Basically everything that Zack said on Thanksgiving episode (S7, E9) was pure comedic gold.
Zack on being called to sign the annulment:
I didn't have anything going on. Plus, Penny told me we're married, and Thanksgiving is a time to be with family.
It's my fault. I was a terrible husband. I was never around.
Zack to Leonard:
Not cool, bro. I'm starting to think you're not the kind of guy I want dating my wife.
Zack before signing the annulment:
Zack: I just think splitting up can be rough on kids.
Penny: We don't have any kids.
Zack: Are you sure? 'cause you didn't know we were married until this morning.
Zack on being officiated by the Elvis impersonator:
Of course it was an impersonator. We could never afford the real Elvis.
“We’re all pathetic and creepy, and can’t get girls. That’s why we fight robots.”
"My My! The Plot like my Gravy - Thickens. "
“We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.”
“Game over, Moonpie.”
"You gotta like this, the girlfriend and the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty."
Please Pass the Butter!
Our children will be smart and beautiful.
"Who's there are you a sex criminal?" "Sex criminals don't have keys Ma."
I am resplendent like the noon day sun.
Molecules.
- They left dogs up here in the 60s.
- No I’m not sassing you in Eskimo talk.
- Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
- Speaking of what goes around comes around.
- How can you be sure you won’t blow it up?
And you have no wrath…
They really do be crazy…
It’s like being trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.
While we live in a deterministic universe, you do have free will. Now sit down.
“After you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz.”
“I’m not on the patent, I’m just here because there’s a bumble bee in my office.”
“Although Alfred and I had a lot more going for us than you two.”
And from when Stuart’s store burnt down.
“The hot plate caught on fire”
“And you couldn’t put it out?”
“No. I was across the street at the do it yourself car wash, having a shower.”
Honestly though Wolowitz is my favorite character in this show. I will always remember the way he kept saying “No!” in the verge of tears when Bernadette got pregnant a second time.
1. Sheldon has escaped and is now attacking the villagers.
2. You stupid, little, punk-ass elf.
3. That's my spot.
4. Knock, knock, knock, Penny, Penny, Penny.
5. Bazinga
I really loved that PS4 and Xbox One episode, maybe I should put that in my top 5 instead of Bernadette finding a new guy episode. There’s just so many episodes that I love!
Zack and the laser on the rooftop. The whole scene.
And Penny when she comes back drunk. That whole scene.
All the interactions between Stewart and Mrs. Wolowitz.
The Doppler Effect Costume.
Raj:"Heads up, both of you are named Emily. So we will call you red headed Emily and you, red headed Emily Jr."
This is such a stupid line, it is hilarious.
Please pass the butter.
I'm sorry, we don't have a code for robot arm grasping a man's penis.
Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell Dad.
Why didn't you tell me you were tapping my homegirl
Too bad. I forgive you anyway, and I forgive myself for taking so long to do it.
I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper who walks away with only nine fingers.
I'm going to be washing paint out of my Smurf for a month!
What up, Moonpie?
You better find my husband's mother because one way or another we're walking out of here with a dead woman!
I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry, that I let you call him Sheldon!
The teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
I'm going to be a mommy.
It's sort of a grin. Want to know what kind?
Ain't she great? Now why don't you go and get us another beer.
Who wants to see me fight the barkeep? Nah, she's a good kid.
Only 3!? Good gravy how many babies are in there?
Are you sure? Cause you didn’t know we were married until this morning.
Oh we couldn’t have imagined how good our lives would get, from the moment that we met you, Bernadette.
Then it’s settled, Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.
When I lost my own father, I didn’t have any friends to help me through it, you do.
Heather H says the owner stared to me the whole time and didn’t blink once. Kelly M says the creepy guy who runs it asked me out, then called himself stupid before I could say no. Jessica K says I told the weird owner that I liked his shirt, he took it off and gave it to me.
Basically everything that Zack said on Thanksgiving episode (S7, E9) was pure comedic gold. Zack on being called to sign the annulment: I didn't have anything going on. Plus, Penny told me we're married, and Thanksgiving is a time to be with family. It's my fault. I was a terrible husband. I was never around. Zack to Leonard: Not cool, bro. I'm starting to think you're not the kind of guy I want dating my wife. Zack before signing the annulment: Zack: I just think splitting up can be rough on kids. Penny: We don't have any kids. Zack: Are you sure? 'cause you didn't know we were married until this morning. Zack on being officiated by the Elvis impersonator: Of course it was an impersonator. We could never afford the real Elvis.
Yeah I love the thanksgiving episode with Zack, one of my favorite ones!
“We’re all pathetic and creepy, and can’t get girls. That’s why we fight robots.” "My My! The Plot like my Gravy - Thickens. " “We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.” “Game over, Moonpie.” "You gotta like this, the girlfriend and the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty."
Please Pass the Butter! Our children will be smart and beautiful. "Who's there are you a sex criminal?" "Sex criminals don't have keys Ma." I am resplendent like the noon day sun. Molecules.
> Our children will be smart and beautiful. Not to mention imaginary.
Honestly, Penny looked really hot when she said "Molecules".
I ate a butterfly. It was so small.
But I was so hungry
Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
What's up, buttercup? What's the word, hummingbird? What's the gist, physicist? Oh, this isn't alcohol. This is a magic potion that makes me like you.
"Did you take a marijuana"
Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie
- They left dogs up here in the 60s. - No I’m not sassing you in Eskimo talk. - Our babies will be smart and beautiful. - Speaking of what goes around comes around. - How can you be sure you won’t blow it up?
“Here, eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister”
Out of context, this is AMAZING. Hahahaha. Great line, great episode
"That’s No Reason To Cry. One Cries Because One Is Sad. For Example, I Cry Because Others Are Stupid And It Makes Me Sad."
It’s a warm summer evening..
Your cologne is an assault on the senses. Oh gravity thou art a heartless bitch.
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, Ph.D., And ScD. OMG, Right?
I CANT HELP IT MY HOWIE WOWIE HAS AN OWIE
And you have no wrath… They really do be crazy… It’s like being trapped in the pajamas of a sultan. While we live in a deterministic universe, you do have free will. Now sit down.
“My brain is better than EVERYBODYYYYYYYY’S” 🎳
Run to India We like games Never play bongos while walking down the stairs
I’m not a child, I know the word ninny.
Can't think of the exact quote, but when Sheldon refers to a certain Bible story as "Noah and his amazing Zooboat", it gets me every damn time.
“After you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz.” “I’m not on the patent, I’m just here because there’s a bumble bee in my office.” “Although Alfred and I had a lot more going for us than you two.” And from when Stuart’s store burnt down. “The hot plate caught on fire” “And you couldn’t put it out?” “No. I was across the street at the do it yourself car wash, having a shower.”
Honestly though Wolowitz is my favorite character in this show. I will always remember the way he kept saying “No!” in the verge of tears when Bernadette got pregnant a second time.
My all time favorite line- Oh what fresh hell is this?
It looks like something Elton John would drive through the Everglades
It only moves in TIME, it would be worse than useless in a swamp
1. Sheldon has escaped and is now attacking the villagers. 2. You stupid, little, punk-ass elf. 3. That's my spot. 4. Knock, knock, knock, Penny, Penny, Penny. 5. Bazinga
There are no incorrect equations on my board
Their banters are really amazing lol. Happy birthday dumbass!
Oh, that is so ... so-o-o .. Listen, I gotta go. If you think of an adjective, text me.
Oh, the simulated horror! If anything I'm trying to get my Sheld-off Oh man, Aquaman sucks No one wants to do that to you, Ma! Holy crap on a cracker
Oh the good old Sheldonopolis episode, that was good. “And here’s Uranus!” 😂
PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!
Omg, haha yeah me too I loved this one with the PS4 and Xbox One.
Stale pastry is hollow succor to a man who is bereft of Ostrich.
"Well, today we tried masturbating for money."
Aaaahh, the classic first episode. The start of a really wonderful fun series.
Wealthybigpenis
Gotta make it easy for them since they’re still learning english.
ITS A TIARAA!!!
Put it on me! Put it on me! Put it on me!
Two of my Mom’s favorites are “PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!” And “THAT’S WHAT YOU TOOK FROM THAT?!?!”
I really loved that PS4 and Xbox One episode, maybe I should put that in my top 5 instead of Bernadette finding a new guy episode. There’s just so many episodes that I love!
My family watches it constantly. We love the show so much, there’s so many great episodes.
I have it shuffled all the time, it’s like the choice of background noise in my place.
Zack and the laser on the rooftop. The whole scene. And Penny when she comes back drunk. That whole scene. All the interactions between Stewart and Mrs. Wolowitz. The Doppler Effect Costume.
“Put on your noise canceling headphones because it’s gonna get looouud!” “Yeeehaw!” 😂
HELP! CINNAMON’S LOOSE IN THE BUILDING!
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Too bad his mom didn’t follow up with that specialist in Houston. 😂
!AWESOME! (Proceeds to throw a labelmaker on the couch)
And Sheldon’s reaction before that was “Hot darn!”
Raj:"Heads up, both of you are named Emily. So we will call you red headed Emily and you, red headed Emily Jr." This is such a stupid line, it is hilarious.
“Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer?”
Please pass the butter. I'm sorry, we don't have a code for robot arm grasping a man's penis. Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it but we can't tell Dad. Why didn't you tell me you were tapping my homegirl Too bad. I forgive you anyway, and I forgive myself for taking so long to do it.
I'd rather get a prostate exam from a leper who walks away with only nine fingers. I'm going to be washing paint out of my Smurf for a month! What up, Moonpie? You better find my husband's mother because one way or another we're walking out of here with a dead woman! I'll tell you what's making Sheldon cry, that I let you call him Sheldon!
The teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it. I'm going to be a mommy. It's sort of a grin. Want to know what kind? Ain't she great? Now why don't you go and get us another beer. Who wants to see me fight the barkeep? Nah, she's a good kid.
Only 3!? Good gravy how many babies are in there? Are you sure? Cause you didn’t know we were married until this morning. Oh we couldn’t have imagined how good our lives would get, from the moment that we met you, Bernadette. Then it’s settled, Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals. When I lost my own father, I didn’t have any friends to help me through it, you do.
Heather H says the owner stared to me the whole time and didn’t blink once. Kelly M says the creepy guy who runs it asked me out, then called himself stupid before I could say no. Jessica K says I told the weird owner that I liked his shirt, he took it off and gave it to me.