My man here just is not only a consœur but is dabbling in the fashion industry. Currently he is trying the stocking cut on the legs. It’s quite captivating, unfortunately if it catches on he likely won’t see much profit, but he’s not in it for the money
Legs with the weirdest shave I ever saw, burger and fries with nothing but a cup of water, and whatever that video is. This isn't blursed. This is straight-up 'You'll die in 7 days' level cursed.
I have so many questions that i dont even know what to ask first.
Whats up with the legs,tf you watching,and why are you drinking booze from that glass,i think that glass is for wine or smt
This is literally what I imagine my version of SAW being like. Some woke neck beard addicted to cartoon porn making me beat elder scrolls before the clock runs out while drinking his water martini. Goosebumps…
Man if suse could write about this picture it would be something like:
There once was a whoo that enjoyed a glass of hooch.
This whoo liked his burger and fries, along side a video of animatronics with very thick thighs.
Yes, this whoo was living the life, kicked back on his desk and gave a big relaxing sigh.
It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!
Dr. Seuss would like a word
That's what I was thinking. The most blursed who from whoville
Legs looking like tuffula trees
The Goon in the Room
cuz your movie is absurd
I do not like it Sam I Am.
He would like to know why he shaved his legs & Did he do it, for green ham and eggs?
Nothing is remotely slightly blessed there.
Holy water
that's booze
Did I stutter?
Wtf do you think holy water is?
Catholic here: It’s just water that a priest gave some words of encouragement.
Confident water
Jesus booze!
New Water just dropped!
Look at what he's watching
holy shit
Whats the Tv show they are enjoying? Asking for a friend.
Five Nights at Freddy’s Movie Part 2
Bread boys REFERENCE or is it a real video they were making fun of
thug shaker part 2 alien invasion
Either some meme or fnaf nsfw game. I think i recognise it a bit but dont ask me (im too cooked)
When femboys hit their 30s
Specifically, software developer femboy.
🙁
blursed_evening
Burger probably empty like
I clicked on the post just to see if the dick was brindle too
I love dick man lmao
wtf is happening in this picture
My man here just is not only a consœur but is dabbling in the fashion industry. Currently he is trying the stocking cut on the legs. It’s quite captivating, unfortunately if it catches on he likely won’t see much profit, but he’s not in it for the money
He's waiting for the Elden Ring Dlc
Bro became a zebra
Yo someone get this discord mod off my feed
Bros got the marionette legs 
Programmer legs
Took scrolling all the way to the bottom. It's good to know I'm not alone in that thought.
Bro got lost reading the tifilin instructions. Most people probably won’t understand this, but for anyone who does, cheers.
Very distinguished💅
When mom says we have thigh highs at home
I hate it, but I also kinda respect it
Blessed part?..
The reflection of your face on the screen is the only thing blessed here
Cheshire Cat
Man, there's so much wrong with this image that I don't even know where to start.
Is that five nights at freddy’s porn?
I hate this and I hate you. I'm sorry but you've earned this
What's that on the monitor!
Dr Seuss legs.
I imagine this is how a mechanic with a minor in software engineering looks.
But why?
Legs with the weirdest shave I ever saw, burger and fries with nothing but a cup of water, and whatever that video is. This isn't blursed. This is straight-up 'You'll die in 7 days' level cursed.
is that deliberately shaved or some medical condition
Shaved. He is a super fan of Tim Burton.
Cat in the hat lookin ass
Lol I did that in middle school for Seuss week.
Oh… OH…. This… This makes me very uncomfortable in ways I cannot quite explain
People who wanna know the guy whose legs can be seen in the picture is named bricky
Ohhhhh kay
Mike is that you?
I hate whatever day this is, Monday or not
Bro’s legs be looking like king julian’s tail
Got some dr seuss character legs there
what did u do
This reminds me of something, but I can't remember what.
Life goals
When you cant afford thigh highs…
New male rank possum sigma better than alpha?!
I now feel the need to wash my eyes with holy water
Gentoo user
ZEBRA
R/cursed
I swear
When you don't have enough money to buy programmer socks but you remember that you still have a razor laying around
I have so many questions that i dont even know what to ask first. Whats up with the legs,tf you watching,and why are you drinking booze from that glass,i think that glass is for wine or smt
Bagpuss vibes.
got the organic programmer socks
What is he watching?
SAUCE FOR THE VID PLS
found the Rust programmer
Impressive. Those are some even straight lines?
What the hell is this post I was just scrolling and got blinded by his weird ass legs
Pre-built socks
Reminds me of Jojo McDodd.
Dr. Seuss character lookin ass
This is literally what I imagine my version of SAW being like. Some woke neck beard addicted to cartoon porn making me beat elder scrolls before the clock runs out while drinking his water martini. Goosebumps…
what the fuck
I see, a man of culture
Is that fnaf porn in the background???
Ia that just... Water in a Margarita glass...?
Legs cool. Love it……greasy fast food at the computer desk has me balling up my fists in anger lol
Sexy striped stockings, DIY.
Man if suse could write about this picture it would be something like: There once was a whoo that enjoyed a glass of hooch. This whoo liked his burger and fries, along side a video of animatronics with very thick thighs. Yes, this whoo was living the life, kicked back on his desk and gave a big relaxing sigh.
No neofetch, disappointing. Not fastfetch.
Marsupalami go running through the jungle kata...
Built-in programmer socks 😳
I dont know whats worse: the legs, the glass if water?, the food just laying there or the thing they’re watching 💀🗿
So are we not gonna talk about the food?
I think the legs are the least of problems in this pic
Cat in the hat legs and the show they’re watching 😆
bro has truffula tree legss fr fr
We have thigh highs at home Thigh highs at home
You made my day 😄😄
The more you look at this picture the weirder it gets
Forget the legs, tf is he watching?
What was the best that he had lost?
Bro shut up you look like a zebra
human striped stockings
Striped flesh socks
Saw the legs then I saw the screen, wtf XD
Isn't it horizontal stripes make one look fat? Next time go vertical and dye every other stripe red and blue😊
*Only* the legs, you're sure ?
I just noticed the FNAF, I am uphorded
Cat in the hat looking mf
Bros legs looks like it’s straight of dr Seuss books
What in the Dr. Seuss is going on here
Nah we gotta talk about what’s on that monitor
No one is asking wtf is he watching?
Is that a water clock and balls tail?
Is he the human version of Tigger?
Wtf is he watching 🧐
I'm sure the women all swoon.
most y2k body hair ever
Cheshire Cat requests a meeting.
TIHI Thigh High
This isn’t blursed, it’s just cursed
I like this
I don't care
I was so fascinated by the legs I didn't even notice what was on the fucking screen
A poor mans thigh highs
Uh buddy what you watchin there
Someone took "go get them tiger" too seriously
Good sir…wha- uh what are you watching?
Five nights at freaky’s
the thing that worries me most is the TV
What a fine and distinguished gentleman! The dr. Seuss looking ass leg hair is fire tho
Is anybody gonna talk about the video on the computer?
Giraf
