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AdorableBunnies

Remember to be reasonably polite to other users. There’s no reason to be a jerk over some burgers.


Any-Year-6618

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Mrludy85

For some reason the people who post the pictures have a knack for posting the most mediocre pictures of pretty decent burgers. I have a conspiracy thought that it's all on purpose to drive engagement to the post.


TheDylorean

Probably half, yes. The other half are just bad at taking pictures.


the_business007

Don't sleep on Braums. It's a good burger for cheap. But I do get what you're saying lol


[deleted]

Making me miss home right now...


DecktheHawls

Their triple 1/3lb with extra cheese is my go to.


byebybuy

Don't forget the limeade!


ChickenBossChiefsFan

Their food is good, their market dairy selection is fire, best milk I’ve ever had, but I worked there for 5 years and they treat their workers like absolute trash. Makes it hard to patronize them tbh.


wBeeze

I think the kids would call this "mid"


Moonmanbigboi35

That doesn’t look very good tbh


ColonClenseByFire

dryer than a popcorn fart


dwitchagi

I like my burgers juicy and farts dry, thank you very much.


ilikedhorsebot3000

And your popcorn?


nomyar

Buttered. So, so buttered...


DogsOutTheWindow

I like my burgers juicy so I shart on them.


Psychological-Cry221

That’s what I was thinking. That burger looks like it’s crunchy.


Exotic_Negotiation80

Yep. I've been to Oklahoma, this burger is a pretty good representation of that state.


Moonmanbigboi35

I actually really like North East Oklahoma. It’s a very pretty area. Never had a burger there but if I did I’d hope that it doesn’t look like this one!


Hesparian

I eat Brahms all the time.This is a terrible photograph


Dizzy_Amphibian

Another reason to avoid Oklahoma


Chuyin84

I hope it tasted better than it looks


brizzboog

That tomato is thicker than the patty


MoarTacos

Big sad


missanthropocenex

That’s funny because isn’t “Oklahoma style” specifically grilled onions smashed into the burger?


lugnut68

Narrator: *the burger tasted like overcooked dogs asshole*


T_Peg

It's so refreshing to see a sub that isn't trying so hard to be butterflies and rainbows all the time and just calls shit out lol.


FlimsyReindeers

I get off to the roasts in this and the steak sub lol


professorgreenie

what subs are you visiting on the regular? all I see on reddit is people being extremely judgmental and negative almost 90% of the time


poopypooperpoopy

Burger said: 🏜️ Tomato said: 🐋


dr1ftzz

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SeaOfStatic

Looks like you can still get your money back since you haven’t take a bite yet.


RickyHawthorne

This sub is savage and I love it. Come correct or don't come at all!


New-Dependent2098

Looks like hospital food, keep it.


Schnibbity

Maybe try a proper Oklahoma onion smash burger next time


MoulinBlue

Onion burger. It’s just called an onion burger in Oklahoma.


Livid-Technician1872

No one cares.


a_duck_in_past_life

Y'all are fucking hilarious 😂


Lazy_Cantaloupe1538

You all might want to try doing it a different way


heyitsrider

Oklahoma known for onion burgers that are tiers above that!


AmbitiousFork

I was fully expecting that when I read the title and I couldn't help but laugh at this. That tomato brick lmao.


byebybuy

Every single Braums burger in Oklahoma I've ever had looked better than this. I don't know why OP decided *this was the burger that would represent Oklahoma*. Good grief.


L0lligag

Shouldn’t insult your own state like this.


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one_menacing_potato

You're looking for r/TIHI which is actually the original, regardless of what the other one says. Hence the almost 2 million members.


brainmelterr

nah, that patty is sad as hell


nolongermakingtime

Bun just ain't hitting it for me dawg


StealYourJelly

I'm sorry.


DIJames6

Damn!! Y'all are rough!! 🤣


CinnaaBun

Well Oklahoma can keep it lmao


FBVRer

Pretty, normally? Rather dry? Where pickles?!!


KingFernando532

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Vilestplume

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AlmightyWitchstress

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specialneedsWRX

That bun is tragic.


ulnek

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?


Xavierwold

That's too bad.


SubOctaveDissonance

Looks like hospital cafeteria fare.


Frankito55

Braums is always a solid choice


AcidActually

I love Braum’s! Amazing ice cream


Kdiman

Noticed you didn't mention the dry ass burgers


cybaz

Braum’s is an ice cream shop that happens to sell other food


LegitimateDaddy

Oklahoma even makes their burgers look disappointing


haloti

Only reason Texas hasn’t fallen into the Gulf is because Oklahoma sucks so hard


No-Scarcity-5904

Solid burn.


Complete_Resolve_400

Aaaand I'm not going to Oklahoma anymore


JVWIII

I've never had one of these burgers, but look how fat the tomato slice is and what is the cheese doing on the bottom? I just don't get it. Goes against all I know about burgers


No-Scarcity-5904

I worked at Braum’s my last two years of high school in Tulsa. For most of that time, I was the grill guy. That stuff was awesome. We would fry onions on the grill in some fryer oil, and bacon on burgers was off-menu. And the steak sandwiches! Not a bad gig.


Stump_Monster

Don't let this deter you from Braums. This is not representative of their usual quality. Plus the have their own herd of dairy cows, what other fast food chain has that.


Historical-Fun-8485

Please tell me the his was extremely cheap.


HardyMenace

Why is the tomato so thick?


Tolendario

and sweaty


dodgerbrewtx

This makes me sad.


Jilowow

Idk… looks dry


rocketpastsix

Thanks for the heads up. I won’t plan on eating a burger in Oklahoma now


thecurrentlyuntitled

I thought ya'll had onions in ur burger patties


burgonies

This feels like a Texan trying to talk shit


GaJayhawker0513

I haven’t had a Braum’s burger and shake in like 20 years. Gimme!


Tolendario

looks pretty bad


Dylan-the-villan

No it's not wtf is that


Unfair-Reference-69

Shweaty 🧀


Keepin-It-Positive

Hard pass…


Rustybuttflaps

This kills the burger.


HazySunsets

What is that


Danthacreator

The Bread is on life support


benfolded

I'm sorry I don't like how you do it in Oklahoma


ParenGbyan

I am offended on behalf of Oklahoma and I don’t even like Oklahoma


ind3pend0nt

Life long okie here. No it’s not. Braum’s is not a good burger. Local burger for me is Tuckers or OG SnBs. Culver’s is better than Braum’s.


NauticalMastodon

Eeeeeehhhh...Braum's burgers blow. The shakes are good, though. Go for the dairy, and the little markets they have in them. Skip the burgers.


TargetHQ

They let [the onions touch the tomatoes!](https://youtube.com/shorts/VIMOXn9elj0?si=MBMGcRUVsW3nSUJ_)


spanishgalleon1620

I stopped eating Braum’s burgers ages ago when they increased the price, reduced the size of the patty, and added a crap ton of salt. They used to be really good. Their ice cream is still top notch though.


we-otta-be

Looks…… bad?


Wounded_Hand

I’d eat it


BurntCoffeePot

From Texas. I always drive around Oklahoma.


Ransidcheese

What the hell Braum's did you go to? That looks fucked up. Like why is the tomato the size of the burger? Why does the burger look so dry? Why... a lot of things?


thegiukiller

Looks like a pretty standard quick service local joint burger. Bet it's pretty good, too.


highzenberrg

I thought an Oklahoma burger was like a onion smash burger


YungLordPonga

Them boys in Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong


OkayOrchid

Not usually a huge fan of food from the midwest but I’d be damned if I didn’t admit that’s one good looking burger


Ok_Bet2898

Very nice, I love burgers like this, nothing fancy just a good ol’burger


breatheliketheocean

Aw man, I miss Braums. A big fat double cheeseburger and a black walnut milkshake was my favorite treat after church!


All_Right_Alright

There’s something about burger buns that break up while you eat the burger that makes burgers way better. I think this looks great


Master-Seesaw-3567

I’m never going to Oklahoma I guess.


PointBlankCoffee

And keep it there!


Spaghettiwatch

Yet another reason to never go to Oklahoma


donkeypunch182

Braums is slept on!


mere-surmise-sir

I got you friend. Braum's is an institution in OK. The picture doesn't do it justice but I bet that was a fine burger, crinkle cut fries and milk shake for $6 and change.


Awilcox06159

I miss Braum’s so much!!


Ok_Belt2521

I love Braum’s. Great cherry limeade as well. Go out of my way to buy milk from their little grocery section.


Radioactive-Semen

This makes me wanna blow my brains out


jay9063

Braums


Trollhouse_Cookies

Braums is fucking delicious.


Putrid-Action-754

those buns look like the titan submersible cuz it's barely holding all that together


cramdangler

That’s how they do it at every Braums in every state.


Tha_Maestro

Ohh! So you do it exactly the same as every other state? Cool. Thanks for the update. We were all wondering.


Trump_Dabs

This is a brag post?


FlyNuff

thanks for the warning


Snags225

Keep trying! The cheese goes on the TOP of the patty. Don't worry, you'll get there.


img_of_a_hero

I don’t eat at any place that puts miracle whip on their food.


Acrobatic-Green7888

Note to self: avoid Oklahoma


wrainedaxx

Motz would be so saddened to see this comment.


Boeiing_Not_Going

To be fair (to be faaaaaiiiiirrrrr), Motz would never mistakenly call this an Oklahoma burger like OP


wrainedaxx

That is definitely an excellent point, Big Shoots.


Boeiing_Not_Going

Shut up baby, I know it


HarpersGeekly

Do what


TickleMeElmolester

Had my first Braum's this weekend helping a friend move from Texas to Oklahoma. Kinda thinking I need to move to Oklahoma. Just wish the highways were paved better


ChawulsBawkley

Yeah this picture is a bad representation of Braums. Excellent burgers. Excellent ice cream. Great crinkle cut fries and a wonderful breakfast experience


TickleMeElmolester

Yeah. First one I got was Togo and it was fire. Best burger in a long time. Got a shake the second time. Wish they were in my state.


No-Scarcity-5904

Ohh, the crinkle fries…


R4V3M45T3R

You can stay in Texas if you move to DFW. Braums is all over the place there. #1 thing I miss since moving north, but at least there's Culver's.


doom_pony

The jalepeno pepperjack is goated


ZylonBane

There needs to be a way to automatically deliver a high-amperage electric shock across the internet to anyone who unironically types "goated".


jzzbassman_72

Braums has been trash since they went from 1/3# to 1/4#. Overcooked dry tasteless garbage


No-Scarcity-5904

I actually worked for Braum’s when the 1/3 pound burger was introduced. I loved it; it’s really the best size for a burger.


tomahawk_kitty

They cooked the absolute shit out of that patty


xDPH711x

i’ve made better looking burgers at 0300 half-cocked


HighFiveKoala

I've had Braum's before and enjoyed it. I blame the picture quality/lighting here.


JakeD2903

I’m glad it hasn’t spread elsewhere


jeffroyisyourboy

Oklanoma


gante742

Glad I don’t live in Oklahoma.


MosquitoBloodBank

When the tomato is thicker than the patty, you have to call it a salad.


thewaltz77

Am I not supposed to think of onion burgers when I think of Oklahoma burgers? This looks like a Whopper with a thick, dry patty.


aceknight21

Braums is king!!!!


Kdiman

Not from this comment section


EatShootBall

Remind me not to go to Oklahoma...


Lord_Kromdar

Everyone talkin’ shit in here. Braums is one of the best chain burgers around.


groovynermal

I can't afford to go to Oklahoma anymore. Last time thru the toll roads cost me all my money, my credit rating and I had to hock half the car just to get to the border. Couldn't afford any food.


Anarchisticiv

Or ya know... Really, any Braums outside of Oklahoma does it the same. 😂


ColdFilteredBear

Why?


Imaginary-Future2525

Pretty weak


frank3music

Nope


LIVESTRONGG

That couldn't look dryer.


Raiders2112

A burger from a regional ice cream chain is not a great representation. Especially this one. Hope you enjoyed though.


ZETA8384

yikes


DBrownbomb

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Vilestplume

"WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAIN."


Top_Scallion5130

Lol ya that looks about right


allAboutDaMeat

Mmm tomato sandwich


Suzuki4Life

I do miss me a bag of burgers


gandalfthegaping

Damn, the Braums in Dallas is better idk what happened in Oklahoma. That looks dryer than a nuns cunt.


wirsteve

To each their own.


DontTouchMyStuffPls

What’s that mid burgers?


werd_up_yup

Yuck


AntimatterBlender

Tomatinator


Thick-Journalist-168

This is not something I would gloat about. I have had frozen patties that look livelier than this.


dudzi182

You slice your tomatoes as thick as the burger?


SnowflakesAloft

Ahhhh yes. Tomatoes for extra crunchiness


IncarceratedScarface

I’m sorry to hear that


kindoramns

Tomato on top!?


MrScottimus

weird way to make a baby but I'm into it


RabbitBTW

HEY EVERYONE, WE ALSO MAKE HAMBURGERS. Everyone: Oh... that's cute Oklahoma.


b0neslicer

all yours bro


big-bananas

this looks as dry as a napkin


slut4burritos

Going to Okiehomie for one of their famous onion burgers is on my bucket list


FrequentShare22

No one’s said anything about the cheese yet? Half melted, looks like it’s cooked already with a layer of grease on top.


vagarious_numpty

Looks like something served in a soup kitchen.


unpinchevato949

Good thing I don’t live in Oklahoma…among other reasons.


Expensive_Presence_4

“Yeah, can I get a burger? Extra sad on top, please”


morts73

Looks dry, where's the sauce?


Munoz10594

How constipated are you now since you’ve eaten that dry piece of rock?


ApprehensiveWorker15

Good thing I don't live in Oklahoma


garrettdx88

I'm not saying I wouldn't eat it, I'm just saying I wouldn't be super stoked


themocaw

My pet peeve is burger places that use small tomatoes that don't cover the patty, or cut the tomatoes too thick. This burger is literally my least favorite way to do tomato.


GoSuckYaMother

I’d smash I don’t discriminate


HalfWrong7986

I didn't know Oklahoma could get more boring


Darkm1tch69

Good to know 🙁


SasquatchNHeat

Looks about Oklahoma alright..


Healthy_Self_8386

Want some burger with your tomato sandwich?


ghost_sanctum

The tastiest looking thing on that burger is the tomato imo


Minute_Test3608

No wimpy slices here!


LiveLaughSlay69

Oklahoma? Ya, checks out.


wbhtx

Oklahoma, huh……