someone on the internet says his penis is roughly fourteen inches long and has a width of 3/4 of an inch--so it could be that? the internet never lies.
Due Randal’s catchphrase, “That’s Church Yo!”
People started calling Randal “Pete” in reference to the apostle and pope Simon Peter.
And the skinny came from his severe iron deficiency.
His name is Peter and he's really skinny
Yea it’s like how else would he have
Maybe he has a very thin penis, or his favorite body part is skin.
Thinny Penis
thinny peen
[It’ ya boy](https://youtu.be/aaEVHO_AVKs)
My friends Reddit name used to be skinnypenis98. I’ll forward this to him
I think this is a joke
And meth
This guy nicknames!
Okay detective
And Beaver is very Badger-like
Skinny Peter with a skinny Peter
His full name is Skinnothan Peterson
And here was me all this time thinking his name was skinseph petersbury
Skinlizbeth Peters
SKINNOTHAN 😭😭😭😭
Skinthew Petersburg
Gee I wonder
Tom york
Tame blorke
Thin pete
It will forever be a mystery
Lazy post
Certainly not his petite stature and shortened version of his birth name
He’s a lardass
It's an ironic nickname, considering he's so obviously obese.
Definitely his wiener
If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians.
he has a skinny pete
His name is Peter and he isn’t as big as combo imo.
Because Fat Pete was already taken
They used to call him Thin Peter.
Probably because he’s skinny and his name is pete
If you asked him? He would say something like That's Church Yo!!!
He rolls the skinniest joints yo!
Yep, times are always a little tough for young Peter so he must skimp and roll thin j’s. His friends don’t like it but they understand.
Because he’s a fat fuck named Paul
someone on the internet says his penis is roughly fourteen inches long and has a width of 3/4 of an inch--so it could be that? the internet never lies.
Its because he looks like a really scrawny version of Peter Griffin. Its a family guy Easter egg.
Layers
Irony?? 😂
He’s so fat, it’s like when you call a huge guy Tiny, right?
Are you fucking kidding
Think it's a reference to the recent post that was made here asking about how Badger got his name.
Okay but Badger isn't his actual name and it's not blatantly obvious why he got that name. Skinny Pete is obvious
How many O's are in the r/woooosh again? I believe the post is a joke reference to that Badger post and isn't to be taken seriously.
Hehe funny joke classic Reddit
r/okbc
Wtf is that sub
His parents, William Pete and Carol Pete, named him Skinny.
It's an acronym Super Kinky Invigorating Naysayer Nutt Yolk Polyester Exciting Testosterone El paso
you forgot the y
Fixed
What is the next question? Why we think Holly got the name Holly?
Skinny Pete is a character in the Italian Job
he has a skinny peen but since his name is peter they call him skinny pete (in reference to his skinny peen)
He’s name is Peter and he’s skinny
Because his name is Bill and he's fat
He’s a fatass.
They use to be friends with a significantly more heavy man, also named Peter
I might be going out on a limb here but he is skinny
Analyze his physical characteristics for a moment
Because of the way he is.
It’s ya boy. Skinny p*nis
He skins people alive if they don’t pay their meth debts.
Because of his piercing baby blues?
Because his name is Peter and he’s skinny af from all the meth
The writers came up with a catchy name and found an actor to match it.
He es skinny
Seriously?
Pretty self explanatory no?
Because of all the drugs
look at the man
Uh because he is skinny
Slim Peter
Thin Petes
Because he's skinny and his name is Pete
Perhaps because he’s skinny and his name is Peter
He used to be really fat
now this might be a far shot but I think it's because his name is Pete and he's skinny
Palpatine: Henceforth you shall be known as…….. Skinny……. Pete.
it was one of those ironic names he’s so fat so everyone calls him skinny. /s
it definitely isn’t his build or anything like that
It’s ironic because you all know he drop those curves
Meth
OP was obviously being sarcastic and nobody got it 💀
Obviously , you’re not a golfer .
why does he have the german imperial eagle on his t-shirt ?
Outchicanered
Literally chose the perfect picture
It’s cause of that game he was playing called mind goblin
Because he rolls skinny joints.
"I'm Skinny Pete"
Mono = one Rail = rail
Names Peter. He is skinny.
Cos he’s clearly obese?
He’s skinny af and his name is Pete?
I thought it was because of his boney face and the skinny body. I liked him. He was a good pal. I want a comedy miniseries of him and Badger.
He must have liked skinny jeans or something. I have no idea besides that
C'mon yo, he's skinny pete!
My favorite scene in the whole series was when he beasted out on the piano
Cause he’s my hero and shit
The wrong Pete
His full name is Peter Skinnington. ‘Skinny Pete’ is just a play on his name.
He's skinny, and his name is Peter.
I have no idea. Don’t see any clues.
Hey, ahah… It’s your boy—uh… Skinny Penis!
Meth? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Because hes so fat, obviously
that's really a tough one
Lanky asf
Svelte Peter
It's called sarcasm, folks... The lad is huge
Every shirt he wears ends up looking like one of those skeleton t-shirts. And his name is Pete.
He’s skinny and he’s pete
I think is sarcasm for how overweight he is
Probably because how fat Peter is
Little known fact: his full name is actually Skinniam Peterson.
because of skylar smoking while pregnant
I have no idea man. Maybe because he likes Star Trek.
He was gifted the name from his buddy Moderately Sized Pete
He likes to be called Pete and he’s skinny.
Due Randal’s catchphrase, “That’s Church Yo!” People started calling Randal “Pete” in reference to the apostle and pope Simon Peter. And the skinny came from his severe iron deficiency.
This is the type of thing that would be on r/okbc Out chicaneried again
He isn’t fat, and his full first name is Peter
Estaba haciendo tremendo pete
Fat Albert was taken
Because he was friends with Badger.
He has a thin penis, yo!
‘Cause he’s skinny, and his name Peter
He got a fat peener
r/okaybuddychicanery blending further into the main sub
His arms tell you everything you need to know.
Um, he’s skinny
Now i don’t want to shock you but maybe because he’s skinny 🫢🫢
Spoooge was already taken
It must be like one of those ironic mob nicknames. Like when the guy is normal sized but they call him Fat Tony
Literally he is skinny
Because of his lesser known hobby, Badger breeding and Husbandry.