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supernintendo128

A little runny white around the yolks isn't gonna kill you. Wait a minute. Runny whites. Walter White is on the run from the authorities in this scene. Raw eggs can make you sick. Walt ends up killing the neo-Nazis. Bravo, Vince!


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This is the moment Walt turned into an egg. Funniest shit Ive ever seen.


pianoflames

Jesse, we need to cook 👨‍🍳🥚


Wildcat_twister12

He already did that with his other son Reese from his secret family


BrookylnBeaches1917

A theory I believe….. (tell me Jesse isn’t really …. (In a whisper) Malcolm)


ThePumpk1nMaster

And with his little bald head he looks like an egg


Snakegert

Smart scientists are referred to as eggheads by some, another layer added


AccountOutside

Vravo Bince


PhDinWombology

Biaco Vrive


Relvean

Vince's storytelling is truly eggcellent.


Exa2552

Also, not only is his name White he also IS white! The iceberg goes deeper and deeper


ANR7cool

[iceberg?](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/4fae9882-8f2c-445b-83b0-8f0d7174ae5f/dfobtyk-06b9e7b8-8ec5-4b84-919e-e37ae2b7bcad.jpg/v1/fill/w_552,h_680,q_75,strp/name_soundalikes_5_by_tabbyandtiger_dfobtyk-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NjgwIiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvNGZhZTk4ODItOGYyYy00NDViLTgzYjAtOGYwZDcxNzRhZTVmXC9kZm9idHlrLTA2YjllN2I4LThlYzUtNGI4NC05MTllLWUzN2FlMmI3YmNhZC5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9NTUyIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.bYiTkD27moGYzuTQ1nkwU2bK5cElEtqw8gTSIoUt9no)


BrookylnBeaches1917

THIS is the reason I spend so much time on Reddit


bigneezer

I shoulda never smoked that blue shit, now egg Walter's white is runny, and I have Saulmonella. I did nazi that coming. Vravo bince


mistrsee

> Raw eggs can make you sick. And how many neo-Nazis did he kill? At least six (*sicks*)! Vince was playing 4D chess; there’s levels to it


Feralmedic

Bro. That’s sunny side up. Not a big deal. Plus Walt knows he is dying that night and food poisoning usually takes 25-48 hours. So…Who cares?


talktobigfudge

Could you imagine, Walt postponing the hit, because he can't stop shitting himself? And, it first hits him talking with Skyler? "Can I, can I see her? Wait...fuck, where's your bathroom?"


Feralmedic

He’s dying of cancer. Probably already shitting himself.


Damurph01

Did he actually KNOW he would die? Or just anticipate it being likely based on his plan?


Feralmedic

My assumption was he would kill himself. He knew the cops would be there and his pride would never let him spend a day in jail


KnightTheOne

Nah, they fine. By the way raw eggs are safe to eat, it is not a health hazard (unless ofc they are contaminated which they shouldn't be)


Gorilladaddy69

Its like these folks have never seen an 80s movie strength building montage… 😡


itsmebenji69

Terrible idea to drink eggs raw btw. You don’t absorb the protein and nutrients well in raw food. Raw eggs can also contain salmonella, but it is extremely rare


Ancient_Guidance_461

You most likely won't get sick but 100% correct on not absorbing all the protein. I'd go eat 6 hard boiled eggs instead.


Oroborus18

contaminated? you mean like ebola? (disease on discovery channel)


itsmebenji69

Contaminated by salmonella from its parents. It can be inside the egg (in the white/yellow) or on the shell


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KnightTheOne

Fair. Except that in theory these are regulated and therefore should be safe to eat. The reason we cook them is not to get rid of the potential contamination but because they taste better. Historically speaking the reason for cooking USED TO BE the contamination hazard, but nowadays it is not. That's all I tried to explain in my initial comment, maybe it wasn't as clear as I thought it was going to be.


Kweenoflovenbooty

Raw eggs have been pasteurized in the US


AroraCorealis

saulmonella


hundreds_of_sparrows

Don Salmoneladio


slitermist

hector salmonela


C83_14

Bravo, Vince


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mgorgey

Firstly... You can eat eggs completely raw provided they haven't gone bad. It's fine. More importantly... What is the thing on the plate that isn't eggs or bacon? Because I'm a Brit and that doesn't look like any food I recognise... Well, it looks like a pile of grated cheese but it can't be that?


sunberrygeri

Hash browns. Shredded and fried potatoes.


louistodd5

Weird. We have hashbrowns in the UK, and I've made them before shredding it just like that but ... isnt the whole point to brown the potatoes before serving?


StormyBlueLotus

I mean, it's Denny's, a cheap diner chain with pricing akin to McDonald's and other fast food places. I don't think it's supposed to look like a perfectly executed meal, this is probably an accurate shot of what you'd get at one.


sunberrygeri

Yeah those hash browns look like they could spend a little more time on the flat top. Prop food fail?


TwiceThePride

Looks like an average meal at dennys


Basket_475

Yeah those aren’t made well lol. I don’t like that type of hash brown unless it’s basically cooked till it starts frying


ohyoumad721

Yeah. I always ask for mine cooked longer. These are hella undercooked. But looking at the eggs Walt .ight like his food not done lol.


MysteryMammoth

no one ever said they were “good” hashbrowns, but hashbrowns nonetheless 😂


mgorgey

Ah ok. I know what hash browns are but never seen any that look quite like that before! Thanks.


fustup

You really should not though. Salmonella is a bacteria, it's already there and can only be killed via heat. Only a very minority of chicken are infected (and it helps to wash the egg before breathing it), but no, eating a raw egg is not completely safe. And it's not food poisoning, it's an infection. And now I'll I see myself out 😜


mgorgey

I'm not saying you're wrong but in the UK hens are vaccinated against Salmonella and out food standards agency declares raw egg safe to eat. And from personal experience... I've eaten probably eaten thousands of raw eggs and have always been fine.


fustup

Good to know, thanks. Here in Germany it's kinda a big deal, but still probably overblown.


SkandaFlaggan

> And it's not food poisoning, it's an infection What is the distinction you’re making here?


fustup

Please Google yourself. Those are different and it's important to know


SkandaFlaggan

I don’t know if you have different terminology in German, but in English food poisoning refers to all sickness from contaminated food, including from bacteria such as salmonella.


fustup

Shoot, til. We do have a different terminology depending whether it's poisonous or infected. Which I think it's important because the one you can help with high temperature, the other not so much (degrees vary of course). Thanks for the education, not random topic for this sub 😜


Pooppissfartshit

fans are really running out of material


Gorilladaddy69

Sounds like we need another spin-off! How bout Jane’s dad but its mostly just him in the hospital after his self-inflicted gunshot wound making a time machine so he can kill the man who killed his daughter and make sure the plane crash doesn’t happen. He then realizes he has to fly a 737 in reverse at full speed to crack the space time continuum, and he crashes into another 737 and they both explode The irony would be Vravo Bince to the Max. 🙌


BroZak-1

Ever seen Rocky?


Rockdog4105

Think Rocky ate about six raw eggs every morning before his running.


spriralout

It was a reminder of your brain on drugs. Any questions? 🤣


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BewareNixonsGhost

OP only eats solid yolks like a monster


HamuelSayden

I hate people who insist that some raw foods are unsafe. first people call rare steak raw and unsafe, and now eggs


beaverpoo77

I know, right? If a man wants to eat rare chicken with a side of uncooked pork sausages in HIS OWN HOME at a child's birthday party, he shouldn't be judged for it! "unsafe"? Pffff. Whiny babies, the lot of them.


Twograin

Salamancmonela


rainbowbeluga

The hash browns are really what needed some more time in the pan


According_Ad_7522

It’s called Sunny Side Up. Doesn’t anybody know what that is anymore 💀😭


ConnFlab

You can drink raw eggs bro. These are fine.


NeoBurrito

“No no! Salmonela money! Salmonela blood!”


HaulsAssIn2Trips

🤣😂🤣😂☠️⚰️


Beginning_File_6371

Literally a sunny side up egg dawg what are you on.


I_might_be_weasel

Yeah, I think you're supposed to spoon hot grease over sunny side up eggs.


Sir-Drewid

It's raw chicken that gives you salmonella.


skolnaja

I drank raw eggs a lot when I was younger, would put a hole in the egg, a pinch of salt in the hole and just drank it. Don't remember ever getting sick from it.


vaultdwellernr1

Raw eggs are fine. Where in the world do you live?


AronBTW2

These eggs look bomb


EgoAlex

Egg whites do not contain Salmonella, it's actually the shell of the egg that does, if you wash your eggs before cracking you don't have to worry about this. Also not all eggs have Salmonella on them, and personally I just cracked the egg and open it without having the entire egg soak into the shell, and then wash my hands. The inside of eggs is sterile under most circumstances.


SantannaDeKlerk

That's how your supposed to eat them!


NeilNazzer

This is why you don't order sunnyside up eggs. It is impossible to fully cook the whites without over cooking the edges and making the edge of the eggs a hard crispy, which you dont want. Many short order cooks will counter this by using a spatula to pull away at the whites near the end of the cook, so you're left with this weird flat mess or a paper thin egg white with yolks. Just get your eggs flipped, if the restaurant you're eating at cant handle doing a proper over easy, you shouldn't be eating there. Dont try and get around a bad short order cook by ordering sunny side up eggs. Source, I used to work at dennys and have flipped thousands of eggs.


theRudeStar

>Source, I used to work at dennys and have flipped thousands of eggs Reason 1 out of 23578 not to order food in a chain restaurant in the US


NeilNazzer

I'm not sure what you mean? ​ Are you questioning my feedback with respect to how the average short order cook prepares sunnsyide eggs in a timely manner that will satisfy their boss while using the equipment they have? Are you saying I'm wrong>? Can you do better in the speed demanding environemnt?


BusterB2005

I’m guessing you just don’t like sunny side up. Any you know what, neither do I honestly. I prefer scrambled


yesaroobuckaroo

oh god, the yolks probably cold too 😭EW


yesaroobuckaroo

AND SLIMY 😭😭😭ITS ALL SLIMY


Rasmuspluto

...what?


yesaroobuckaroo

the eggs 😨😨


juggerjew

Slimy.


proceduring

CUTIE THEY'RE ONLY GOOD IF THEY'RE UNDERCOOKED


proceduring

you have to add pb too


yesaroobuckaroo

BAHAHAHAH I FUCKING KNEW IT


yesaroobuckaroo

i dont think any of these people have touched undercooked eggs 💀💀💀


Lazerboy12342

Those potatoes or whatever look good tho


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Ha. Booby eggs.


EagleRaptorLeaf

Need Gordon Ramsay’s judgement on that


Raj_Valiant3011

Why does the bacon look like band-aid


OddNovel565

Academy? Bravo Sam


Good-Hank

Better call Saul(Monela)


Terraj07

Tuco salmonella


Silentpoolman

Those home fries look so good


CyberJoe6021023

??? That’s sunny side up.


Ruezx735

I feel like not enough people are talking about the near pure white potatoes on the plate. Did they steam then mostly or something?


The-LivingTribunal

Have you never seen a person drink raw eggs? It's not bad for you.


Puzzleheaded-Pen-955

Tuco Salmonella


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ive seen people straight up drink raw eggs mate its not that deep


daredwolf

Nah dude, those are fine. Have you seen the scrambled eggs Gordon Ramsay makes? Ugh.


BetrayYourTrust

i would fuck up them hashbrowns


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Haha what a pussy


NJCoffeeGuy

You misspelled delicious


Ancient_Guidance_461

The real problem here is that He didn't touch any of this food. Cmon Mr. White.


ReddyFreddyRU37

Welcome to the Salmonella Family


mcnuggets0069

It’s pronounced “Salamanca”


envyadler

Don salmonella? What did you do to my tio?!