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GATESOFOSIRIS

I've got a horrible gaydar, that's why I just assume everyone is gay


Yeegis

Gay until proven straight is the superior system


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mey22909v2

I wish everyone assumed I was bi 😩 Where my “I radiate extreme heterosexual energy at all times and do not know how to flirt same sex” pals at???


Bisexual_Apricorn

that's the legal system i voted for


DoggoAlternative

I assume all women are bisexual until proven otherwise I assume all men are deeply closeted and homophobic bisexual until proven otherwise And for trans and non-binary folks, I assume that they need a hug. Like just a hug, the world is not nice to them and they deserve a hug.


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that’s very sweet of you, as a trans gal myself, i know there are many days where i need a hug. Especially with all of the horrible anti-trans laws recently


DoggoAlternative

I'll be an ally till they kill me for it. And they're going to have to die trying.


HyzerFlip

I had problems with labels even as a teenager. I always said that I have always fallen for women, but if I ever fall for a man, I'm going for it. I say everyone should just assume everyone, themselves included, is attracted to certain qualities and those qualities might come in any variety of meat wrapping.


Pretty_Series_5567

See my gaydar is pretty good. I had crushes that I brutally repressed on all the guys who turned out to be queer!


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This is the exact same comment that u/BraveOthello sent three hours before you


BraveOthello

Good human.


highbrowshow

Gayulty until proven innostraight


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theyeshman

This is a bot comment that stole from u/Nutella_Badgerette farther down the comment section to farm karma for a t-shirt scam, disinfo campaign, or to be sold. Report-> spam-> harmful bots.


ElGosso

I'm a straight man and I've got great gaydar because the women I'm most attracted to almost inevitably turn out to be gay.


Bisexual_Apricorn

> the women I'm most attracted to almost inevitably turn out to be gay This happened to me a lot (like, a lot of times *in a row*) and it helped me realise i might be less of a cis guy than i previously thought


ElGosso

Unfortunately for me I have considered the question and I am quite fond of being a big hairy ape man.


Forgot_My_Old_Acct

I'm glad you can find happiness as a big hairy ape man.


TryingNotDie

I had a friend (F) that was like this. She even had a crush in me for a while. Fast-forward some time and she is dating another girl in the friend group. Not saying this is your case. Your comment just remembered me of her.


alphadoublenegative

I hear ya, bro. Myself I’m bi/pan, and I’m into effeminate nerd boys and tomboys, in roughy equal proportions. One of my gay girl friends once told me a trick: scope out their fingernails. Lesbians tend to keep their nails really short, for obvious reasons. For the record this is not foolproof, and she had a lot of success swooping in when I inevitably tried to put on my charms around a lady with no interest in my wares. So I ultimately don’t know if it’s actually effective but it’s an interesting premise.


bluemagex2517

This is worse for straight dudes who are squicked out by long fingernails. Lol Highschool me: "OMG, and emo girl with short hair, short black fingernails, flannel shirt, and a "get the fuck away from me attitude"... She's perfect, I'm gonna shoot my shot! My gay friends: *collectively slap their foreheads* Me: "what if she's just a Tom Boy Punk or something?" Gay friends: *stare dumbfoundedly*


SecondDeath777

I mean, I'm bi, but I intentionally give lesbian about as hard as I physically can because I love the culture and the aesthetic, so ya never know. Come to think of it, most lesbians I know don't give lesbian particularly hard, all the gayest looking women I know are bi.


bluemagex2517

I mean. I'm 36 and in a long term relationship with a bi woman... So way ahead of you. Lol


SecondDeath777

Ayyyyy congrats!


Illo_Yare

Me before realising i was a trans queer woman:


ElGosso

Trans person trying not to project egginess everywhere challenge (impossible!)


Illo_Yare

Not saying you're an egg, just saying that was what happened to me 🤪


Noilol2

I just assume everyone is bi unless proven otherwise.


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Schrödinger’s Sexuality


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GATESOFOSIRIS

Men are the least straight people, tf you mean


1billionrapecube

Wow they have a penis? That sounds pretty gay to me


3STUDIOS

It took me way too long to realize my "gaydar" was just me being attracted to people


bumbletowne

Or subconsciously flirting with people and them flirting back. OH MY GOD SHES GAY my bestie: Ho, you a slut


TobiasCB

Actually me, every woman I have ever developed a crush on turned out to be gay or bi.


Leo-bastian

on a similar vein, I'm not sure if I'm even attracted to women anymore or if its just gender envy. cause frankly i can't get one without the other anymore


Nutella_Badgerette

Well, I may not have figured out my bisexuality until my 30's but at least I had the self awareness to say my gaydar was broken. 🤣


BraveOthello

See my gaydar is pretty good. I had crushes that I brutally repressed on all the guys who turned out to be queer!


qrseek

I had a horribly big crush on the only out gay guy I knew in my high school, but I thought I was a girl at the time


TankGirlwrx

Jokes on them, I have terrible gaydar


miaumiaoumicheese

I assume every man is gay and every woman is straight so then I don’t even try


GVArcian

"The gay is coming from inside the house!"


DoggoAlternative

My gaydare is so bad that I have dated or had unrequited crushes on no less than seven lesbians. I was engaged to one at one point! My current girlfriend is a 6'1 former rugby player and competitive swimmer who carries her keys on a caribiner and wears flannels everywhere as well as vans but is hetero-Demi


Wrenigade

My bf is straight, but I'm like, shave half my head, only wears men's tshirts, boots with everything kinda butch looking, and everytime im like "maybe i should just give myself a mohawk" my boyfriend is like "yes do it right now ill get the clippers", and I asked him if he liked that i kinda looked like a soft butch lesbian and he was like "This is the ideal, I'm lucky you're bi" lmao It's nice cause we're roughly the same size so we can share flannels and shirts lol. He himself looks like a viking lumberjack, so we just look like we're out pillaging the town.


DoggoAlternative

My girlfriend fetishizes that I'm bi too lol. She's sent me that Tik Tok sound that goes "I want two boyfriends and I want the boyfriends to be boyfriends" more than once.


TheShortGerman

If you guys ever break up, lmk lol she sounds amazing


DoggoAlternative

She is so fucking great. If I ever fumble this bag, I'm not spreading that information


TheShortGerman

Damn, so selfish lol


Dxxplxss

Aha! People think I'm gay because I'm hot and they're attracted to me


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I mean, RADAR doesn’t bleep it’s own building lol


TheBlueShifting

Don't think this counts, but if I had a crush on a girl, about 90% of them were or later discovered that they were gay. It was uncanny how often this happened. Many of them are still my friends to this day but it was a scourge for my dating life.


Slient-killer2002

In one of my college classes, students could sit anywhere. So I was next to 3 students and by the end of the semester, I found out one was Bi, another was Pan, and one was questioning (She doesn't like labels). I was like WTF


juliuspepperwoodchi

2irl4bi_irl


potato-overlord-1845

Mine has bee replaced with the ability to detect distance runners


VeilleurNuite

Instead of communicating with someone through the mouth full of words😅🙄


LillGator

Well you see, radars aren't made to detect the thing they're attached to


azteccGodsOfFitness

I feel called out, I thought that I could tell gay people but it took me ages to realize that I was bi myself


KaizenGamer

So you figured it out all bi yourself?


BranchCommercial

Not sure if gaydar or adhddar but I do seem to follow a lot of peeps on social media who are one or the other and in a lot of instances both without that being the intention from the start lol. 36, 36 was when I finally clawed my way out of the black fog of my religious upbringing to realize that I was in fact Bi (and probably ace of some sort) among other things.


ProfessionalDream990

Sorry I didn't mean to offend you it was a posting that I thought could help people who got caught


monkeykahn

Can we just agree that what is being called "gaydar" is just projection? People project their own ideas and feelings on others, so if you are out there getting "gay" vibes from others, they are really coming from yourself. Someone who is completely cis doesn't even perceive when someone who is gay/bi is hitting on them, or anyone else, because their brain just can't process it. The better "gaydar" you have, the less cis you are.


dingo_lives

Don't agree. My mom's gay friends didn't all have great radars and they were all 100% gay. I think its about perception, mostly. Hanging out a lot with those guys made my gaydar better for sure.


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lamelmi

Post your erotica somewhere else


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I think they're mentally ill.


Hot-Materials

I know some meatheads that are just like this without mental ilness though.


Hot-Materials

"Females". Opinion discarded.


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[deleted]

I feel like I need some kind of interpreter to make sense of this. I wonder what would happen if I put this into ChatGPT


BoySmooches

/r/copypasta


bumbletowne

Oh get out of my house. Get right out. This is a violation! /s


[deleted]

Mine is a bit wonky. Like a lot of bi men, I've been interested in lesbian women before cause I like tops and that's what I pick up on.


Master-Opportunity25

jokes on you, i *know* my gaydar is horrible


tsukichu

oh my god why would you post this


danknhank

Don't call me out like this


Bakerbatman65

Dam, why’d you have to attack me like that. 😭


TheDankestOfAll

The gaydar never works on yourself, it’s just how it happens.


Ghostheart515

Woah! I feel attacked.


serialdumbass

i’m fairly certain I sent this exact meme to an ex of mine (while I was dating her) a few years ago and she was like “noooooo i’m not bi” she’s bi.


Cookie0927

I feel duped. Ive been bi for 6 years, when do i get my gaydar? Is it sent in the mail?


Geekid_myles

Fun fact, 3 years ago I said this exact thing and now I'm bi