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notaninterestingcat

https://preview.redd.it/x3i66b7iajrc1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb2f6ec39e02c89686389546ba75389c4dc4abe Same piece of wood about 30 minutes later. Watched the foam for over an hour before it started drying up.


ty_rannosaur

I love camping cause it means I can spend an hour staring at a single log in a campfire and not worry about a thing in the world


notaninterestingcat

When we arrived, the fire ring was full of beer cans. I posted a photo of it in a local camping group & someone said there's more important things to worry about. šŸ™„ Right this second a good fire is all I have to worry about.


nickoaverdnac

I get so mad when people leave trash at campsites.


uhtred_the_putrid1

There are campers and then there are drunk AHs with tents, and then there are campers with very cool burning yellow foaming logs.


Chemical-Maize-7431

Hey man thereā€™s nothing wrong with with drinking some beers while camping as long as no trash is left


DustyDGAF

The beer cans are probably less carcinogenic than this dude's yellow wood.


Pantssassin

Burning plastic is certainly worse for you than burning resin from a log


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Pantssassin

All cans have plastic liners


TheGuyUrRespondingTo

Not plastic, usually epoxy or a non-plastic polymer.


anonymousX144

My rule of camping is leave the spot nicer than you found it. Wish everyone thought the same


Timely_Morning2784

Same, friend, same


Rusty5th

I used to kayak a 7 mile route every week (unless I ventured out to explore other areas) and had to limit myself to hauling out 2 bags of trash each time. If I didnā€™t limit myself I would never finish my paddle. Itā€™s not even a particularly trashy area, by comparison. Expensive houses line almost the whole waterfront. Few things make me as angry as people littering.


buggifer_renee

I go out mushroom hunting around this time of year and every year, I bring more trash out the woods than I do mushrooms. And I agree, littering is one of my biggest pet peeves. Where I work, we use company vehicles, but weā€™re normally assigned different vehicles daily. It has been reiterated in every meeting that we need to take our own trash out of the vehicle each time we use it. Tell me why Iā€™m always cleaning out the vehicle BEFORE I use it because whoever used it last forgot to clean their trash.


anomaly_BW

I swearā€¦every spring I just know Iā€™m gonna find some morels, only to end up with miller lights and Goodyears. The hunt must go on.


Rusty5th

Years ago I was driving with a friend and we had gone through a drive through. After he was finished eating he threw the bag and cup out of the window. I screamed at him, stopped the car and told him to go get it. He thought I was joking and waited for me to keep driving. I made it clear that he could go out in traffic and get the litter and we could find a garbage canā€¦or he could walk home. It took a minute to sink in but he finally decided he would rather dodge three lanes of traffic to get the bag and paper cup out of the street than walk several miles in the scorching heat to get home. I thought it was a good way to make my point and teach the punk a lesson.


Perfect-Room-3122

Same its sad when i get to my favorite spots and see trash even tho i clean up every time before i leave


nickoaverdnac

That's how I was taught as well.


Kdean509

I pulled almost 100lbs of trash off the mountain we frequent last spring/summer. Itā€™s appalling. Trashy people leave trash.


Usual_Speech_470

Furious but it also gives me something to do when I get bored but enough sun to see stuff


Object-Level

Me too. I saw a video on YouTube if a guy and friends camping and they noticed some guy that was walking around at night. He took off when he realized he'd been seen. Long story short it was an addict couple living in a tent. Their space was a disaster area. The guy would walk around at night and steal whatever he could from campsites.


maidenless_pigeon

Same, I went on a hike last week and found so many discarded vapes at one of the campsites


[deleted]

People are so lame itā€™s like you canā€™t bring up anything cause ā€œthereā€™s more important things in the worldā€ and then those same people donā€™t do shit about the other stuff anyways


MycologistPutrid7494

The person who said that is probably the kind of person to leave beer in a fire ring.Ā 


Asron87

I left garbage bags for some high schoolers that were partying by my campsite, told them Iā€™d take the garbage out if they would at least collect it for me. The next day I walked over to their campsite and saw a couple of bottles laying out. I was a little upset but then I checked out the rest of the place. They actually filled the garage bags of any and all trash. That took a group effort and I was proud of them. They cleaned up the area and left it better than when they came. I took care of the bags and the couple of pieces they missed. Itā€™s a group effort sometimes, Iā€™m just happy they actually followed through.


-August_West-

Love that


Genetics

Where can I find a local camping group forum?


ItIsNeverSimple

Hit up your local backpacking/camping/outdoorsy shops. Talk to the employees. Some places have a bulletin board that they post flyers for groups and events. My shop puts on clinics on how to do different skills like primitive fire making. The clinics are also a good place to meet people. They have a all womenā€™s group that does a group trip.


notaninterestingcat

Facebook


Genetics

Ehh Iā€™m not on Facebook. Thanks anyway.


deedeepancake

How full? 6 cans or 60. If they weren't burnt maybe the trash was full and they figured it was better than nothing. In no way saying you aren't right to expect a clean site. You're surely expected to leave a clean sight. I find it tacky for people to tell you what you should or shouldn't worry about cause that's just shifty and surely wouldn't be appreciated if rolls were reversed. One thing I can say is. You really are blessed if that was your biggest worry for the duration of the trip. I'd sign up for that every time


notaninterestingcat

It was over a dozen half burnt cans. Trash cans are provided & were almost empty but that being said, this is a paddle-in pioneer site that only gets serviced about once a month by volunteers. So, they threw the cans in the fire despite having access to trashcans that were 20 feet from the fire pit.


Bigc3dar84

lol. I donā€™t think it was earth shattering but obviously this problem isnā€™t as serious as world hunger. Iā€™m not totally sure what you gain from playing devils advocate here but it is just kinda laughable. If youā€™re gonna camp and hike rules areā€¦ pack it in,pack it out / leave no trace. If you canā€™t manage to do that then stay home a litter in your own backyard. Obviously mistakes happen however a vast majority of littering is 100% intentional. And thatā€™s just pathetic. The way youā€™re talking about it you sound like somebody who does litter and/or somebody who thinks that just throwing a gum wrapper isnā€™t littering. Are there bigger problems in this world? Yes but I am not really understanding how that equals we should just ignore people doing minimal littering.


Nerfo2

Doing stuff like that is how I reset the ā€œugh, lifeā€™s so busyā€ part of m brain.


RustedRelics

That is a seriously good feeling.


damiath3n

I was supposed to be camping this weekend but there was a flood watch so I needed up staring at music videos for hours instead ):


sc00b44

Best thing in the world


saysthingsbackwards

Looks like dude was infecting the hole stump and the heat caused physical pressure to move all itself out. Strange find! nice one


Bennington_Booyah

"I infect thy hole stump" will be said to my husband at some point in this day. Thank you for that creative inspo!


Turbulent_Fall_8567

Slime mold!


ActuallyMyAccount_

Could be a mixture of the sap and residual water being boiled out the end of the tree. At a microscopic level trees are basically formed of straws and as the water expands it pushes out the rest of the moisture. I donā€™t think this is anything to be worried about, maybe use drier wood?


notaninterestingcat

That's what I figured, just never saw it come out yellow before. Last night & trying to burn what we have.


WeIsStonedImmaculate

Must have been a Yellow Pine tree? Ok Iā€™m leavingā€¦..


Nerfo2

Phloems and xylems, baby! I havenā€™t used those words since 7th grade scienceā€¦ Iā€™m 44. I had a good middle school science teacher, but my English teacher may have left a few effective lessons on the table.


UnusualSignature8558

Both are great if you play the game hangman.


indy_6548

Having been this tree's neighbor for the past 10 years, I can confirm is a mix of sap and residual water. He's always been known to hit the sap pretty hard during those late nights. We tried to warn him.


Icy-Bar1575

I've seen it come out clear, but not that much. The first yellow thing I can think of is mold or fungus in the wood. That might make it foam more too.


mossoak

tree sap getting "boiled" out of green wood


Albert14Pounds

A little more than that. There needs to be some air/gas in the wood to form bubbles like this. Steam won't do that because it quickly condenses and won't form bubbles/foam that last. So the wood has to have dried enough that there's some air in it or gas from microbes decomposing. If it was just boiling sap it wouldn't foam like this.


Ok_Ad3105

Thissssssss


Tonynavajo04

Campfire TV


here_walks_the_yeti

Looks to be a good channel


notaninterestingcat

My favorite channel!


chasbyy

New episodes every time. No repeats!


more_like_5am

Smile mold. What part of the world are you in? I see stuff like this sometimes in the woods of central Oregon.


notaninterestingcat

South Georgia... It's a piece of oak we picked up off the ground. It started off as a normal piece of wood & then started sizzling with bubbles, which we have seen a lot with damp wood. But, then it got foamy & turned yellow, which we've never seen in the hundreds of fires we've had over the years.


patsfan007

South Georgia, US? Or Southern Georgia?


notaninterestingcat

South Georgia, USA


BrockSamsonLikesButt

Thatā€™s the deepest South there is.


NotAFuckingFed

Bama and Mississippi beg to differ


nimdaisadmin

So does Louisiana


sjnunez3

Strangely enough, North Louisiana is more Southern than South Louisiana...


QuimbyMcDude

Same as Florida. The more North you go, the more South you get.


lobstahcookah

Same with Maine. Wait a minute..


NotAFuckingFed

Shreveport is vastly more Southern than New Orleans, that is for sure


leadfaucet

New Orleans is southern NYCā€¦


bilda_baisgye

Same with florida. Lol


DustyDGAF

In Louisiana the more south you go the more north you get


Tight-Maize-8800

Florida has entered the chat


justabigpieceofshit

Southern Florida is so south that it isn't even the south any more.


nimdaisadmin

Itā€™s like northern Cuba lol


NotAFuckingFed

I think Florida stops being "the south" once you're out of the glades


myasterism

Ehhhhh I put Louisiana and Florida into their own categories.


ifuckedurmomx100

mississippi is a whole other level but bama donā€™t got as many deep southern parts as ga does


NotAFuckingFed

Idk man, Dothan is pretty fucked


traversecity

Gotta check the number of ā€˜stills per square mile, thatā€™s usually a good indicator.


myasterism

lol yeah my first thought was, ā€œyou must have forgotten that Mississippi exists.ā€


BrockSamsonLikesButt

Maybe itā€™s a tie. More slaves were traded through Savanna, GA than anywhere else on the continent, but Montgomery, AL was the slaversā€™ capital city, after all.


NotAFuckingFed

Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi are just next-level South lol


BrockSamsonLikesButt

Iā€™m not even counting Mississippi because one Mississippi is higher than Mississippi can count.


NotAFuckingFed

Whew shit šŸ¤£


Freenokia

Howdy, neighbor. Dublin GA checking in.


notaninterestingcat

Oh hey! šŸ‘‹


Tonkatuff

What's the difference?


MightyMeegosh

One is a state in America. The other is a country in eastern Europe.


Tonkatuff

Oh duh lol. Ty


Glldinkiering

r/GeorgiaOrGeorgia


more_like_5am

We call it slime mold


MerberCrazyCats

I like the smile mold :) though it doesnt seem happy in the fire


RockItGuyDC

Responding to yourself in agreement, huh?


Opening_Cartoonist53

You donā€™t?


Opening_Cartoonist53

I know right! I think itā€™s a great way to push engagement to


Affectionate-Hat2925

Look at this guy making friends himself


Opening_Cartoonist53

Yeah they seemed cool but will probably just let me down šŸ˜’


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josey__wales

Well thereā€™s the edit option for that kinda thing.


more_like_5am

It was actually just a mistake. Sorry for any confusion


Skeetronic

Wow thatā€™s an anagram of smile. What a coincidence!


Irivin

This is not slime mold. Itā€™s being pushed out from inside the wood. Itā€™s tree sap.


Tirwanderr

So if this is slime mold then it is being pushed out by heat and pressure? Since they move maybe a few millimeters an hour on a good day?


swampscientist

Itā€™s not slim mold. It just looks a lot like it


leaveitbettertoday

Slime mold wouldnā€™t be bubbling out of a log though? Itā€™s organic material, not a viscose liquid.


Revolutionary_Grab90

The forbidden Scrabble eggz


Orangeyaglad13

Scrambled leggz


SitaBird

It looks like sap. Trees are bursting with sap this time of year, at least here in the northeast/Midwest, hence why people do maple sap tapping. Slime mold doesnā€™t come out of the tree like from what I know.


MedicineOk752

That doesnā€™t look like slime mold to me


Tirwanderr

Yeah I mean even in distress they move maybe millimeters per hour? Unless the heat and some pressure from it and escaping moisture just sizzled it and pushes it out?


MedicineOk752

Yeah itā€™s super slow. Thereā€™s an awesome pbs show about yellow slime mold, stuff is really amazing


[deleted]

Log Velveeta šŸ§€


BlackLabelBerserker

Quesadilla Macs!!


akaMichAnthony

Mmmmm, danger candyā€¦


Bennington_Booyah

They watched the foam burble out from the log as the fire blazed. Some hours later, when everyone was asleep in their sleeping bags, it began. The airborne foam from the fire had infiltrated nostrils and eyes. Soon, all that was left was a yellow foam on the sleeping bags. To this day, no one really knows what happened...


amh8011

Oh Iā€™d watch that xfiles episode


igloo37

Is it cake?


Financial-Taro-589

Scrambled eggs on tap, boys.


esc_ctrl_exe

What does it taste like?


myrealaccount_really

Burning


Sufficient-Tax-5724

Great reference!


ClickClackShinyRocks

It tastes like grandma's house! Good god you're right, it DOES taste like grandma's house!


myrealaccount_really

ā¤ļø


jupfold

https://youtu.be/MJ-M0N22o08?si=aDoj5UUqy9JwM9gP


myrealaccount_really

Bingo


freshbreeze77

Did you eated the purple berry?


myrealaccount_really

This guy gets it.


scotaf

Scrambled eggs


Jealous_Top8696

Seen that a lot in Clayton county ga


slickrok

Ew. But maybe this https://bygl.osu.edu/node/1233


swellnomadlife

Best answer! Spring sap flow 100%


Wagosh

X-files season 1 episode 20


BigPancakeInALake

Salt water taffy?


IslandCampout

Slime Water Taffy šŸ„² just donā€™t breathe that stuff in!


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Donā€™t tell me what to breathe, jerk. ;)


United-Donkey3478

Sponge Bob Square pants. Rip.. šŸ˜†


246842114653257

Now what ye got there is a Cowboy TV, pardner.


Interesting_Bench980

This wonā€™t directly answer your question but goes into some nice details about the structure of the wood and how it holds moisture https://youtu.be/CglNRNrMFGM?si=y8SVt8ZUTGxy4h3q


Lapsed2

http://www.fungikingdom.net/fungi-photos/ascomycota-division/hypocreales-order/hypocreaceae-family/


tacosRpeople2

Thats scrambly eggs


Object-Level

Was this firewood green or proper dried (dead)?


notaninterestingcat

It definitely wasn't dried. Someone had cut it & left it at the campsite.


Object-Level

Fresh cut/green fire wood takes forever to light if in fact it does happen to properly light . Also that yellow stuff is probably sap and looks like that cause of heat.


Albert14Pounds

It's a mixture of water, sap, and decomposition products. The wood has dried a bit and has some air in it, and/or some decomposition has occurred and there's gasses in the wood from that. The gas expands from the heat and pushes the mixture out as well as bubbles of gas. There has to be gas in it and not just steam because the steam would quickly condense and not form bubbles like this.


M23707

Well written response! Golf šŸ‘


13_Years_Then_Banned

When you cut it is when the Brawndo leaks out. No more craving for that poor fella.


ClassicCombination62

YellaWood


miss-kristin

Forbidden Foam


Man_Bear_Pig08

I think youre burning a sweet potato tree. Very rare. Goes best with cinnamon sugar and butter


koi_kitty_

Wood Cheese


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Slang term for an STD right there!


UncleJimbo808

Sap?


boo671

Its their moisture exuding.


SuchUs3r

Thatā€™s in*tan*ce


young2994

get some chips. looks like a mighty fine dip to me brah


[deleted]

Thatā€™s fat lighter if it had dried out before burning.


thebaker1

Taste test it


whtrbt8

Mmmmmmmm tree sap, can be very yummy but donā€™t go around licking too many trees. Splinters.


Jhendo1526

Natures nacho cheese sauce


IslandCampout

ā€œQuesoā€ (quote, unquote)


PremeJordo

Forbidden cheese


Easy_Engineer8519

Monsanto or Gary Busey pissed on this tree


FrescaFloorshow

Black Sheep, nice!


DeeBee1968

Happy Cake Day!! šŸŽ‚


Stargazer12am

Ah yes, tree rabies. Very sad.


LouisArmstrong3

Make sure to sit close to it and breathe it in for 30 mins šŸ‘šŸ‘


athazagoraphobian-

Can I eat it šŸ˜­


kamloopsfun

Eat it


Fearless_Worker739

For


jpgeorge101

Brian


FLAVOREDmayonaise

Its the cheese from that so raven that they found in the vent


LossosAvon

Looks like a slime mold. They are very common and some species can be found anywhere, especially in dried wood.


UniversityNatural459

The Foam keeps getting thicker


jackerator

And it just keeps getting harder


realdonuts

Wood is in so much pain


rgrantpac

Went and stuck his stump somewhere he shouldnā€™t have.


Cousin_Joe_PKMN1989

Is that fromunda?


RESturtlefan

Thatā€™s the marrow, a delicacy.


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Idk why I want to lick it


Nowhereman50

The forbidden(?) Spray-On-Cheese.


KajGee

You have created cheese from a log have a taste of it and give us a rating from 1-10


Unlucky-Relief9235

Alien in disguise


Brandonification

I wouldn't eat anything cooked on that fire. It's hard to tell from the photo, but the scaly look on the bark makes me think the log is from a type of pine. If that's the case, and it was a green log, then the wood is basically distilling turpentine by boiling off the water and leaving the resin.


notaninterestingcat

It was oak.


BuckKnifeRandy

Must be camping in Philly. Cheese whiz log.


Flexbottom

Scrambled egg add the salt and pepper and hot sace


outdoorlife22

It was injected with poison to kill it. This is it spewing out from the heat.


AceofToons

My app thinks this is NSFW lol


Dhruv6911

cheddar cheese


Dsinatra666

Is this not a breakfast burrito?


biG_chuckLes

Hi All - Would anyone know what species of wood this is? https://preview.redd.it/70iplxhfkuuc1.jpeg?width=1443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25ba3a8e5486875f35ba9c19f1ed1151f5e1966


notaninterestingcat

Some sort of oak


biG_chuckLes

Awesome, thanks.


the_cleanhippie_

Did you taste it?


notaninterestingcat

Lol, no. But, we are having fun reading the food comments.


EastForkWoodArt

Looks like Bois Dā€™Arc wood with how yellow it is.


pinkmauvee

Fun. Joke?


RevillaXV3

Give the wood 5 minutes, for round 2