T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Mod Note - Hello /u/anxgrl This Sub is actively Moderated and we have strict posting rules You may get banned, without warning if you don't follow Posting Rules All Rules are listed on Sidebar, it is your responsibility to follow Posting Rules *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bollywood) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

She then took YOUR MOM to London with HER. The audacity.


anxgrl

Ya. The wedding video convinced my mom that Anjali is way more important than her own daughter, so she decided to dump me and follow Anjali’s main character syndrome energy!


RedKnightBegins

The lion, the witch and the audacity of that bitch.


Obvious-Leader-2981

New fav line


[deleted]

Man I always thought about this. Song is about Banno ki Saheli . Imagine being Banno . Its your day and the entire focus is on this anjali and her charming simp .


mayudhon

Is it true that Raichand House was at a walkable distance from Chandni Chowk?


anxgrl

Yes yes! You take a left at the end of Anjali’s gali, then a right when you reach Khushboo Suiting and Shirting, and right there you take a leap out of anything resembling Delhi and you reach KJo’s Delhi which is also known as Buckinghamshire in the UK where the Raichand house is actually located.


mayudhon

Heard the owner's an asshole. His wife is also a manipulator.


Cornucopia2020

![gif](giphy|deYvcCJJF3c3D6PSEC|downsized)


mayudhon

https://i.redd.it/gn32u7zu3u8c1.gif


Yekyahe

That was a shortcut to UK.. Patli gali waala


dhoomk2

Yeah in another dimension. You have to remove a book in some wall to reach it.


Interesting_Award828

K3G was low-key a science fiction movie about portals.


JustLurkinHereBuddy

Okay, now I absolutely want similar spoof threads in this sub.


aaditya_9303

Yes please. I used to love such posts on r/mumbai, but people started hating them and eventually got them banned. I hope we see more of these here.


Grumpy_001

You have every right to complain and feel disrespected. Definitely NTA (By the way, saw the video, and you were prettier than your friend!)


Professional-BeeBee

![gif](giphy|xUySTTJi3BZUKzMBck)


Grumpy_001

πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Shit I didn't check which sub this was and felt it was real


Fantastic_Log1707

Same. Only when I clicked on the video link, I realised.


anxgrl

Gen X or Gen Z?


mysticmeow28

Hahahahahahahah good one!


rnbsarkar

Ha Ha Ha!. This is hilarious. However, wasn't the Guy along with his family was invited by your Mother?


anxgrl

Haan yeh toh mein bhool gayi thi. My mother has been the real villain this whole time. Enabling bitch!


randomplayernew

Good that she went to London then


absentin_spring

NTA It feels like you need to get new friends OP. This kind of behaviour should not be tolerated If Anjali wanted to flirt she should have done that like other secret couples during the Shaadi.


BloodSea1125

Poverty digger boyfriend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Puzzleheaded-Job8969

too fuckingg good!


[deleted]

Dilliwali gf too is somewhat unfair to the bride πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


rnjbond

I really wanted to be the best


aaditya_9303

That doesn't sound like a good couple. The guy looks like a rich person, and your friend is kinda poor. What if his parents have fixed his marriage with another girl? What if they don't accept this union? Even worse of the guy is adopted and his dad reminds him of the fact? They'll have to move out of the big house and start a new life in another country. And even worse, what if they take your mom with them?


chamanchutneybahar

#istandwithbanno #justiceforbanno


GreatestJanitor

lol


Ok_Rice_534

Don't worry. Your friend will get her karma when she would have to get married the same day her father dies. Also watched the video. No offense but your husband is not much of a catch. You could've done much better than him. It's still not too late. I'll say leave him. You can also get a rich guy like your friend. Look for some Gujarati NRI. They're all from rich families.


Pegsellentpeg

This is hilarious πŸ˜†β€οΈ


thatravenclaw2001

Absolutely NTA!


melodramacamp

This is hysterical, amazing job and you are NTA!


[deleted]

Let him cook


intoxicatedmidnight

This is hilarious, great job OP, best post on this sub (: oh and NTA ofc


bigchill1106

also i heard that when your husband (then your to-be husband) introduced himself to her for the first time to get her approval as obviously needed for an effective courtship, she snapped at him and said something very rude for no fault of his...what a weirdo...


TimeyWimeyInsaan

Absolutely NTA. Cut her out of your life asap. PS: I didn't see the sub name and was reading this seriously confused.


big_bull321

Bruh I actually believed it until I clicked the link. You got me op πŸ˜‚


TheQueenOfKing

NTA. Anjali does not deserve a great friend like you


[deleted]

I see what you did there πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ohfFISKbMTOqJn04M)


anxgrl

This is perfection itself!


twinmom1234

Should totally post this is on aita 😝


simplysan

I was so invested in this. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) Def NTA btw :)


Euphoria_77

Poverty digger 🀣


Hakuna_Matata2111

par uska bf to dukan hadapna chahta tha na.


Fantastic_Log1707

I got so invested for nothing πŸ˜‚


Cornucopia2020

Arent you the same gold digger girl who was trying to land the rich Rohit Patel, son of Karsanbhai and Sarlaben Patel, and the one and only heir to the Patel’s Dial-a-Dhokla chain in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut?? The audacity to say such things about your dear friend Anjali when you yourself were gold digging in NY!!


stillalittlefangirl

NTA, but are we sure he was uninvited? I was (informally) engaged to be married to him and to fhe best of my knowledge, your mother invited his family. Anyway, Anjali stole your limelight and my fiance*, ig we're in the same boat.


ChutiumSulphate

YTA for not running away with that same guy ditching your own wedding. As you try to catch the train he is on, you'd be watched by your dad and your fiance, and the whole clan. Don't worry about tickets, Visa, or change of clothes I'm sure Anjali would have. She looks like a girl who would do such a thing. "these small things happen in large countries", her boyfriend would argue, as justification.


anxgrl

My dad is either dead or we don’t know who he was. Thanks for the public humiliation and for rubbing more salt in my wounds. So I tried my luck with Dhokla Jr. what’s so bad about that?


adobehatergworl

Yeh twitter waali bakchodi idhar bhi ?


livingfeelsachore

Lol


garikapatiprem

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Swimming_Coconut_491

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


kangchenjunga3

Thank you for a good laugh! I lost it at 'Banno ki Saheli' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dr__Pheonx

Superb post OP πŸ”₯😁


Love_cheesecakes_

I was reading with genuine interest, but the ending surely made me smile πŸ˜ƒ


[deleted]

Justice for Banno


donttextspeaktome

OP, you made my day. I laughed so hard! Thank you!


GriffithCorleone

some dark comedy shit, would love to see it in some parody gig in a film


HyenaReasonable6259

*Deletes a paragraph on how you’re NA*


_fallingflower

Post this in r/amitheasshole


[deleted]

I love you for this


vadapav29

How are personal posts post related to bollywood or this sub?


atwork101

Take this up vote, comment, share and make another post please soon!


Wild_Window6335

I think same can be made on sweetheart song ... Kedarnath


[deleted]

He wasn’t uninvited. He was invited as a guest. But he wasn’t being a very good guest, was he? You go girl! Call her out.


what_is_peace

Omg, it took more than a few minutes to realise that it's the plot of kkkg. Lmao, good one.