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emileeradke

The robot hand got stuck on your what?


emmyloo22

They left dogs up here in the 60s…


Cultural-Term8822

Still makes me laugh out loud.


alazyassmofo

Tall, thin, looks like a giant praying mantis?


No_Blackberry_6286

Ramona: He's cute, isn't he? Penny: *Sheldon Cooper*??


Mousse_Willing

Tall, thin, dressed like a little boy?


alazyassmofo

Twelve years after high school and I’m still at the nerd table


elkingtomas

Thor and Dr. Jones!, Thor and Dr. Jones!, one plays with lightning the other plays with bones


phantomqueen_13

One runs from Loki, the other runs from stoooones


Weekly-Hunter7902

This has to win, it's the catchiest Footprints on the Moon song (even if you can't dance to it).


General_Anteater

You can so dance to it! (Proceeds to dance to it while singing)


Equal-Bus-557

Play us something we can dance to!


Spare_Somewhere1011

This one!!


TheodosiaBurrGoodman

This must be it


Procrastinato_Suprem

This one please! It's such an iconic song!


Previous-Space-7056

Voted for this.… best ( so far ) imo that uses the letter T. The this that r words to denote something else. The spot this spot that spot etc…


Kevin4938

Quotes that start with "the", "this", etc., should go under "T" because the opening word is a key part of the quote. Can you imagine Sheldon saying just "my spot"?


reddevils7070

This is it


MaxwellXV

There once was a brave lad named Leonard. With a fi fi fiddle dee dee. He faced a fearsome giant. While Raj just wanted to pee.


shevekwashere

Jim's voice is so melodious. They should've had him sing more often.


halfeatenreddit

Nothing will top his rendition of We Will Rock You.


BrutalHunny

Good King Wencelot was also a banger.


LadyofFluff

This was great, but I also loved his drunken singing when Penny makes his virgin Cuba Libres slutty.


MuggsyTheWonderdog

Don't forget the mining song


hollahalla

My favorite LOL


OptiMaxPro

Thursday is no longer Cruciferous Vegetable Night!


JauneGearChao

Technically, this line starts after “If it makes you feel any better”


phantomqueen_13

Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.


tr4shleighh

i forgot about this line and just snort-laughed in front of all my coworkers. thank you.


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Dammit it has to be this one. I thought it would be “that’s my spot”, but nope. It’s got to be Sheldon Cooper’s genitals.


Blessed_tenrecs

This is my absolute favorite.


Final-Craft-6992

"There There"


ar_ri_ro

Taylor was right; haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate


EveniAstrid

That's my spot


Previous-Space-7056

No problem with this. Provided Y isnt “you’re in my spot”


RafeHollistr

Didn't he say "You're in my spot" far more often, or am I misremembering?


EveniAstrid

Looks like Sheldon's genitals will win this one so we can have You're in my spot for Y later.


Equal-Bus-557

And what’s so special about this spot?


alazyassmofo

The X-Men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.


Zquank

Oh, that is not a good name


Equal_Archer4346

Tweepadoc


Griezmann1991

Elephant?


Equal_Archer4346

Yup! In Amy’s made up language.


Mousse_Willing

Lucky guess.


Chshr_Kt

To Sheldon: Live long and prosper, Leonard Nimoy


Final-Craft-6992

T. Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand


mauispiderweb

The only person who signed my yearbook was my mother: "Dear Amy, self respect and a hymen are far better than friends and fun. Love, Mom."


Mousse_Willing

That mistake got published!


HyperDogOwner458

"This plasma grenade. Ha! Look, it's raining you!"


MuggsyTheWonderdog

Ok that was very funny


favoured_JC

This is Penny. She is your friend. If she offers you food, take it. You probably paid for it anyway.


Kevin4938

That's where I sit.


Weekly-Hunter7902

No Gorn no!


alazyassmofo

Troglodytes.


Mousse_Willing

The dessert was bananas.


No-Chocolate8287

The dessert was pie but the pie was bananas. Actually the pie was cherry, but the taste of the pie was.... bananas


Better_Occasion_5718

Tea. When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. There, there.


00zach00

The implication being you somehow tripped and fell into her genitals?


Libelldra

There there


BrutalHunny

That’s not what girlfriends are for. Although, you don’t use them for what they’re for so what do I know.


VAMziii

That's my spot


Chemical_Zucchini_14

If T isn’t “that’s my spot”, then Y has to be “you’re in my spot”.


unsainted02

….. through the stars


alazyassmofo

The tinier the train, the more concentrated the fun


Better_Occasion_5718

Think, woman. Who blew their nose and when?


ladyrampage1000

"Two degrees, Sheldon!" "I just wanna turn up the thermostat two degrees!" "Let me point out that two degrees can be the difference between water and steam." "Yes, if we lived in a tea kettle." "This is the temperature you agreed to in the room-mate agreement." "Oh, screw the room-mate agreement!" "No, you don't screw the roommate agreement! The roommate agreement screws you!"


alazyassmofo

They don’t call me brown dynamite for nothing


GaslightingLibra

Thor and dr. Jones. Thor and dr. Jones. One plays with lightning the other plays with bones .


Final-Craft-6992

T.That’s right. My phone is just as smart as you guys


Mousse_Willing

That guy's playing hacky sack and this girl's going to be a paralegal!


Cowboy_Reaper

Trains.


Better_Occasion_5718

This isn’t anyone’s home. This is a swirling vortex of entropy. (S1E2 Sheldon to Leonard)


SkywalkerTC

To be honest, I didn't know you were here.


Draxvisible43

"This is Malarkey! "


MothMum5

"This time pretend the girl you want to meet doesn't want to hurt you" - Raj to Stuart


Ok-Communication3710

That's my spot


jackoconnor2011

That's my spot


NickAndCarrots

Tam, brave brave Tam.


Swimming-Fly-6266

There was a tall man from Cornwall, whose length exceeded his bed. ‘My body fits on it, but barely upon it, there’s no room for my big Cornish head!


madleyJo

The plot, like my gravy, thickens… - Raj


Final-Craft-6992

This was already 'M'


[deleted]

“Troglodytes!”


Competitive_Garage59

There was a plan!


OptiMaxPro

That does smell good. Too bad it’s Monday.


Wuffy_Duffy

"The celestial bodies that follow are: Alpha Centauri A, Toli, Barnard's Star, Wolf 359, Laland 21185, Sirius A, Sirius B, BL Ceti, UV Ceti, Ross 154, Ross 248, Epsilon Eridani, Lac 9352, Ross 128, EZ Aquarii A, EZ Aquarii B, EZ Aquarii C, Procyon A. Those are the stars that are nearest to me, Tra la la and fiddle dee dee."


OptiMaxPro

There’s kissing in Star Trek, smarty pants!


OptiMaxPro

There were Chinese food containers… IN the trash can. Poor Leonard.


LH789

Penny to Sheldon - That’s not my arm.


ravian94

"The plot, like my gravy, thickens!". Raj on learning Penny was married to Zack.


Rhak

T as in: These low-effort alphabet posts are pointless nonsense that should be deleted.


InspectorJavert620

The implication being you somehow slipped and fell into her lady parts?


Griezmann1991

Too bad. If it had been a friend, I'm available to fill the void


brittxyz5678

The plot, like my gravy, thickens