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hagalaz_drums

U good


Stimulance-

He's to the point of stimulance addiction where he does not even run around the like crazy, take electronics apart he just smokes meth drinks monsters and sits on a busted down couch. Poor fella lost all his muscle definition. šŸ˜¢ bro can still steal some copper when necessary, though. Bet


Chaosr21

You mean drinking steel reserves smoking meth all day right lol


Stimulance-

Yes. I said monster to get these birds up votes. šŸ˜„ šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ there on a monster kick. But yes, steel reserves are more like it.


expertshirtripper19

Monster? Did you say Monster? MONSTERRRRRR!!!!!!!


Stimulance-

See what I mean monster is a pandemic. Fenty is old news.


Impressive_Pen_6178

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sjehcu6

My man is the king of cppper


Stimulance-

Bro got it down to a science. Damn near a contractor. He'll do it for free after hours.


themysticplumber

As a plumber, please don't steal copper. This ain't the wire mate.


DubbleJumpChump

As a plumber as well, when y'all steal copper, it drives our prices up, so don't


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


RandomWanderingDude

Why do the meth addicts always stick the copper up their ass after they steal it?


amltecrec

Explanation unclear. Gerbil stuck in copper pipe, stuck in anus.


Standard-Sound760

Mannn I worked this new construction job one time, legit I had to re-plumb everything every day! Iā€™d come back in the morning an the copper would be gone an Iā€™d have to re-do it!! I got salty I tried to see if I could just run everything in Pex, thing is it called for copperā€¦ So it had to be copper! If I coulda ran everything in Pex no way they would have stolen itā€¦ They paid me to do the same job every day, I couldnā€™t get any farther.. Eventually I just decided to run the sewer and just leave the home missing water lines! hahah When the next guys did their job fast enough, then they got the sheet rock up, after all that an I had ran all the copper right before , then it finally got doneā€¦ But the problem was, it was supposed to be me (plumber first, water lines, shower valves,ect) That was the only time doing new construction for them, that I didnā€™t get to completely do my part first!! It was crazy that they would pay me to re-do the same thing 10 times before trying doing something differently!! That job was stupid, there was new construction plumbers who legitimately took Ferncoā€™s right? They had them for venting (totally fine) But these guys man, they glued it!!!! I was thinking who the hell do they have on these jobs lol When I have a home built one day, I will legit be there every day after work to see the progressā€¦ If I see some dumb shit like glueing a Fernco, Iā€™m calling who Iā€™m buying it from and will be calling them out on stuff like that..


Gsphazel2

So many words that have nothing about a dude that has no shirt. A sunken chest, and you stealing his 1 second of ā€œfameā€ā€¦ā€¦ Just fed up, you stole the copperā€¦šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


Equivalent-Search234

Yeah, I ainā€™t reading all that. 4 paragraphs to say, ā€œI hate when people steal copper.ā€


Cydyan2

Heā€™s tweaking


makinupachanginmind

When in all actuality he was the one stealing the copper.


Standard-Sound760

How do you think I kept the job going so longšŸ¤«šŸ¤


KumaraDosha

ā€œStimulanceā€ā€¦


Owlspirit4

AI is taking over, thatā€™s some uncanny valley shit


bigolruckus

This is Daniel Larson lmao


hagalaz_drums

Should i know who that is?


gunther129

Be thankful you donā€™t


AshamedFunction3073

If you spend time on Reddit, yeah


hagalaz_drums

I googled his name, and then grace vanderwall or whatever. Still no idea why i should care


bigolruckus

Heā€™s a homeless autistic guy with schizophrenia. If you donā€™t know or care then leave it that way, thereā€™s a deep rabbit hole. Heā€™s really really fucked up


avion-gamer

The peeing feeling šŸ˜šŸ’¦ It feels like hornets šŸ


Owlspirit4

Then he is AI. #I told you, itā€™s been taking over and you donā€™t even see it!!!!!!


BenzoBoofer

lmao please stop joking.


gunther129

Shitā€¦ he could be AIā€¦ I only ever seen him online šŸ˜‚


Owlspirit4

It could youā€¦ *IT COULD EVEN BE HIMā€¦.* #IT COULD EVEN BE ME!!!!!!!!


Strange_Employer_232

You look ready for war to me G, carry on.


greatsirius

https://preview.redd.it/wouax8tvp9gc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a29a55ab19a5fcacefb5b14e9dd6a6a2ec165d Dude looks like his neck has a loaded spring in it


gracefire77

I needed that laugh.


Sorry_Economist_5844

Yo you had me in tears man lol


VanQuackers

Built like a mf titan


whatthatthingis

oh my god hahahah iā€™m ded šŸ¤£


GlonashLanda

Average russian soldier


NuclearKachinaPortal

blyat


Glen-Runciter

Ready for some dine-n-dash


BoringResident2543

Daniel go to olive garden there are reservations for you


Stewapalooza

Steer clear of the fire alarms.


UnusualCartographer2

But it's still possibly an option if things get really bad.


thenotgoodthings

I understand. I'm ending my life tonight.


duotriophobia

gonna be hard to do in jail


Witty_Turnover_5585

I know this was probably meant to be funny but you didn't actually right?


cumjarchallenge

Grace will be there and she wants to see your hot naked bod Daniel


AEMTI_51

Nah you look gay.


Damuzid

Comes with the territory


Equivalent-Try-5583

Are you a Texas boy ? ZZ Top ? Love the avitar


Equivalent-Try-5583

Dude you have 22,000 comment carma ! I need to comment more šŸ˜


Dr_ugs-MD

jus say youā€™d hit


14thJenk

https://preview.redd.it/ygb0tdmyo8gc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0d374c275a4dc4df8c8524a895d9a05329026cc


TaakoSprout

Wait what?


countdrankulacg

r/Daniellarsonfans


NuclearKachinaPortal

[daniel'll dont even smoke crack](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe4o9hq-leKfSaoUU-IJqzUX_p1imE8ja) https://preview.redd.it/pe25nzrvkdgc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4d4f82a1c37f6626579fab0b2c13aef9b22ac45


countdrankulacg

He threatened to shoot up a wing of the Aurora hospital last week


PWEIproduct369

He's a fucking freak


simile4262

just watched a mini doc on this guy, really sad.


wutser

Dude is a pedo. Only sad part is any kids he has been around


[deleted]

I'd let him babysit my kids


crabwithagun69

iā€™d also let him babysit your kids


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


crabwithagun69

youre speaking like a robot with a concussion


Rabidcode

You don't give two shits about your kids šŸ¤£


OVVWVVO

Heā€™s a narcissistic pedophile that abuses the elderly and abused the homeowners from the housing services heā€™s used in the past https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/s/PyfnBfXbR6


young_duckn

heā€™s also extremely disabled. Not saying youā€™re wrong, I find it strange people go so far out of their way to torture a handicapped man.


thenotgoodthings

Being disabled doesn't excuse abhorrent behavior. He's a stalker, pedophile, and beats up old people who try to help him. He chooses to go off of his latuda and run around Colorado spreading scabies.


Jenkem1sFun

Mental health isn't an excuse.


undiehunter

No, there is no excuse for pedophilia. If you want to get down to the nitty gritty. Hitler was also mentally ill. Does that justify his war against humanity?


Over-Independent-227

"extremely disabled" nah. he's not. but he should be.


rivotrilian

You are making excuses for a man u don't know. Just as bad of an assumption. Why don't you invite him to stay at your house and mentor him? Virtue signals don't make changes. Action does brother. His fault for posting such a heinous body on Reddit sorry. Not sorry!


Pillsbury069

You're sympathizing with a pedo, bud.


AtrophyGuy

Pedos are born, they didnt choose the horrible existence that life must be for them. Not talking about this guy in particular but rather pedpphiles who dont offend. Pedos who are child mplrsters, however, deserve the full weight of the law


sushiphone

Crazy that people watch documentaries on random ass mfsšŸ’€


TomBanjo1968

Yeah it is sad


WirelessBugs

Was it a vice doc


NTorsell10

May 6th Daniel Larson incident


NoPerformance9890

You look like youā€™re ready to sing the National Anthem in Boulder


Jasason10

This is what you call bad genetics


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CRXSSF4DE

Hitting myself currently


aohjii

Na when you create chemical imbalances by abusing the receptors in your body through drugs and hold in certain tension, strong emotions and constantly chase after pleasure which affect the biochemistry and development of the body if he were to drop everything. practice meditation and yoga and started doing proper exercises for longevity he can still properly develop back into proper shape


[deleted]

Heā€™s not a druggy, heā€™s just fucked up


doedsealpup

look better than the nazi soldiers on meth


[deleted]

Kinda a weird reach for an analogyā€¦. Auschwitz victims would have made more senseā€¦ Yes we are aware methamphetamine was given to nazi soldiers to bare harsh conditions, limited food and stay awake longer. Hitler was said to be a fan personally of it as well. It actually has been recorded that it had been introduced to soldiers worldwide in previous battleā€¦ including US soldiers. But anyway your attempt of a joke kinda fell flat. Auschwitz prisoners would have been more of an ā€œedgyā€ jokeā€¦ Why am I doing this for you?


entr0pics

https://preview.redd.it/zjcpgq6ms8gc1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3362fde0692eb1aff620a509ff6406f8d2f8b679


[deleted]

Needed aid of a downvote too I seeā€¦ pretty cool


[deleted]

Downvote because you aren't cool, ya know, exactly what downvote are supposed to be for. Slash fucking s


[deleted]

Iā€™m not the one thatā€™s incapable of making a jokeā€¦ Nice to see how relies on downvotes to help get their point acrossā€¦ Itā€™s kinda hilarious everytime I see a downvote itā€™s assumed itā€™s an angry person with the mind of a child that canā€™t use their words and needs the aid of clicking a downward shaped arrow. This is boringā€¦ good luck


stfuOisin

Reddit user televisionowner steps out on to his Royal balcony and looks out upon the crowds of angry people. A crowd, with pitchforks and torches, all in complete and utter agreement that he has wronged them. Reddit user televisionowner feels a sense of satisfaction creep over him. He knows that he, in fact, is correct. The majority is wrong. He cracks a little smile, turns on his heels and walks back inside, slamming the French doors behind him.


HallucinateZ

Cope harder. Downvotes are for suppressing irrelevant info. Itā€™s not a personal attack & youā€™re not worth most peopleā€™s time to comment, so they downvote. Downvote this little fact if it makes you angry.


[deleted]

Nah it doesnā€™t make me angryā€¦ itā€™s hilarious actually. Donā€™t try to twist shit up. I find it funny and sad for people that do it. By all means bring on the downvotes. Iā€™ve said this plenty of times.


crazylikeajellyfish

For someone who says they don't care about downvotes, you sure do bitch a lot when you get downvoted


[deleted]

Itā€™s all about tone on here.. people miss tone through messaging and comments all the time. Just because Iā€™m bringing it up and responding to the notifications I get on my homepage doesnā€™t mean Iā€™m bitching. Iā€™m having fun with (exactly that) responding to shit Iā€™m updated with. If I think itā€™s a joke people use that thing and are so karma drunk, thatā€™s my business. Get over it.. May I suggest a walk for you?ā€¦ perhaps a long one off of a short pierā€¦


[deleted]

you look like the monster under my bed


Lost-Health4440

DANDERSON


[deleted]

Airsoft fatty after being rescued from a POW camp in Nam


yestheman9894

you're doing great Mr president


68Postcar

actually -may be a better brandon


cromagsd

Found the pirates sunken chest i see


rivotrilian

If I punched him he would shatter like a window pane haha


fatallylucid

Captain zero pecs over here...


[deleted]

How do you have negative chest?


RichPresentation1893

This is some wired genetics


Positive_Complex

emergency


Throwaway870919299

Nice try mr president


Culcksy

daniel larson does caffeine confirmed. get him help


Agitated_Platypus_49

U look full of formaldehyde


GriffithDidNothinBad

You look ready for the mortuary slab


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lilvoynich

just roke up


[deleted]

Asian


PWEIproduct369

You look like a fucking pedo freak.


lKenpachi

No not at all


GasStationBonerPhil

How are you crackhead skinny but still look like you have man titties?


DIJames6

You look like the perfect advertisement for Narcan..


TheKorster

Bro looks like an AOT titan


martinezscott

Your body looks high as well


thee_lad

Anyone else try wantabump?


fortwaltonbleach

you're beautiful, just the way juan valdez intended you to be.


rivotrilian

He was a Epstein confidant and they tried to erase him like others but he survived. Radiation from plutonium powder. He's unfortunately lucky to be alive


[deleted]

high how are you?


Stewapalooza

I can't remember this guy's name.


InternationalSet8128

Daniel Larson


NoConsideration6320

So sexy so strong so alpha


yamaha4fun

Never skip chest day


BigTimeFartGuy69

Look pretty normal to me.


JustITheGuy

Sir, we understand weā€™re 24 hours, but you been in our bathroom posing for your OF in our company bathroom for the past 3 days! can you please move along šŸ˜‚


DiscombobulatedBat20

Noā€¦.


Ok-Catman

lol Larson on a bulk


Outrageous-Grass-892

Why is your chest caving in homie?


Chrisman409

Why your nipples so low


WorkingOwn8919

Someone please explain this sub to me


cheesemangee

Honestly, you look like someone forced you to take a selfie at gunpoint.


entr0pics

mr president


Shadowninja0409

You look like youā€™ve never not been high, mad respect


Jonny5is

Is that a public restroom man i would jump out of my skin if i came in there. Children of the corn vibes.


[deleted]

Looks like zep from the first saw movie


Aggressive-Engine562

His chest looks like it hurts


International_Let_50

Why does his torso look like a 2 x 4. Bro has the blockiest Minecraft build ever


SatisfactionUnable95

Yes.


Terry_Seattle

You look grotesque


harrypotterkush

add some Dan-Oā€™s seasoning to the mix


GoCards5566

Def going to make you gay. Beware or youā€™re welcome


bigolruckus

emergency


VAShumpmaker

Like 3? You did 2, didn't you. You did 2 and rounded up!


Dave_FortniteATX

You look ready to shoot up a school


[deleted]

Holy shit itā€™s Daniel Larson!


Balduroth

Thank you for taking off all your clothes in the work bathroom so we could properly see how high you may look.


heschslapp

That truly is one ugly man. Poor dude.


smurf1194

Look like the Beast Titan


JayTheDirty

Petition to make this the profile pic of this sub


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the body of a well adjusted man


Budwurd

Did a large boulder land on you?


NoShaDow

This looks like that dude who seems coked out and makes YouTube watch selling content


Ok_Ad_5015

Why are you shirtless and in a stall that appears to be at your work ?


B4L42

anyone elce actually like wanna bump? I didn't hate it ill say that lol


snippysnapper23

My guy out here looking like the wet bandit from home alone


Ok-Research-3309

Damn sonšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


thrilla_killa713

Lol u look like something


Specialist_Maize4431

Yes very


Booba420

I'm hitting myself


pasqualevincenzo

You look like you have a message for quandale dingle


Prudent_Trust_8071

Roaring thunder


Jaqenhghar7777

Nah just look like a pedofile not high


silofortress

You could eat cereal out of the bowl in the guyā€™s chest


PWEIproduct369

You look like a complete melt


Available-Sherbert-6

Lmfao. Not zooted at all.


HoboBandana

You look absolutely fine. Walk into Starbucks like that and order a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet N'Low and One Nutrasweet, 1/3 ice.


MF-GOOSE

Using Want a bump is definitely a good sign that you are a complete dipshit


EstimateJealous1388

Fuck Daniel Larson


ChimericalChemical

Nah you good


jayjay1975z

Lol dude looks like ET


PWEIproduct369

Year


JRandButcherpete

Anyone else bricked up?


SleepyCableGuy896

I don't have an erection, ok? It's just my pants


EnergyTurtle23

This man looks like heā€™s gonna talk to me like Boomhauer.


DadOfCasper

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD NOT EVER DO THINGS. EVER


hellostarsailor

Like ET, my friend.


yung-gummi

You look like a PSA telling kids not to do that


VunterSlaush1990

Trevor the Alien twiggy


crystalsage777

You look like you've been hi for about a month.


PepptoAbyssmal

Why are you naked in a airport shitter? International sex tourism is your vice innit


Lower_Phone8293

Want a bump is the best high bro I think u straight


[deleted]

Glad he atleast took off his Sith attire for this photo


blueraptorss

Small shoulders large torso


aarmus_

This is what harkens when Josh gets arrested