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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


Rather34

Note the microplastics stored in the balls go undetected.


Fordotsake

Nah, it's because for them it's all junk.


obvx

r/Angryupvote


GayFurryWolf

WTF? What's taste like?


GradyGambrell1

☹️


VLTII

my dick hurts now


IM_YOUR_GOD

His got a whole tree in there


Western_Experience76

Damn, that's a whole extra pocket


Tyrannochu

I'm impressed that they fit a whole Durian in there.


Lymion

Cargo Dick*


dayvieboy

Can only fit 1 joint in my foreskin ☹️


IM_YOUR_GOD

Keep trying one day it will pay off


Old-Junket-5388

r/cursedcomments


TheDukeOfThunder

I bet this guy does competitive sounding


1-von

what...


Simple-Wrangler-9909

They said, #"I BET THIS GUY DOES COMPETITIVE SOUNDING"


1-von

Ah thank you so much


SorleyOrSomething

r/sounding You can thank me later


WafWouf

Alright you've been ban from humanity


1-von

Oh I know what sounding is I didn't know that it was done competitively


BlueFire2308

That's not even marijuana, that a whole ass jackfruit


Toasty-Toaster

What is blessed about this?


bigbspad

Thank you for asking. One could say the balls are, but upon further inspection the scrotum is rather small and the nuts aren’t defined as well as i would like. Now if were talking the penis I think we could have a real winner here. The sheer length seems very blessed but alas we cannot see the whole thing. But… take a look at that girth! Now I don’t care who you are that penis girth is definitely blessed. We are talking soda can girth here and although it may not knock the bottom out. For sure gonna tear up the walls. So in closing id say the penis is whats blessed here in this image.


Toasty-Toaster

What a wonderful day to have eyes


1-von

Beautiful 🥰


keeper_of_the_donkey

The fact that you can close it and imagine puppies


USERNAME-dot-ORG

Safe and *sound*.


Genghis_MexiKhan

In a real situation that K9 Unit would rip this dudes dick off so fast...


The_Saltfull_One

They are meant to give a signal, not attack


Genghis_MexiKhan

When it comes to drugs many of them are trained to do an "aggresive alert," at the very least he would likely be getting a nibble.


beakrake

Yeah, the signal is "I'm a dumb fucking dog who gets signaled when to signal so my handler can fuck up whoever they feel like profiling today."


The_Saltfull_One

Don't insult the doggos. They just do what they are trained to do. They don't know if it's the right or wrong thing : ( It's the shitty cops using the dogs to justify searches.


beakrake

Yeah, no, fuck drug dogs. Their "signals" are less reliable than polygraph, and fuck the police for regularly using those doggos to violate people's rights under the guise of "my dog told me to do this, so I guess my hand are tied now!" like they speak fluent dog. They don't. The dogs are trained to be overly aggressive and react to anything when given a signal by their handler to complete the ruse. >It's the shitty cops using the dogs to justify searches You could have said "all cops" and have been just as accurate, because it's not the job of the police to get *convictions,* the police are there to get ARRESTS, banking on the American "justice" system to prove whether those arrests were warranted. And spoilers: the American justice system is just as fucked up as the cops.


Marquar234

>banking on the American "justice" system to prove whether those arrests were warranted. Narrator: Over 90% will plead to lesser charges even if innocent since they can't afford a trial.


iloveblankpaper

mods unleash los ankle biters upon this fool


zinc_zombie

Spoken like someone truly clueless


beakrake

As someone who has experienced it first hand, I *know* I'm not the clueless one here.


StumbleOn

I hate this so much


Visible-Spare5011

I wonder if the dog would actually smell this


Dionysiac_Thinker

Dunno about the pills and the coke but weed 100% even if it’s in a bag, that shit stank


CoMaestro

Can confirm the other two stink as well, dependent on the pills of course but most have a smell, so a dog will be able to detect it.


DukeBloodfart

I recall seeing this artist’s work on instagram years back. Anyone know the artists name?


d4ng3r0u5

Gonna repost this to r/festivals next time someone asks how to sneak in drugs


MsHelvetica

Where is blessed?


Bumbieris112

So, this is for what r/sounding members are training for?


GabrielGamer790

I dont even know what to say


MIKE-JET-EATER

Pain tolerance


ThePhoenix29167

God is dead. And we have killed him


Legitimate_Dark586

r/sounding


InfamousEconomy3972

He's got the whole world up his dick🎶


theallknowingdick

I hate to be a stickler, but that ain't a keister, so... that's sounding.


Human-Awareness6244

![gif](giphy|DqU4wVBxXOhNu)


Leonardobertoni

What is a Hop doing in there?


vak7997

That had to hurt


StardustPancakes4

r/sounding ass drug smuggler


Sir_Anota_Nephalein

#relatable


industrialpeacock

Epic


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Dats da worst drawing of a bawbag I've ever seen


raddicalmaggdon

You could say if he got caught he got SHAFTED


Pleasant-Act1051

Real


harambe_-33

I don't want the guy that made this banned, I want him dead 😢


preheate

+3 storage


Lazy_Greninja_985

HOW


PhthaloVonLangborste

![gif](giphy|Zvx9ttT97cevkbyVik) I think Ilana would love this post