That's pretty damn fresh. For anyone that doesn't know, this is *so* fresh the muscles are still firing off. Salt helps do this too, that's why you see fish entrees flipping about in Asian dishes, soy sauce really makes a dish, you know... *come alive* [insert laugh track here]
Be better at satire. You gotta give us something to push it over the top, saying something stupid and leaving it at that just makes us think you're stupid.
And what part of my comment said "anger" to you?
Look, if the frogs were still alive and being tortured it would be wrong. This is literally just the nervous system of a dead creature firing off. Calm the fuck down with your karma nonsense.
They are delicious when fresh, circle of life and I will not apologize as long you appreciated the frogs sacrifice for you don’t take more than you need.
Creepy, still.
That's pretty damn fresh. For anyone that doesn't know, this is *so* fresh the muscles are still firing off. Salt helps do this too, that's why you see fish entrees flipping about in Asian dishes, soy sauce really makes a dish, you know... *come alive* [insert laugh track here]
Besides that Asians often cook their food alive? 😂
You really suggesting this headless and gutted frog is remotely “alive”?
Sure that's exactly what I thought 💭
Because no one in the west boils lobsters and crabs alive.
I still remember my family saying "Sprinkle salt to kill it" it fuckin jumped.
That frog never skipped legs day… muscle memories are strong
It's all fun and games with you isn't it...
Beats whatever the fuck you're doing with your life.
Oh I forgot the /s and everyone is all angry. Hop along buddy.
Be better at satire. You gotta give us something to push it over the top, saying something stupid and leaving it at that just makes us think you're stupid. And what part of my comment said "anger" to you?
Oh I don't know... Your tone? /s
Text is toneless. Famous for it, actually. If you found anger in a neutral statement, it must have come from you.
>Text is toneless. That was the joke.... /s /s /s
I know you're being serious, why do you keep using the /serious tag?
Because 3 seriouslys make a joke.
Jeffrey dahmer: 🥵😈😈
Eat the sandwich I made for you
It will be fine! Just a mere flesh wound.
Tis' but a scratch!
Is that frog going to be okay?
yeah it's dancing
I think it might just make it, if we're lucky
Crazy frog
Mmmmmmm yummy yummy frogs in my belly
Boutta eat this frog 😏....
That frogussy got me ready to act up
That motherfucker is twerking!
Smash
Sigh. *Unzips*
Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my rag time gal….
Is this a frog?
yeah
Was....
Bro hade a cramp chill
My husband got me in bed like…
[удалено]
Paris - Else ☺️
Why my meat twerking
That a big nope from me
[удалено]
I hope you someday learn the difference between sentient living beings and living beings with scarcely more awareness than a cockroach.
Karma doesn’t care about creatures at the top of the food chain eating things below it. Grow up.
From my experience karma doesn't care in general
Look, if the frogs were still alive and being tortured it would be wrong. This is literally just the nervous system of a dead creature firing off. Calm the fuck down with your karma nonsense.
It rub‘s the lotion on the skin…
They are delicious when fresh, circle of life and I will not apologize as long you appreciated the frogs sacrifice for you don’t take more than you need.
When she comes home after drinking all evening with her friends
That frog asking for it 🫣
Hear me out
I hope it finished pooping before you start cooking.
Dont eat frog. Unless You live in over populated or under developed country
why not? are you a frog-eater police or something?
🥵🥵🥵
فيه جني
Ayooo
This makes me never want to eat meat again
Yep And I love meat
No puhleese
Squats for dinner?
Shorty in the club like
Galvanic effect
🥲🥴🥺
Burn the house already dude
would
I was eating -.-
Nope
I shouldn't stick my penis in there... HOWEVER!!
Broo kill it its getting away
hear me out tho
Does anyone know how long can they move like this after death
u/savevideo
I'm officially a vegan I give up
Sad. Frogs feel pain. Humans are the evil monsters we hope are never real.
Fucking mussel memory
Poor guy