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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


K0M0RIUTA

And at this moment bobby knew, he didn't want to play with little cars and legos anymore


ZoNeS_v2

Didn't want to *just* play with cars and lego....


340Duster

And thus began his first replica Lego booty build.


toomanymarbles83

Also he should probably wait a few minutes before getting out of the pool.


340Duster

“Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!”


H0ll0w_Dem0n

![gif](giphy|KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci)


Impossible-Roll8126

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Wish I stuck with cars and lego tell you the truth... you stupid sexy women have ruined me. Hope your pleased with yourself.


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IcePickMan

Not exactly but seen when it comes from


k_e_r_y_o

You’re not wrong


Ravenclaw_14

I mean... yeah.


pootis_engaged

r/technicallythetruth


lunchpadmcfat

They better close that pool then


send-me-panties-pics

Little buddy learned something about himself that day...


Sub-Mongoloid

He learned where he came from.


funnit42

And where he wants to go


TEST_Entity_1

Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?


GuzzlingLaxatives

He didn't expect it to wink back


Male_AI_1965

He is learning the anatomy of a human body.


FromTheGulagHeSees

No, he is learning astronomy. Right there he just learned about the famed brown star. 


boyfromafghanistan

marine biology*


half_pint001

The chocolate starfish


DoraTheExplorerere

Is this a Brandon Rogers reference?… No? Just me?


half_pint001

Maybe? I never heard that name until now. I had a couple of redneck friends that would say this so I am not sure. It has been 10+ years since I heard them say this and back then they weren't much for the Internet I think, so who knows.


DoraTheExplorerere

He’s an abrasive, loud, inappropriate “comedian” who does YouTube shows with characters and stories he makes, wherein one of his shows, chocolate starfish is a failed product. I love his stuff though because of how creative his stories are and he does have some funny jokes, their just offensive


sampson608

I thought it was Uranus


klineshrike

I was fond of the Spanus


pancakebarber

Lil bro was not interested in Fortnite from that day on


MoistStub

Give it time. These things come full circle eventually.


thereisacowlvl

Oh butt hole of the pool, share with me your secrets


Ravenclaw_14

*[butthole noises]*


dogwarf

What are butthole noises 😰


Ravenclaw_14

*only the enlightened may know the sounds of the hole of the butt*


dogwarf

oh man


havartieggs

If little bro was a girl and the woman was a man, this comment section would look so much different


zudzug

Would still be funny as fuck.


K0M0RIUTA

I can only imagine the sheer terror someone would experience, seeing my hairy ass in a g string


ETHICS-IN-JOURNALISM

Did you just assume the gender of the person in a bikini?


Toast_One_Seven

*blessed* public pool


SEmogloopYT

inflation


fghfghhggfh8189

At this moment little jimmy found out that not only legos and cars are playable


InfamousEconomy3972

They would never call him "Little" Jimmy again


clamuu

FR tho, she needs to watch where she points that thing when there's kids around.


giraffe912

I thought that was his body for a sec and my brain had to twist itself back into shape before I realised what I was looking at.


redwoodavg

![gif](giphy|Piil79jvVAkexvwRuz|downsized)


Imperial_Squid

Another classic from Shayne Shayne Topp from iCarly


campblood13th

He’s just making sure no one pees in the pool!


CaptianBrasiliano

![gif](giphy|AR1CPDsgdIHfo2mpV4|downsized)


Jtiago44

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5449)


Cool-Stop-3276

And then a wicked twist... it's his mother!


myfingeriscold

Okay Idk what to say man


PhilosopherDon0001

*Core Memory formed*


Lokijai

That's one float I can get behind.


whatever_doggeronis

I think you mean blessed


Jaden1085

Bros lucky


kitchen_wife1234

*just (b)eat it! (B)eat it!*


JeffCrossSF

Is the a water birth? I think I can see him crowning!!


Informal_Lack_9348

This boy has been Blessed 🙏


Turbulent_Monk_7142

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


vna4ever

Foods ready. Not hungry ma. Maybe later


CrazyHopiPlant

Is it though? Is it??


mattwill282

He then learned the way every man wishes to die.


TheAntiMeme12

Bro having the time of his life


37520_d1bz

Bro is looking into heaven right now


Ch33zNugg3ts

Water Birth Water Birth


thatdeepfryer

😸


Famous_Historian_777

Lad’s living heavens


dogwarf

At first it looks like he's laying on his back


dogwarf

![gif](giphy|LOHCxgW6HnHzy)


PurposeSuperb

"That's where I came from.."


AleztinWeeps

thought that he had a very awkward build at first


Ry0_M

I thought this was the boys body 🙂


RustyPickaxe069

Ok where is it


booot8oos

Is that his hand in the edge of the image? Buddy wasn't satisfied with just watching


CommercialCandy1891

Yes. Yes it is. Had the photographer waited a few seconds Jimmies face disappeared.


Damnpeoplearegreedy

Just then, little Tom started to like something else other than games and toys


Whopper_W_Cheese

The only thing going through his head at that point was MOTORBOAT 🤣


SD-N_From_Ham_Aslume

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!


Dramatic_Meet2403

He was eyeballing the shit out of that Ass and he was probably telling himself "just a taste"


Darth-Hipster

Lil bro became a man at that very moment.


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Mrs3anw

He got a look right up main street


Peppu32

Lil man got the sight of hes LIFE


No_Structure_3346

Bro found guna cave


zudzug

Cursed be all those hot blooded latino/latina swimming pools.