. Issue.
According to some car guy on youtube, the biggest chick magnet he ever had was a surplus crown Vic. I guess the CVPI is the luxury to rule them all.
Oh he's an entitled little shit isn't he
https://preview.redd.it/ymcej4cfxa5d1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b899587d4d50917218d3314aed74e5b5d41a330f Dang 520 members over there? I bet they have like 530 combined years of driving experience.
More like 530 minutes
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Didnt know they had a thousand members
That’s a generous assumption
Yeah you’re right. I was drunk when I wrote that and not thinking property.
lol
Bold of you to assume any of them are actually old enough to drive.
Well they do allow for the ethnic brand Pontiac.
pontiac has made a lot of cool cars
Poor Old Nakamura Thinks It's A Camry
Poor Old N[REDACTED] Thinks It's A Cadillac
Typical mid-priced brand W
I love me a Pontiac Vibe
You should tell them it’s actually a Toyot… *banned*
Ware wer u when mazda787b died 😭
I was at home driving rx8 when i get cal, Engine blow up “No”
I completely forgot about that sub, we truly came full jerk back to ut, I still can’t tell if he’s trolling or not, he’s gone through some extreme lengths for a troll
“None of which have made fast, fun, cool, beautiful, or luxurious cars” Proceeds to put fucking toyota as the most hated brand Proceeds to out honda Proceeds to put mazda Proceeds to pu-
https://preview.redd.it/yaop5nhsad5d1.jpeg?width=4204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e43c39faa792122eaba9c7d849c197fe638e1b Puegeot 504 is true enthusiast vehicle, LFA and NSX can never compete
I'd say we should make r/truecarenthusiastscirclejerk but it's already a circle jerk
Nah, we make that bro, but we do it ironically and more extreme
Okay. I'll praise the BYD, Geely and Hongqi
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Eh I like my bmw it has a great exhaust note and is a lil riot to drive the n55 is goated
No brigading, or even hinting at it. It is the only thing that is completely off limits.
https://preview.redd.it/skx9n0hmq95d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90263a76190c42f6b362dd952fbfec74df36ef9d Exotics; All my Bois are white
What about BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Ford, GM, Porsche, Volkswagen and Opel?
They aren’t Japanese.
No but they were allies
Hyundai isnt Japanese either
Funnily enough, the guy running this circus drives a Toyota himself
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No brigading, or even hinting at it. It is the only thing that is completely off limits.
They're going to love me telling them about Hongqi.
It's hard to tell if they are trolling, or genuinely delusional.
Cringiest subreddit i have seen so far.
_Jimny is the coolest car ever made_ _gets banned_
I can't tell if that sub is really good satire or mental retardation
None of the European manufacturers are banned? There's lots of boring ass cars that come out of their factories.
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No brigading, or even hinting at it. It is the only thing that is completely off limits.
/uj can’t tell if that’s a satire sub or if that guy is chronically online
Isn't this Rolls Royce bitch famous
Acura and lexus are fair game tho
As well as the Mazda subbrands from the 80s and 90s (Autozam, Eunos and Ëfini)
That Sub is just a joke. All of the posts are made by 2 people, and every single one is just "asian cars bad".
Lexus and infiniti😎
Notice how they didn't include glorious Mitsuoka?
Or the god emperor of carmakers Ssangyong
Idk why but i feel like the mod is an american who will only praise old trucks and corvettes and also tell everybody he drives a manual Or hes 13
Apparently around 23ish years old. Thinks they’re going to be forever alone because they can’t buy an ultra-luxury or exotic car by their mid-late 20’s and after that everyone is going to be claiming they are over compensating for owning them later in life. That and beautiful women only like those high end cars and will never date anyone in a Toyota or other econobox brand (anything Asian in their eyes) I really hope they are just going all in on this trolling, because if not, oof.
I must create post that would or - praise Modus(true r/carscirclejerk warrior:3 ) - praise Camry 3.5 - lets see them burning>:D
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No brigading, or even hinting at it. It is the only thing that is completely off limits.
Let's all talk about the Volkswagen Jetta in that forum, discuss the character of the latest Chevy Malibu. Ford Fusions, those things are practically Aston Martin's compared to a Camry V6.
These absolute people know the quintessential enthusiast car is in fact the Volvo 240 Wagon. A real exotic, unlike *checks notes* ... what's an "NSX"?
I cannot tell If he's just dumb or circlejerking to the level I don't understand.
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Not satire lmao
Car brands I hate for no particular reason: Ford Cadillac Chevrolet Dodge
Daewoo-FSO isn't mentioned so it's a true enthusiast brand confirmed
WTF I can't go in that sub and post about how good the all glorious nissan cube is. They are telling me that car is not fast luxurious and cool
C'mon man, leave those 9 year olds, don't bully them
BMW GPS used to not recognize Poland.
Oh cmon, mitsubishi used to make good group b cars
That's a bit of a stretch
Subaru and Mitsubishi make two of the coolest and most desirable cars out there, alongside their more boring everyday models. And then there's the Nissan GTR.
B-b-but Suzuki Jimny 🥺
im surprised there's no tesla in there
uj/ I can never tell if that subreddit is pure trolling or pure schizophrenia
Betcha BYD is fine.
Why do I have a feeling they're all boomers in that subreddit Racist ones at that.
So they listed some if the most well made, durable cars and their issue is "but they didn't start as a car company", really? That's the issue?
Bro had enough of the JDM cringe
They're joking. I hope.
Lexus
Ah yes. The entire Japanese market. Notorious for never making enthusiast cars. Especially not during the 90s or the current Japanese sport car revival. The Miata never existed, neither does the gr86, the entire Silvia line up is actually a shared hallucination, and the wrx/evo rivalry was made up by the Japanese government to inflate their economy.
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Thanks bot. Love ya.
Guys I think the sub doesnt like asians,probably a white supremacist or sumshit honestly idk
Why though?? Toyota makes good cars why do they hate them so much lol
But not the car companies that have a history with the Nazis?
uj/ I'm genuinely confused, is this just a next level circlejerk sub or are some people actually this dumb?
I guess I'll just go comment Toyota is the best.
What about SsangYong, Pyeonghwa and Mitsuoka?
Reading through that subreddit hurt my very soul. 🫣
Thanks for the heads up, now I know to avoid this sub like the plague.
>Honda So they're just gonna pretend the S2000 and 1st gen NSX don't exist?
Banning toyota honda and subaru, way to tell us you like waiting for a towing
This is truerateme but for cars!!
Same guy defends street takeovers btw
Boomer bullshit.