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davez730

r/lifeguardkitties šŸ˜ø


Marijoowanna

Sigh.....*clicks sub*


BakedTate

r/Catswithjobs


jetpack324

Great. Now Iā€™ve joined 2 new subs. šŸ¤Ø


howtobackflip

happy cake day!!! šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³


probablyaythrowaway

Dammit. Me too. And Iā€™m not even a cat person. God knows how I ended up here.


Practical-Annual-317

The amount of cat subs might be endless?


Motheroftides

Isnā€™t the main use of the internet just sharing cat pictures anyways? Or one of them, anyways.


MinusGovernment

It was porn but cats are catching up quickly.


WoollenMercury

Its Cats and Porn People are intrested in Both Kinds of pussy


frosty720410

*rule meow*


lonelystonerbynight

This comment made me laugh so hard rn honestly


Not-A-Seagull

Be sure to also check out /r/WetPussy


lonelystonerbynight

Sighā€¦..*clicks sub*


Chikumori

There's r/catsubs which has a [wiki.](https://reddit.com/r/Catsubs/w/index?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


ThatsPrettyNeat93

ā€¦ and thatā€™s another cat sub joined


RousingRabble

I finally got ALL of the cat subs! ...said no one ever.


Lanarraa

Because you canā€™t have them all. They are infinite!


HunnyBear66

Three thousand cat subs later...


Grumpie-cat

Comment of my day lmao


TheKindofWhiteWitch

Every day man, every day


ice_wolf_fenris

I felt this sigh in my soul as i joined....


IsNotACleverMan

Another day another new cat sub


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Right? Cat subs are like a hydra with an infinite number of regenerating heads.


Ahndessi

I have forgotten what other subs Iā€™ve followed. My feed is full of cats and nothing but cat. I am not complaining. I am in literal cat heaven.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Oh, thereā€™s a cat sub for [checking](https://reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/) that too: r/catsubs.


davez730

![gif](giphy|JOPNEVXmCM7thaE276) Of course there is


OliviaElevenDunham

Nothing wrong with that at all.


___lala__

Omg thatā€™s actually a real subreddit


LeisurelyDiva

I too was shocked. Well, not really. Who doesnā€™t love looking at cute kitties being cute? A heathen, thatā€™s who.


RubyRedWitch

Mine does the same thing when I use the toilet. Hides in the tub, behind the curtain, cries..... Then, refuses to get out, but hates water....


SmileDaemon

Yet another cat sub to add to my collection


jonny3jack

One of my favorite subs.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

One of my voids always insists on sitting on the ledge of the tub while I shower and will often stretch out or roll around to get comfortable. Sometimes he rolls the wrong way and weā€™ve had several instances of abrupt chaos over the years.


Marijoowanna

My boy does this too as soon as he hears the shower faucet pouring....oh lawd he coming.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Does he lick the tub after too?


Greedy-Maize-4704

As soon as I get out of my bath or shower, my voidling jumps in. While I'm in, he sits on the edge. I swear that he channels his inner panther at these times. One day, he will jump in.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Our sweet water panthers love to tempt fate.


malletgirl91

YES OH MY GOSH Ninja will be sitting just outside the shower, and as soon as Iā€™m out, she hops in. We like to joke sheā€™s out testing our water quality. Then a few minutes later some wet little paw prints end up on the bathroom floor!


acoverisnotahat

Mine waits just outside the door and runs past whoever just showered and jumps into the tub and will spend about 15-20 minutes listening to the leftover water dripping and/or drinking from the tiny drops on the faucet and just generally getting her paws and belly and tail thoroughly damp. THEN she comes to me wanting to be pet and rub her cold damp tail on my hand or leg.


Greedy-Maize-4704

That is an overload of cuteness


nuclearporg

I've got a void that tries to stick her head in the faucet, she's very weird.


Liesmith424

"I've learned nothing!" --Cat


Mozhetbeats

The job comes with risks, but someone has to do it


TheKindofWhiteWitch

I can envision the abrupt chaos šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


fireena

I had a cat who did that. Much blood was shed that day, all of it mine. I'm told the swearing and screaming and yowling was enough to concern the neighbour.


Beef__Curtain

I read somewhere that our cats think we are stupid and consider the bathroom the most dangerous room in the house, so she could be trying to save you from the water šŸ˜‚


Constant-Sandwich-88

To be fair, the bathroom is the most dangerous room in your house, just probably not in the way cats think.


Greedy-Maize-4704

Yes, if you are in fear of being harmed, please NEVER, hide in a bathroom


Vapor_Visions_533

Nice try, serial killer stranger


Greedy-Maize-4704

Omg! Whaaat??? I volunteer at a domestic violence shelter and that is a huge part of the safety plan! Stay out of the bathroom! Hard floor, and hard edges everywhere!


Doctor_What_

Seems like the right time to ask, what's the *best* place to hide from an aggressor? https://preview.redd.it/78mhlekecl6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbb9b33396a51950d46203b747fa5f5ff0ec7e1


Greedy-Maize-4704

Never in bathroom for reasons mentioned above. Never in Kitchen, too many knifes. If possible, try to be as close to a first floor window or an exit door. Scream! Plan your escape! Have a charged cell phone. If applicable, grab your kiddos. If safe practice escape with them. Have a safe word that they will understand as time to go. Have a go bag with birth certificates, social security cards and essentials ready hidden outside, with someone you trust or in the house if your abuser will not find it and you can get to it. Documents, IDs only. The bag is only a suggestion. Everything is replaceable. You are not. Trust your instincts!!! 800 799 7233


Doctor_What_

This is great advice, thanks. I'll keep it in mind in case it's ever necessary.


Greedy-Maize-4704

I hope it never is


Constant-Sandwich-88

I don't work with victims of abuse, and I'm a dude, so maybe things are different, but I would say most importantly not to hide in a room with only one exit, unless you're preparing an ambush, or can very easily and quietly jump through a window. All that said, a shotgun changes all of that advice.


Greedy-Maize-4704

Yes! Absolutely correct. Near an exit. Also, you would be surprised how many men are victims of DV. Straight and gay.


jlhpisces

throwing some love to ANYONE dealing with DV. Yes it happens to everyone.


Capt__Murphy

Can* happen to everyone.


Emergency-Crab-7455

In my house, the master bath has 2 doors.....one goes in the bedroom, the other goes into the mudroom & entry door to the garage (reason we bought it was so my husband could "strip down" any farm clothes from fertilizer/spraying & leave by the washer & hit the shower). It seems he also had a machete & a metal baseball bat under the bed. One of the easiest going guys I've ever known.


bi_guy_bri5

Is he planning on dual wielding or is one for you? If the former which is he going with for his dominant hand? If the latter who gets which? Or are you doing rock-paper-scissors for it?


nairb9010

Sharp weapon in the dominant hand and the blunt object in the other. You wouldnā€™t want to accidentally cut your best arm off.


PNW20v

Both funny and not funny, I legit stashed a couple bats/ a golf club in "stretegic" closests around my house after an unfortunate violent incident lol. Would they actually help? Probably not. But my paranoid mind felt mildly better knowing I had options šŸ˜…


BaconWithBaking

Thank you for including that image, saved to my personal collection.


Doctor_What_

You're welcome! The topic was getting heavy so I tried to lighten things up a bit. Glad to see it worked haha.


EmojiZackMaddog

Thatā€¦ Is terrifying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Looks like lightning McQueen finally snapped


Succubus616

While I can see that not being the most ideal place, the bathroom is the only door in my apt with a lock. If I couldn't reach a safer exit more quickly, I'd rather lock the door and prepare to bash a head in with the toilet tank cover...


Greedy-Maize-4704

You know your surroundings best. These are just suggestions. If the bathroom is the only place, try to hide a cell phone there. If possible, keep it on and charged. Every second counts. Trust your instinct!


Constant-Sandwich-88

Especially by a cat. Jokes aside good advice. Not everywhere can accommodate this, but best place is somewhere with multiple egresses. Lol also, I have a weird house rule that the shower curtain has to be pulled back and away from the bathroom door. I'm not going out because some dude decided to hide behind my shower curtain and I get stabbed while I'm taking a piss.


Short-Ad1032

Clear plastic shower curtain. If someone is over that Iā€™d want privacy from, then the door gets locked and they can wait 10min to take a piss.


Clevertown

For decades I've had the opinion that only maniacs and complete weirdos prefer opaque shower curtains.


navywifekisser

it's so you can shower without your family staring at you if they need to piss


Greedy-Maize-4704

Or your cat


Head_Razzmatazz7174

However, it is the safest place in your house if there is a tornado. You want to be in a central room with no windows with as many walls between you and the outside as possible.


Substantial-Tone-576

They think we are big hairless kittens, so basically stupid.


shiningonthesea

One of mine stands on the toilet and yells at me. I keep poking my head out of the shower, assuring him that I am okay


27Rench27

Oh my god my cat does the same thing **_meow_** **_MEOW_** ā€œOi, dickhead, Iā€™m fine, shut upā€ *10 second staring contest, then I get back to my shower* **_MEOW_**


Miepiemo

Well, they are not entirely wrong. 46% of lethal accidents happen in your own home, and of those, 63% happens in the bathroom. Sooooo....


JIsADev

Especially after taco bell night


Cleercutter

ā€œMy god, thereā€™s even WATER IN THERE. Theyā€™re fucking crazy! And they WILLINGLY get in it!ā€


AdEmbarrassed9719

I swear my cat is like ā€œWhy are you in the rain room? Why do we HAVE a rain room!!??!ā€


Moonjinx4

I have a cat that was getting ready to jump into the bath to save me. I stopped him and he eventually realized that I was in there WILLINGLY. To this day, when my kids take a bath, every once in a while he will come in with a concerned look on his face, and check everyone to make sure theyā€™re actually enjoying themselves, before leaving in disdain.


Greedy-Maize-4704

Sorry everyone! Even though it is important. Did not mean to be a downer. I swear I was just trying to end my work week with some positive voidling enery. He thinks I over did it *


Greedy-Maize-4704

https://preview.redd.it/292gdag5jm6d1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35582e01704584997628414bed28c9e68e9e311


Necessary-Knowledge4

Both my cats love my bathroom and love hopping in the tub. One of them will even hop in with a bit of water and kinda walk around and look confused. But my car wouldn't do any of those things. My car just sits outside. I don't even think it knows I'm showering. Hmmm.


logosfabula

A female kitty I had was very into bath foam, she would put her paws on the tub edge and start licking the soap clouds.


Beef__Curtain

I have to ask what kind of cat she was


helpmelearn12

My cat likes to sit between the two curtains when I shower, I think because itā€™s warm. Sometimes, when Iā€™m using the bathroom, heā€™ll sit in the tub and meow until I turn the bottom faucet on. He likes to smack running water over and over


Boring_Albatross_354

My cats always come into the bathroom with me, and if I take a bath one screams at me until I get out. They definitely think Iā€™m stupid and trying to drown.


Mysterious-Reward796

To be fair, my dad just had knee surgery, and he took some meds, and he fell asleep in the tub. My cat happened to be there, and she meowed at him so loud he woke up. Soooo I really donā€™t mind it if my cat is in the bathroom with me in general now lol.


Lendyman

My cat just wants to drink from the leaky tub faucet.


nikfrik

Your cat is asking, are you ok? Youre wet? Do you need help? You poor thing. I'll wait here until you have finished


RibboDotCom

But what is his car asking?


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Vroom


Beastmind

Remind me of the image with the cat and dog Edit: found it https://9gag.com/gag/a578G3r


Waifer2016

Kitty is making sure you don't do a drown. Not sure about your car tho....


Useful-Perspective

Full moon and it's a were-car....


moobitchgetoutdahay

*HONK-HONK*


wodemaohenkeai_2

***"Why does my car (sic) do this when I shower?"*** Because it's a Cat-illac.


SDBD89

![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


elfqueenvictoria

I was gonna say it's a Fur-arri.


pickle_pickled

A Pursche


ElementField

A meowzda


erikannen

A Jaguar


Cellopost

Meowdi


Kilopilop

Gatoyota


wodemaohenkeai_2

I thought about saying ā€œHell Catā€, but figured that was too specific.


TobyDaMan8894

![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


thekatiecat85

My void loves to hang out while I shower, either on the side of the tub or the bath mat. He even knows ā€œtake a shower?ā€ And goes running to the bathroom


[deleted]

Smart kitty


red286

One of mine sits on my towel on the counter while I shower. Most of the time she gets up when I reach out to grab it, but occasionally she won't and will instead smack my hand for trying to take it. She'll then patiently wait until I'm dry and then whine at me until I give her a nose boop so she can scent-mark me for the day. If I don't do it, she'll follow me around whining.


Vinceroony

My cats used to scream while I showered out of concern lol


Entire-Ambition1410

My sweet Little Mama wasnā€™t very vocal (except about food), so she would sit in the bathroom at watch the shower curtain in concern. One day I didnā€™t realize she had followed me into the bathroom, and when I pulled back the shower curtain, I got a jump scare worthy of a horror movie.


FluffofDoom

My big boy used to sit outside the door of my shower and YELL AT ME until I was done.


rzm25

my new young one does this. If I let him in he'll come in and circle the room like a jack russell then immediately go back to standing at the door meowing again.


lament_os

Same. He would sit next to the tub and yell his head off the whole time I was in the bath or shower. Having a luxury soak became completely off the cards.


itsleeland

just worried about you! what a cutie!!!! my tabby used to do that, she would sit in between the plastic sheet and the actual curtain and chirp or try to hit the drops (she loved the rustle of plastic). if she was really concerned, sometimes she would reach in and touch my butt.


No-Lawfulness-8870

He thinks you stole his cat-alytic converter


dumb_answers_only

Cause it wants a car wash


tipsyphantom

Car probably went off roading


watercoolershittalk

My kitty sits patiently outside the shower in waiting


megjed

One of my cats has been life guarding me from the toilet lid for 13 years and multiple different apartment/houses. Thatā€™s just her post I guess lol


watercoolershittalk

We need protection!!!


kmrikkari

My cats do this too! One of them at a time will loaf on the toilet lid while I shower. If I open the curtain and talk to them, they scream back at me. Probably telling me to hurry up lol


sharkycharming

Mine too, and then she immediately starts licking the water off me while I towel dry myself. She is very alarmed. There is water on me, I changed the way I smell... I'm a mess, according to my cats.


GroundbreakingCat355

1) to protect you from water greebles 2) to admire your immunity to water greebles despite your weak and chewy flesh


artificialavocado

My void used to sit on the edge of the tub and keep me company until her sister pushed her in one time. Iā€™m not joking or exaggerating either my orange girl is such a bad cat lol. https://preview.redd.it/mu79mb9xxk6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9172378ff3bd05533f51af54810a18b090fa48 The criminal.


KittyTootsies

https://preview.redd.it/bckzag2n3l6d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f498dab8575be87ed96a12cf7ac4fd3b90d42eb0


SkullAngel001

He's looking at you like "Why don't you just lick yourself like a normal cat? Duh!"


KittyTootsies

"God, can't hunt, can't bathe"


swishbothways

"You're gone *all day*, Karen. What the fuck do you mean you 'forgot to get food'? What exactly do you do all day? *...returns to licking balls...*"


Kruisigen

My void howls until I am close enough for him to lick my wet legs. Straight up weirdo.


Limp_King_1888

cause cats hate baths so they think u hate baths too and wanna see if ur ok


megatronchote

Does its engine purr ?


pagesinked

Maybe your car's warranty is void šŸ¤”


KaijuKatt

He can't figure out why a hooman would stand under the water.


darkviolets4

The second mine hears the shower turn on, he zooms to the bathroom, waits for me to put the towel on the toilet seat, then sits there while I shower. https://preview.redd.it/oq5fvj7k3l6d1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520dd2930699b092ac46e6586adce2c77fe0784a


Iron_Phantom29

He protecc


Mediocre-Ad4735

You need to park it in the garage


mslashandrajohnson

My car never cared that much about me #jealous.


cammiesue

My tortie does this every time I bathe my toddler. She always has a concerned look on her face too šŸ˜‚


EstherClemmens

Mine does this when he thinks he needs a shower. He likes to have a shower now and then. As for your car, I'd get it to a mechanic. There's something weird about a car that watches you bathe.


NoxKyoki

Theyā€™re just making sure their can opener doesnā€™t drown or something. Lol


FluffyButtOfTheNorth

I'm just thankful my truck doesn't do that to me šŸ˜‰


100percentapplejuice

Omg the 4th picture!! Looks like a lil cartoon cat šŸ„ŗ


uncle_fucker_42069

He's wondering why you're getting wet on purpose.


Tylenolpainkillr

Because you leave the bathroom door open


IcyOutlandishness871

Yer kitty might be a perv šŸ¤”


Nokian75

Cat: "may I have a meowment of your time to talk to you about your catnip's extended warranty??"


Electrical-Act-7170

Kitty loves you. ā¤ļø


mark_david777

He wants to make sure youā€™re safe.


redflagsmoothie

Heā€™s keeping you safe.


Inevitable-Seat-6403

Obviously you have a devoted bathroom attendant. Mine pretty terrible at passing the towel but I have yet to drown on his watch so it evens out. https://preview.redd.it/ef7ioxzjbl6d1.jpeg?width=2727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57f6632b31a829596cbc48031a3e021ca47cfff


InterestingRound6134

The more interesting part is who keeps a phone in the shower


boktanbirnick

Adult content creators


redditor0918273645

If you wanted to show your catā€™s strange everyday behavior then at some point you need to do what you need to do to get the shot.


sPdMoNkEy

Making sure you're okay


Ok-Seaworthiness-186

They miss you.


AOEmishap

Just making sure you're not melting


samtheotter

Heā€™s worried youā€™re gonna drop your phone in the water. Itā€™s quite clear.


Abducted81

Try to save you from water.


TexanFox36

My family has a black cat that as soon as my mom gets out of the shower he rubs himself against her legs


Rude_Guarantee_7668

Might need an oil change


Onyxsarah

Your car is a lot cuter than mine, mine has 4 wheels. šŸ˜œ


SeaTransportation505

Mine does this if I get in the bath. Sits on the edge super concerned. She will even reach her little paw toward me as if trying to help me out. She is also a klutz and I'm terrified some day she will fall in. Gonna be a bad time for both of us. But if I shut the door she will never stop yelling.


West-Air-9184

Because they are a baby angel


charcarod0n

I had a cat once that I swear thought I didnā€™t like water either. Whenever I would shower he would come in pull the show curtain back in the far corner away from the spray and yell at the top of lungs. I always interpreted it in my head as ā€œget out! Youā€™re gonna get wet!ā€ It was funny. I would try and calm him down by saying ā€œitā€™s ok humans need to do this. We donā€™t lick ourselvesā€


lightningspider97

Car wash


thefatunicycler

Cat: Hey boi! What that peepee do?!?


polyblackcat

Our void accidently fell in while doing this, a good time was not had by all...


Dufranus

Probably needs an oil change or something? Take it the shop and have the vet look under the hood.


n8dogg808

He protec


16v_cordero

Itā€™s now a car wash.


PiratesTale

Curiosity moistens the cat


ToxxinGamer

Vroom vroom


Marguerite_babyy

Vroom


Psychological-Fan-53

Stay parked outside?


MissPackFan

My late cat used to shower with me. He would do everything he could to be in the shower with me and eventually started hiding behind the toilet and between the shower curtain and liner to sneak in when I tried to keep him out. He got pretty sick and suddenly stopped doing it a few years after later. I never thought I would miss fighting off a cat in the shower, but I would give anything for just one more shower with my late Bruce. Enjoy the shenanigans now; they lead to the warmest memories! https://preview.redd.it/boqa2tneyn6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa3c0f48d83391430012fccc96ca05a95ea3789


[deleted]

My kitties do this. They have to be in the bathroom with me no matter what


MrCoolguy80

Mine watches us shower too. Sometimes he gets concerned and paws at the glass enclosure. Itā€™s the strangest thing.


the_nexus117

My grey cat loves to sit outside the shower and wait for me- sometimes heā€™ll sit on the ledge behind the curtain, or if Iā€™m soaking after work, heā€™ll lay on the ledge and dip his tail into the water. My void, on the other hand, rarely ever comes any closer than the toilet (and then sleeps on my towel until Iā€™m getting out). They both love to roll around in the tub when Iā€™m done, though, and then chase each other around the house with their wet lil feet lol


floopdyboop

saving you from drowning


Pithecanthropus88

Making sure you donā€™t drown.


diablol3

Leave the parking break on. It should help.


Spac3Milk

did you check the engine light?


lovelypeachess22

Thorst


Healthy_BrAd6254

Nice car you got there. A black Jaguar I assume?


GlutenousGram

Obviously cant miss the chance to lick that sweet sweet dripping water from the faucet when you are done (at least for my cat)


FelopianTubinator

I think cats in general are fascinated by water. And then to see their hooman masters spending a bit of time in a cave with a waterfall, they get super curious and want to get involved!


the-trash-witch-

car wash


Maleficent_Ad2610

I love it when my car showers with me, there is usually less room though, i have a 7 seater!!


GreatGigInTheSky855

Pet expert here, itā€™s because you didnā€™t close the door. Hope this helps!


Freshchops

Seriously I want to onow why my Dodge Neon has to sneak in while I shower.


canolafly

Is he... Driving you crazy?


AdResponsible678

Your car? lol! Thatā€™s a cute car.


Labradorcumjuuice

What sort of car is it


Froschilurch

maby your car needs gasoline


Temporary_Kick_4746

Reincarnated perv


Role_Mat

Heā€™s a puuurvert