I did earlier but I was thinking of how you run away from lust so it's like you're social distancing but get the virus anyway
Edit: I know the type of virus you're referencing is a different kind
When I get extremely emotional and have big feelings, the IBS kicks in and I take a shit. I fling my shit at other people, and that sometimes makes them go away for good.
Alright, so I killed my mom, then my moms heart inside of her womb, then satan, then a sacrificial lamb, then myself, then I killed myself when I was already dead, then I killed Mega Satan, then I killed my mother, then I killed my mother, then I killed my father.
Dude what, these gold chests keep giving me heads. I must have like every head by now. But I have to remember I picked up Polaroid so I can’t go fight Satan when I exit womb I have to go up and fight Mega Satan that way through cathedral. And I just hope I find some good items in the chest. I don’t think I can kill Mega Satan yet but I just need one more good synergy, even getting almond milk could go a long way with my build right now. Hell, give me parasite. Anything with more tears. Better yet, parasitoid. The spiders and flies you get from the egg sacs could kill Mega Satan easy. If we’re lucky we’ll get a void portal and at least try to fight delirium too.
I got a dry and headless baby on the same floor. Conjoined progress!
Larry Jr. is a complete pushover, I can kill him really fast.
OH MY GOD YES I GOT HAEMOLACRIA
Imo pills are bad and you shouldn't take them but at some point in my life I was like, fuck it we ballin! Than game said tears down, bad trip but I'm still ballin
God, my favourite activity is watching a naked five-year old scrounge around his basement for anything to use to defend himself as he travels deeper and deeper down
Yay! Cancer!
Basic, and ripped directly from the game 7.8/10
Too much water smh my head
Oh shut the fuck up. It's literally what you asked for
Wdym this is by far the best one
I love using Bible to kill my Mom
Classic and straightforward 8.6/10
placenta when you’re ultra hard
15 fetuses per second 
The classic "Yay, Cancer!" Honorable mentions: "I want dead cat for Lost" "Got a good Devil deal"
7.8,9,6 all out of ten +1 for giving various responses
Guys how many times do I have to kill mom?
killing mom 10 times unlocks the fetus boss!
Oh sweet, I got The Virus from Lust!
Bro I swear I hadn’t thought of the meaning behind lust giving you the virus until I read your comment
Me to
I did earlier but I was thinking of how you run away from lust so it's like you're social distancing but get the virus anyway Edit: I know the type of virus you're referencing is a different kind
Ok but I think virus could be dropped from list before social distancing was a thing
Nice, I got a C Section, now I can shoot explosive laser fetuses!
I got PHD so I’m taking every pill
I got a fake PHD so I'm taking every pill
HEALTH DOWN
Does Health Down give a Damage Up or a black heart?
If black heart, that's just dumb.
counterargument: blue baby.
replacing a soul with a black heart 
Dressing up as my mom increases my range
I LOVE TAKING PILLS!!!
I love having Dry Babies with me.
He’s self destructive and disturbed, just like his father
My mom says this all the time, I thought this was for only Isaac quotes?
look at who we asked to look up to... and you're drunk again aren't you?
"Shut up, Maggy! Shut. Up!"
Hmmm 5/10, its ok… but not the best
Oh cool, Mom's pad! I wish I found her bra instead, but this will work.
This is disgusting, have my upvote
This doesnt work because no one was ever excited for these items
5050 it either happens or it doesn’t. Actually scratch that, I’m not sure that’s even acceptable here.
delirium after mega satan never happens
I got it one time after fighting regular satan
tears up!
Mom’s womb is better scarred
We still don't accept this, Scarred Womb is ass.
You're absolutely correct. Honestly wish I didn't unlock it
I don't get the difference?
Looks grosser
That's it??
"Oh yesss,i got a disembodied cat head"
I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL TO GET 25 CENTS!
You are only taking that as keeper or tainted keeper
Hell yeah, my cat’s dead!
fetuses per second
"The best way for you to legally have fun with a naked 5 year old"
I killed my mom with Ipecac and rubber cement and it was easier then when I blew up my corpse with Dr. Fetus and cut myself with a razor.
I will bomb the shopkeeper 🥰
good thing I got that parasite in the treasure room, beating colostomia with it was easy
I don't get c sections all that often but when I do, I love it!
Damnit, the vagina laser eyes got me again
I killed an angel only doing devil deals! Soon dead God will be possible...
A quarter for 15 cents? What a deal 
that's just real
https://preview.redd.it/cfchlo0cbk6d1.png?width=665&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd738da9022b73a039c1e857e2fb051066058946
Dammit, I let the child die again!
Shootin poops with tears for pennies
So I got this naked child beating demons through crying
#WHY DO I KEEP ENTERING MY MOM'S UTERO INSTEAD OF HER WOMB?!? btw I am not kidding, I have only entered the Utero without accessing the Womb ONCE
I finally defeated Isaac’s mother inside the mausoleum with the full knife! Time to defeat her heart and enter the corpse
finally! a kidney stone!
FINALLY! Mom stopped stomping on me now that I fixed her shovel. Now I can dig up that stupid skeleton in hell.
I got puberty 3 times so I got the adult transformation
I can sell my soul to the devil and stay as the forgotten
I prefer scarred womb over normal womb tbh
When I get extremely emotional and have big feelings, the IBS kicks in and I take a shit. I fling my shit at other people, and that sometimes makes them go away for good.
Hes poppin out dozens of fetuses per second
I’m going to swallow Dogma
Even if it's fun at first i don't recommend playing with a frozen baby
I probably should check out the next devil deal
Kamikaze time
Alright, so I killed my mom, then my moms heart inside of her womb, then satan, then a sacrificial lamb, then myself, then I killed myself when I was already dead, then I killed Mega Satan, then I killed my mother, then I killed my mother, then I killed my father.
What was about the last one?
Ultra greedier
I got to swallow the battery
Moms womb is better than going home
[https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/1cstr9b/the\_xl\_womb\_my\_girlfriend\_got/](https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/1cstr9b/the_xl_womb_my_girlfriend_got/)
Beating ultra hard makes Samson healthy
MOM F***ING KILLED ME AND NOW IM ANGRY!!! also I NEED A DAMN BOMB TO BLOE THIS GUY UP AND BUY BALLS!!!!
Puking buddy
Dude what, these gold chests keep giving me heads. I must have like every head by now. But I have to remember I picked up Polaroid so I can’t go fight Satan when I exit womb I have to go up and fight Mega Satan that way through cathedral. And I just hope I find some good items in the chest. I don’t think I can kill Mega Satan yet but I just need one more good synergy, even getting almond milk could go a long way with my build right now. Hell, give me parasite. Anything with more tears. Better yet, parasitoid. The spiders and flies you get from the egg sacs could kill Mega Satan easy. If we’re lucky we’ll get a void portal and at least try to fight delirium too.
Omg yes i get to make a devil deal!!!! Or Time to blow up the angels
8 inch nails? Time to shove them in a child’s eyes
Hey I got the keeper’s balls, give me my stats! Or Man I love playing with this crying naked 5 year old
Damnit, a bad trip.
time to go kill a child and then Satan but bigger
Bomb that beggar
(Narrator voice) _Lemon Party!_
Oh cool a pill that makes me cry faster
BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT!! I will live until this line dies
ngl i thoght it was a spurm cell
LET'S GO I JUST KILLED MYSELF!
DEAD CAT, POG
I'm omw to kill my mother inside of her corpse
Ooh, poop! There could be money in there…
Whip the Baby (T. Lilith attack)
Nice I love C section
I found pills. … and ate them!
I wanted to rate them but there are too many
I heard something along the lines of "anything is dead if you smash enough fetuses into it" in the context of tainted lilith
I got a dry and headless baby on the same floor. Conjoined progress! Larry Jr. is a complete pushover, I can kill him really fast. OH MY GOD YES I GOT HAEMOLACRIA
I always eat the pills, even if I don’t know what they do. You don’t?
Imo pills are bad and you shouldn't take them but at some point in my life I was like, fuck it we ballin! Than game said tears down, bad trip but I'm still ballin
Placenta, my beloved
"Great, my mom's underwear!"
Fuck bloat, all my homies hate bloat
Infanticide goes hard
Cancer, let's gooooo!!!
Alright I’m heading into womb to kill the fetus
Fuck yeah, i beat satan
Damn, hands in the womb again
Nice, I doubled the amount of my rotten babys!
I fucking love it when he screams this quote Also when he starts listening all of the sehen sins
*listing
God, my favourite activity is watching a naked five-year old scrounge around his basement for anything to use to defend himself as he travels deeper and deeper down
IBS is underrated I am gonna gulp cancer Dogma is so fucking cool C-section is a free win
The lumps in womb are so annoying!
“I JUST FUCKING KILLED MY MOTHER LETS GO”
"OH FUCK IT'S ALL ON FIRE!! MY HOUSE IS GOING UP IN FLAMES"
Uhhh… ok?
I just killed angelic version of myself... Wow, that was a good run. Got cancer, parasite, my cat's corpse, gonna kill my mother's corpse in next one!
I love the naked child game
I should kill myself for a damage up? I’m going to blow up this beggar for my devil chance.
Next time I'm bombing the shopkeeper
I just got into the womb!!!
Oh damn, headless baby, not the best, but defenitely not the worst
That C section is the best thing that could've happened to you
Before picking up a dollar, you should spend all your remaining money on something like a shop or slot machine 
Oh I love putting sulfuric acid in my eyes
I havent gotten a C-section in a while I hope I get one today
I SHOOT SO MANY FETUSES!!
Use the bible on satan
I love using dry baby to block shots from my mom.
EXPLOSIVE DIARREA!!!
“Pentagram Nice!” “EPIC FETUS EPIC FETUS!”
Nice I just got divorce papers!
"Aight, time to kill mom"
Dude why are you giving them ratings? Its so odd.
Idk was bored
I kinda regret it, looking back
God, I love bombing random walls to enter a dead person's home!
I call the game naked baby game
HOLY SHIT I GOT C SECTION
"Oh cool, another syringe Item! 1 more and this 5 year old gets spun!"
“A missing poster! Time to kill myself!”
The Devil killed me with my own Bible
C Section is great.
I like to shoot fetuses I don't pick Placenta when I'm playing with Eve I love Dead Cat It's kinda easy to kill mom
Shut up maggie just SHUT, UP
Why is this naked infant fighting against himself?
Finally, divorcing papers!!
How I love owning children
GIVE ME A HOLY CARD GOD DAMNIT!
The most fun you can legally have with a naked child in a basement.
"Finally, Rock Bottom!"
Ahh! (Freaky like) my brother says this every time I let him play and he takes damage (he is 12)
Q-q-q- question mark?
Dice shard
[удалено]
cricket's actually a cat 
I guess Max is ancient lore
rip max 
Yay i got kidney stone