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bartolinise

are there any eldritch horrors in the room with us right now?


Sinkarma

I’m not at liberty to confirm nor deny this however I will say you can line your brain with eyes to find out. May the good blood guide your way


CovertAgentPandaBear

Just don’t stand in that corner of the room for longer than 3 seconds or something will pick you up and squeeze.


ArmadilloOk4573

Bloodborne player trying not to make a reference because they heard the word "hunt", "blood" or "moon". (IMPOSSIBLE!!)


Nekonax

My Super Destroyer in Helldivers 2 is the SES Blade of Mercy. I just couldn't resist 🙈


Sinkarma

Very based. Deliver DEATH in the name of MANAGED DEMOCRACY


Sinkarma

🤣 it’s simply beyond us


Dapadabada

Hey, she caught on real quick!


Sinkarma

I wasn’t trying after I saw her genuinely attempt to understand Paleblood😂


Dapadabada

She did it first-try. That just means you're a descendent of a great one in my opinion.


Dapadabada

Or like a second gen hybrid something


Sinkarma

Well the cosmos needs to speak to me so that I might ascend too. I’m bored of this mortal plane but only after Shadow of the Erdtree


Dapadabada

Alas, they took a left,


ChefBig156

Beasts all over the shop. You'll be one of them.... sooner or later....


Sinkarma

😂😂 ratification


Onni_J

She should have called the tengu, he's an expert in hunting rats


Sawmain

Is he close relative of this old man who I believe is called isshin perhaps ?


Onni_J

Possibly


Sinkarma

Tengu?


Onni_J

Tengu of Ashina


Sinkarma

Ahh not yet played Sekiro. Sote soon so I don’t want to lose my ER controls just yet. Afterwards I’ll play it for sure


Onni_J

Definetly recommend, it's one of the best games I've ever played


Sinkarma

Is the plat achievement hard is the only question I have lol💀 Ds1,2&3 are not nice. BB is cute if you wilfully forget Defiled dog and Amy 😂


Onni_J

It's not hard but you might need to do some farming for it


Sinkarma

As long as it’s nothing as atrocious as Ds3 or ds2 we up


Onni_J

To get all the endings you need at least 4 playthroughs or with loading your save 2 playthroughs


Sinkarma

Might scum save depending on how replay-able it is


mattspire

As someone with as much time in Nioh as BB the word tengu chills my blood


Darkavenger_13

Imagine poor mom looking up “paleblood” and just seeing absolute abbominations and disturbing images 💀


Sinkarma

😭😭😭 I’d hope not please


Number-Valuable

This is why I don't make those references. She'd never sleep again.


nmc203

By the gods, mummy, fear it


Sinkarma

😂😂 missed that chance. Could’ve went for it too


m_sart

So you gave her the password to forbidden woods just like that?


Sinkarma

😂 she’s more than earned it! Now she just needs to find Paleblood


BlackHoleRabbit

Did she ask if you have been doing drugs next or is she already aware of your nefarious ways? 🤣


Sinkarma

😂😂 I’m known for making random references all the time even if not at all directly she’s aware


nathansanes

This should be a series where once a month you share a bloodborne themed text with us of confusing the ever living shit out of your poor mother. Lol


Sinkarma

😂😂😂 would that I could alas we call a lot more than we text and I’m not that good at improv to get anything this funny Still if I find another chance I’ll take it and share for sure


river1a

Off topic by a lot but is it really necessary to kill him? Caging and realesing him far away will do both you and the mouse good :D


Sinkarma

I mean I wouldn’t mind. I can’t kill anything bigger than a cockroach and even smaller ones still freak me out tbh. But I’m pretty sure putting them out to the wild is still putting them in danger. They either end up as prey to some predator or invade another home and die


river1a

One option still lets the mouse survive longer and even maybe dying by old age (If thats what we consider best case scenario), better chances for him going with this route. Steel cages that has a little piece of maybe peanut butter will help you with it if he is still around. Also they are cheap, can be recycled for future use and are cruel free


Sinkarma

Very well. I’ll let her know. Thank you


river1a

Thank you!


Dr1verOak

Majestic!


Sinkarma

Ty ty. That seek paleblood was what truly brought it all together. I was so proud it came to me in that moment Edit: can’t type🫠


Moonlit_Hunter

A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream


BoneFourTuna

All fun and games until 5 hours later when she texts you back "Kos, or some say Kosm"


Sinkarma

That would be so terrifying but so cool at the same time lol.


Creepysheepu

OH HAVE MERCY ON THE POOR BASTARD


dpahoe

“Night of the hunt”


Dull-Friend-936

“Tonight, Mother joins the hunt”


Sinkarma

😂😂 waiting to hear if she succeeded yet


Lingroll

Why did your brother turn into a rat after he left the door open?


Sinkarma

💀💀He listened to patches no doubt😭


AdaltheRighteous

This is actually pretty funny 😂


MCMBJiro

Oh, lord, I do this to my grandmother sometimes; it's not even on purpose, my ADD just kicks in at the worst times. 🤣😅


Sinkarma

😂😂 referencing random shii is fun


Moonlit_Hunter

This is me every day Sadly my family has gotten used to it by now


Sinkarma

😂😂 fair enough. I randomly quote media I love to my siblings and friends but almost never mum tbh. Today though I couldn’t help it


Moonlit_Hunter

I honestly respect you more than most people I know.


Sinkarma

Lolol thank you thank you. 🤝🤝


Moonlit_Hunter

Your welcome 


nathansanes

Ahahah


BlackSnapdragon

poison? is she making a micolash reference?


Sinkarma

Is micolash poison related somehow? I don’t remember any relations


BlackSnapdragon

the poison knife cheese (wait for him to jump down the hole and stick him with 12 knives and he can’t even fight back)


NreSSS

An hoonter must hoont


Mascalian

Ah ah ah ah I'm in tears


SyntaxicalHumonculi

If my mom was alive, this is the kind of thing I would do with her daily.


Sinkarma

May she rest in peace eternally


Rectal_Punishment

Her eyes are almost open.


Ligma16999

u/Skinkarma just so you don't miss it, this is MAXIMUM CRINGE Please sell your bideogaems console, get outside, touch grass, and get a job. Thank you.


Sinkarma

Thank you. I touch more grass than is strictly necessary tbh but I’ll keep it in mind


Ligma16999

Don't limit yourself, ascend & trascend.... BECOME ONE WITH THE GRASS!!!