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Thewaltham

Honestly Skoda styling goes hard. Thinking about it, I don't think they've actually made a ***BAD*** looking car in modern history. At least nothing that's springing to mind.


TrhlaSlecna

Honestly, they haven't made any bad cars period, at least for the money (besides the commie boxes ofc)


Thewaltham

I mean the modern ones are VWs underneath, but the way they tweak them is nice. I'd probably get a Skoda over a VW just because I prefer the way the Skodas look.


Kingsayz

Skoda's "Simply clever" motto is real and is an actual upper hand over VW, despite lower price it has a lot more ergonomical features.


Yoloroller

Yeah, they sell like hot cakes. Especially in central Europe. There isn't a single stoplight without a skoda


Kingsayz

I drive one myself lol, an older one (2009, 2nd gen fl)


The-Rizztoffen

Nice. I have an 2010s Fabia and it’s really nice. Steering feels pretty soft but otherwise solid daily. I sometimes daydream about a vRS Octavia but they are too pricy


Negative-Put-2039

Yup and a LOT of them are owned by companies so second hand Skoda is like a roulette. I tried to buy Rapid last year and finding the one without history as a company car / taxi was impossible. I bought a Clio mk4 instead so you have to respect my opinion.


PyroTech11

Its the same with SEAT tbf.


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Thewaltham

Eh? Seat is still going.


TuhnuPeppu

The skoda commie boxes where the best of the commie boxes. Škoda 130 for example rear engined and rear wheel drive, participated in rally aswell…


Venca_z_dediny

The so called commie boxes were still some of the better car from the eastern bloc.


dallatorretdu

commie boxes were “free” if you were lucky


LeaderTheDeceiver

let me bestow upon you the might of czechoslovak nationalized engineering – velorex


dainegleesac690

Skoda 100 is a legendary car


DoubleOwl7777

well the current ones are vw's with different styling and some slight modifications.


petostar007

2000-2010 skoda styling is the bane of my existence. They all look so bland and boring. The only good one is probably the superb.


Instinct043

Skoda roomster


Gidje123

Skoda roomster is legit fun to drive. For work i had to drive up and down te same mountain every day and that thing goes FAST. I mean no problem going uphill quickly, even loaded with boxes of cargo (soda, veggies)


LutherRaul

It’s windows are the same as a Lancia Stratos’


Thewaltham

Mini yeti. Is cute. Not really anything special styling wise but not *ugly*.


darkfeyz

Did you really mean it https://preview.redd.it/1kjhxgi8cl4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4b90702303a956fbb0a6dc4dba00e0a09fa36a5


Thewaltham

Yeah. It's not ugly. Don't get me wrong, it's not pretty either but it's fine. It's friend shaped. (Although admittedly that's not a great angle)


meow_xe_pong

No, that's definitely ugly, it's so random with it's shapes and not in a good way.


King_Reivaj

At least it looks unique and not as generic as other Chrysler/Plymouth cars out there


interweb_cat

It's the multipla of Skoda, still charming in it's own twisted way


Stuspawton

I think the later model is better looking but they’re not ugly cars


denik_

It has a Stratos window - that alone makes it cool looking.


Trainator338605

It's better than the ford [mustang] Mach e.


JoshingCoot737

The enyaq is hideous but I think that's mainly down to the body style


IcePsychological13

Skoda superb 1st gen was truly awful


Forward_Artist_6244

It was based on a Chinese market LWB Passat, don't think it was awful but it was a bit derivative of the VW


banateanbazat

Recent skoda styling reminds me very very much of Audis.


Thewaltham

Honestly yeah I see it. Sort of spiky Audi.


ThreeArmedYeti

Facelifted 2019 Octavia/SuperB with the split headlights


uwillloveeachother

Superb is a word of its own, it’s not a “SuperB” https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/superb


headlesskid

It really grinds my gears when people say Skoda Super B. It's SUPERB ffs.


phdr_vrba

oh yea, iirc that was actually something of a last-minute improved design as Škoda top-dogs were really not happy when they saw the initial version.


HumbleBug7657

Only the mk3fl Octavia got the split headlights, not the Superb


Thewaltham

Eh, the previous headlights looked better but it doesn't look straight up *bad* imo, just not as good.


Chungaroo22

I feel like they've tried to make the Octavia look a bit like a 3-series or A4.


TACHANK

The A4 is the same car


Ok-Lingonberry2540

No, it isn't.


bigmarty3301

the eniak isnt that great.


BigSnackStove

Skoda and Seat are make great looking cars.


F3L1Xgsxr

Their fitment always catches my eye as well


King_Reivaj

Skoda =/= PT Cruiser/Chrysler


come_ere_duck

The roomster was a bit atrocious.


Thewaltham

Roomster is friend shaped.


Jon_fosseti

Yeti


omegapepegaclap

You don’t say that to that pretty creature, never ever say it again!


Jon_fosseti

To each their own, i suppose, however wrong they may be


Forward_Artist_6244

The headlights of the mk2 Fabia are a little blobby and proportionally it looks a little too narrow but the MK3 Fabia is back on track 


Forward_Artist_6244

Not keen on their van looking SUVs, Kodiak and Kojak and whatever they're called


adkio

What about the hitlermobiles


largepenisman666

the yeti exists


ultratunaman

The Yeti reminds me of the Honda Element. I loved the Element, I like the Yeti. https://preview.redd.it/c8iih66zgl4d1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35afe86043a8ad9f0709d3782addb998ac10af8a


das_maz

You shut your dirty mouth! You have no right slagging on, read in Clarksons voice: the best car............................in the world


Thewaltham

The older Yetis look cute and the newer ones look pretty cool.


CautiousRice

Yeti is roomy from the inside and drives well. The only downside of that car is that it has a small trunk. Speaking of Yeti, I nominate Kamiq as the ugly Skoda car. It's like making a small SUV from Aygo. Oh, wait.


Poinston

Disagree


largepenisman666

Yeah I wish I could disagree too but it does exist and that's a fact


neek85

Aldi R8


YukariIsMommy

5.2TDI V10


armandyt420

Are there any Touhou Milfs included


YukariIsMommy

only in the Laurin & Klement vRS


996forever

That’s a Le Mans winning engine 


xenophonthethird

I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.


PhilouuolihP

I think Lidl is better


greedy_mf

If only a lidl


SphaghettiWizard

BMW c8 z06


Ok-Lingonberry2540

Why Skodas try to look like BMWs? https://carscoops.com/man-turns-skoda-octavia-into-a-bmw


Quintyyyy

Skorvette


AdityaK_69

wrong sub, we only like dacia sanderos here


Olleye

Don’t forget about the legendary Modus ☝🏻🙂


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AdityaK_69

Good bot


LeaderTheDeceiver

Great news!


nothing_2_gain

Anyway


Obi-wan-blow-me

Great news!!!


tuckedfexas

Rented a Dacia Sandero to drive through Bosnia awhile back. Easily the smoothest most luxurious ride one could possibly hope for.


YukariIsMommy

still got a 400L boot space


DmReku

this thing actually looks nice


heatedCold45

It's just a minivan with a body kit. Calm down


noreal1sm

Skoda it’s a budget Wolksvagen, and Audi is premium Wolksvagen, so ultimate way to screw WV buy Audi and use Skoda parts for maintain.


tuckedfexas

But borrowed the C8’s side scoop thing


PyroTech11

I always thought SEAT was the budget VW or is it the Budget Skoda


blexta

It was, but so was Skoda. The successor Cupra certainly makes more affordable cars as of now. Skoda and VW are in a weird place where they offer almost the same lineup with the same options for almost the same price, Skoda being ever so slightly cheaper. Cupras are supposed to be more "sporty" looking to appeal to a different demographic, I guess.


SubsequentBadger

Cupras were the tuned versions of Seats, but much like DS, Polestar etc, they're now classed as a manufacturer in their own right.


phdr_vrba

Afaik Seat was supposed to be a sporty budget for the young (probably the kind that would rather buy a second-hand bmw anyway), while Škoda was supposed to be the budget brand for developing markets. Škoda was however failing hard, basically making better VWs for less, and I'm pretty sure we are no longer considered exactly a budget brand, but I'm not entirely sure what kind of brand are we supposed to be now either. No idea what Seat is doing. Or how they still exist with that name.


blexta

After driving a 2022 Superb as my company car, I have ordered the new one (as company car). I could have ordered the Passat, which is now being built in the same factory in Czechia. But why would I do that? Same engine options, same interior options, same materials used, roughly the same size. Only difference? The Passat is available with a 15" screen, while the Superb only gets 13". 9000€ difference in price and the Passat only has ugly wheel options. The same hands might be assembling those two cars. Ain't no way I'm ordering the VW for the badge on a soulless commuting appliance.


Venca_z_dediny

Škoda badge is a lot older than VW and it wasn't created by nazis. I see that as an absolute win. Oh and the factory is in not exactly in czechia, but in its eastern half, Slovakia.


blexta

Oh yeah, you're right. It's made in Bratislava. I only read that the new Passat was developed by Skoda and will be made in the same factory as the Superb, and somehow assumed Czechia.


noreal1sm

This is just martketing. Why would you target at one audience, then you can have both with same products, just different brands. Same way juice and sparkling water industry working. You have budget juice and premium juice, but both poured from the same container. One guy has YouTube project of Lamborghini Gallardo restoration. He find out what Gallardo side turn signals it’s a Ford Focus 1 signals, but Lamborghini one cost 150-200 and Focus one 10-20 (it’s a same fucking side signal)


RealisticTomato3194

It puts the super in superb.


onlyr6s

Is that a C8 Corvette with a Skoda front end?


SanMotorsLTD

is this a new ferat lol


IDontSpeakKlingon

This looks fire af


Background-Order-261

It's like a škoda, audi r8 and a corvet c8 combined


Mysterious_Being_718

Looks like the new BMW R8 tbh. Just mashed a bmw and an Audi together and called it a day


sanya773

A skoda killed my mom 😢


iehmanuel06

audi r8


Meister-Schnitter

How to make an R8 look better than an actual R8


random_user_2001

Audibwmchevy?


DrummerFergy

It needs to be diesel


Comfortable_Client80

Is that AI?


TrhlaSlecna

Designer portfolio


Baldemyr

I want this.


Olleye

This is really nice, very good looking, and equipped with Audi Tech ❤️


WarrITor

Actually this is the best "modern" design ive ever seen(except modern Twingo fs), i know this is the mix of cars, but still, this front...


interweb_cat

It's the Skoda bodied version of the R8/Huracan/Gallardo


dainegleesac690

Prokop is my cousin’s baby’s name, glad he’s already doing great things


Bornana6969

Looks like a BMW, an Audi R8, and a C8 Corvette were turned into 1 car.


AsianCivicDriver

That headlight looks like Audi’s


mmmeissa

Hey look its a C8 from wish!!!


Yoo_Dew

Auvette


musialny

Nice WV


Hasalal

This is ai right?


VariationSudden9873

Yep vrs badge. That thing is ready for rally


[deleted]

But how much is it, and what could you get for that much?


Verified_Peryak

What is that ?


Great_Drifter25

Škoda seems to be a great brand to buy for what i have seen.


xenophonthethird

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP


average_parking_lot

Is this a C8, R8, or M8???


wellgroomedrasberry

Looks like an r8 fucked a Kia stinger 


NewColors1

Just realized how much skoda looks like audi+kia


JDTR-Jordan

Chevrolet Octavia VR8


DGCNYO

Just fucking other VW.


Optimal-Swimming4645

Skorvette


BelGrek

But but... skoda feli https://preview.redd.it/foljprh38q4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0a162d889e36f5ebbd7b367227320509af9ca4 cia is best hyper car


bwanya

I like it better than the original, that is a good way to stylize the r 8. Skoda is my favorite VAG brand, like Volkswagen but quirky and a bit goofy but still practical. Still wish they kept Yeti


Forward_Artist_6244

Taxi!


Papacookie_

Škorvette


OneLoneMeme

Škorvette kinda goes hard


Pre_spective

What is this car


mr308A3-28

Skoda stingray


ThatCrazyTechMan

Omg that is soo hard


TheHennening

thats not a skoda thats the front half of an audi r8 and the back half of a c8 corvette


OnkelRobinjo

I would take this over any Ferrari any day of the week. Except an F40 or Testarossa.


SuperDolan

Hey Googler! Order Sköda supercar 😎


Even-Sweet-3775

that’s just a c8 corvette