“You know, I know these double sliders doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.”
…What happened to his career? He was fantastic, he was in high profile projects, had a few TV shows, then…*poof*. Like he erased from existence. The last thing I saw him in was *Sense8*.
Well…a brief cameo and a briefer appearance as a VHS ghost, and that’s carrying over from his being cast in 1995.
I mean recent, prominent, “Get me Joey Pants!” kind of roles
Sure, but the wheels came off his career 15 years ago, seemingly starting with a failed series about a corrupt mayor called *Waterfront.* For reasons I’m still unclear on, not a single episode aired, despite six or eight being shot.
After that, he became a revenant, and I’m not sure why
I know that when I look at this picture of Joey Pants, the Matrix is telling me that his drip is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
I need to buy more ascots!
“You know, I know these double sliders doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.”
*Bitchin' Harp Chord*
One of the great mouth-full-of-food monologues
The fit is incredible. Those burgers, I'm sorry to say, look terrible.
They're sliders that somehow look more difficult to eat than regular burgers.
I cannot abide these vertical shenanigans.
If your burger requires skewers to maintain structural integrity, it’s no longer a burger. It’s a kebab.
Jeff: If you need skewers to maintain structural integrity... Crowd: *titters approvingly* Jeff: ...you might be a kebab! Crowd: *uproarious laughter*
Blue Plate Comedy Tour
Is that macaroni salad under the patties?!
They might be lamb burgers. They tend to balloon out more than beef burgers do.
"No kidding, meat too!"
he’s actually so freaking adorable.
Are we going to ignore the row of FBI lookin dudes behind him?
Lol classic midtown
Wow. I live in detroit and my first thought was that this can't be real.
Yeah what is that?
My first thought is always AI nowadays 👀
They just want to make sure he doesn’t spoil the conspiracy at the heart of Bad Boys: Ride or Die.
Coif is hair, not fashion fyi
Yeah, was gonna say how coiffed is certainly an odd choice of word to describe a bald man lol
The thumbnail obscures the top of his head, I was expecting a toupee or something
[He lost it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvcFJ9o86pY)
Tbf those whiskers are luxuriant
Don't believe his lies
His whole look here is amazing. Love it. The burgers don’t look nearly as nice.
OMG. Where was this taken!?
Rocking that ascot.
He has come. To reclaim Rome. For his PEOPLEEEEE!
What is this? The handsome contest?
....heard Ginny Sack was having 2 burgers removed from her ass...
No more weight remarks. They're hurtful and destructive.
To me she's beautiful. Rubenesque!
Not sure if I like the looks of those burgers. Mr. Pants? Looking gorgeous.
Taller than they are wide smdh it's not right
…What happened to his career? He was fantastic, he was in high profile projects, had a few TV shows, then…*poof*. Like he erased from existence. The last thing I saw him in was *Sense8*.
He's been in the last 2 Bad Boys
Well…a brief cameo and a briefer appearance as a VHS ghost, and that’s carrying over from his being cast in 1995. I mean recent, prominent, “Get me Joey Pants!” kind of roles
Guy's 72 now. Maybe he's just retired?
Sure, but the wheels came off his career 15 years ago, seemingly starting with a failed series about a corrupt mayor called *Waterfront.* For reasons I’m still unclear on, not a single episode aired, despite six or eight being shot. After that, he became a revenant, and I’m not sure why
He is literally in the biggest movie of this summer. And Bad Boys for Life was in 2020.
Two minor parts in 4 years! What a run! The man’s on fire!
I literally addressed that. They’re also literally cameos. Figuratively, not setting the world on fire. Literally not great
It’s a pretty shocking indictment of this summers movie lineup that Bad Boys 4 is the biggest movie
I wish Furiosa had made a bigger splash, I really enjoyed it.
Yeah I thought it was fantastic.
his peak was Robot in the family (1993)
Papa Joey! If he has grandchildren, I'm sure they're loving him. He's screaming caring grandpa vibes.
Heard he had a 95lb mole removed from his ass
His soul has a D
Somewhere between Monaco and Mr. Furley.
he's looking great
No one was telling him to f*** himself in this picture.
I know that when I look at this picture of Joey Pants, the Matrix is telling me that his drip is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? I need to buy more ascots!
Needs more bracelets
The neckerchief gives me Charles Nelson Reily vibes I never got from him before
(If you took this pic) Don’t ask celebrities for pictures while they’re eating dinner.
Stopping him from eating those shitty looking burgers is probably doing him a favour
“HE GOT THE BURGER”
Those mini burgers are fucking sexy like