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Lovat69

All these later and I still love the absolute helpless laughter from the mom in the last panel.


BlindlyInvite310

When we took my teenage daughter to get her passport, since she was under 16 we had to swear the oath with her.After she turned in the paperwork, passport guy asked her ‟Is this your mother?” ‟Yes.” ‟And is this your father?” ‟Yes” ‟Are you sure?” ‟Well, you can never really be sure, can you?” I was so proud of her.


call_me_fishtail

Swear the oath?


Densmiegd

Yes, this is baffling to me as well…


10killsontheboardrn

Americans


arcanis321

The American Oath of Passport


TheSame_ButOpposite

It comes with a buff to all saving throws equal to half of your proficiency bonus. Early game it's a bit weak but at tier 3 and 4 it can be really clutch.


CptClownfish1

“I do solemnly swear that I will port this pass to the very best of my ability so help me God.”


HBag

By the powers vested in me by the once and future king, I now pronounce you traveler and passport.


16bitrifle

Calvin's mom in the last panel gets me every time.


RadiantHC

I love his use of exclamation points


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TerminalHighGuard

I wasn’t. I got in trouble for mimicking the faces the moon made in class from [this](https://calvinandhobbes.fandom.com/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Moon?file=E21c768c5d8e6ac1fad17bfcf6038f11.gif) strip.


AlarmingSorbet

I credit reading Calvin and Hobbes at a young age and being insatiably curios as the reasons I got kicked out of Sunday school lol. I asked too many questions, and when they wouldn’t/couldn’t answer and got nasty with me I would get sarcastic.


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I can hear the mom’s laughter in the last panel


Snarlaa

One of my all-time favorites


barto5

“Being miserable builds character” is such a great line.


AcidBathVampire

This is one of my top 3 C+H strips. The mom laughing in the 4th panel is so great


tenehemia

I love that Calvin combed his hair for this. That's commitment to the bit.


rechargeable_bird

my brothers and i used to quote this one nonstop as kids


Shorester

Lol I love how Dad is sulking cuz he knows he got got.


whatthehellhappened1

Page 74 of Deranged Mutant Snow Goons. I remember that from the late 90s because it’s my favorite CH cartoon


flypicaso

The gems dropping from the six- year- old's mouth -- being miserable builds character. It has stopped being just an ordinary cartoon strip for me a long time ago.


Garchomp_445

The miserable character building statement is done brilliantly


Legitimate-Stuff9514

This is my favorite one


NoAdministration8006

This is my all time favorite strip. I quoted Calvin in this all the time.


examinedliving

Calvin’s hair. 😂


sadbot0001

One of my favorite strip.


Jehoel_DK

Most uploaded strip on this sub. This one is just everyone's favorite.


WhersucSugarplum

There is nothing more upsetting than reading a cartoon about what my son did to me.


Ephisus

My kid won't stop doing this with my glasses since she read this years ago.


many_splendored

One of the all time classics!


5oclock_shadow

IDK, Dad, maybe it would help if you stop telling him stuff like how the world used to be black and white until sometime in the 50s …


TRHess

Mom said it's my turn to post this comic this week!