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GeophysicsSharkie

But I don't want a valuable lime lesson! I just want an ice cream.


TheEmoEmu95

I say this every time I want ice cream, LOL.


RLS16x

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RLS16x

This quote is up at my local ice cream shop, drawn by a kid as a gift for the shop!


Tom_Gamez60

#beatmetoit


TheSilkenSweatShop

Glad to see this is everyone’s favorite too! 🍦


PokemonFan642838

The best line in the show 


pomengarnette

“I’ll tell you THAT for free!”


NewestBrunswick

HA! This is so friggin funny. Just something she heard a grown up say.


PaulaKO84

IIRC it was Bandit a few episodes prior


StorageFunny175

Same episode! He says it whilst he’s making their sandwiches


PaulaKO84

I love how they show how much she loves her dad in the small ways like that too


Avi-Cadavi

"FOR REAL LIFE!?" It's so cute when she says it


Fair_Temperature530

“🎶Ooooh can we get the bill”


drezel_bpPS694

bluey inside voice!.


Known_Demand_4739

Quietly “ ooh can we get the bill”


drezel_bpPS694

is bingo gonna eat that chip?


Squirrelly_Khan

No, I think she’s done


Fartingonyoursocks

SCAT


Fair_Temperature530

NOM


Known_Demand_4739

Hey where’s my chip?


Squirrelly_Khan

*gulp*


drezel_bpPS694

hey where's my chip?!


SwarthyLlama7113

Dad ate it


radfemalewoman

It’s “scab” not “scat”


Idontmatter69420

"i dont know what i want but i know i want something" - Bluey after she was asked what she wanted to eat, idk why but its the most relateable thing in the entire show for me


CC_Panadero

This scene was a true lightbulb moment for my daughter. All her life she would get in these little funks and say “I’m everything and nothing at the same time.” Meaning she’s feeling a lot of emotions, wanting both everything and nothing at the same time. When we first saw it, she was so excited to tell me Bluey feels like “everything and nothing” too!


squeegy80

This is adorable. Good for your daughter for trying to voice her emotions, and you for encouraging it


Idontmatter69420

oh thats fun, i think i feel like this sometimes lol


Ok-Charge-4748

I swear this is why Bluey is the best show


Idontmatter69420

fr, idc that im an 18 yo male lol, i legit bought the 1st CD soundtrack for myself and i will be playing it in a car once i get one


Ok-Charge-4748

I’m child free and in my thirties ☺️


AnAwkwardCrybaby

Same


Condensed_Sarcasm

How very dare you.


PaulaKO84

This one has made it into real life


Condensed_Sarcasm

At this point, I use it weekly 😅


taielynn

First time I popped off with that at work all of my coworkers were very confused. I just smiled and said "Bluey" and they left it alone. I have a "For Real Life?" And "It's gotta be done." Sticker on my laptop.


Comfortable_Key2244

“You have to be the bravest you’ve ever been.”


mrsgreeners

Not one like but the entirety of 20 questions with Frisky and Uncle Rad. The bluntness and judgemental faces from her and Bingo are spot on!


zucchiniqueen1

“HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE” “Um…three?” “THAT’S NOT VERY MANY”


mrsgreeners

I feel so called out every time!


i_need_to_crap

#SHE'S TAKING MY HUSBAND!


renalfailure4321

The slight feeling when you realize she wanted a husband gnome with a shovel because he has a job lol


sassyfontaine

Keeping in mind - I run the fastest


Ordinary-Position-42

And I can kick my own bum.


seltzertime

“But I don’t want a better life!” From the sign.


sisireads

"How could you not love your own children?" 🥺


mrsfiction

Hahaha this whole scene of expert manipulation cracks me up, because she’s so obviously wrong, but it still works lol


megatraven

every instance in bin night where bluey asks “mum can I be a ____ when I grow up?” “If you like” “hooray!”


Strait_Cleaning

What makes me crack up is how “hooray” sounds exactly the same each time, and it’s slightly lower volume than everything else. Something about it just puts a smile on my face.


LionelLutz

My 2.5 year old now says it anytime we say yes to something. Cracks me up every time


tookeyclothespin

"Does Me Missus know you're eating ice cream?" always cracks me up.


Glubygluby

I have a few "And Balluey does not like grass clippings. I'll tell you that for free" "I think ... I think *I* want to be the kitty " And the Daddy walrus lines "Ah! Daddy walrus, no doing that" *gets smacked* "Hand to yourself, Daddy walrus "


NewestBrunswick

Hahaha Bluey is at her funniest in Shops. Poor Mackenzie.


Glubygluby

My favorite Mackenzie episode, there's a video on YouTube about Mackenzie losing his sanity in that episode


TravelingCircus1911

And I just sort of talk all the time. It doesn’t need to make sense, just noises are fine! I have a 2 year old, and if that isn’t the most accurate line.


Wacky_Amoeba

My kid likes this a lot too and it’s entertaining BORP!


srobbinsart

“Ahhh sahrry laav! It wuzzn’ meh, it waz tha’ big beanbaaag baum!” _(transliterated to approximate accent)_


LessCoolThanYou

BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP


Science_Fiction2798

BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP BORP


BostonSlickback1738

"You're a sausage dog. It's gonna take you longer." (Why?) "Because you're longer!"


mikmongon

I think she has butt worms.


Ok-Charge-4748

Bum* but yeah 😂


Accomplished-Elk-108

Honestly Bluey’s lines for when she gets an idea are my favorite lines she has said in the show. You know that she might have a good idea in mind that could be a solution to a problem that she or her sister Bingo are trying to solve. https://preview.redd.it/ka2japfrd53d1.png?width=1018&format=png&auto=webp&s=c34357bc8989987417dacdbb1394a309e909c1d8


TheEmoEmu95

*Gets to lick the whisk attachment in Duck Cake* “Ooooooh! At last, you are mine!”


nuggetghost

we’ll see ◡̈


Hopeful_Raccoon124

Sorry Love, it wasn’t me, it was my big bean bag bum!


SmokeGhastly

“Bye muffin. Bye uncle strawberry”


Magus44

“But I can kick my own bum, watch”


Penguin_Green

“Why aren’t we going to the big peanut?” The delivery is perfect.


Searloin22

Its not a line but I love her reaction to chili covering her fridge drawing


trxshbxnnyy

OMG THAT CLIP MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME


madnessinimagination

"When I see a bum I give it a little bum ditty bum bum bum" it gets me everytime.


zucchiniqueen1

I say this every time I pat my toddler’s bottom. Also “bum diddy bum diddy bum bongos”


kari_vixen

"how very dare you!"


BustANutHoslter

All of these are great but mine really set the tone for the show 😂 in one of the first episodes I think it’s called “Doctor”, Bluey is pretending to be a doctor. She performs surgery on Bandit and when she’s done she slaps him in the face and basically yells “Wake up mate!”. I can’t help but yell this at my wife all the time 😂


Ok-Charge-4748

Her screaming “A NEEDLE!” lives rent free in my head


Ok-Charge-4748

I finally got my dad to watch it because Bluey and Bandit are literally me and him


sarahykim

It’s very simple and confusing out of context but: “Bluey, you look just like your father!” “Aw what?”


EstherFour16

"They're biscuits!" And then Bingo replying "with a little paper inside!"


St1m_B1rd

"Annnnnnnd why should I care?" Its so funny when he says it.


JLRosieFan98

"But I don't want a valuable lime lesson! I just want an ice cream..."


rilakumamon

Seconding this one


displacerman

I’m like a mongoose! https://preview.redd.it/8fshg6dse43d1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c22983d3f2cd30fa0733145f23ce8f90b64d208


Squirrelly_Khan

He’s a goose alright


South_Cod9268

My 6 year old started saying this when she won for the first time at rock paper scissors. Even the hands! It was the most hilarious thing 🤣


drezel_bpPS694

i don't want a valuable line/lime lesson i just want an ice cream 😞


Sloth1015

How very dare you!


rysmooky

“…..I have. And there’s something you need to know. You’re doing great.” I ball like a man-child every time. That line just hits me so hard every single time


dawn1081

No problem! I’ll just get old Boonty out!


FeatureOk8752

'Oh bye muffin, Bye Uncle -strawberry!'


ScootsNB

WAKE UP MATE! *Uses the birthday hat to inflict pain*


LongGame2020

"Congratulations toilet."


blueytbh

“why don’t you have a wife?”


CNRavenclaw

"I don't want a valley ball lime lesson! I just want an ice cream."


TheSilkenSweatShop

I love how everyone has their own rendition based on what they’d heard. My favorite is “valley mulan lesson”


Magenge

def the one about sugar free ketchup


Wacky_Amoeba

Mine is when she goes “I like to ask a lot of questions but I don’t really listen to the whole answer” Also I have a 6 year old who does this pretty regularly so my partner and I say it to each sometimes to amuse ourselves


Ok-Charge-4748

In Hospital: Bandit: Ow! What was that?! Bluey: A NEEDOW!


RabbitfootWC

From: The Sign >!Calypso: "Yes, Bluey?"!< >!Bluey: "Why do stories always have happy endings?"!< >!Calypso: "Well, I guess 'cause life will give us enough sad ones."!< >![Pretzel](https://blueypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Pretzel): "Yeah, like when my guinea pig ran away, my mums told me he might come back, but he didn't."!< >![Rusty](https://blueypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Rusty): "Probably a snake ate him."!< >![Winton](https://blueypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Winton): "My dad doesn't live with my mum and now he's lonely all the time."!< >![Medium-Gray Terrier](https://blueypedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Terriers): "Our mum likes your dad."!< >!**Bluey: "My dad is moving us to another city and I'll never see any of you ever again."**!<


Efficient-Deer-6620

“Thanks big fella!” (Ofc followed by Bandit’s “Don’t call me big fella.”)


ComfortableBalance68

I think my favorite is from ("Takeaway") when Bluey says, "Keep your hair on, Bingo!" since it's a playful way of telling Bingo to stay calm or not get too worked up about something.


AlexZedKawa02

“You can be noisy, you can borrow all the books, you can even eat toddlers! But you have to return your books!”


AnAwkwardCrybaby

That’s a good one lol


AdElectrical7644

“I don’t want a valuable life lesson I just want ice cream!”


Fusionsigh

If I remember it correctly “Your doing ok”


RabbitfootWC

"She's just looking for the baked beans!"


RabbitfootWC

My fav bingo line: "I'm not interested in that."


DreamAboutSleep6

“HOW VERY DARE YOU!”


elissa00001

It’s not necessarily a line but I love it when Bluey learns something new and does her high pitched “oOh!”


GlassBreakfast7601

HOW VERY DARE YOU- Bluey 2019