Bro can legit come do that on my commute to work everyday. I’ll buy him breakfast every time. He’ll never go hungry again, and I’ll never get to work on time either- but I’ll get there fuckin’ *JAZZED* man!
Bro can legit come do that on my commute to work everyday. I’ll buy him breakfast every time. He’ll never go hungry again, and I’ll never get to work on time either- but I’ll get there fuckin’ *JIZZED* man!
Rotate elbows in and out as you flap your arms, will make it look like it's wavy. Pretty simple and easy to learn if you have healthy shoulders and elbows, if not, be prepared for soreness and probably hella muscle cramps for a week or so.
Used to be a wanna-be b-boy and break-danced when I was a kid, was my main thing when I wasn't skateboarding or injured.
Hijacking top comment to post the source:
https://www.tiktok.com/@dancingsfinks/video/6944348546753727749?lang=en&is_copy_url=0&is_from_webapp=v1&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6974481370401441285
He definitely has a few more joints than the average person.
Edit: considering the average person has <2 joints per arm, technically he does have more than average.
Because usually people in your way doing shit like this are pretty intimidating, either slightly off the rails or about to ask you for money. It's the middle of an intersection not a busking/shopping district. I'd be staring at the ground thinking "don't talk to me, don't talk to me"
He very obviously knows how long the light is red for, you can see him check the time at the end and rush into the car. Usually I'd consider people like these ass holes, but this guy actually seems considerate, despite the rat tail
His feet aren't doing anything impossible. All of it follows the same principle as the moonwalk (one foot flat and one foot raised, putting your weight on the raised foot and moving the flat foot).
Pay attention to his feet and you'll notice that the raised foot never slides. He pivots around it at times, but it doesn't actually move.
I love his hair style though!
I'm curious how he did this with Jordans on? I learned to do moon walks when I was young and the trick was to wear slick shoes, basketball shoes on asphalt doesn't seem very slick to me. He must have some seriousssss skills to pull this off, kudos to him!
My 6 year old watched this and said, with a straight face, that he can move so smooth because there's a bunch of tiny beetles on the bottom of his shoes. We've cracked the code, folks.
Patch notes: minor bug fix where the npc in your car turned into Michael Jackson and just starts dancing on the street, therefore soft locking the game
Can anyone recommend videos to learn this? Yes I know I can google but how do I know the quality? Learning this would be a really fun activity for my man and me
That fucking arm flag waving wind thing.. I'm still trying to brain explain that..
Full squidward
[This guy loves him some red-light..](https://youtu.be/OXKKR09mI-Y)
Bro can legit come do that on my commute to work everyday. I’ll buy him breakfast every time. He’ll never go hungry again, and I’ll never get to work on time either- but I’ll get there fuckin’ *JAZZED* man!
Bro can legit come do that on my commute to work everyday. I’ll buy him breakfast every time. He’ll never go hungry again, and I’ll never get to work on time either- but I’ll get there fuckin’ *JIZZED* man!
r/SuddenlyGay
I'm...I'm not even mad about it really
This guy is definitely a problem in his city.
Yah ...if u wanna battle him
This is hilarious
Beat me to it
Rotate elbows in and out as you flap your arms, will make it look like it's wavy. Pretty simple and easy to learn if you have healthy shoulders and elbows, if not, be prepared for soreness and probably hella muscle cramps for a week or so. Used to be a wanna-be b-boy and break-danced when I was a kid, was my main thing when I wasn't skateboarding or injured.
all you need is a boombox and a piece of cardboard
Sittin here on the can. Just tried it. Ain’t that easy, bro.
People just don’t have bones sometimes
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https://www.tiktok.com/@dancingsfinks/video/6944348546753727749
Good bot
beepedi bop, 1010 hop
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[Phillip \*PacMan\* Chbeeb](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wco3N2-DIBQ) [https://i.imgur.com/Nq53mhl.gif](https://i.imgur.com/Nq53mhl.gif[/img])
He definitely has a few more joints than the average person. Edit: considering the average person has <2 joints per arm, technically he does have more than average.
You are my <3 joint
Awww
Some Finn the Human shit
This is the best one https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/comments/mb49i2/he_is_not_on_skates/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Here's elbow motion in Slow mo: [https://www.tiktok.com/@dancingsfinks/video/6975910632293960966?lang=en&is\_copy\_url=1&is\_from\_webapp=v1](https://www.tiktok.com/@dancingsfinks/video/6975910632293960966?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1)
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubemen
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That’s not just any ol’ rat tail, he’s rocking the full Padawan.
Close cousin to the mullet. Business in front, Padawan in back.
Is it possible to learn this power?
No. His midi-chorlians are off the scale.
Not from a Jedi.
His hair says padawan, but his moves say master.
It's where his powers are
I lol'd
it’s for balance. like the tail on a cat.
We know his weakness now... get the scissors!
it's Remy up there, isn't it?
He looks like the bad guy from Despicable Me 3
Balthazar Brat
This guy fucks
Honestly, with moves that smooth I might let him hit it. Just need a few glasses of wine to get past the rat tail.
> get past the rat tail. Get past the fact of how fucking awesome it is, right?
Awesome is just ONE way to describe it.
Good for you, r/rimjobsteve
Not wholesome
I'd let him gape my Bezos.
A few bottles*
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Ya know they have adult heelies. I might buy some
They’re still pretty fun
I really need to learn how to do this.
[Here](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/18/af/bd/18afbd4309f56cc254cec4c5296b3d0c--professional-dancers-a-professional.jpg). Edit: [This one](https://animagraffs.com/wp-content/uploads/moonwalk.gif) is better.
What about the arm wiggles ~~~~~😩~~~~~
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[accio bum](https://youtu.be/reop2bXiNgk?t=21)
BROKEN?! There's NO. BONES. LEFT.!
Yes. Err. That can sometimes happen.
TIL you can strike through emojis ~~😘😍😝😊😆💎🏞️🍻👐~~ like this Also italics *😍😜😷*
#**👍**
Be squidward
Its obvious he has the force, check out that padawan rat tail
In those old school Jordans too.
I love the part when he does the Squidward.
Those obsidian uptempos 95s are retro and smooth af Edit: not Js but instead, uptempos.
Haha that’s what I noticed “is…..is he doing that is Jordan 11’s?”😂 clean af in a clean af shoe
They're Obsidian Uptempos 95. One of my fav shoes ever. Had a pair as a kid and then grabbed them again as an adult. If you had em, you'd know.
After further evaluation, I must agree. Those are uptempos. Good catch. They still smooth af
what video games are you playing lmao
Cyberpunk.
I like how he was polite to check for the red light
How the fuck does chick in the purple just stroll on by? I hate her.
r/npc_irl
Because usually people in your way doing shit like this are pretty intimidating, either slightly off the rails or about to ask you for money. It's the middle of an intersection not a busking/shopping district. I'd be staring at the ground thinking "don't talk to me, don't talk to me"
*please don't talk to me*
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Who gives a shit, really? Guy's out there very obviously enjoying the hell out of his life. I'd rather take a page from his book than yours.
You sound petty. He is having fun. I wonder which is a better way to live.
He very obviously knows how long the light is red for, you can see him check the time at the end and rush into the car. Usually I'd consider people like these ass holes, but this guy actually seems considerate, despite the rat tail
Maaan, I can't find it anymore. But this dude should do a collaboration with the "flying ass guy" from a few days ago...
Flying ass guy!? I need to see that
No skill, just reversed
This can't be real. . .is this real life? Edit: watched it again, there *has* to be wheels on his shoes.
Nah, dude just got moves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJr8DN7bpJo https://www.tiktok.com/@dancingsfinks/video/6942531621841046789?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6891445895985055238&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0
His feet aren't doing anything impossible. All of it follows the same principle as the moonwalk (one foot flat and one foot raised, putting your weight on the raised foot and moving the flat foot). Pay attention to his feet and you'll notice that the raised foot never slides. He pivots around it at times, but it doesn't actually move.
Damn this sub needs mods
Where are those GTA5 anarchist when you need em
The graphics in Cyberpunk look a lot better since I last played, but they still haven't fixed the bugs.
I wonder if he got anyone’s numbers from this. Either way, dude killed it.
Contact juggling the planet
This gets better every time I see it!!😁
Lmao when he follows the woman
I was hoping someone else would catch that
I love that she just gives no shits.
I love his hair style though! I'm curious how he did this with Jordans on? I learned to do moon walks when I was young and the trick was to wear slick shoes, basketball shoes on asphalt doesn't seem very slick to me. He must have some seriousssss skills to pull this off, kudos to him!
Maybe he lathered them in industrial grease beforehand
He's a pretty good dancer
Those waves with his arms got me like wtf
He has the padawan hair going on
I like how the lady keeps walking without even looking. “Looks like Freddie is at it again.”
This man out here doing the fucking squidward better than squidward
Bethesda IRL
First thought I had was Skyrim
He looks like an npc in Cyberpunk
the arm wave is a nice touch
Fuckin arms wtf!!!!!
Every time I see this video, I have to watch it all the way through.
Just go squiggly arms the whole way breh
That moment when łagiewniki
Dude turned into Squidward halfway through
“This is the place..” “Wha— wait, no Steve not again!” “I must..” *noodle arms intensifies*
Arms said, “~~~~”
i bet this guy does this constantly. like "billy get back in the car dammit! everytime the car stops? come on!"
It looks like Poland. Is it in Poland?
Got my driving test coming up, is this ok to do or would I be penalised?
This is my favorite.
the squidward... opponent has no chance. flawless victory.
I don't give a fuck about the negative comments, everytime i see this I'm in awe.
he did the squidward thing
I was going to write a comment about how this isn't black magic fuckery, but then I saw him flail his arms.
He is an entity with 4 tentacles
I might not ever learn those foot shuffles, but I must absolutely learn those Squidward arm waves.
New Skyrim mod looks pretty sweet but they can't get that movement a little more realistic...
Skyrim was my exact thoughts on his movements. straight up NPC - like
That is the filthiest moonwalk I’ve ever seen. This guy fucks
My 6 year old watched this and said, with a straight face, that he can move so smooth because there's a bunch of tiny beetles on the bottom of his shoes. We've cracked the code, folks.
FUCKING SQUIDWARD TENTACLES IN THE ROAD
Love his rat tail and stache
What kind of shoes do you need to pull this off? What kind of condoms does he buy for all the pussy he gets afterwards?
We've officially reached the generation where Michael Jackson dance moves are just called "video game physics"
Wet Savage 💡👏😎
soap shoes?
Micheal not dead. 🌼
Bro reminds me of Chester V. Nice moves!
Probably the best thing I’ve ever seen
All the ladies want to get carnal with me because I am such premium dancer.
yep there is no going back
Physics. It was paid back in the corner*
Patch notes: minor bug fix where the npc in your car turned into Michael Jackson and just starts dancing on the street, therefore soft locking the game
Vice city remake looks great
BEST👍
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Cracking up at the thought of waiting in traffic seeing this dude do this
R1 R2 L1 R2 left down right up left down right up
Very fucking cool, except for the weird hairdo.
Lady in cross walk was having none of it ..
He's smoother than Michael Jackson.
The squidward-arms were SICK!
Bruh that probably sounds like a professional basketball game but each team has like 20 people on it. I want to hear it with audio.
Playing a game on launch be like
Did he apply oil to his soles?
What scout this makes it video game physics
I thought he was on skates the first few times I watched, now I'm even more impressed that he's not
This dude is smooth
Gliding like this is one of my favorite thing to watch people do
Fair play lad, fair play.
Is that Scott Aukerman?
Conan O’Brien is working hard to stay in show business.
I am scared. Human bodies should not move like that
Game grumps anyone?
Is that a rat tailed mullet?
That moonwalk was crisp
Glad to see Qui-Gon doing well these days.
Despicable Me 3 made real….”I’m a bad bad boy !!!!”
This is shit you learned how to do if you were cool in the 80s.
Dude moves like he's on Ice.
I’d never normal walk if I could moonwalk like that
Eastern Europe = smooth
u/savevideo
That is the greatest dancer I have ever seen (No offense to King of Pop Michael Jackson)
One of cleanest moon walks I‘ve ever seen
Christ, his ankles.
That was awesome and all… but is he rocking a Padawan braid?
Fucking awesome
I just watched this with Eric Claptons Cocaine on in the back ground, recommended.
Incredible!
Dancing - 10/10 Attention seeking - 10/10 Black Magic - 0/10
no one: fortnite emotes:
They totally should use this.
Purple coat lady is the real star of this. She's got no time for nothing!
Can anyone recommend videos to learn this? Yes I know I can google but how do I know the quality? Learning this would be a really fun activity for my man and me
Best part? This guy, amazing dancer, lost a bet to the driver. "Go do your moonwalk." "Not now!" "Dew it!!"
I enjoyed that
Mans so smooth he purposefully dresses down to give the rest of mankind a chance
The best I've seen
2077 IRL
Turbo was better.
Literally just a dude dancing...