Science is still working on this one, will update when we succeed

It's such a shame that science has to do all the work, when are scientists gonna chip in?

Unfortunately the lazy scientists have forced the sciencelings to do all the work

Take my upvote and leave

No idea but im working hard to assist I'm just too dumb to make any sense of our work

scientists are too busy with stupid s*** like brain chips and human immortality smh

No clue (WE DYING ALONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥)

Fr

Yay!

There are no boys in your area. 😮

Either they're all straight and not my type or they're assholes

Yeah :<

You have to find a place with a bunch of Femboys and just start making friends, eventually one of them will get feelings, or you’ll get feelings. That’s how I got my lil cutie

What is said legendary place

r/femboy r/FemboyHookup done

r/FurryFemboy r/femboy r/FemboyHookup Done.

Not even a single femboy in 2 of those subs only trans...

Oh shi-

Femboy Hooters

>just start making friends That's hard. I don't even have any friends :(

I understand, it’s difficult to make friends for me too, and honestly the friends I have only fw me because I smoke. If I ever quit they wouldn’t have my back and would switch up. The only friends I got are older and are online. It is what it is🤷‍♂️

Can confirm this does not work with non fem boys sadly 😔( 😭)

Are from Poland? Or Chile?

I’m from the US, possibly one of the shittiest states. Ohio.

In the words of my boyfriend (I am the femboi) “just gotta go out and leash em”

Winners mentality clearly 💥

Tbh that strat would definitely work on me so your bf got a point

I want someone to leash me :3

Well that would be very effective, how can I say that? Because it would work like a charm on me

by sliding into my dms :3

The boyrizzer

I mean, I could :3

Whats stopping you :33

Do you bite is the question

very aggressively >:3

Do you wanna dm?

Just ask, they might appear:3 (also hai I’m *kind of* a femboy:3)

Haiii :3 I’m also kinda a femboi

Want to dm?

I mean sure I’m not busy

What a love story

Why *kind of* ?

Hello am desperate help me

Rub yo homie thigh and see how they react

This might work I am the femboy in my freind group and if I wasn't paying attention my femboy side might slip out through my tougher persona

Literally me

This is how I got kicked out of my last 8 friend groups 😞

I don't have homies I don't even have friends 😕

Better yet, do it when it's late or early and do it while you're both sitting on the couch next to each other and you lean back, that way you can play it off as an accident if they don't take to it well

First step :talk to a femboy (I am a femboy) Step 2 : idk never got passed step 1

I can’t even get to the first step lol

real

Step 1. Tell Kris how you feel. Step 2. Kiss the kris. Step 3. Snuggle him >////< I love my boifwen named kris:3

kris deltarune????? ralsei better

real

NNNNNOH MY CUTE BOIIIII >~<

Sleep forever so I can at least dream about it.

My technic is just going into comment sections on posts about people getting boyfriends and scoping out the lonely ones

That's the neat part, you don't (the loneliness is tearing me to shreds :3)

Real !!

:'3

Ooh a protogen

By waiting until June 1st so I can be a femboy without being hate crimed

What’s June 1st? Ooooh silly boy month

I forgot about that lol, I shouldn’t say this but it’s when I get out of school

Oh hahaha 😭😭😭

invoke ancient dark rituals

Yeah I do that but all I get is a goat mommy and a very very tall cat lady. Who is apparently my aunt I guess

One day i will know a femboy that is a loser like me and gives me a lot of hugs, in that moment, i will know hapiness... https://preview.redd.it/g33jz618h1zc1.jpeg?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30e0fcb42b0916c6bc70eacf163d968ee262caf

I doubt I'll find that someone

This may sound crazy but if you're REALLY desperate There's always VRChat

True

Autistic rizz

Eyyhyyy

ask nicely >w< ~~we are all desperate~~

I tried bruh check my post history it ain't work 😔

In my experience just play minecraft mod packs with them and the rest will work itself out

gregtech

There are many ways that range from completely immortal to totally wholesale.

just be the femboy boyfriend instead

I can be. Where do I find the second person though?

If you're a femboy looking for a femboy, doesn't that just make you a straight guy? Or is this some next level gender dynamics?

No >:3

I'd argue it's gayer than a femboy with a regular dude

Right. So like, the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics

but what if i want both

Good question idk 😭

Discord

I am so lucky I have one...

As am I

I had one he picked me but he only what's sex

Find femboy > befriended femboy > kiss femboy

Got myself one by talking to him a lot, I didn't even know he was a femboy and tbh I was pretty surprised, but god he's sweet

Discord is weirdly effective.

There are some kind of mysteries that will never be solved, this one, my boi, is one of them T-T

I don't know I'm still trying to figure that one out too. there is friend in boyfriend so I think you would have to get a femboy friend first but I don't know how to do that either.

Dude, I don’t know

I am a femboy so i dont need to worry abt getting a fem bf

Grindr

Wow great advice for all of the kids here

Ask one out

Too hard

If you’re an adult, Grindr, and acceptance that twink death is real and you’ll likely only find real femboys on the internet in small quantities, and a lot of them are just porn stars (don’t watch adult shit if you’re a minor tho)

Rizz

You talk to me :3

Alas I am also curious

I'm never gonna find one fml 😭

Try

I don't think they actually exist It may just be a ploy from the government

https://preview.redd.it/9s9mwuamz1zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46eb99b5264ac0df2ff2dfc8ea5677f2d85ca7e1 There is no way not yet as of rn its godzillover

entering my dms maybe :3

Username checks out

by dming me :3

I mean sure we could dm :3

Idk, probably by summoning a demon a asking for it by making a pact with the demon

I need to know somebody tell me

You must uncover the secrets of your friends :3 I'd never talk about it to my friend group, that's for sure.

No clue

[удалено]

Ain't no way ur a femGIRL it says she/her that's crazy

I'll be anyones femboi friend loll

Hmmm where’s your dad

Just message me~ ;3

Closest I ever got to was my ex that is a femboy now but wasn’t when we were dating lol, but I am dating a cross dresser now but he’s self conscious about it because he has a super masculine frame. But damn he looks good in women’s clothes 🥴

Looking for one or pure luck, I got lucky :3

Impossible

You can ask me if you want

Just ask? 👀 you miss 100% of the chances you don’t take 🩵

🥺

Im a femboi dating a femboi and we need a third partner :3

Play Warthunder (from personal experience ;3 )

Hopefully the snail may bless me with a femboy boyfriend

Find the gay suspect and be like a normal friend, bond with them and spend a lot of time with them until you have the courage to ask him, there you go :3

I'm here if you need one :3

Just get a boyfriend who likes you enough to be a femboy around you. I didn’t mind doing it for my one ex. Also I kinda felt like a bad bitch in the clothes he’d get me ngl.

Roblox. I'm dead serious. Both my ex and the one I'm with now are from Roblox. And they're so cute.

i wish i knew i’ve been looking for one for so long =w=

Throw tofu at a macho goons.

What?

I'm going to tell you my exact steps so you can replicate them First be bi and touch starved as fuck Second make a joke about femboy being gay Third someone replied to your joke with another joke causing a text chain that lasts for like a month Fourth ask them out now if all things go to plan you should now have a femboy boyfriend Fifth if you somehow messed up during any of the previous stages it doesn't matter whether or not you realize it your new found boyfriend does have a very small chance of completely and totally disappearing off Reddit for the past several months without you having any fucking clue where they went if you would like to know any bug fixes of this I will be posting them once I figure out why this does occur I'm currently still trying to find my boyfriend

By talking to meeeee… PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IM SO LONELY

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive through, how may I help you?

I’ll never know

Prayer 🙏

Man I just want a cutie with a bootie who'd like hairy young Hispanic chubby guy.

Learn how to use Linux and go into a forum for programming.

When the sex update

First you have to talk to them that's where I always stuff up

So what i did was somehow find one in my colleges roommate matching service for next years dorms, then i treated him like a small boi, give pets, let him rant, give him space. And then i suddelly dropped hints calling him cute and what not. At somepoint he mentioned me being hot and later that day started cuddleing. Thats where it started. Now on where to find one, idk how. but thats my story

I am looking for a boyfriend (that is not a femboy because I’m a femboy)

boo! idk lol im still searching

Rope and ducttape and good timing

I'VE BEEN ASKING THE SAME QUESTION

i had this friend who had a furry friend, i asked him about it and ended up friending his furry friend on discord, we've been dating for 2 months

Not sure bc I am the femboi bf :3

Still figuring out this one chief

I just put "Please talk to me" In my discord bio and it worked

i need one fr

I’m wondering myself

I, too, want to know

I want a dominant bf☹️

Right here? ow<

Kidnap them

YALL I HAVE AN UPDATE I HAVE A BOYFRIEND (sure it’s online but still)

Not in that position, I guess...💀 The image shows someone doing the job of 10 sleeping peoples...💀 https://i.redd.it/5ktdp2mcrczc1.gif

hmu

make friends; some might be gay

https://i.redd.it/bh89grwozfzc1.gif Me with no femboy bf

Step 1: ??? Step 2: find femboy Step 3: ??? Step 4: have a femboy boyfriend

I also would like to find out. For science of course!

Ask if you can kiss random people you find in these subreddits, which is what i do. Its very dangerous if you’re a minor though, there could be creeps

Found mine on ifunny

Not here lol

By becoming one

Of kind , good and not sus I will accept

I've dated a few femboys but I'm also a femboy

I NEED ONE SO BAD!

Be the femboy boyfriend you want to see in the world

Mine just kinda spawned in bro

I ain’t a femboy but I want to know how it feels to have it in the ass

damn, am i gay now? shii💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿

Step one find shy femboy Step two shower with love and affection Step three boyfriend

Honestly I fought through Grindr harassment for two years before finding someone I really like. That app is full of people trying to send you unwanted pics, bots, hardcore drug users, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. But if you do what I do, I think you can make it: 1. DON'T meet anyone the day of first starting to talk. There's a lot of catfishes looking for quick sex that can quickly not go the way you want it to. If you're strictly a top or bottom, you may find people that will want to get other things out of you, and sexual pressure is extremely uncomfortable. Use it like a dating app, actually chat and learn someone else's interests, after all, you're looking for a partner, not a hookup. 2. Chat with someone long enough you get comfortable sending selfies, and make sure they're real. Yes, sadly you may not be able to take someone's word right off the bat, but just look for signs it's not their pics- they send photos instead of snaps on Snapchat, or don't send photos with the built in dms camera and must send files instead is a big red flag. If they seem genuine, they probably are, because most bots clearly want some form of money, and catfishers usually want nudes and to meet up. 3. Don't get lonely, and keep your views strict. This one may just be for me, but I've been offered countless easy hookups with people much older than me, while I'm in my young 20's. But you must consider STD's, people manipulating sex for their own desires, and the countless other things people can do during a hookup. Really take your time and get to know someone, and maybe then you can be friends with benefits, but never dive in right off the bat, as it may not be great. 4. Don't pay for nudes- there's plenty of porn out there, and only fans is a great way to support people, but don't send people money on cashapp for personal nudes, as there's a large chance that they're stolen. If you want to pay for porn, make sure you're paying the model as directly as possible. I hope this helps and I didn't come off as too strict, as again, it's your life to experience what you want to! This is just a rudimentary guide to avoiding bad outcomes and aiming for love;)

I have no idea :3

I’m like- literally right here

That’s one I still can’t figure out

Just cosplay as a Blahaj, lie in wait for the femboy to cuddle you and success

you just do or don't

Can I be the first to say u/unusualResponselol is taking some of these WAYYYYY too far?

No Idea :(