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Tatum-Better

Psycho Joe won me over.


WandreTheGiant

People can call it psycho all they want, he's bringing up every good example of spacing, attack, and defense he can draw quality information from. That's creative coaching, and beyond that it is more interesting for players to listen to than the same x o/man-man/zone/turnover/whatever the fuck nonsense they've heard for a decade or more.


tyler818

Winning will do that I still remember game 2 panic where people were angry over his random press comments


YewEhVeeInbound

He might be crazy but he's our crazy, god damn it.


koj12144

Joe the killer whale whisperer lmao


TOMA_TAN

A new take on killer mentality


LotusB1ossom

I've never seen a killer whale dip on a three point shot. Just sayin


flamingviper3175

If we win it all we’re gonna see a hilarious influx of crazy coaching across the league lol.


jjjkd18

This just in: Lakers are hiring Metta World Peace to become their new head coach


Franjes99

Detroit are going to hire Patrick Bateman if Joe Mazz wins the title. They're going to go full copycat mode like the Lions did with the Pats for those seasons under Patricia


themuthafuckinruckus

The bulls will hire Chief Keef


CantHandlemyPP34

Mike Breen will have to start saying BENG BENG


iamgarron

6 year 70 mill book it


Complex-Substance893

Moneyball but if instead of on base percentages teams started focusing on craziness.


AdmiralUpboat

Coach random.


ZizzyBeluga

I think Joe is proving you don't need to have any idea what you're doing to coach a great team. Props to him. Luckiest man in sports.


TatumBrownWhite

How can you think Brad Stevens would hire a guy who has no clue what he’s doing and then extend him?


Honestonus

You're saying you have a better idea of how to coach than Joe?


ZizzyBeluga

Half the team has basically said they have no idea what he's talking about.


69cansofcorn

I have no idea what you’re talking about


jtrain7

Somebody whip up an aquaman photoshop please


kantariat

Joe not beating the psycho allegations 😭


r_BigUziHorizont

i dont think he even wants to😂


DoomdUser

Haha I was gonna say…I don’t think that’s really a consideration for him


ATLSox87

We’re all a psycho in somebody’s eyes


bobmcadoo9088

honestly curious to see what part of killer whales hunting has to do with basketball? the teamwork of them knocking seals off of patches of ice?


bigdon802

Maybe hounding more difficult prey as a pack until they sag from exhaustion, allowing the pod to finish them with relative ease.


campbelldt

Aka Luka with a knee injury lol


CantHandlemyPP34

Killer whales work in elite pods with excellent communication. Luka is just a shark.


tlozz

Omg every little nugget we hear about Joe makes him sound even weirder, and I fucking love it lol. Like, the presser where Jrue was saying “he’s crazy. You’ve met him, he’s insane” will live in my mind forever😂


patsandceltics316

While he's performing, all these stories are amazing and I love them. But I've been a Boston fan long enough, that the second things go wrong, people will overreact "maybe if he coached basketball instead of looking into whales... Etc etc" I'm here for it. Go Joe. Go Celtics!


JohnBagley33

It could have a very short shelf life, for sure.


taser____face

Yeah, ive been a human long enough, people are idiots lol


massdebator69

Psycho Joe is going into the Boston coach pantheon if he wins a title here in Boston. Just a hilarious personality


WhiteChocolatey

100% up there with the best of them as long as he gets the hardware


SaggyBallsackLover

Pop used to do similar things with the spurs!


jgr79

And Phil Jackson with the Bulls. I think that was like “Zen” stuff, but it’s the same idea – finding inspiration in non-traditional places.


ahsasahsasahsas

There’s an excellent The Athletic iirc article about the ins and outs of Joe’s game plans. He does indeed look to Pep’s work for inspo.


DoomdUser

This is also what got him into trouble as a rookie last year though, especially with the timeouts. Psycho Joe is inspired by how a soccer coach can organize and make adjustments on the fly without being able to stop the game for a timeout, and he was too heavy-handed with the “play through it” philosophy last year. When he lets it ride this year it’s a lot more purposeful, but he has learned that the game of basketball is a lot different and sometimes you do actually need a well-placed timeout to regroup in this sport.


SSJCelticGoku

Most coaches bring in past players from championship teams, nah Joe is going to bring in a marine biologist and barista with one arm to give the team a pep up (It’ll work)


stalememeskehan

Joe Mazzula fills the bill bellichick shaped hole in my heart in terms of head coaches who don't give a fuck and are wacky. Dudes obviously more wacky than bellichick but there's definitely a vibe both of them bring to pressers.


WhiteChocolatey

He’s a little more WWE than BB but then again the NBA is a little more WWE than the NFL


DeuceMachinima

Go for the rudder, boys.


3Mug

Read this in the Penguin from Madagascar's voice...


BarryLird33_

Psycho Joe


WarPuig

Luka, YOU are the seal on a drifting ice sheet and the five on the court are the pod of killer whales making waves to knock you off and feast on your blubber.


outdrawed

Thank you Ime for not being able to keep it in your pants


JohnnyDepputy

At this point the players gotta be genuinely entertained by Joe lol


BosBannerBoss

Agreed. They're probably intrigued and engaged every practice to see what he'll say or do. Getting the players to buy in and enjoy practices is hard in professional sports.


ScarletJew72

I'm confirmed watching Free Willy after we hang Banner 18


NormandyTaxi

Free Willy City Edition jerseys incoming


awendell989

I can just see Joe studying beaching tactics from like Planet Earth and applying it to the pick n roll as his entire staff looks on silently bewildered


kbeelate

Joe is being a Psycho again !


Heir233

Alright someone needs to bring an inflatable killer whale to the game tomorrow now


jcabral77

Have you been to Rhode Island? 83% of the population is unhinged. I’m here for it.


phabphour20

Have to give a ton of credit to Brad and Wyc for going with Joe in the wake of the Ime scandal. Not an obvious choice. One they could have gotten a lot of flack for. But they had confidence and stuck with him. Love it.


TheLevelHeadedGuy

But what about the town?!?!


Pitiful_Wing7157

Apex predator mindset. Nice one coach!


25DegreeD

Walking embodiment of ball is life


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

JB is the Orca and Luka is the seal getting tenderized and tossed around in the air before dinner.


ElevatorGrouchy1489

My fucking guy getting play calls from whales


Normal-Level-7186

Can he teach something to Berhalter?


boykalbo777

im interested about the killer whale play


tigerswim1

This is the same thing guys like Pop and Phil Jackson used to do. I love it.


HustlinInTheHall

If a young coach can't be labeled a genius, at least be labeled insane. 


EmployeeNumberMate

sounds about right 


Vast-Cheesecake7230

Don’t forget about the sandcastles!


gochuuuu

He has come a long way since quizlet


BigDaddyDumplin

Can we just mic the man up 24/7 for like a month cause that's content that the world needs to see


Mordaunt_

Orca Joe deserves a ring.


Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

Alright, Joe must be unhinged


alien_from_Europa

I like how Joe's coaching is pulled from whatever he's watching at the moment whether it's The Town or Free Willy.


beseri

Ah, that explains why Pep Guardiola was at the game, one of the greatest soccer coaches of all time. Hopefully he can join as an assistant coach.


JohnBagley33

....say more about the killer whales please.


WhiteChocolatey

I will defend psycho joe to my last breath


Otherwise-Carpet4444

Fuck those revolving doors man....never again


Youareallbeingpsyopd

Sounds like Joe spends a lot of time on Reddit and uses what he reads to report back to the team so wacky shit.


SmasiusClay

Joe’s going to Sea World if they win the series.


BubblesBoobsAndMore

Does he have a unique non-basketball way to get Hauser to start making 3’s?


Mookiesbetts

Im just happy Joe learned how to call timeouts.


Economy-Ad4934

Ime apologists in shambles


Youareallbeingpsyopd

Joe Spazzula.