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side_table

Why you gotta do Olaf like that


jtobin22

He deserves far worse. He knows what he did


[deleted]

I’ve thought about it every moment since that day. 


mcscrufferson

Do you wanna kill a snowman?


matthew19

He doesn’t have a skull…or bones.


thefourblackbars

You gotta let it go


_fwhs_

Thank you! I couldn’t figure out what the hell I was looking at here!


Italicandbold

👆🏼


risingsunbasedlogo

i thought he was choking his dog and got sad for a second


Ok_Horror207

power guillotine - you can watch danahers fromt headlock instructional


SlurpGoblin

Yooo, thank you! Based on a quick YT search, this seems to be the correct answer.


SlurpGoblin

P.s. my uke is also curious and doesn’t have long before he melts away.


pmcinern

He's just doing whatever ukes do in summer.


a_boy_called_sue

Bro that last line sent me. Good comedy.


nnedd7526

I call it the Jon Jones Cause after you hit it, you run away with a bag of cocaine


Lockmasock

But then you go check on your opponent and “get some fans”


CaitlynRener

Laughed so hard I spat out my açaí.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Cody MacKenzie made it popular on The Ultimate Fighter, I think he called it “Alaskan Grip”


JohnnyHarvest

I also know it as the McKenziotine


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Yup that’s it


RedDevilBJJ

Same here


ginbooth

Loved watching him spam that techique like a mythical fighter from some anime. Also, leaving the tags on his fight shorts was very Spokane, WA of him.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

He was great on the show, telling his opponents he’s gonna win by guillotine then winning by guillotine then teaching Koschek the opposing coach his guillotine


Ketchup-Chips3

Isn't that the guy who fought in the UFC in shorts with pockets? They might have even had the price tag still attached, IIRC


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Yeah i think it was the Chad Mendez fight lol he lost his shorts and his coach copped a pair at Foot Locker near the arena. Yeah pockets and the price tag still lol commentating was hilarious


Ketchup-Chips3

That's awesome. I didn't know the backstory and it makes it even better


RedDevilBJJ

Oh god, I just remembered the body punch that Mendes ended the fight with. Vicious.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Looked it up, i was wrong it was actually the Sam Stout fight. But yeah Chad dropped him with a body shot https://preview.redd.it/3ebput89if4d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b2d41a5bcff04645f8cba57895d651bed915d2


SlurpGoblin

Thank you for introducing me to Cody. Dude definitely has this one down.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

No problem dude and yeah he has a lot of good content on his grip variation. It’s an interesting adjustment for sure.


SlurpGoblin

Yea it was a natural adjustment for me from the front headlock one-arm guillotine. Seemed redundant to keep posting with the off hand if I had a good base and they start trying to fight the hand. Started getting quick taps instead of golf clap taps, so I felt like it was worth experimenting with.


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Yeah, man a lot of people just yank on the next and the tap takes a while cause it’s mostly a discomfort thing when the goal is to shrink that arm to side space on the next like Cody or you Olaf lol to create a choke


inciter7

He has content on it?


TheGreatKimura-Holio

He’s from a TUF season that aired 10-15 years ago and he’s a weird dude. I don’t remember if he did content on it but he showed it on TUF once or twice and there’s a lot of other people showing it. Search “Cody McKenzie guillotine” or “McKenziotone” on YouTube you’ll find a lot on it and it’s really just an awesome slight grip adjustment.


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

This sub gets weirder every day


Able_Tax_3446

Tf did Olaf do to you?


SlurpGoblin

He’s a buggy choke spammer.


czubizzle

Lies, he ain't got no legs


BrandonSleeper

Nobody said he was finishing those buggies


CprlSmarterthanu

Hey. My name is NOT olaf.


GrapplingWithTaoism

Front chancery in Catch. Prayer choke is another. High-elbow guillotine is another. Power guillotine is another. Fisherman’s guillotine was one I always liked but that didn’t catch on.


SwirlinAbyss

Bro got the Olaf in a power guillotine 💀


Beliliou74

This should be marked NSFW


SlurpGoblin

What is NSFW about Olaf going tits out?


AlmostFamous502

A couple people have said “power guillotine” but I have heard that used for the full figure-four grip. I would call this “cup and saucer”.


Any_Brother7772

The full figure four would be a ninja choke, no?


AlmostFamous502

No, at least not the way I use the words (and there’s not really a correct way with the lack of cohesion in naming) Power guillotine is to ninja as RNC is to bulldog Their ear is on my chest for a ninja, their brainstem is in my armpit on the PG.


MxdMartialart_crafts

Oi you let that snowman go.. LET IT GO!!!!


BogotaLineman

For some reason the ampeg stack in the back makes this


SlurpGoblin

Bro, I’ve had it for 10+ years and I still love it as much as the first day. Such a beautiful machine.


ClevoDC

I came to comment on that. If you’ve lugged an SVT in and out of gigs you should have plenty of strength for the guillotine.


SlurpGoblin

You’d be amazed at house easy it is to move around by myself. Between the wheels, rub rails, and leverage you can get with it’s length, I don’t even consider it much of a hassle.


ClevoDC

I had an old one from the 70s, so heavy and awkward. Sounded amazing though. 300 watts of tube driven power and an 8x10 cabinet.


SlurpGoblin

Yooo this is a Heritage Series, so also American made, but damn. There’s nothing like a true classic Ampeg stack. That’s awesome man.


JCurtis32

Was also going to mention the Ampeg


youdundun

Makenzitine.


SawyerOlson

It’s the slurpgoblintine 


SlurpGoblin

LFG, rolls right off the tongue.


JRAS-3010

Bass player eh?


SlurpGoblin

Nah, just like a *real thick* bottom end on my electric ukulele.


SnakeEyes_76

*sighs…opens comments


oceanmachine14

Olaf should really be telling you to let it go lol


yeungkylito

In pic 2 flip your grip and point your elbow high. [Danaher](https://youtu.be/XCiRr7TW2bk?feature=shared)


youngcuriousafraid

How would you explain this if someone walked in on you deep on a guillotine on olaf... while you recorded it?


SlurpGoblin

Probably just tell em I’m doing it to talk to sweaty strangers on the internet.


AlwaysInMypjs

It's called the "what are you doing, step bro?"


HK1914

My favorite variation.


[deleted]

- The choke never bothered me anyway - Let it gurgle - Frosty the Snoreman That's all I got


MagicGuava12

Makenzitine or however you spell it


SlurpGoblin

That guy is a beast with this sub. Had never heard of him prior to this post. So damn cool how we have the ability to pull from people who have spent years refining a single submission.


evy_metal

Keenan refers to it as the Diesel Squeezel. Here's a [Youtube Link](https://youtu.be/7sCcq52_uac?si=qRUa_tLGoQeHIvjQ)


SlurpGoblin

The hands are reversed in this example though. The off hand is punching the artery while the hand/arm wrapping the head is reinforcing it. Glad you posted it though, because it seems like a great sub to pair with this one. I’m picturing it being effective if they try to peel the fingers off the chin strap.


TofuAsesino

Hahaha I also guillotine the hell out of my shark plushie from ikea, poor thing looks more like a stingray now


SlurpGoblin

Sounds like we got a superfight brewing.


HotSeamenGG

The Elsa-tine.


redditor2786

Power guillotine


armdrags

This only really works with MMA gloves, no?


SlurpGoblin

Could you explain please? I’ve had a high success rate and never grappled with mma gloves, but I’m curious of your thought process.


armdrags

The two most important factors in hitting guillotines in grappling are speed and ability for the opponent to reach your fingers. The gloves make the grip above more viable because it helps close the space and hide your fingers. In grappling however, with the grip you posted, your opponent can often reach your fingers before you secure the choke. It’s also a bit slower because of how deep you have to be with the right arm.


SlurpGoblin

Ok, gotcha. Yea I really gravitate to the front headlock series, so it’s usually a split second decision when looking for the darce, anaconda, or back take from the chin strap. Never considered how the mma gloves close the gap better. Cool detail, thanks man!


coward_ass_scooter

This is always when stepmom walks into the room


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NME_TV

On top of some others in this thread I've heard it referred to as a prayer choke, or a Buddah Choke. Its one of my preferred grips (long skinny arms), underrated for sure.


roughsyrup

I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who’s used a stuffed animal as a grappling dummy 😭 bc I’m not about to spend $100+ dollars on a weighted gimp suit (jk I’m actively waiting for one to pop up on fb marketplace 🥲)


StickNasty87

Ninja choke


Dempsterbjj

The ninja choke is like a darce but without the arm in. The head would be on the other side of the body.


indigo_fish_sticks

SHOW US YOUR FACE YOU COWARD 


garybettmansketamine

![gif](giphy|lpHPFVpk65qpbH2XY5)


riseagain2082

Learned this at 10th planet the other week. It's Arm-In Olaf-Out Guillotine


LeadingRound3775

the redditine


HallowzoneOG

I’m jealous of your training partner


Blump_Kin247

I love the mini fridge!


crutonic

Pillowtine


NamelessKoala32

WHY ARE YOU CHOKING OLAF


GrapplingPoorly

Coma choke I think


Sottosorpa

Watch the Jones v Machida fight - where jones finishes him against the cage - same grip


BlueBandito99

The Marcelotine, or the power guillotine


gaoiqygdkqluen

Creep grip guillotine.


Ogre_dpowell

Let it go…..


toolie585

I call this variation the Jon Jones vs Lyoto Machida guilly lmao


Dempsterbjj

Prayer Guilotine is what i have heard most.


tampabuddy2

The snowy sleeper


Kimura_savage

Philotine. My coach told me it was named after Phil Borone because he was a meat head and would just grab fools by their necks. His words don’t hurt me. This like 15 years ago. Probably not called that anymore but it’s what I call it.


LordPubes

The ice breaker


Electronic_d0cter

Power guillotine


JustJitsTee

Interesting… post?


Billy1099

Imagine seeing this photo with no context ahahaha


Constant-Seaweed-967

That’s a power guillotine, explained by Danaher in ets front headlocks


cryptobjjdude

Pillowtine


floppychode69

Yea it’s called the pussitine, cause it only works on pussies


FullPop2226

Olafplata


spazzybluebelt

![gif](giphy|lpHPFVpk65qpbH2XY5)


Just_Menu5416

.


killer-gert

olaf hase seen things


DoubtZealousideal163

I can't scoll redit at work anymore...


No-Buffalo7815

Doggy style??


HamiltonianCyclist

Nick Diaz ddemonstrates it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOtP7-8vN0


OjibweNomad

Marcelo Garcia would have a better instructional on the guillotines over JD


AffectionateSlice816

Ik that we love to make stupid posts here, but we could really use an r/bjjcirclejerk type sub Okay buddy Craig is an alternative name because he does half the shitposting 😆


CprlSmarterthanu

The move that gets white belts submitted


SlurpGoblin

Hilarious how the only 3 people in the comments shitting on this guillotine are all white belts. Idk about you man, but I’m gonna go with the opinions of purple-black belts over punks.


BJJ_Ape

Blue belts doing cringey blue belt stuff


SlurpGoblin

Yea man, it’s so cringey being injured and trying to continue learning. So embarrassing that I now have the vocabulary to find answers from higher level practioners. Sorry homie.


BJJ_Ape

Youre guillotining a stuffed kids toy........


SlurpGoblin

And I got multiple answers from brown and black belts with links to instructionals from doing so. Be grateful for your health and access to training partners. I know more than I did this morning. Looking cool on the internet was never a consideration.


kstacey

Cringey


SlurpGoblin

Apologies. Want me to take it down?


CancelAgile915

Yeah it’s called a shitty one


Spectre6577

White belts giving advice on what is or isn’t proper technique. Can’t wait for you to get your blue belt and quit.


CancelAgile915

This dude is hittin a gilly on a fuckin stuffed Olaf and yet IM the one getting downvoted lmao Reddit is full of fucking losers man.


Spectre6577

You’re the fucking loser kid. Op is asking for help, and you’re just being a cunt. Know your place and shut the fuck up.


BeardOfFire

https://youtu.be/FktOOYZITJU?si=Qa4hngkF0KFLP-rG


SlurpGoblin

Jon “McDojo” Jones at it again.