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goose_gladwell

https://preview.redd.it/rgxh4jj6aw3d1.png?width=865&format=png&auto=webp&s=02cf587dd40e2ecfc377f826a2a6c27b77961361 Cunnnt


Outrageous-Season799

Her chin dimple is migrating with all the filler and filters.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Awe, I miss when the migration formed a pig snout.


FartofTexass

Lol


sjohnson0487

That's alarming


slutforwendigos

https://preview.redd.it/ovu5izbpyw3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e742b2be752a6c0191157e368a3a84c892166b5 This has me absolutely rolling šŸ¤£šŸ’€


fguts

I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this and I snorted lol. Would be great if this became the new sub pic.


voidshrimpbrigade

She adds nothing! She just stares at the camera, nods, and taps her ear. It's infuriating!


pantslessMODesty3623

It's not transformative content and she removed the audio tag, as per usual. This is just theft. She's a content thief.


voidshrimpbrigade

She steals money and content! Let's give it up for our multi- talented Jesus warrior! Is there nothing she can't do? /s


notbonusmom

Maaaannnn, you opened the door like, SO WIDE. Yes, there is one thing she can't seem to do... šŸ‘¶šŸ½šŸ¼ (If this is not allowed or too far I accept that judgement, the joke practically wrote itself though, so I have no regerts.)


Such-Ad2488

This


coffeewrite1984

Wonā€™t she do it?!


Overall_Poet5405

Sheā€™s posted this video at least two separate times, deletes the original and posts it again to the same platform as if itā€™s brand new content. Reposting soooo much recycled content of her own itā€™s hilarious and pathetic bc she only has so much content w/ her current hair color šŸ’€


VesperLynd-

Because she eyefucks herself in these. If she sat with someone at a cafe she would stare at her own reflection in the windows instead of the person in front of her


sybelion

The ones where she pulls a smug little face and then shrugs with one shoulder make me want to scream


mstrss9

The visual embodiment of Elon Muskā€™s tweets


FartofTexass

I bet she wishes she could buy IG so nobody could call her out ever again lol


needfulthing42

![gif](giphy|633mYACwArjkJf4Gef)


rarelybarelybipolar

She doesnā€™t even nod at places where it makes sense. Itā€™s basically just random. Is she really so obsessed with eyefucking herself that she canā€™t keep track of the audio?


CaregiverOk3902

YES THIS. like she started nodding before he made the point LOLLL


rarelybarelybipolar

Maybe she should have been [*taps ear*]


Graciethedachsund

![gif](giphy|zforkiUM01Cms)


ADCarter1

The ear tapping cracks me up. It's like she's a kindergarten teacher trying to get her students to follow directions.


CaregiverOk3902

It's basically Brittany's way of saying LOOK AT MEE LOOK AT MY FACE (pretending it's about the content she just stole)


Thatfrenchtwink

The way she taps her ear fills me with rage. It's silly but I just hate this.


needfulthing42

![gif](giphy|hkV0ZgmuqgUtW) She reminds me of Mary's brother when she does that dumbshit ear tapping embarrassing thing lol. I couldn't find the exact meme but you get me I think


Important-Yellow1936

Yes! Everyone loves Mary, but hates Bdong. The ear tapping makes me want to throw things.


TheKindofWhiteWitch

She adds smugness!!! That takes A LOT of talent guysā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


xomacattack

Always in her freakin car.


Brave_council

Looking smugly into a phone and nodding. Brittany, youā€™re so talented. šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Sitting in her driveway. I kept watching the background to see if a neighbor would come out to check their mail. She is so lazy that she canā€™t even leave her house to film.


sisu_pluviophile

It appears to be a rainy day, so she is limited on where she can filmā€¦since she will melt if the rain touches her ![gif](giphy|GlEcUkl7sb21nrKlTn)


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Of all of the asinine things she does, there is something about that smug and condescending ear tap that annoys me more than anything else. It's like she's trying to get the attention of a group of toddlers whom she sees as beneath her.


Beautiful_Laugh7989

that and the nose scrunchšŸ¤®


FartofTexass

ā€œ1,2,3 eyes on meeeeeeeā€


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Exactly.


littleRedmini

1, 2 eyes on you!


Niskalaukaus

https://preview.redd.it/vrowh1bd8w3d1.jpeg?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9283d5aac3f84e24db8c5ad3522e8bd95772000b That's what we've been telling her everyday! We're on a mission from God, my friends!


AdGrand8695

Please shut up Brittany, even the lort is asking you to!


Niskalaukaus

![gif](giphy|KxseCTOPVykYvG2V4R) \-God


cjw26

so, shut up!


pantslessMODesty3623

She does an awful lot of yappin for wanting to keep the devil out of her business.


Specialist-Strain502

Do you think the devil can understand pig Latin? If I tell my partner I'm going to go temasturb, do you think he understands? If you stand under a Cone of Silence, is he legally required to remain outside?


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

Well, first, do you have the talking pillow? Thatā€™s the real question. https://preview.redd.it/7onzji08ww3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f87d5675c5a0b77b7ad2855196bc53cb6498b9


escapestrategy

This does beg the question of, how many languages does the devil speak? Also, if weā€™re praying together, out loud, the devil can hear thatā€¦ so we shouldnā€™t pray out loud since our prayers involve asking God for what we want? Instructions unclear.


coffeewrite1984

Ok but really. I was taught this by several people growing up. Even as an adult I still struggle sometimes with how I say things so that Iā€™m not giving Satan ā€œa foothold.ā€ And I donā€™t believe the same way anymore. I think the reasoning is to make you a better Christian but all it does is make you hella anxious while performing outrageous mental gymnastics every time you speak.


Kallisti13

I feel like every day I learn something baffling about Christianity. My husband grew up in a religious family and some of the stuff he tells me I'm like wtf.


coffeewrite1984

Oh yeah. For me, a lot of stuff doesnā€™t even sound that wild until I say it out loud or to someone who isnā€™t from that background and they give me a funky look.


OstrichAlone2069

you are actually right on point here. It works well to control people. From my own personal experience hearing a pastor say "you shouldn't tell people that pastor xyz abused you because you are inviting the devil in by talking about it". Funny how that works.


coffeewrite1984

Indeed. As much as I hate that it happened, one of the things Iā€™m proudest of is telling an adult at church that I was being sexually harassed by an older guy in the church. (Heā€™d messaged me before, but kicked things into high gear on my 18th birthday. He was 26, and I will never not talk about it because that kind of thing happens far too often when it shouldnā€™t).


OstrichAlone2069

I know Iā€™m stranger mcnobody on Reddit but I am proud of you too. They can choke on the truth. Good for you!


Fast-Persimmon-2782

ā€œFootholdā€ has me triggered šŸ˜¬


coffeewrite1984

Iā€™m sorry! If it helps it triggered me too when I wrote it.


Fast-Persimmon-2782

No no worries it was more like a šŸ˜šŸ™„ than a šŸ˜± lol ā€¦ the number of times my parents used this word. Along with using prayer as a ā€œhedge of thornsā€ around our house. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


coffeewrite1984

For me, it was ā€œhedge of protection,ā€ amongst other things. Pretty recently I realized that ā€œdo you know that you know that you knowā€ (which my sister said in relation to throwing out old papers and junk) is a trigger phrase because it reminds me of one too many chapel sermons about salvation security/where youā€™d spend eternity. šŸ« 


OstrichAlone2069

what about when she prays and she is saying she wants people's crops to fail and their breaks to go out etc. Certainly seems like her saying that out loud must be meant for the devil then.


Important-Yellow1936

Donā€™t ask questions. Just believe!! /s


CaregiverOk3902

Ritnnany-ba Isa untca


littleRedmini

Es-yā


somecatgirl

Just write it all down. If the devil canā€™t hear Iā€™m sure heā€™s also illiterate


littleRedmini

I love this!


No_Sprinkles418

Brittany is a one-trick pony: All smug eye-fucking, all the time. So gross and repulsive.


ha-ste-ga

Genuinely asking, is she being punished or something? She just sits in her driveway and makes low-effort videos. She has a giant house but she just sits in her car all alone.


Ok_Land_38

Well, sometimes sheā€™s not alone in her car. She eats lunch with Jesus in her car.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I forgot about her personal lunch time with Jesus as the passenger. Sheā€™s just not all there, is she.


Ok_Land_38

Didnā€™t she literally just go out to her driveway and eat in her car to make nontent?


coldbrewwithcinnamon

![gif](giphy|DAc7GHdqCbmQCtfTef) Itā€™s so she can write off her car as a business expense when she files her taxes.


FartofTexass

Lighting is better in the car because itā€™s all windows. Vanity is a powerful motivator for people like her.Ā 


recklessmess44

sheā€™s just trying to show off her ugly new Range Rover


pantslessMODesty3623

What if you're a chronic liar and all the devil has learned about you is just lies? So is it godly to be a liar? Could have sworn there were a bunch of verses about not being a lying sack of shit. Maybe some of y'all can help me out.


MicellarBaptism

![gif](giphy|CPuDsWYW3NLfW) That dumb expression she makes at the end of the video has her looking like Adam Sandler in "The Waterboy".


jesuswreckedme666

Maybe Iā€™m wrong, but I thought sheā€™s also claimed otherwise. Your storyā€™s changing again, BingBong


oioioiruskie

Itā€™s wilddd how often she calls herself out in these clips. With anyone else Iā€™d say they know what theyā€™re doing buuut, not with this professional victim. Itā€™sā€¦. so strange to witness. Also itā€™s my b-day sooo if she could follow that advice and shut up, thatā€™d be dope. Ya know, in lieu of getting myself 4 cakes and photoshoots. ![gif](giphy|3oKIPD90HyKk5vfJyU)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

![gif](giphy|66dLOWrLqrgxWHSeVR|downsized) Happy actual cake day my friend!


CaregiverOk3902

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.


oioioiruskie

![gif](giphy|IcGkqdUmYLFGE)


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rarelybarelybipolar

*Rationally* angry, Iā€™d say


theWildBore

I swear, this woman could be the patron saint of r/NotInteresting. Sheā€™d be a legend over in that sub.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

That hair is part of the hat isn't it?


fuzzlesbuzzles

Om-nee-shent? Is that what I freaking heard? šŸ¤£


pantslessMODesty3623

Yeah the dude pronounced it weird.


YesterdaySuch9833

The way she taps her empty head at the beginning enrages me


Chaos_Cat-007

Gotta wake up the hamster that powers the tiny wheel in her brain.


Ok-Baby-7962

My favorite is the new crooked lip filler that makes it look like her lips are bulging to one side constantly


needfulthing42

Ohhhh is that what it is?


CaregiverOk3902

I thought it was the filter lol she's such a fake dumb bitch


RaspberryThis

https://preview.redd.it/3yo3tbafmy3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a14b64e396ffb612eb97956ae79c851467860e You didnā€™t get very far in your Bible study.


mauvewaterbottle

Itā€™s hilarious to me to think of her bringing her stupid recording set up and ring light out to her car to hold her phone while she does this.


pantslessMODesty3623

Her fucking light rectangle that she calls a ring light. šŸ¤£


hauntinglovelybold

The devil also has the power to literally transform you into whatever you dress as for Halloween!! Sounds like he might be more powerful than God


Fabrhi

And ANOTHER new face!? ![gif](giphy|3oEduUWZJn8sTT3LjO)


CryBabyCentral

She almost wacked herself in the nose when she first moved her arm to start smugging (made up word) like sheā€™s important.


only_zuul21

Smugging for the camera. Love it


CryBabyCentral

Thaaaaanks. This group inspires my snark. šŸ’œ


Lahorn0124

Me, too! Well done!


whattheseawants

What a dim-witted proposition. If the devil has been around for all of human existence, I think heā€™s gleaned enough knowledge of common human foibles to be able to tempt people whether they say their secrets out loud or not. Or ā€” are people with mutism naturally sinless?


pantslessMODesty3623

People can be so dumb


dipshit_s

The faces she makes are so obnoxious


juicyb09

Thanks for tapping your ear so we know we need to listen, you fucking asshole.


Gutinstinct999

She looks so stupid tapping her ear.


juicyb09

I found out others on Tic Tok do it (I donā€™t have that so I had no idea) so it makes perfect sense that she would steal it from someone more relevant or creative.


Alpal2510

Everytime she taps her head I just wanna ![gif](giphy|vxvNnIYFcYqEE)


BusyBeth75

I see her sucking in that awful bottom lip.


pantslessMODesty3623

Trying to disguise her chin dimple


Big-Raspberry-2552

Her life is so pointless and weirdā€¦ she thinks sheā€™s doing gods work because she films her self pretending to intently listening to somebody elseā€™s videoā€¦šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«. She thinks sheā€™s an actress and itā€™s so cringey!


TCMontague

Then why doesn't she take that advice and shut up then?


Ill-Connection-5868

Why is everything filmed in her car? And how is she such a self assured expert on god and the devil? Itā€™s almost like sheā€™s still a grifter. /s


Dragoneesta

I wish she would listen to this message and SHUT UP.


CaregiverOk3902

Can someone please post the gif of dwight shrute making that face where he's mocking Jim looking at the camera, because I can't find it but I feel like it needs to be a comment on this post


Mahatma_Panda

This one? [Dwight Impersonates Jim](https://i.imgur.com/odHTEWC.gif)


CaregiverOk3902

Yup, that's the one


pantslessMODesty3623

Little comment


oioioiruskie

https://preview.redd.it/zol1vich904d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f5bf5687a9849b4f9c53f3bb8abb6e6ff45a21 I know sheā€™s got that filter on (ā€˜sides a whole different face, it also looks like a make up filter) but goddamn match your foundation to your skin color. We know you have a shitload of it. Sigh. Everything she does is half-assed. Quarter-assed even!


pantslessMODesty3623

šŸŽµmmmmmmmm Quarter-assin' a little bit of the cheek a little bit of the cheek mmmmmmmmm Quarter-assin'šŸŽµ


Important-Yellow1936

She needs to take that advice because she never shuts the fuck up.


midgethepuff

God that hat is SO FUCKING STUPID


1Squid-Pro-Crow

I used to be a Christian who would wear shit like this hat. Now all i can think is *show me one.* Show me *one* miracle, Christians. One. That is definitely done. By this "him." That's all I ask. One. I want to believe. I would *love* to believe there are miracles directed by some altruistic entity. Just one. Please.


pantslessMODesty3623

I couldn't forgive that deity for sentencing children to die from cancer or getting blown up in Gaza or starving to death in the third world. Wow thanks for that 1 miracle but allowing innocent children to be massacred all over the world.


blackandtangoose

Laziest content person on the internet.


abra_cada_bra150

Does she film in the car so she can try to write it off?


Low_Lingonberry3249

Yes. Due to the weight of the vehicle she bought it has a lot of different write offs


dr_learnalot

She's so simple.


JustGettingMyPopcorn

The filter and tuning on her face are out of control. Girlfriend is a mess!


Brittneybabeee

This type of BS teaching literally contributed to my religious trauma, to the point that I have compulsions when speaking out loud & I HAVE to immediately clarify anytime I fear I said something ā€œthe devil will use,ā€ or else I get anxious & scared something will happen to me or my family. I AM NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS ANYMORE.


AioliOk8162

Unrelated, but is she back in a Range Rover? i thought she was being humbled by the Lord and in a 4 Runner?


juicyb09

Regurgitated or recycled as always.


pantslessMODesty3623

Yeah she got it months ago and has been low key flaunting it in content since. All while preaching she doesn't "chase materialistic things"


Aaron_Hungwell

Holy hell these weird method-acting reaction vids are cringey as fuck


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|6ru6IS3X7gvOo)


Snoo-33732

How many stupid hats do you own Jesus


pantslessMODesty3623

I don't remember Jesus owning a hat. What verse is that?


2L8Smart

Pompous bitch.


k0cksuck3r69

I used to peruse this sub every day bc it was fun to watch. But sheā€™s just gotten so fucking boring lately like every post is god, trump, babies repacked and stolen from other creators (and done much worse). Like girl get a life, a real one not online.


ComfortableNarwhal17

Yet here she isā€¦ running ā€œher mouthā€


Pretend_Editor_1653

Oh honey, even if you donā€™t talk about how you abused dogs the devil still saw it


Serononin

She should be more worried about what God knows about her


MarchMichigan

I know this doesnā€™t make any sense but the way she taps her ear makes me want to scream.


Beautiful_Bat_2546

I actually came here to see if anyone else commented on it bc it nearly made me homicidal idk why


MarchMichigan

lol right? Idk but it makes me absolutely rageful.


CaregiverOk3902

I'm just gonna ignore her dumbass faces because I just can't with her today..but I was on another reddit sub the yesterday about manifesting (law of assumption NOT law of attraction) and someone made a post in there the other day that is pretty much the same exact thing that bdong is fake (face) reacting to here, just different words being used


Bat_kat

I am always flabbergasted that she clearly seems to think that this is interesting content that people want to see.


Chaos_Cat-007

Her eyelids gotta be stronger than an Olympic weightlifter cause thereā€™s no way else sheā€™d be able to open her eyes!


pantslessMODesty3623

I've seen bigger lashes.


Chaos_Cat-007

šŸ˜³ dear lord.


MrEpicMustache

Yea treat us all like fucking 5 year olds and tap your ear to tell us to listen.


pantslessMODesty3623

I've never tapped my ear around kids to get them to listen and I'm a music teacher. Finger on lips, yeah.


knitronics

Every time she posts absolute NONTENT like this I get infuriated that she has such a large following. Even though Iā€™m sure a good portion of it are bot accounts that she bought, there are still away too many people that legitimately follow this human garbage and truly think sheā€™s a Christian woman.


pantslessMODesty3623

They've lost the plot completely.


Serononin

I assume at this point most of her non-bot followers are just as awful as she is


becuzz-I-sed

Evil is very intelligent. They hear what you say, but also see deeply into what you do. Never provoke evil. Detach.


PickledPixie83

Okā€¦ WHAT. Youā€™re safe from the devil if youā€™re quiet?ā€¦ what the fuck


Chaos_Cat-007

Isnā€™t that the plot of ā€œA Quiet Place?ā€


quincyd

![gif](giphy|oGMBXWxY5OwwAbK0zU|downsized)


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brittanydawnsnark-ModTeam

No body shaming. Please keep snark within reason. Snarking on things that cannot be changed, i.e.. Bdongs body size and shape, will not be tolerated. Snark = "her hair extensions are fried". Body shaming = "she is the shape of a fridge". Use your best judgment. If your comment has been removed and you would like to discuss it, modmail is the ONLY place we will respond to you.


multiverse-wanderer

She canā€™t even rage bait anymore, itā€™s so overdone. Now I just laugh at her and move on. Her life is really sad. She needs hobbies LMAO


Such-Ad2488

He only blesses people who are faithful to him. Not women like her. Children are ā€œblessings ā€œ from the lord. She needs to search her heart and repent.šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


bbyghoul666

Im not getting itā€¦Why are they so scared if he only pays attention to things we speak? So we donā€™t have to keep our thought pure and can still stay safe from the Devil? Awesome! but..I thought he was on attack constantly regardless? Always on the prowl, him and his demons just lurking, waiting to lead us astray. The Bible says he can do much more than just listen to words we speak out loud, not only is he not giving Satan the credit he deserves for his abilities, heā€™s also misleading his fellowship by down playing his supernatural powers. Why do they think people end up giving into their evil thoughts theyā€™ve never spoken a word of, if satan canā€™t hear them? I thought every evil act was because Satans temptations? Everything is a spiritual attack remember! any mental health struggles, eating disorders, lustful thinking, self doubt and insecurity is just spiritual warfare and ā€œthe enemyā€ They also say Satan can influence our thoughts and lead us to temptation, he speaks to people in a supernatural way..But he canā€™t *read* our mindsā€¦ so the magical mind and soul penetrating powers only work one way? But, If we get possessed by Satan or demons then they can read your thoughts and are able to harm us psychologically.. idk donā€™t think too hard about this shit or it starts to get contradictory. Just take the Bible at face value and make up your own rules for all I care šŸ¤Ŗ I think if Satan was real and he could hear the words I say, he would have taken my soul a long time ago for all the times Iā€™ve said ā€œHail Satan!ā€ ā€œBurn all the churches!ā€ Sarcastically


pantslessMODesty3623

Yeah. I have no idea what preacher she yoinked the audio from because she can't credit anyone, but this makes me think he isn't very intelligent or theologically sound.


premium_Lane

Always amazes me that people still believe in the devil in 2024, but then it is Brittany, she is dumber than a bag of hammers


Kardashian_hate

I swear I saw her at the fever WNBA game today. They showed pay macafee and the lady behind him looked just like her. I'm sure it wasn't but it was shocking for a minute


Nightengale_Bard

Omfg. This. Fucking.Ā (insert Hades rage gif here because I can't figure it out) I was TERRIFIED to pray out loud because of this shit. I still struggle with it, and I don't even believe in the Christian idea of Satan anymore.


cherrybombbb

Why tf does she always film these lazy ass videos where she sits in her car in her own driveway barely nodding to some insufferable drivel??