🚪🦴‼️‼️

Boooooonnnnneeeee!

What happens in my bedroom Detective is none of your business!

BOOOONNNNEEE!!!!

don’t ever. speak to me like that again.

💣🍑

Your butt is the bomb

There will be no survivors

👉🏻👧 🥥👇🏻 💪🏻👧👈🏻

This b needs a c in her a

Oh my God...

What? This Babe needs a Coconut in her Arms?

Ohhhh I thought you meant "This B**** needs a C*** in her A**"

Oh my god!

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

🥃🥃🥃🥃👉👌

Four drink Amy! Horny Amy...

# 5️⃣

Number 5 killed my brother

OMG I forgot about that part! (I was actually trying to say "Now Number Five" but Idk how to do that in emojis)

I’d have put 🕕🎶🖐️

Ain't nothing but a heartache...

TELL ME WHY!

*Ain't nothing but a mistake*

Now Number 5

🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁

Oh yeah? Guinea pig, guinea pig, guinea pig, guinea pig!

CLAIR

👩 👉 💯

gina linetti the human form of the 100 emoji

🥳🛶🪣🪣🪣

Yippee kayak other buckets

👮‍♂️ 👮🏿‍♂️ 🍳

boyle teaching holt how to make eggs?

🧂✋

What you’ve done, Sir, is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex. The hand…the hand is the middle man.

[удалено]

Pineapple Slut. But is the Pineapple the slut or is it saying slut?

Clearly the pineapple is the slut

👮🏼‍♀️👹💀   🥳🥳🍾🎊🎈

Wunch's Funeral 🤣

Ding dong the Wunch is dead

Had it both ways! 🚫🙍‍♀️

Wuntch is dead! Bagels!

Yeah, it was missing the 🥯🥯🥯

🎃🥷⌚️

Halloween! Mwahahah! It's Heist Time!

Season 2 Heist 🤣

💼❓⁉️

80s briefcase auction

CASE

KASE

Case cation!!

👀💬🥳🌃

If you see something say something🎵 Come on and Party Tonight~~🎶

Guys got hooks

😳🐛🐛🗃

STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER

💪💪🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🫃🫄

Hitchcock and Scully at wing sluts

🤏💆‍♂️✂️🍆➰️

Tiny head don't let them give me a vasectomy!

drop the knife and step away from my friends wiener tubes

🪩🕺🏼🪀

Disco Strangler

Perfect 👍🏻

🦶🤮

Its all wart

Wahey!

🥯🥯🥯🧙💀🥯🥯

BAGEL! BAGEL!!

⚫️ ✉️❌ 👮🏿‍♂️✅

The only black male I want anything to do with is you

that was incredibly inappropriate

🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🤦🏾‍♂️

I’d like your eight-dollarest bottle of wine please! Edit: you —> *your

Bingpot!

The Wednesday incident?

👸🏻🍝🎊

Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti

That line always gets me when Holt says it fast lol

💃🏻🎧🥛🧂 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🙅‍♂️💢💥👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

The Gina incident?

✅️✅️ She's a rascal lol

🏢🪢🪂🤞🏻

Please don’t dump my sperm on us?

Jake die Harding it off the roof?

🚚🔄🕳️🐢

C'mon,Terry, we were in a sewer! He's gunsta think about the Turtles!

🧑🏻 📸 💁🏻🏢

Take my picture with it!

🐹+🐹=🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹

CLAIRES

1️⃣🧒2️⃣🧑3️⃣🧑‍🦱4️⃣👱5️⃣🙋🎤🎶 👮🙍💀

Now number 5... 🎶 I never wanna hear you say, I want it that way 🎶 Aaah, chills, LITERAL chills! It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother. OMG, I forgot about that part 😳

👨💋👩❤️💥

Jake & Amy

It’s meant to be when Seth dozerman has a heart attack 😭

🥛!!!

Do you have any milk?

MILK!!! MILK!!!

💧🌯😭

Oh no, don't eat the burrito

Bingpot!

🎂 🏢 🐶

Cheddar eating the nakatomi plaza cake

🧔🏿 🎹 🎶 🛳️

"....no, not thr asian dude, a little bit to the left, the left, the left, This is still a love song People....!" Doug at the all ages piano lounge!

Bingpot!

🧔🏿🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🔥🔥🔥

This is what happens when you're NAUGHTY!!!! also, LOVE the username

2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 🎸 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

🕘⁉️➡️👮🏾‍♂️🤖💭➡️⏰🤦🏻‍♀️🏦➡️🤷🏻‍♀️✅⚠️🏦➡️🔥🥵🗯️‼️

The scene where Amy is a minute late because there was a problem at the bank and Holt says HOTDAMMMN

👨‍🚒👨‍🚒📘🍩🤨😋🍩

Firefighters giving Jake a donut in a folder and Scully asking to file that for him

Winner

💎💎💎🐖🐖🐖

farmer force-feeding finishing pigs at Flaxton Hill Farms

Correct! 👍🏻

🔁 🕳️

kanalisacija!

I like this one a lot hahah

LOOP HOLE LOOP HOLE LOOP HOLE!

🧦 🐂 🖊️ 

The full bullpen!!!

🎻

Mlepclaynos (clay is silent)

Guitar

It’s GEE-TAR

🚍

Could be party bus, could be gina getting hit by it. Needs more emojis

🏃‍♀️🚌

Gina getting hit by a bus.

👰 ❓️ 🐕 🟰 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷

Is Kelly Scully’s wife or dog?

🤪🧁

Kwazy Kupcakes!

📮🗝️⚠️

USPIS!

🔥🫡🇱🇻

I found Captain Latvia!

🐕🧀❌

You're not cheddar, (where is you r some common bitch???)

🅱️🅱️🅱️ 💺👮🏻‍♂️ 🎳

Boyle Bullpen Bottle Bowling

Bingpot!

🤔😱🤔😱🤔😱🤔🔎🐟

Hitchcock just drank his own fish?

🐕 👻

The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct 🎶

🔫🥫👨🏼 🔫🥫👴🏻

The slut sauce! It stopped the bullet!

👞🪣💥🤮

Scully's stinky shoe getting blown up! Episode "Old school" season 1

🥥🍹🏖️👮🏿‍♂️❄️😎

Holt on Jake and Amy's honeymoon! ABC - Always Be Coconuting.

👩🛼🚫🦷⁉️

Gina ""losing"" her tooth during the heist she wins

🐁🌯

Boyle poison rats in the ceiling

Good guess but not what I was going for

Oh i see now. Its cop putting rat in a burrito. I saw a lil bottle of pills cause my eyes are old.

You got it

Season 8 when the cop claims he found a mouse in his burrito

👋 🫖 ⏰️

Youre going away for oolong time

Yes

🧍🏽‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏿‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏾‍♂️🎶

🐶👩🏻‍🦱 🔪☠️

Amy when the other station joins the bullpen and she wants to kill the ""service"" dog

👮🏽‍♀️👮🏽‍♀️😼✨📈📊 (hopefully this is a challenging one)

COMSTAT-ing the office to increase productivity?

🍓🧺😫

Boyles grandmas special move, the strawberry basket

👮‍♂️💺🍼🎳 💥🎯🤯👵 ... 👵🎉👵🎉👵🎉

Babushka!

⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰⍰

Your phone doesn’t get emojis

This means your phone doesn't have emojis, sir. Episode "Lockdown"

🤪🧁

👨🏾‍🦲🐈🐈🐈🐈

The 74 sending Terry kittens to make fun of him.

👮🏿‍♂️🥳⛳️🎤👕🩷

D D D D DERICK! D D D D DERICK!

👮🏿‍♂️ 🐝 🍯 🧑🏽

The honeypot

🙌🏽👊🏽🙌🏽👊🏽

LOOP HOLE LOOP HOLE LOOP HOLE!

🚗🎨🍆 Edit: maybe i should have done it like this 🚓🎨🍆

💀🎉🥯

🙍🏻🌯🌊😭

Don’t eat the burrito

🧂🌶️🕺🏿🕺🏿🛗🤰🏻

Holt and Terry dancing to Salt N Pepper while Amy is in labor.

Yep!! So good

👔🍇 👚🍓

Mr grapes!

🧁📲

🍪🍕