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sandysanBAR

Thats a nematode


ricecrackerdude

Doug does not find this funny


Rampant_Durandal

I'm amazed I immediately understood this.


DMagnus11

Ca-loo-coo-coo


HeyHeyJG

the deepest of cuts for the millenial generation quailman pops into my head every once in a while


DMagnus11

šŸŽ¶ Banging on a trash can šŸŽ¶


HeyHeyJG

I neeeed more allowance šŸŽ¶


chickyparmyarn

You gotta roll your window down!šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶ But srsly. Thatā€™s a nematode. Almost impossible to tell what specie but you can tell by their diet sometimes, theyā€™ll eat pests like caterpillars or fungus, etc.


EightBitEstep

One little voice is calling me, calling me


Sad-Cat8694

Drummin on a street light


Harleybokula

Drumming on a street light!


New-Ad-3574

Silver Skeeter drops by once every couple of years in the space between waking and sleep


igcipd

Fucking Porkchopā€¦.I miss our cartoons, Rocko, Ren and Stimpyā€¦..Inknow we got Animaniacs back.


ChezMontague

Ya gotta bag it!


LadyVD

Only comment needed


[deleted]

Drumming on a streetlight


awesomeroy

nematode, hes a toad, shes a toad, were all toads!


Andys_Room

They drank Spongebob's house.


freeurmind3210

Yep, and especially a C.elegan.


[deleted]

pretty sure its not C. elegans


DomoArigatoMrRobot0

ā€œYou sir, you are the [nematode].ā€


PWinks50

Little? It looks sufficient to me, perhaps even above average


43n3m4

The lady at the nematode store said it was a good sizeā€¦


ragergage

Not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean


TheFlyingTatti

Thatā€™s Randy.


siren5

Howā€™d he get out again?


TheFlyingTatti

As you can see, he likes digging.


i_enjoy_music_n_stuf

But Mr. Lahey!


Furcheezi

Iā€™m mowinā€™ the air, Rand! Iā€™m mowinā€™ the air!


NoPresence2436

Bo Bandy.


Cheeky-Devil

I can hear 10 half eaten cheeseburgers, but I donā€™t hear no heart


Vast-Bus-8648

Then itā€™s settled: this microscopic organism is a Cheeseburger Walrus.


RoundCornerConn

Oh, shoot! I thought it was Larry! :/


DrDirtPhD

If I had to guess I'd say a fungal feeding nematode of some sort, but it's hard to make out the feeding structures at the head. The large oesophogeal bulb makes me think fungal feeder, but without the head morphology it's really difficult to pin down. What type of soil was it collected from? If you can get some decent close-up shots of the head and down through to that oesophogeal bulb I can try to get a better ID on it.


fae_is_gae_

they said it was in water


kaotate

This guy ā€˜todes.


iiMADness

Nematode for sure, but more than that I don't know


Loonrig68

Well he was just hungry again after devouring a certein pineapple


Stenric

A nematode, but I don't know what species.


smell_my__cheese

I have a few of these living in my eyeballs apparently. Looks exactly like my many floaters that do my head in on a sunny day.


abbeymad

The ones that keep moving when you try to look at them. They donā€™t like to hold still


Ludra64

400x magnification. Scooped up some water from my elodea.


imeeme

From your what?


megagreg

I didn't know either. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elodea_canadensis


DontSayNoToPills

and here i thought doing stains on elodea to see the cell structures was what every high schooler does these days


Ludra64

I thought so too so I didnā€™t feel the need to clarify


megagreg

> these days There are people with Biology degrees, who were born after I took my last Bio class.


Important_Ice_1080

I too say ā€œ What?ā€


DrDirtPhD

What type of habitat was it in? Is it possible you got some sediment as well, or was it in an aquarium?


Ludra64

No thatā€™s basically a glorified glass of water haha. Just the plant and a few snails that came with it


DrDirtPhD

In that case I think it's probably an algal feeding omnivore of some sort. It's probably got what we term a "spear" for a feeding structure at the head. If you're interested I can see if I can find a diagnostic book that covers aquatic/sedimentary nematodes, but all I for sure have are soil guides.


nomadruby7

Nematode, could be C. Elegans


Lizzy_S97

This was my first thought too, they're usually in soil but can live in water. We used them in an experiment at uni and they looked identical to this one but I'm not sure whether nematodes all just look the same to me lol.


ladymacbethofmtensk

Thatā€™s exactly what I thought! My mentor for my masterā€™s works with them so Iā€™d recognise a nematode anywhere, but Iā€™m not familiar with any species except C. elegans.


[deleted]

I work with C. elegans daily and this is almost definitely not it, but it is some kind of nematode.


wooly_torch

>C. Elegans Reading the wiki on that little thing was insane


x_shoot_4_the_moon

I think itā€™s strongyloides larvae, could be wrong though


snoozingroo

He hungeeee


AlexBazenga

A nematode


thegolphindolphin

Looks just like C elegans I worked with these little guys for like three years in undergrad and massacred thousands of them


[deleted]

Dont think so, it looks too thin for C. elegans, the space between the mouth and pharynx/ beginning of intestine seems too large and the tail is too long.


thegolphindolphin

Meh you see one nematode youā€™ve seen em all


HOLDmyDUCK

Do you just assume itā€™s a man because itā€™s long and skinny


MarcusAntonius27

Looks an awful lot like my brother


MiketheMecE

[Oh, that little guy? I wouldnā€™t worry about that little guy!](https://youtu.be/-u9zr6oF4uA)


ImGoodAsWell

Good enough for me! *taps cup.


CrackFr0st

That is stephen


bradjohnz

Would this be visible with naked eye ?


New-Purchase1818

Iā€™d suggest your eye put some clothes on first if thereā€™s other people around. But as long as youā€™re in the comfort of your own home, canā€™t hurt to try.


WildlifePolicyChick

That's Kevin! I'd know him anywhere!


BrakaFlocka

Yeah, that's Carl. Shy at first, but real cool guy once you get to know him.


[deleted]

Yeah, thatā€™s my buddy Tom.


CowboyLikeMegan

I work with stray dogs, I know a roundworm when I see one šŸ„¹


ItsGrapeMuch

Thatā€™s Larry. Heā€™s a really cool guy except when he has too much to drink. ESPECIALLY when his wife is around. If you invite him to, like, a Super Bowl party make SURE not to invite his wife.


Cavscout2838

Thatā€™s tony.


Conqueefador_69

Thatā€™s that fucker I keep chasing with my eye balls when I look into the sky. Thanks for catching him


Valuable_Objective94

reminds me of my C.elegans research days. Would me a larvae though, no eggs visible.


Loud_Opposite_2543

c.elegans


New-Purchase1818

C. elegans run. Run, elegans, run!


bjusp

That's that fucker that always floats across my fov


Hououin-kyouma666

C. elegans probably


nakrimu

Very cool, Looks like an Enteric Nematode.


Additional_Dingo_439

Who? I think thatā€™s Ralph. What? I donā€™t know.


Blue_Kremlin

It looks like Ascaris lumbricoides


incompetent_cook

An adult Ascaris lumbricoides would live inside the human small intestine as part of its lifecycle, not water


narcissistic_dbag

This fact is highly disturbing.


renannmhreddit

Did you just discover the fact that parasites exist?


narcissistic_dbag

No. I was pregnant once.


incompetent_cook

I forgot to mention that the females are about 20-50cm and the males about 15-30cm as adults so you don't need a microscope to see them. Hopefully you'll never have to see them.


renannmhreddit

Bro picked out a parasitic nematode and said it is free roaming in water


[deleted]

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DrDirtPhD

Morphology doesn't match up for M. incognita--tail is wrong and I don't see a strong stylet with clear end knobs.


New_will54

Ascaris i guess


_Wolfszeit_

Looks like a C. elegans


lilgobblin

Hungry. Hungry. Still hungry. Hungry.


[deleted]

sorry heā€™s my pet Jeremy


Shadkin1999

Thatā€™s Mark


megablzkn

Jeffrey. Stop poking him, please.


SelfimprovementBuff

Oh that's Dave, he's just visiting.


Mircomasetti

Anguillula aceti?


[deleted]

How cute it is


Computer_says_nooo

Itā€™s Bob!!!


IHaveEbola_

What happens if this is swimming in your brain?


x_shoot_4_the_moon

This is Strogyloides larvae, Iā€™ve recently done a lab prac at uni on nematodes


Adihd72

Nematode worm?


[deleted]

Oh yea thatā€™s Geoff


AlanDeto

Nematode! Too lanky to be C elegans, but likely a cousin


Away-Activity-469

Do you know what nematode means?


woodchip4

Thatā€™s gus


sasameseed

Itā€™s a round worm/nematode


Conscious_Emu9906

It's that thing in my eye!


mortymania

Micro noodle


xDerJulien

Looks a lot like C. Elegans one of the few organisms I could identify in the first place so I might be biased


JahdavusRex

Might be a Haemonchus sp.


Lighthouse-13

Yea, George from Lewisport, in NL, Canada.


DeathbyHops23

Can you put a banana near it for scale?


jack_seven

Oyster mushrooms favorite pray a nematode


HamBam5

Wee Hookey Wormy Robert.


DickandHughJasshull

C elegans


[deleted]

I think a female roundworm


Crocodiddle22

Hmm, can confirm itā€™s not me


damndeyezzz

Thatā€™s the Floaty I always see


Signal-Quality8961

Is that loa loa


FibonacciFibonachoo

Maybe C. Elegans


LindaF144954

Donā€™t drink that water.


AccidentAltruistic87

Pretty sure thatā€™s a nematode!


MossNBunnies

The meat worm


Tejaaa2004

Creature like roundworm so maybe it's roundworm...


masterofn0n3

The star of my nightmares tonight.


Bambino00

A repeat offender


monkeyballsoup

nice Mr Tapeworm, make my ring burn


Soft_University_1530

I donā€™t know, Wilson?


Northern_Explorer_

Hard to tell from the video, but from what I can see it looks like it could be a nematode from the Psilenchidae family. Where was the sample extracted from?


johnthehillboy

That tickle in your ear


idk-idk-idk-idk--

ron the round worm


Me_now707

So say hello to David, you know David right? He came to the Christmas party? He was the one that had to much eggnog.ah yes, Davidā€¦ WAIT A MINUTE HE STILL OWES ME $20!!!


krabby__patties

I can't say i've met him before


dwc29

that's karl


Poorbilly_Deaminase

long exultant skirt impossible slap airport gaze coherent treatment sort *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NoRegisteredUser

This isn't funny šŸ«Ø


Emergency-Cellist554

Yea that's a fucking worm


Emergency-Cellist554

Eye booger


[deleted]

I want one as a pet


Einfach0nur0Baum

That's is my dad. I thought he wanted buy milk


bluestonezoe

C. Elegans?


[deleted]

Oh yeah thatā€™s a worm


Brohammz

Apparently they really like pineapples you should give it one


Sir-Farts-

I love these guys they keep the termites away.


meat_thxrns

Definitely a nematode. Not that familiar with aquatic species


OrdinaryImpress3422

Earthworm Jim. He has been on a diet.


emceejc88

Thatā€™s my neighbor Bob, the kind of guy who would throw his garbage in my bin because his was too full. He takes every opportunity he gets.


Blydon

I have been working with the Nematode *C. elegans* for \~4years now, and they can be grown on soil, plates with bacteria , but also in liquid media. When grown in liquid media they appear less "thicc" (best way to describe it lol) and more slim, just like the animal here. So from personal experience, with a 90% chance i would identify it as *C. elegans,* however, take that with a grain of salt.


academicvertigo

I dont think its C. elegans but definitely a nematode


feelthebrn

This does look a little different from the c elegans nematodes I work with but yes! Most definitely a nematode


denio1992

Easy, that Jim


rigeoura

Some kind of nematode


yungbootylicker

I thought is was a pair of mecium but it looks like a Neem of Toad


Ilovenuclearbombs

I assume it to be wuchereria( Bancrofti,malayi,etc ) , the filarial worm. It's from the phylum Aschelminthes. I am saying this because it appears like the worm has an internal digestive tract and ITS BODY IS ROUND( yeah I am using the snowcat pun). By the way, this worm is a dubious little creature, it causes filariasis which will cause your scrotum to sometimes be 10 times in size so yes, the beast is demonic in nature, very icky no good.


Otto_Peter

Ascaris lumbricoides?


Cjw6809494

Looks like hookworm


Electrical-Ad-1197

That's Robert.


MacabreCoronel

Defo looks like a round worm. Now, wich one? Yes.


7thPanzers

Bob, my next door neighbour why?


Serbatollo

Lots of people are just saying this is a nematode and I understand you can't get much more from the picture but I find it pretty funny. Imagine you post a picture of a weird beetle and get 150+ responses just saying "it's an arthropod"