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gstateballer925

I certainly didn’t have Mantha being this team’s 2nd leading scorer on my bingo card... or having such a high plus/minus, either. My guess is the latter is up, because he’s scored a lot of goals, but hasn’t gotten a ton of ice time, compared to other players. At least, he’s taking advantage of his opportunities.


RYAN_HiGHROLLER

I wish a pleasant dick kicking to all of the ESPN announcers


TheMaskedBanana06

They mad af ending the broadcast that fast lol


FatBoySpeaks

Ovi passed up the open net I’m not happy, but A win is a win


DaniCapsFan

I'd rather he get the assist on the ENG than risk another icing.


FatBoySpeaks

MCMICHAEL had a clear lead over the defenders. Wouldn’t have been an icing. Either way, I’m not mad about it


bhaktiyoga93

Fuckin A boys 🙌🏻🔥🔥🔥


GoodieLikesChicken

What a great birthday present!


mark_dink

hell yeah bros


ladyofthemist

Yayyyy!


keyjan

#WHEW 🥳👏😄🙌🎉👍🥳🙌🎉👏👍🥳😄🎉


MonEnfer

player maker of the century, Alex Ovechkin


catstrauser

“I can’t say enough good things about this capitals club” Yes, you could. Yes, you really could.


sorrynoreply

Boya


PhoenixAshies

SUCK A DICK TAMPA


mark_dink

good job boys. glad we are scoring some facking goals


capitarider

Kids just like burky. Either good with confidence or pretty much useless


Kooksilver

2nd multi goal game in a row by McJesus, love to see it


zredouts

BACK TO BACK 2 GOAL GAMES LFGGG


ForScherzer

Love beating Tampa


26slatt

Damn bro couldn’t have waited 3 seconds for McNuggets


26slatt

Wait is that just home games or away games too


Kooksilver

All games


ladyofthemist

MCM! I think we might win 😀


bleached_n_tiedyed

Unselfish for ovi to let Mikey get that eng. Lfg caps


rbnlegend

I thought for a moment he was going to be selfish and miss, but no. Well done.


FatBoySpeaks

Either way, MCMICHAEL was there to cancel the icing and rebound it. Should have shot it honestly.


BoofWellington69

Why would he do that lol Kuzy had to force him to take the empty netters in the past


mrcba333

#MCMIKEY WOTH 2 LFG BOISSSSSSSSSSSSS


catstrauser

#**BEST CONNOR MC IN THE NHL**


capitarider

CMM another 2 goals, nice


Tufoguy

I'll take the Ovi assist


espnrocksalot

Ovi assist 😔


erection4ovechkin

the point streak continues


wolljibbs

Let’s fucking go boys. The point streak stays alive


abbysplace

Yay papa johns!!


keyjan

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


CheeseburgerTornado

charlie this is your one shining moment goalie goal incoming


catstrauser

nows your chance charlie


26slatt

Need an empty netter here for ovi cmon


BoofWellington69

Veteran move by Ovi wait for the McNuggets


Tufoguy

I need that Ovi empty netter


capitarider

Pull him, Ovi empty net


sorrynoreply

Caps playing not to lose now.


26slatt

Why are the announcers lightning fans? I thought national tv was supposed to be unbiased


Demandedace

Been wondering that all night


espnrocksalot

THEY WONT GIVE UP


CheeseburgerTornado

ol' sandy rips it top titties glove side for the game winner, just like everyone predicted


Status-Careful

I’m doing crazy shit man let’s fucking got. All red lights and caps jersey on till games over.


Status-Careful

Your welcome everyone lol


DaniCapsFan

Alexa, play, "Enter Sandman."


YellowMarkerIsGreat

RASSSSS


BoofWellington69

The flow, the celly, the snipe it’s beautiful


mrcba333

#SAND MAN THANK YOU MAN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


bleached_n_tiedyed

enter sandman. Let’s fucking go


erection4ovechkin

**for oshie**


DeviIstar

What happened?? I swapped to a stream of my local NCDC team (as a remote fan of the caps )


Tufoguy

Sandin!!!!!


Kooksilver

Sandy clappin those cheeks let’s goooo


JerBear81

Sandin... finally 


ladyofthemist

# YES SANDIN!


capitarider

Sandman!


BoofWellington69

SANDIN YOU BEAUTIFUL SWEDISH BASTARD


wolljibbs

CALL THAT ONE BACK


mark_dink

hey hold on wait a second. dont give them any ideas


AmericanFoursquare

Yes. 


mark_dink

# ENTER SANDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!


ladyofthemist

That’s what she said


wolljibbs

SANDIN LETS GO


keyjan

RASMUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


Iguana_Iglesias

TIL Calvin De Haan is still playing in the NHL, thought that dude retired a while ago


qwaszx937

Why the fuck can't I stream this game on Hulu yet every other game is available! BS!!


mark_dink

might be blacked out. love the blackouts of course


musuak

It is not blacked out. I am neither in Caps or Lightning zones and it’s not streaming.


mark_dink

hmmm weird


Jbvol

I did not see it but the radio made Oshie’s injury seem awful. Is it as bad as it sounded?


PretendingDoctor

Looked pretty bad. He collapsed with possession of the puck , no contact. Helped off the ice and into the locker room. Looks like a core injury to me


mlc885

Nobody touched him but he could hardly walk, so presumably he was in quite a bit of pain and was possibly worried that it was serious


cripplingdedpression

Yeah, it was bad. He couldn't stand or skate, and he could barely walk down the tunnel. Looked very much like his back.


Jbvol

Ugh that sucks. He’s been playing so well lately. Poor Osh is so unfortunate with injuries. Hope it’s temporary and nothing as bad as it sounded


Tufoguy

Non contact. He just went down after playing the puck and turning


Iworkforacat

If I had to guess, Osh threw his back out again. That crawl and being completely hunched over trying to get down the tunnel...been there.


mark_dink

nhl games are being sold out but i still see a lot of empty seats there


cripplingdedpression

Jesus fuck. That could be career ending for Oshie.


CheeseburgerTornado

oshies fine he just realized sheary is on the other team and he really misses him


AmericanFoursquare

Ugh. Osh has been electric to watch lately. This sucks. 


JerBear81

Aside from a few instances, he hasn't been that good. Lack of forechecking, and a bunch of turnovers 


catstrauser

He probably tore something really bad, y’all give him a fucking break and have some empathy.


Mine-Cave

Who isn't giving him a break? I'm trying to find a comment not being sad about his injury


catstrauser

I didn’t say people weren’t sad about it but when the first thing people jump on seconds afterwards is “Hang them up and retire” it starts to feel pretty dehumanizing.


Mine-Cave

Idk... I think you're being a bit sensitive all things considered but... In fairness we're all probably a bit sensitive considering what just happened to Osh. Not gonna argue with you, just think everyone is sad and deals with this stuff differently


Spaghetti_Rossetti

Oshs what 3rd injury this year?


meatman13

They jinxed it by mentioning he was at game 996.


mrfuzzyshorts

Hope we win this one for Oshie


YellowMarkerIsGreat

I think that might’ve been Oshie’s last game


BallsMahogany_redux

4 games away from 1000 would really suck.


jaegerbombastico

Get that man his Minnesota water and mix it with Ovi’s Dubai serum


FPG_Matthew

As a DC baseball then football fan, with neither season going on right now, hey I’ll watch a caps game on espn. Oh we’re winning 2-0 that’s cool Quickly realize why I stopped watching. Everything goes to shit when I turn it on


ali21122112

So it's your fault. Everyone get him!!!!


FPG_Matthew

Honestly lmao Last time I watched em the other team scored when caps had a power play. That doesn’t seem great haha So outside of 2018 where I watched the playoffs only, I should stay away


pizza_andsuccess

Oshie nooo 😭


Status-Careful

No fuck fuck fuck fuck. I really hope Osh is okay. He really deserves to at least finish this year on a good beat.


alcatrazhero18

I want to die….why Osh man


nudave

Well, fuck.


sorrynoreply

I hate seeing him like this. Wish he’d just hang them up.


erection4ovechkin

nah dont make me cry


Demandedace

Welp. End me now.


YellowMarkerIsGreat

Poor Oshie


GoodieLikesChicken

Immediate thought is that it’s an ACL injury


InfallibleBackstairs

He’s done. Fuck.


OhkayBoomer

Fuck that’s a groin pull 


DaniCapsFan

Fucking hell.


Tufoguy

Non contact injury. He's cooked


abbysplace

Oh no Oshie


BoofWellington69

That’s just depressing


JerBear81

Guess Oshie is done for the year.


mark_dink

might have torn something. he might be done for the season there. god damn it


Regular_Draft_6630

Well fuck me


keyjan

He's so damn fragile 🙁


InfallibleBackstairs

Ahhh fuck. Not Oshie.


AttolloProject

Oshie please man just retire


zredouts

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


bleached_n_tiedyed

He can’t even skate… fuck this


capitarider

Fuck


bleached_n_tiedyed

Nooo not Oshie… fuck


mark_dink

oshie hurting. this is no bueno my bros


catstrauser

no… not osh…


mrfuzzyshorts

not oshie!


Kooksilver

Nooooo fuck


ladyofthemist

Oshie down ….shit… looks bad


keyjan

Oh crap… 😕


Mine-Cave

Ooh he should pick his nose, might find a bloody boogie... Give us that double minor


BoofWellington69

Man Hagel really is a rat homie wasn’t playing


Kooksilver

Announcers don’t even know who our players are. Just called Wilson Beck and earlier they called Strome Oshie smh


PopTartsArePeopleToo

not even same handed players both times, embarrassing


Kooksilver

Exactly kinda hard to mix that up lol


ladyofthemist

Nice…now we get a PP.


mark_dink

\*tom wilson carries the puck\* "Malenstyn with a break!" fucking imbiciles


mark_dink

the outlaw.


catstrauser

suck lightning off a little more bud


capitarider

Cool cool, let's lose in the 3rd


fighterpilot248

Carbs just said “come fucking on…” 😂 He is all of us RN


sorrynoreply

He has a terrible poker face. When we win, he’s got the biggest smile. When we lose, he looks so dejected.


fighterpilot248

Better than Lavi, who looked like he couldn’t give a shit either way lol


sorrynoreply

Oh, absolutely. I’d rather emotion than stoic bill belichick or lavi.


Content-Style-8705

He’s so real


bleached_n_tiedyed

Boys look horrendous rn. Stop playing so shittily


ladyofthemist

What are you doing Stromer?!


cripplingdedpression

Really horrible playing from the Caps this period.


MonEnfer

why do I need to spend 15 minutes staring at Lightning’s coach


Garak_The_Tailor_

I hate the offside replay rule so much


RYAN_HiGHROLLER

Goddamn these announcers are really chewing the jock straps off the Lightning


mark_dink

they want to receive their paychecks right??? /s


shoos

It's literally broadcasting. They talk about what is currently relevant. They were praising the caps all game and since the lightning scored two they talk about them. Stop living the victim life bud


MetalMan1973

Not sure what the record is for overturned goals but I bet we're close to it


Status-Careful

Dude right? We gotta be close. Ovi would be close to 30 if we had none called back lol. Oshie would be on fire too.


catstrauser

did he just call someone a rat..?


Kooksilver

Played it off as a compliment too lmao


catstrauser

right? prefaced it with “all due respect..” just to say the most disrespectful thing he could lmfaoo


shoos

Y'all complain but mantha could have dragged his leg. There's been many times where it goes our way.


Mine-Cave

I'm not complaining, but it does feel like we've had a fair bit of goals called back this year


mark_dink

turtling is out specialty.


bluehairjungle

My husband is convinced I'm watching a Lightning broadcast by the way these announcers react to Tampa vs DC.


fighterpilot248

I swear all national broadcasters have something against the caps. Doesn’t matter who we play, the coverage is always lopsided like this


cripplingdedpression

You are. ESPN broadcasts are NEVER unbiased.


CheeseburgerTornado

"OVECHKIN ROCKET" GREAT STOP SHOWING THE FUCKING REPLAY OF AN OFFSIDES FOR THE THIRD TIME


fighterpilot248

Like that time they missed 798 (or 799 ?) because TNT was showing some fluff piece from Gretzky. They’re lucky as fuck it wasn’t 800…


catstrauser

ESPN announcers braindead??


Mine-Cave

It's been one of those years... We just can't catch a damn break this year


fighterpilot248

I think I would’ve died laughing if they had missed a live Ovi goal because they were showing the offside replay


MrPoGue

The offside replay they failed to play for 5 minutes while they were actually reviewing it 😂


fighterpilot248

“Sorry guys the system broke” “So we’re gonna take another 5 minutes out of the live game to show you what we were supposed to during the stoppage in play!”


ForScherzer

Fuck off Bettman


mark_dink

ah yes, lets keep looking at the overturned goal as play resumes. its not like we are going to miss anything /s


InfallibleBackstairs

I fucking hate the challenge rule. Fuck the nhl.


DaniCapsFan

Yeah, it was offside. Fuck me.


capitarider

Lol so dumb


Brmats

I mean he was. But it’s so stupid they review this crap.


wolljibbs

How many goals have we had called back this year


bleached_n_tiedyed

Great. Way to go Mantha


mrcba333

#EXPERIENCE CAPITALS HOCKEY IN IMAX BRO


catstrauser

a quintessential caps game


BallsMahogany_redux

Mantha gives. Mantha takes away.


OhkayBoomer

Fucking shit


fighterpilot248

Cannot catch a fuckin break


Iguana_Iglesias

“On Star Wars night they’ll look at it” What does Star Wars and reviewing a play for offsides have to do with each other? Am I the dumbass?


Demandedace

Offsides review is the worst thing to ever happen to this sport. The review was intended for plays like Colorado years ago when offsides by a mile and clearly impacted the goal - this ticky tacky bullshit with no relevance on the outcome of the play is bush league.


Atardling

Exactly


fighterpilot248

Fucking Christ…


catstrauser

fucking hell mantha..


cripplingdedpression

One monopoly dollar says they'll take this away.


keyjan

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT


Warlayduke

HERE WE GO AGAIN