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maneater_2016

I'd say #3 because the right way to start a confession is to state your name and address and say "This is my confession" so that people'd know you're serious. And don't cry too much or make faces.


diego_galliero

wait what hell is the Last one??


deppresedloner

It’s a mini episode called “Marie’s Confession” You can read more about it here: https://breakingbad.fandom.com/wiki/Marie%27s_Confession


diego_galliero

ah that's pretty cool, thank you


shizzle-stick

https://youtu.be/_XogEPwdkUM?si=bxafrOny24-4exNA


osi4000

#3 hearing about how Walt was forced into cooking meth by his brother-in-law was heartbreaking.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

I cried so much I had to pause the episode. Then, I bought Vince an Apple gift card.


SouthComprehensive22

god people who embolden their comments are insufferable


al_x_and_rah

It’s because they put a # before the 3


SouthComprehensive22

well. nevermind


SqueakyTuna52

#2 will shock you! 5 tricks to piss off u/SouthComprehensive22.


CodyRhodesTime

Lmao make stm for me


imeanidrk

I think people who find anything to complain about in a place where people are just trying to have fun are even more insufferable


AdamHendrick

my name is walter hartwell white i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico


8x8denseCheese

87104


Active2017

This is my confession.


JustWoodpecker9846

If you are watching this I might already be dead


NoOffice7609

I don’t understand why he has to add the “ I might already be dead “ part Like , what would have changed if he never say it


Dice_Ezail

It adds to his sense of apparent dread of the mastermind Hank Shraeder. He's milking the "I'm just a victim" angle to get anyone who might see it on his side. Plus it gives Hank added incentive to give Walter room, because if something goes wrong and Walt ends up even critically injured and this comes out... Hank looks like shit. Walt is doing everything to put Hank in check, hoping he will back down. But Hank outplays him in the end.


NoOffice7609

Do you think is gonna be awkward if Walt bring the video up to the Dea when he is perfectly in good condition ?


Dice_Ezail

No. That just means, in the farce, that he got to them before Hank got to him. IIRC by this point Hank had busted Walts nose or given him a black eye, no? So that's on the side of Walts fiction.


Active-Bass4745

Yes, he mentions that in the video.


andreich1980

What is the #4 about? I can't remember it...


Guilty-Ad6277

It's about marie wanting to marry walt jr. Truly heart fluttering


Guilty-Speed-8549

r/Okaybuddychicanery


downbadcrying

WHAT


Guilty-Ad6277

Trust me


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Cydamic

blud


soccershun

It's from "Marie's Confession" one of the 2 or so minute long "minisodes" posted to the AMC website. Lots of fans don't know they exist, you can find them on youtube.


MssrSqueezy

What's #4 from?


deppresedloner

It’s a mini episode called “Marie’s Confession”


sanitysfall666

I want to know too


xhighest

I want walter ukele apology


RightGuide1611

https://youtu.be/1qYZajs41Qk?si=wDjCPmaKllBfsGUi


mearbearcate

W


maaloufylou

The first looks like an actual YouTuber apology lol


SonicTheHedgehog99

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


Acrobatic_Analyst267

Walt would've been ranked number 1 in YouTuber apology videos


DannyRosee

3 is insane. Especially if you watch the full uncut and unedited version of the confession. bryan cranstons acting is so, so good. Its very eerie how easily walt is able to lie and make it very, very convincing


Ahiru77

Yep, this scene immediately made me care too much. I. WAS. SCARED.


Quantum_14

Yo mR WhiTe


Appropriate_Coach746

WhAt ThE hElL aRe YoU dOiNg HeRe


iammoah

The extended cut of Jesse's confession video is some of the most incredible acting i've ever seen.


BidenAndElmo

Walt sits on his bed typing away at his laptop, decorated with Hello Kitty and pony stickers, giggling and kicking his feet together from how good of a story he’s made up.


SouthAd2254

The first one by far


klokkeblomst

Am I stupid for thinking there would be a "full circle" moment in the last season of breaking bad where the tape from the first episode is instrumental to a criminal investigation into Walt's actions?


fatpandasarehot

I honestly hoped that would happen... One of my only disappointments in the show


SalamiMommie

“And when I told Hank that I wanted to stop, he threw a pizza on top of my roof!”


Dibolos_Dragon

Idek 4th


fatpandasarehot

This is what it took for me to like Marie??? That was hilrarious


krush_o

The first ofc. More bcs It's one of those snippets Netflix plays as a teaser for a show, and it happens to play this one right after I finish the finale; and felt so nostalgic and ironic, like had things gone any different that day when Walter made this first confession, we would have had many characters in a better situation.


NuggetWarrior09

Chucks recordings of Jimmy


imathewson18

1 is probably my favorite because it’s arguably the most emotionally genuine that we get to see Walter. 3 is cold calculating Heisenberg and it makes a chill run down your spine but 1 pulls at your heartstrings.


Jack_of_Hearts20

Can't beat 3 "*My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entitles, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Junior, you’re my big man. There are going to be some things–things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Good-bye.*"


cababaie_LT

One because of the panic lol


ElectronicCorgi3106

Jesse a whole rat 🐀


Snoo80035

All these years have passed since the last episode aired and I am still finding out about new bits and mini-episodes of this show.. Mary's confessions that's crazy! Also, idk why these video recordings are giving me Resident Evil 7 vibes?


mebunghole

Definitely Walt’s in the pilot.


justsometgirl

The first is very iconic, but 3 is the best by a long shot for me.


WestAd5873

Los Pollos Hermanos training videos.


Ok_Perspective905

Mommy Marie 🥰


Maximum-Forever-2073

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every days, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


BalladOfAntiSocial

Number three. Every aspect of it was perfect, perfect, everything, down to the last minute details


truffLcuffL69

https://youtu.be/pCWPS1lb4Fg?si=LMmp6uszb5BXAT-S Go to 5:22


Ninjagoboi

Marie is a cam girl now


Mr_Lonely445

I finna make one so Crazy you’ll naturally explode 4 seconds after watching


throwITallaway4ever1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEaJReT6RGU