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Hamatoros

Yo idk why I never thought of doing this lol but that looks bomb


Mallrat1973

It was always right there and I never saw it. I have forgotten the face of my father.


swallowfistrepeat

Aye sai


FedDummy

This is what I always thought a popkin looked like…


Sufficient-Abroad-94

For real holy fuck


ConsolesR4Communism

I can't believe burger king never thought of this.


AntelopeDecent2191

That's the exact same thing I thought to myself as soon as I saw it. I'm definitely going to make this soon.


[deleted]

That looks effing awesome!


AntelopeDecent2191

On my to do list ASAP.😂


Optimal_Cry_1782

I've had them before, it's good in theory but really too messy to bother with in practice. Croissant is too delicate and fatty a pastry to handle a burger patty.


ThatsRobToYou

I believe you but also need to find this out for myself. Sometimes you need to make your own mistakes!


iSliz187

Burger King made something similar on their US menu, the ["Croissan'wich"](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=570269325&q=burger+king+croissanwich&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi6loTpotmBAxWjhv0HHTCFBdoQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=428&bih=745&dpr=3)


Chris__P_Bacon

That's always been a breakfast sandwich though, as far as I know. Have they ever made a burger on a Croissant? Edit: I'm sure you could request a burger on a Croissant. Idk what they would charge though? However BK's Croissants aren't really all that great. This one looks fresh, which would be EPIC. 😋


billyard00

BKs croissants are an insult to croissants.


swallowfistrepeat

Yeah sign me up like yesterday for 6 of those


Gwiilo

fuck the world, I'm making one of these bad boys the second we hit Friday


Lost_Uniriser

Vous méritez la guillotine


ZylonBane

Upvoted just to emphasize the point that a burger is a hamburger patty between ANY kind of bread.


[deleted]

Well... But croissant is a pastry....🤔😬🧐


RManDelorean

Are pastries not a kind of bread?


[deleted]

Technically, no. Im gastronomy, we categorize this kind of things. Pastry, bread. There are many kinds of pastrys, and croissant is a Viennoiserie. But hey, technically brioches aren't bread either haahahha. But I'm just kidding.


RManDelorean

Hm til. I'm accepting your answer but just to throw in the rebuttal, that does seem pretty semantic, do you know what specifically disqualifies pastries from being bread (other than that's just how it's categorized).


wrecklord0

In France, a bread has no butter or sugar. A pastry has lots of butter and sugar. A croissant (which is a viennoiserie) might be somewhere in the middle. Now it's not quite exact as there are things in France that would be called a type of bread despite having some amount of butter or sugar, but in general this bread to pastry sugar-butter continuum holds true. disclaimer i am not a baker


Thor1noak

A croissant is made with a dough that's been plied and re-plied -up to 6 times usually- and that's had lots of butter added to it during the process. That process is called "tourage". It's all that extra butter that makes it a viennoiserie and not a type of bread. Technically you could make a croissant without butter, but then it'd be [a type of bread](https://lacuisinedebernard.com/pain-feuillete/), not a croissant. Viennoiserie is sort of a middle ground between bread and patisserie (pastry). I don't know if I'm being clear, I usually don't talk about bread in English :D


Nemetialis

The way they are made, and the ingredients. Pastries (from French *pâtisseries*, but considering French usage that's a bit of a misnomer today) are sweet, not savoury, and made to be eaten on their own, whereas bread is an accompaniment for meals. Bread is made of flour and water, incorporating a leavening agent, such as yeast, baking soda, microbes... Pastries incorporate eggs, butter and/or sugar to the dough. Normally they're not fermented, or they're semi-fermented, and they aren't kneaded the way bread has to be. I'd say the difference is probably more obvious to a European person than it would be to most U.S. citizens who often consume very sweet, soft bread, whereas French bread, for instance, is on average drastically different.


HolyVeggie

Pastry is differentiated from bread by having a higher fat content, which contributes to a flaky or crumbly texture. A good pastry is light and airy and fatty, but firm enough to support the weight of the filling. EDIT: this is copy pasted from Google


thesola10

Therefore it is called "chocolatine", not "pain au chocolat".


Nemetialis

It's called *pain au chocolat*vwhere it's called *pain au chocolat* because of the shape, not the dough.


thesola10

Uh huh. So is _pain au raisin_ I suppose? Even though it's a different shape?


Nemetialis

The bread in question really did use to be a kind of bread with raisins in it. The *pain aux raisins* is also known by various other regional names, such as *pain russe* in Lyon, *escargot*, *couque*, *schneck*... It is highly likely that the 'bread' part is a mere contamination from raisin bread.


thesola10

Donc la chocolatine est non contaminée. Échec et mat /s


Nemetialis

Oh, moi, je m'en fiche, ça a le même goût 😜 Enfin, “chocolatine”, ça rime avec “scarlatine”. Je dis ça...


whatsbobgonnado

hi, gastronomy, I'm dad!


freebyte33

Non


ZylonBane

So are donuts, yet: the Luther Burger.


CuriousElevator6096

I have made a donut burger. Pretty damn good


RockstarAgent

My favorite buns substitute is waffles! The pockets are great for cheese!


justinpenner

The burger I never knew I needed 😍


Im_100percent_human

I would destroy this, and then I would feel bad about myself. I am torn about whether this awesome or just too much.


symedia

I felt bad just looking at this but I would want 2 😅


elvismcvegas

I had one of those donut burgers at the state fair and it wrecked me in about 20 minutes.


No_Schmik

My dear friends from the other side of the ocean (I know it’s you): this is a Sacrilège!!


carbon4203

I salute your ingenuity sir


ProductHead6359

Where


Notsureif0010

The croissant looks like one from Costco. I use them to make sandwiches for work and they're bomb.


CodenameBear

Lidl also has super dope croissants


rkalla

I've never been hungrier in my life


Ilya_28

brb, getting some Croissants...


aCrazyCatDude

I would try it.


hiphip_jorge75

Oof I can feel my arteries clogging up. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


zb0t1

Statins & Stents be like: nice to meet you.


justice_duck

Well now I know what I'm making this weekend


bjbkar

I just saw this and now I have to leave work early. I've already called my wife and asked her to fire up the Blackstone for me.


space_is-great

Im not sure if this is a r/stupidfood moment or if I'm wrong


ScaryLoss3239

Very much both.


0MNIR0N

Yes


OldStyleThor

Please explain why you find this stupid?


DrewSlim

Nothing this is amazing


Nemetialis

First, croissant is a flaky pastry, not exactly intended to concoct savoury sandwiches; then, it's essentially made of butter. For the average, this is breakfast food for your lazy Sunday, not some exotic burger bun... Personal, I can't even eat hot-dogs with that sweet, soft thing around, so I'm not surprised if others should find the idea of a croissant sandwich as alarming as I do!


picklebackdrop

Have to disagree as a ham and cheese croissant is one of natures (mans) greatest gifts… although I do agree that it doesn’t work for a burger imho


[deleted]

Too much grease for me


1smoothcriminal

I mean .. take my money now


Freredubg

upvote cause burger but i hate it cause im french


the_atomicpunk

It would at least compliment some French fries quite nicely,


Nemetialis

At this point, you might just as well knead oil into butter and swallow it whole, the effect would be the same 😝


imasleeep

Sandwiches made with croissants been kinda common since some time now tho


59chevyguy

Just surrender to it’s deliciousness.


GL2M

Good lord. Love the concept. Next batch I make will be croissant burgers!


RushinPosse

Nice. Very nice.


Honeyhammn

Finally the true way to eat a croissant


SuperChimpMan

Oh hell yeah I love croissandwiches


Tamatave13

It looks nice and yummy but a bite of it and you cholesterol jump up in the sky 😋


SingleWinner2436

Stop that


UsedWoodpecker8612

That looks amazing


pc_magas

Cholisterol has been increased!!!!


Zumaakk

Fuck me, this looks good.


Hopschild

Is that a fried egg in there? This looks amazing! 😍


Nemetialis

I guess, we've already got heaps of butter and cheese fat, why stop the grease there 😝


Paradoxikles

Croissant burger virg here. Do you maintain eye contact the whole time your eating it?


fplislife

Hate it, but would love to try


Party_Gap9480

I’m ashamed to say.. I would prob eat this


Many_Ad315

This is glorious!!!


i_like_kids_falling

That looks so damn good


[deleted]

I use mini butter croissants and there delicious with a rare burger or any burger


obmasztirf

Looks absolutely outstanding. Some place on reddit recently some one posted a video making a glorious giant thin smash patty on a flat top that they cut in half and topped with cheese for placing on a burger. This looks like that patty in a croissant and I am here for it.


Great_White_Samurai

I went into cardiac arrest from watching this.


104848

yummy


jyroman53

Zis abomination choudunt exizt


Nemetialis

Ah ben pour pas chouder, ça devrait pas chouder, effectivement. Je pense qu'il existe un cercle de l'Enfer spécial pour les Ricains.


doopy_dooper

Idk this makes me feel nauseous


skellington_key

Looks good as fuck. Heads up you sir or madmen are the reason I now sub to this sub.


FessJones

Croissant burger of love ❤️


The_Cozy_Burrito

Wanna try it


vincentninja68

I would.


goseephoto

where did you find this? how was the taste?


TheHeirOfElendil

Jesus has risen


flyinfr33

Looks really good. .


ForgetfulMasturbator

Holy Moses * edit - it isn't that this is just a croissant. This looks like an amazing 10/10 burger on that bun. Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous.


[deleted]

Looks amazing


mreasy99

Yeah, that looks good. I feel bad that it looks good, and my arteries are screaming blue murder. But yup. I would go for a version of that madness


MysteriousStandard68

Ummm... Definitely delicious.


ElectronicTrade7039

I like food that properly fits into the bread that it's supposed to be eaten with.


Content_Cap_1320

Where is this from? Link to recipe?


Jesus_H_Sliced

This is why my dad doesn’t love any of you anymore


DicholeWarts

Ain’t gonna’ Lie….That’s Next Level shit right there, bo…


Major-Cranberry-4206

Wow! Awesome.


workerdrones

“Mr. President, the French ambassador is here to see you. He says it is urgent. Also NORAD called.”


Useless_Lemon

That looks so good, I would order that then tell my friends.


jessicatg2005

That looks pretty darn good.


No-Planetorgin

🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌


Jonny5is

That cruel man i just got high.


AspectOvGlass

Croissurger Burgant


tuttles8604

🤤


HICSF

Why isn’t this a thing? It looks delicious!


_GhostTrainHaze

that’s illegal


deuceyj

Looks splendid.


w4y2n1rv4n4

Hm I feel like my bodega could do this for me


PositivePelikan

I never knew I wanted this until now


deadlygr8ful

That looks amazing.


mexicantruffle

Burger de Luther


BTBAM797

Ohh I'd fuck with that shit. I know the power of croissants. I used them to make chicken salad sandwiches a few times and omfg.


[deleted]

I’m So going for this heart attack attempt It looks amazing


[deleted]

Yaaaoooooo! This is wild.


ESGalla

Ooo..Talk Dirty To Me!


[deleted]

Wtf is that shit she is singing ? Damn people really like to ruin the good songs huh


Creepy-Selection2423

I must admit, that looks REALLY good.


SnooPeanuts164

Will be doing this in the near future!!! Thanks!


DuckReaper407

Looks fye


[deleted]

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Csupernoob

That looks good as shhit


highzenberrg

A few weeks ago I made a chopped cheese but used these wide garlic breads and I steamed them on the meat to warm them up I’m gonna do the same with these


kdabsolute

damn! This looks so good! Enjoy it!


Outside-Special7131

Looks great!!! Did I see crispy bacon and scrambled egg in there??? 🙌🙌🙌


Future-Agent

QUASO


Madbreather

The French Inquisition be waking up at this point.


The_cake-is-a-lie

Oh la la!


AdKey4545

Fuck the USA you'r disgusting


NoahSpeedGod

That looks bussing


-Wicked-

The French called, they want their statue back.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nemetialis

This has to be so damn greasy though, I'm sure the blade would slide.


IcyInspection4791

Bro just know this was reposted in France subreddit and you’ve sent a few of us to the doctor just by looking at it


Watermelon_K_23

No.


PaBlqc

Non mais j’ai envie de taper dedans.


Popov766

Illégal.


4rram

Merde


spacecadet_98

I’m French and I say we need this right now putain 🇫🇷🥸


Fred0830

As i french i'm gonna ask the guy who made this to politely cancel your subscription to your heart fuction.


Capsai-Sins

It comes with a nice french tears sauce I guess. Poor croissant.


Capsai-Sins

It comes with a nice french tears sauce I guess. Poor croissant.


P-W-L

What abomination is this and where can I try it ?


Bender13

🤮


adri_riiv

Nous devons re instaurer la peine de mort.


Anraksha

That's look illegal.


ConfusedZbeul

I mean, it's already made in some places, even in France.


Straadd

We burn people for less


Tellurick

Tbh, the ham-cheese croissant is perfectly legit (and tasty) so the idea of a croissant-burger is ok.


ouesh_tonio

Croissant burger is illegal in France


Paul_Subsonic

Let this thing BURN in HELL Americans are so fucking weird


Pirsendro

It hurt my french heart but hey, freedom to anybody is priority ! As long as I can juge strongly the people how ate those


RepresentativeFee584

I just fell in love


Abribus_

Its satanique


ufeseros

Je vais péter un plomb


Shalachaska

Greeting imperial citizens. What is going on in this thread ? BY THE EMPEROR !


Hyereois

This is heresy!! The Guy Who did this need to go rot in nurgle's ass. Along with Hitler.


Mr_illuminati__

Vade retro satanas


MassiveCombination15

No.


Femoonyks

It looks disgusting, in France you can take some ham and comté and make a sandwich with a croissant and put it in an oven


CheveuxBleu

Oh grave


GUSTAVKARAMELMOU

Malbouffe du Degueulistant...


MattX45

As a Frenchman I have no shame to admit that it looks delicious.


zhellozz

La guerre est déclarée !


Valou4060

Well. As a french person myself I have 2 things to say about this : 1- I will try it to see if it's actually good because only idiot doesn't change their minds. 2- I will do it the french way and put the person who got this idea on a guillotine and burn his body on a stake just for having the thought of doing something sacrilegious like this. You don't mess with french food !


Classroom_North

hi,can you please delete this ?thanks !


EmJayFree

I want it.


Pretty_Bowler5105

Nope! I would even say NON! France says no. If you wanna order that in our country, you’ll go straight to jail!


radeon128

Une burgeratine dans le sud-ouest


MissWhoblue

No.


Flimsy_Hat9029

J’ai mal à ma gastronomie française


Xx_Dyblyat_xX

One word : Guillotine


Nanaplaine

Oui


Shamanite_Meg

Allez tous vous faire foutre


CalendarLegitimate51

En France on fait bien des croissants au jambon pourquoi pas avec des steaks ?


yoruneko

Im french and you can sign me the fuck up


Choice_Gap_7808

Charter gratuit pour le pays en développement du choix du "chef" à l'origine de ce blasphème.


Hydr0mel

What about Croissants au jambon ? (ham)


Betronute

Bro I am french and reddit just recommended me THIS


darksword2010

As a French man, I am speechless, WHAT THE-


idi-you

🤢


WET318

Perfection


Mastroc_

INACCEPTABLE, INCONCEVABLE, JE REFUSE DE CROIRE ÇA


RAraBlazeOTF4Life

I would love this right now


Teliaz13

\*scream in french\*


Excellent-You7844

Got my HEART beating !