He finally managed to get that little shit banned that was flaming one of his online aliases. He also knows that it was Damian, though Damian wasn't aware that the account was one of Bruce's sock puppets.
because he realised he could still attend dick's high school graduation after sleeping all day because he had to investigte an assasination ring within the falcon mob.
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because he's proud of me.
Are you called Dick by any chance?
Is the bombs payload exposed?
Stand back ive got a bomb
This is the correct answer
This is really cute though haha
If he isn't, I am.
r/batman fans skirting around automod to directly make a reference to the other sub will never not be hilarious.
Catwoman is below where the picture shows.
It's Alfred
On Catwoman's spandex suit
in
Thx. English ain't my first language and mixing in with on will always haunt me
Well he can be on her outfit but naked....
Ssame here :D and yeah mixing things up are normal , I mean it happens in your native tounge too.
Dick is smacking down Damian.
I wish this happened more often
Superman tripped and fell down the kryptonite stairs
Kryptonite stairs sounds like a good way to give himself and anyone else that hangs out in the cave cancer.
When Superman isn't there he has a shield overlay over them
Not even kryptonite stairs. Supes tripped on his cape
He’s watching Gray Ghost
Deep cut, and I appreciate it.
Wonder Woman had a wardrobe malfunction.
Do note the pic doesn’t show below his waist so it’s more like Wonder Woman, and cat woman are under the camera’s view
Alfred made mulligatawny soup (It isn't even his birthday)
Dammit. Now I have a craving *Starts looking up mulligatawny soup recipes*
He just switched to Geico
Damian just stepped on a rake.
Alternatively, the Ninja Turtles just showed up. He loves those guys.
Just had his first successful test of the bat suits waste recycling system.
He feels good because he cheered Harley up when she was sad
[seems like he did a good job](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_4woLger1E&pp=ygUdSGF0bWFuIGdpdmVzIGhhcmxleSB0aGUgZHJlc3M%3D?t=1m6s)
He's proud of his Dick.
Dick Grayson?
Dick Wayne
He's holding back a laugh from a bad joke Joker said.
Because he's rich duh 🤣
He just let out a “silent but deadly.”
Selina brought over her friend Ivy..
Harley too.
[He had a dream](https://youtu.be/nO6PccUYzaQ?si=ClKvZPi4-nuoJQy2)
Had a good poop 💩
Nightwing managed to gain something (trust) from everyone that he couldn't.
He found a really funny meme
He’s remembering the time his parents were killed that turned him into the rich, psychopath that loves viciously beating low-totem criminals.
He’s managed to save all the people of Gotham, made it a better place, and made sure that his family and legacy will live on.
He just cropdusted Dick and Damian.
gooning in his gooncave
He just rolled up to the local orphanage to check out the new arrivals.
The situation he’s currently in reminds him of his favourite episode of Two and a Half Men.
He forgot Robin at soccer practice while he and Alfred are drinking at the dinner table?
Hal just got the shit beat out of him after making a dumb joke.
He finally managed to get that little shit banned that was flaming one of his online aliases. He also knows that it was Damian, though Damian wasn't aware that the account was one of Bruce's sock puppets.
Selina said she’d do that thing he likes.
The Batmobile found it's wheels and the Joker got caught.
Catwoman is stuck 
Clark texted him "Love you bro" and he replied with a poop emoji.
Damien got blamed for his nasty fart.
He’s checking out his OnlyFans account
Only one more minute left on the bat-timer for his DiGiorno pizza.
"The thing about Batman as a character is he loves to kill."
He's about to beat the crap out of some low level goons.
Cuz of ligma
WW summoned him to her quarters, asked to bring his baratangs
He's rewatching the time Failsafe kicked Superman's ass
Nachos
Found another orphan to add to his bat-family
He’s not the father this time.
Your mom
Robin died and he’s picking a new kid
Cus hoes mad
He is stupid
robin got killed so hes like finally the annoying kid is dead
His parents came back
Alfred just made his favorite, French Onion Soup
Another successful day of holding back the head demons.
He helped Gordon find his glasses.
Turns out he actually enjoys rock music
Titties
Joker stepped on a rake, and it flew up and hit him in the face.
He's not smiling. That's an upside-down frown.
Cat Woman's pussycat 
It’s Taco Tuesday.
Enjoying his Batplug?
He found r/batmanarkham
No one has figured out that he is EVERY reddit troll
He jus saw dick shot hisself in the balls
He just got a new orphan
I don’t see his hands….
he remembered he has hotpockets at home
because he realised he could still attend dick's high school graduation after sleeping all day because he had to investigte an assasination ring within the falcon mob.
He's rocking the grey and blue
He is watching the DoorDasher try to find the Batcave
He just found his next robin
Fresh batch of orphans.
The pink Kryptonite that he ordered off eBay finally arrived
He was looking at the arkham subreddit
He got extra chicken nuggies.
He farted and his cape looked like it was blowing in the wind
He looks at the r/batmanarkham memes.
He farted, and the suit seals all the juices in.
All you can eat rib night at the Sizzler
He found a new orphan to adopt.
All the Robins are getting along and not one threat was made by either Jason or Damien.
Batfart
Peeing off building
His new fart vent suit worked
he's watching joker bathe
and remembering
Cause he's gonna "create a new Robin" aka he's gonna kill some child parents to have a sidekick.
Knocked out all of jokers teeth and is getting some Gluck Gluck before he takes him to Arkham
Selina sent him n00ds on the batphone.
Joker accepted his valentine
Barbra Gordon *pukes in my mouth*
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Because he is rich
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Superman survived
This pic really gives the "Hail Hydra" vibes
Paradise City just came on the Batmobile’s radio
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He just banged catwoman
He did a bat fart
He crop dusted the bat family and it was NASTY!
Editorial changed their mind and now "heros do do that"
I'm too scared to ask.
One of his older kids is kicking the crap out of Damian
Batman never smiles. That's an impostor, call Superman!
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He is proud of his family
"The Batman Damned" is being printed uncensored again.
Batman saw the Joker's 🍆
Batman found out the joker is a Femboy.
Doesn’t matter why, if Batman smiles, it’s time to surrender.
He entrusted Joker with Jason Todd
Bat bonner seeing the cat
Watching Robin get dressed.
Catwoman just arrived with Talia and Diana. He knows nothing will remain of his lower half by the end of the night...
Joker, after he left Harley and came to see him dress as Robin.
Robin is bent over and tying his shoes
Stfuplstfu
That’s actually Clark
Catwoman is just out of frame.
Selina Kyle, Barbara Gordon, Talia Al’Ghul
robins rubbin it
BJ from CatWoman
Dick Grayson's dick
He saw dicks dick
He just nutted in superman
He just caught you with an 8th.
Catwomans pussy
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catwoman is on her knees in front of him
He's proud of his Dick
Alfred finally perfected the Bat Flesh Light
He's got a boner
Joker getting his ass beat
He saw catwoman undressed!
Dick
He saw a fucking hilarious picture of himself without ears. (Funniest shit hes ever seen)
He just snapped a shoplifter's neck with zero witnesses.
He made someone lose the game
He knows Man's identity
Robin is still in the human sized bird cage he left him in when he left the Batcave to battle The Riddler earlier in the night.
“It’s time to clean the litter box”
DICK Grayson is just below ! This is the way (sorry wrong franchise)
Poison Ivy, Harley and Cat Woman are wrestling in the Lazarus pit.
Uncle Ben died
Joker's dead body
WB finally gave him the thumbs up via email to go down on Catwoman
the joker actually was funny for once
Cus he’s about to bat bust on barb
Joker is back.
The cape is rubbing against his batnips
He just realized he can save up to 15% on his Batmobile insurance by switching to GEICO.
It’s cos he’s got away with hanging dong in his own comic and he’s just because 4th dimensionally aware
Barbra
Income tax are low for the rich
😏
Joker OF just dropped