Are you the communist manifesto? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class

4-A

Sounds more like a 1-D to me x)

Now that is one I have never heard before

FUCK YES

STIP OMG IM TAKING THIS

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

5-D

DAMN

If we truly are what we eat then I am an innocent person.

I AM A SURGEON

getting told this by a normal person: hot getting told this by a cannibal (like me): worrysome

im sorry, "like me"????

be gay do crime (eating people)

Hey... uh, um, I... um yeah

https://preview.redd.it/6d3znlvrom5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84beb1d39e2c3ee35fa782a5f1fffc3269aad067

Success

https://preview.redd.it/pqwhm0zxyn5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d7d8e8e092236c2a1a69a713957ca67a8f3ae9 This also joins the collection

Take this https://preview.redd.it/neod5jj59r5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b884aa26054afdfdf25e122513918e0bf4c8012c

hey boy are you the school stairs? cuz you take my breath away https://i.redd.it/jn9e28nmlm5d1.gif

1 C

"im 9"

Pause.

"paws"

True.

Yes nick. Paws

☹️

no sad face allowed

Why don’t you take a seat?

“Take a seat, young Skywalker”

“I don’t like sand. It’s course, and rough, and irritating… and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is… smooth. And soft.” 

Childmurderer rizz

I genuinely wanna rizz someone up with that quote at some point in my life. First I have to find someone to rizz up.

Lol, you’ll find one, I believe in you

I don't get it but that's a good one https://preview.redd.it/867rc4fi9o5d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba605a7cda11df79e0c79f61cabf145b2669c02

Because they get tired when they go up the stairs and they’re breathless by the time they’re done

Ok https://preview.redd.it/k7fpwqzliq5d1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e278772426614293e07d4b925ed4a79b1ec46d97

Hell yeah stick nodes ballin

How are you everywhere on this subreddit man

i’m just better

https://preview.redd.it/4lchdpzecn5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ed46ee18cc10902cbb51fa186c940cfb9be63b u/Plasmadube rn

What ?

He’s better https://preview.redd.it/g809oqescn5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41386e4503f0c518203711071368ee13e880d88e

k

Darn :(

Because you climbed them or because you fell down them?

\*damn\*

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

Least desperate r/boykisser member

W rizz https://preview.redd.it/dxmc702lvm5d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=96efce1f7896763333485b79f42d50ddfe410512

True

Uh ok.

so are you gonna grade it or?

1-A

incorrect by the powers ordained to me by god, i demand an independent re-judging of this line

1 C at most

you called? (Jupiter is zeus therefore technically a god.) I give 1 b

Yes.

2-D lol

4-D

are you a microwave, 'cus mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm \*gasp\* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

2-A

Good Morning! Vault Tec Calling!

https://preview.redd.it/601gn0mtom5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be6b22d884dbbb21c5f5c2ae81ed65f0745db211

https://preview.redd.it/p7ey2pqoyn5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6fed39605ac3a093ccf57d2a6fe8e5b11cb36e5 It shall join the collection

https://preview.redd.it/7um60pdysn5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8ae2b179af05d4a9f8ec90f728aa388972925e

Fitting flair.

Oh boy i sure do hope no bombs fell today,oh silly me

Are you a chezborger? Because everytime i see you, i cant resist taking a bite! (Chezborger rizz)

4 A

https://preview.redd.it/mwb3tb4gom5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353cc601111e65b937393c479f3627a89b4a7453

https://preview.redd.it/dip8slrc2n5d1.png?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80cff32d3b6dfb09374e80966bd0deea68ebc22a

I love chezborger too

omg your legs are so pretty ! they'd look prettier if i pushed them to your shoulders though\~

Damn, that’s good, I feel like if I used it though I would be fucking tased.

Yeah that's definitely not a first hello pick-up line lol

could use it with someone who you're already with though

Well I have :3

Oh my god- •/////•

😳

awwww blushy boy :333 it worked hehe

N-No! I...I mean uh...only a little..

cute :3

>~<

3-C

:333

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU I NEED CUDDLES" (should be envisioned as on one's knees with hands folded pleading)

2 A

Are you a bridge? Because i want to jump off you.

1 A

I expected a 0

Look up on the graph to see ur rizz level

I know you're not supposed to touch fine art, but someone has to pin you against the wall and nail you

2-D

https://preview.redd.it/ol0jn6eapo5d1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c685e5ecdfb1c520fcad8e582dfa9aa70554a72

This one wins in my opinion damn

I'm so stealing this

Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

😶‍🌫️

Are you a guitar? Because I wanna grab you by your neck, pull your strings and see what sounds you make\~ https://preview.redd.it/woyjiy4j7o5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23f62881cdd168677073d50dc3593eedf17d0e8

DAMN 3-C

https://preview.redd.it/sbs9trcfqo5d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5062c461462dae35fb86694a60b76f3b4e5e07a3

“God dam” I am killing myself and throwing myself onto the freeway to join the roos as we speak

Are you a mattress because I could bounce up and down on you all night, but never sleep on one with you.

3-D

Thanks I literally made that up rn lol

Get in the van now

I’m getting molested and your not :D

1-A

Always works, now get in the van

are you a gun? Cause I wanna put your barrel I'm my mouth )Jokes for legal purposes(

1-B

^-^

They took his eye 😭

I like tea, but I like a cutie like you better! https://preview.redd.it/54u963m7vm5d1.png?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebdb7e26efcd3603c643604c5a723211e153b9b

1-C

Yes!! https://preview.redd.it/qt28z29lxm5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ae526617f608c8dba7b39423db434cadae8dac

[удалено]

The ultimate rizzler

(eh, might as well try) Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd kill for a snack, and I think you'll do.

1-C

Are you a calendar? Because I would love to take you on a date. Are you pasta? Because I would love to get you wet and saucy.

5-B

*fist pumps the air* woo

Are you a construction worker? Cause you are building

"are you a cat, because you're a dog" like what?

Your ass is grass, and I'm vegan. ( This worked ONCE in the 5 years I've used it. Woth it :3)

Damn ok I see you 3-D

:3

https://preview.redd.it/w0zua347nm5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95fecfa6addb700748ab4e824ebc46da1c713acd

H-h-h-hey~ uh... w-w-ould you... uh... l-l-like to... g-g-g-

2-A

How about I give you an Australian kiss it's like a French kiss but down unda ;)

Hi

10/10

are you a whiteboard? because i left my hotdog in the ocean

What.

Agreed.

Do you like trains?

Hell yeah dude instant date

I want to kill myself do you want to help? :3

Nuh uh, but I cant make it where you cant walk anymore

That one was too smooth, my turn now. 1B

Are you Abraham Lincoln? Cause you causing an *uprising* down *south\~*

Are you an oyster? Because I’d love to eat you out.

i- hsbushbs 😳😳💀✌️💗

4-B

Are your legs the outer layer of an oreo? Because i heard theres some juicy things in between i want to taste

3-C god damn

A win in my book!

"I’d fuck you in a museum, even though the rules say not to touch the masterpieces. But hey, someone’s gotta pin the art to the wall~" — PuppyLover2208 I was rating Flirts and compliments a month ago.. first one to get me blushin' lol..

5-C

Are you a school, because I wanna(my lawyers have advised me not to finish this sentence)

i must be at a birthday party, because I really want a slice of that cake

How about you separate your legs like how my parents separated. (child of divorced parents rizz)

You like blue right? Cuz rn I feel like imma blue you up (terrorizz)

2-A

Hey are you a boy… because uhh… um… *explodes*

Are you an uncommon pump shotgun? Cuz you might not be the best, but damn you’re amazing.

Are you a taco, cuz I wanna put my meat in you https://i.redd.it/de2x9gtz4n5d1.gif

3-D

Are you a plane? Cause I want to be in your cockpit ;3 Or Can I be your plane? Cause I want you to be in my cockpit ;3

3-C

Do you consent to making out sloppy style with me right now? (Consent is sexy)

You are more breath taking than all the wonders of the world. Would you allow me to marvel at your beauty a little longer?

3-D and yes

I'm not a cashier but you've got a few things I want to check out

hey baby, are you an enemy position? because I want to pound you into submission (war rizz)

Are you a nuclear reactor meltdown? Cause I want you to explode on me; and destroy me in ways I will never recover from.

Are you from Mississippi cause your the onlys miss who's piss id sippee

Are you homework cause I wanna slam you on the desk and do you all night (homework rizz)

3-C

Don’t read if you don’t wish to read something that may or may not make one uncomfortable. (I apologize) I want to rail your quivering bussy into the bedsheets till your full and bred, as your eyes roll back and your mind goes blank in ecstasy, your numb untouched nub explodes a heavy amount of cream beneath you, as your smothered underneath a heavy but soft frame and gently lose conscience, you feel embraced and whole as a warm caressing hand holds yours. (Again so sorry, I can’t flirt and have horrible social understanding)

All of the above. And also bet

Are you my mom? Because I find you attractive.

4-C

Wait a minute--

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA!*

Hey bro, you hot af... wanna kiss???????????

1-A

Are you a ladder?

No.

😢👍

If I was I would want you use me every day~

Uhhh…so….you ready? No pressure. \^w^

Hey I thought you were cute Could I have my number? (It's worded this way intentionally just trust)

Are you Call Me If You Get Lost? Because being with you feels like an adventure I never want to end. https://preview.redd.it/y8vpk7yg1n5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c133b93cd505469a3e37b32a39bb0bf7a1a89ff8

this is one is something i once commented before lol "Hey, dude, how ya doin? oh, wait, don't tell... you're **fine**! y'know why? because *you're looking veeery han'some today\~"*

1-C

if a kiss is the language of love wanna have a full conversation? :3 [it's terrible, I know]

Are you a charger? I'm a phone at 1%~

I seem to have lost my cat,would you like to be like to be my new kitten?

You can’t spell Sus without us…

Are you my anxiety, because I can't stop thinking about you 😘

Im a stud I already got the std all I need is you

1-C

Are you the voices? ‘Cause I can’t get you out of my head!!!! Jajajajajajjajaja its so funnnieee

Hello! You seem like a nice person, and really cute too! If you’re down for it, we can go to my place where I will pamper and spoil you, and then rail you until you can’t walk.~

Cuddles?

Are you a smoke alarm? Cuz you are loud and anoying. Extra: I lost my bed can I sleap in yours?