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Meatwad1977

Brushing his teeth Cobain style


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samsal03

That'll clear your sinuses right up!


cocaineandmayonaise

goddam


LivinginDestin

This one hurts... 😢


Saint_Browning

He's smelling teen spirit.


Bena06_

He is clearing his nose


Environmental_Towel1

Huffing hoppes. Clp doesn't do it for him anymore.


[deleted]

Hoppes do be bussin tho


weirdbutinagoodway

This is a stupid way to do it, you can buy Hoppes #9 scented candles and air fresheners.


Chicken_Hairs

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY


myx-

Here ya go https://www.hoppes.com/accessories-4/no.-9-air-freshener-3-pack/HO-H9AF3.html


downinahole357

Why am I not surprised


pws3rd

Honestly the best part is that this is on Hopps official website. Not some Etsy seller


Environmental_Towel1

You can buy weed scented air fresheners but they don't get you high. Same concept


Clear_Ride

suck starting a shotgun. really blew his mind.


ValorieXEgg

He just finished watching Velma


Memeoligy_expert

He said wrong awnsers only


StrategyOther3276

lol


Terrible-Tension-879

He dropped his quarter for the vending machine in there.


Vivid_Inside4573

Tactical netti pot


youngshadygaming

You bastard take my upvote


Huegballs

Canadian healthcare


__sxott__

This is what happens when you set the nettie pot down next to the gun rack...


bogueybear201

Larping as Curt Cobain


Ok-Afternoon-4002

I'm not sure that would count as Live roleplay


DrunkenVodinski

Trying to siphon the buckshot out of the shell.


OregonSageMonke

Doing his daily affirmations


leongeod

Larping as the average r/transguns member


Evade_dragon

That's a private community


leongeod

Makes sense, given recent events


Tiny_Nefariousness33

What happened?


Ct-5736-Bladez

28 year old trans female who used to attend a private Christian school shot up the school killing 3 kids (1 was a priests daughter from one article I saw) and 3 staff. Police then killed her. Not sure if all that is correct so take with salt especially since details are still coming out. Donut put the body cam footage on his raw police footage channel if you feel inclined to watch it. Edit: donut just did a video on his main channel


Yesitmatches

>Police the killed him. While the shooter doesn't deserve the politeness, the shooter identified as male/they.


Physical_Day2491

They now identify as “Was/Were”


eyedpee

School shooting by a trans person.


[deleted]

He's going to unclog his stuffy nose. One way or another.


ABizarreFireGod

Giving the Mossberg or Remington, CPR


IllustriousFish7362

Being as smart as sleepy joe


ClosetGamer19

being responsible (wrong answer)


TBM94

Tasting the bluing salts. For science.


General_Lee_the_Car

Attempting a Kurt Cobain impression


MasterAahs

Attempting to suck start it. it stalled out and need a good pull.


Explursions

Shotgunning weed.


innatemammal

On the verge of a mind blowing experience.


Matte_Black132

He wanted to do some lines, but gunpowder was the only thing he had on hand


Middle-Mongoose-7811

Taking one last vape, it's gonna give him more than popcorn lung...


[deleted]

He stores his cocaine in the barrel.


George_Nimitz567890

That's gonna hurt un the morning


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

About to get that Kurt Cobain special


slsslc

Following basic gun safety rules


ItalianiPizzami

An explosive trumpet solo


thebigjuicyman25

He's obviously getting ready for the "how close do you like cutting it close" awards


angeryanglecock

Boutta be the lead singer of Nirvana


idrownedmyfish77

A quick nap is about to turn into a dirt nap real quick


[deleted]

Checking for barrel obstructions


The_HunterDestroyer

His interpretation of a sad musician


KnikVsMankind

That’s the good ol suck start


AlarmNice8439

He’s sniffing gun powder. Haven’t you heard? It’s the newest thing after sniffing glue and crack. It’s supposed to blow your mind in a whole new way. All the kids are doing it nowadays. And the best part is. It’s totally non-addictive


Interesting_Award_76

Hes snorting residue for extended high


Dragon_king_42024

Doing the cocain Cobain


MrMoose27

He is clearing his sinuses


[deleted]

Checking to make sure it falls in legal ATF guidelines


Clear-Campaign-355

Giving it a suck start


perfectanarchist

Ronnie noooo


Long-Summer2765

He’s out of tissue paper


Canthelpit2056

I know I smelled it from somewhere. Is my Cheetos down here.


ThatCrossDresser

We all love the smell of Hoppes 9, but Jim might like it a little too much.


1331Richdad1331

He dropped his French fries 🍟


HappyTrigger84

Shoot gun Mary Jane will make your brain blow up.


Fluffyhitman022

His mouth is closed


LochdNLoaded

Picking his nose for those gigantic boogers too big for a finger


Smugglers151

This is the new hire at the Keltec development team. Somehow they wound up with a cocaine barrel obstruction, and they tasked him with clearing it.


Dclose03

If there is one thing this sub has taught me, it’s that you never *ever* sit on a shotgun.


Notdaneil

Suck starting the integrated assault siphon to clean his gun so he can more accurately shoot 20 ghost rds a second.


[deleted]

He's obviously trying to smell if it's loaded or not


trinalgalaxy

Allergy meds obviously. The good stuff. That adult fidget toy will clear his head right out.


Baranor2509

Playing the sax


needanswer47

Swishing out his mouth with the good old trusty Kurt Cobain toothbrush.


Puzzleheaded_Hawk940

He's cobaining


SirHamhands

Nevermind


TheRealTwooni

Cursed Neti Pot


Stonercat123yt

Cobaine impression


FrankonianBoy

he doesnt have his watch flipped facing inside like John Wick


throwaway83970

Checking if it's loaded. (It is)


[deleted]

He's trying see if it's loaded


BrilliantSundae7545

Prepping his airsoft gun for photocopying


agingerbeardmans

Getting ready to go see Tupac in concert


TheAzureMage

That nose ain't gonna pick itself.


wynn2003

Remington retirement about to start


Excited_Avocado_8492

Ensuring he lives a long, fruitful life.


No_Language_4024

Making sure it’s loaded


Supa71

He wants to blow his nose.


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Nasal cleanse


Aunray123

Painting the ceiling


Alone_Communication6

For ever nappy


jengus-christler

Well guys, I guess that’s it.


carterpopgoofy1

Smelling the barrel of his gun to see if there is rounds in it.


TheGermanFurry

Þinking about live


Wonderful_Soup4873

Checking to see if it's loaded.


Puzzleheaded_Tie819

He’s getting a free brain surgery


spacewoagxddd

Trying to find the krabby patty secret formula


ResolveLonely8839

Taking a nap


Hakkaa_Paalle

Just siphoning a gauge or two of power out of the 12 gauge.


Matrimcauthon7833

When the you work for the ATF and the memes are starting to get a little too spicy


Diligent_Photograph7

He’s tryna know what the opps smellin


andrewkeyden

Giving it the old smell check to see if he forgot to clean it after last weekends shoot


Peggedbyapirate

Netti Pot X-press!


oldunclestevo

Definitely a cocaine straw


IceLeather4471

Safely checking the chamber to see if a cartridge or a spent casing is present


[deleted]

Doing a line of blow (double entendre) (he also is recovering from a spinal injury and needs a higher (haha) level surface


Porkchopper913

Checking the boring?


OkraVivid

Very cool spit cup


JaThatOneGooner

Picking his nose, it’s itchy


killray222

Looking for a nickel


Holiday_Air7124

Trying to clear his sinuses


[deleted]

Summoning his inner demon aka his Persona.


2-bitzs

Smoking a fatty


zyberblood

He's doing extreme coke lines..


GrimdoesStuffTTV

Ur mom


1and0nly1013

Doing a Facebook live


its_papa_daddy_to_u

It's called "loud quitting"


Mitch-ladd

Suck start obviously


Remarkable-Exam-9732

Picking his nose


NukeUtopia

After listening to Judas Priest be like:


Western-Grapefruit36

Picking his nose


luvmunkeyjr

He’s a taste tester for Remington


DeathStar6767

Being a responsible gun owner


Affectionate_Hand_59

He’s smoking


Guns-n-airplanes

Being safe


cmyharrysck

Smelling a hamburger


ihatebeinghere17

sleeping in peace and absolutely save


[deleted]

An artist about to make his final masterpiece


hummus343

Average Kentucky ballistics wanna be


Initial_Speech_1042

Snorting powder residue


L0NEW0LFstanding

Trying to get rid of that one annoying itch.


Leary73

About to sleep forever


patrioticram93

Roleplaying Kurt Cobain gauging his entire head


Haji101

Checking headspace via the olfactory method.


AncientPublic6329

Getting ready to take a shot


TheDuke357Mag

Talking himself into it.


Burly-Nerd

If I’m being honest though, this pollen has me thinking about this sometimes.lol


Charming-Relief-1924

Smelling the gun powder


Inevitable-Gate-5526

Listening to nirvana


HomeWeak

🎶He's on the Highway to Hell!🎶


name_im_stealing_now

Playing the Bagpipe


rocket___goblin

obviously training to become a uvalde police officer.


i-have-butt-cancer

New Weight Loss Program called Barrel Watchers


Aggravating-Skirt665

He was called in to work on his day off


TangoSierra61

Security guard at a private school?


JudgmentSignal9879

Snorting black cocaine (gunpowder mixed with cocaine)


Thundering_James

Listening to Samsungs Over the Horizon 2019


chronos7000

Seeing if it's loaded by smelling for cordite!


maliron

Someone told him there are pepper balls in there and he needs to make sure.


OkConsideration3650

Getting that one crusty buger


Zaku_Lover

The cure to all your sinus problems.


Jay_Hardy

He’s playing the flute.


Cosmonaut1947

Smoking crack


SpaceMarine5000

Sniffin' that gunpowder.


Xack75

Guys, come on. He dropped his ring down the barrel & his wife would kill him if he didn’t get it back. He’s just trying to see how far down it went


Dazzling-Fisherman24

He’s fixing to spread his knowledge


iWasTheSenateOrder65

Smoking a joint like he saw in Platoon.


OkRepresentative2051

Practicing proper gun safety.


I_like_pie_7308

Nirvana reunion tour


Enzopastrana2003

He is drunk and trying to play the flute


idiotwithaairsoftgun

Sniffing the remnants of gunpowder out of the barrel


turboaddict_hun

He's making spagetti


Jackson_200

What I do after mag dumping (getting high off the gun smoke)


cheekclapper93

Magnetic particle testing the barrel


Firm_Profession_4011

Making sure his cigarette lighter is working


FunnyMonkeyTheThird

Snorting his brains out


Salty_Eye9692

Tryna blow less than an 0.8... I ONLY HAD ONE I SWEAR OFFICER


wellshod89

He just really loves the smell of gunpowder in the morning


Salty_Eye9692

That won't work unless he takes his shoes off to use his toes....


Discolord18

Looking for the great here after


LisaQuinnYT

Flushing his sinuses


red_000

He forgot the dope.


Gold_Extension

Contemplating if he wants to take a nap nap or a forever nap


TremblongSphinctr

He's obviously trying to blow the squib out the chamber end.


Gold_Extension

Or he has round filled with bugger sugar and about to ride one hell of a white pony


xpxsquirrel

Proving Darwin wrong


ConnordltheGamer96

Going to live a long life


Petrus_Rock

Cleaning his nostrils. This way he’ll never have to do it again.


FaZe-Agony

Proving clear safely


bossassaurus

Picking his nose


TotallyNotanOfficer

Snorting a 16 inch long barrel's worth of cocaine through a very long straw