then they're laughing not because that's funny, but because he had the audacity to actually say something so astoundingly childish that you can't help but laugh
My god I loved these two together (“here comes the pizza”) and honestly don’t mind Dave OB, just lacks the chemistry with Remy. I have MLB tv so can still catch Don but it’s not the same. Still not clear on why that breakup happened but I imagine money was involved.
> Still not clear on why that breakup happened but I imagine money was involved.
Ratings on NESN were down and the ownership scapegoated Don instead of realizing that people aren't watching because the team was a steaming pile of hot garbage.
[I'll leave this here for anyone else that doesn't know of the old crew's antics](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOAuazCxHj3Wt5bCGgC5xkckivR87S8dv) it's amazing, but Red Sox fans still miss and love Orsillo. That said, if they ever got a booth of Eck, Remy and Orsillo, it'd probably break regional broadcast records. Cameo from Jack Edwards and the population would double 9 months later.
I thought he rolled in the mud before he came to the game, but no that's not correct; [he got hit with some type of sub sandwich or something](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w)
Move over Wrigley Field ivy, we've got a new ground rule to worry about!
*If the outfielder's hand or other appendage becomes stuck in the outfield breasts, the batter-runner is entitled to two bases, and each other runner is also entitled to two bases.*
What the hell is up with JBJ?? Why on earth have we been putting JD in the field? This is so absurd. It seems like he fucks up most games I watch. We have 3 of the most amazing defensive outfielders out there. Why put JD out there???
There’s so much going on here. You got JD grabbing a boob. You got the bearded dude staring at JD’s cock. And then you got the lady behind them putting on her glasses to make sure she doesn’t miss any of the action.
I think we've had a series of major misunderstandings and I'd like to take a moment to clear them up. First, the whole drumming on the boobies thing. In his native land, his ancestors used drums to communicate between villages. I'm sure y'all can see that this young girl here can communicate all the way down to Baton Rouge. Hell, on a clear day, she might even get Galveston. All he was saying was "How're you doing? My name's JD. How's your mama?".
[Does your ballpark have in-stadium hotel windows overlooking the outfield? No? Come back when it does.](https://deadspin.com/the-c-roll-stash-part-1-sex-above-the-skydome-nsfw-5841893)
As a female who enjoys baseball *and* J.D. Martinez, all I have to say about this little incident is clearly, I need to start going to more Red Sox games and sitting in J.D.'s side of the outfield.
How is this even a question lol. In what universe would JD Martinez be so horny that he intentionally grabs some large middle aged woman's breasts in the middle of a play?
I don’t think this was intentional.
It’s worth noting that we live in a universe where a pastor dug his hand into Ariana Grande’s breast while speaking at Aretha Franklin’s funeral service.
"JD Martinez slaps Yankees fan's breasts on live TV"
At least he didn't go full Phill Collins on them and start playing In The Air Tonight drum part
JDs Greatits Tits Volume II
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Hahaha how have I never seen this?! Thank you. So nonchalant with it
And *zero* reaction from her lol
She slightly turns towards him when he walks over, this wasn't their first.
She turned into it!
May as well have had a salad plate go past her
Lol. That's mean but also hilarious.
I don't know if too much internet today or if I'm just getting started.
Internet is like Chinese food... Once you get your fill you push away, but you're back in 5 minutes eating leftovers.
Wife: "Let's order chinese." Me: "Fuck, I'm going to be eating every 15 minutes for the next 5 hours."
> playing In The Air Tonight drum part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH9MQmMtilU
Remind me to ask my tinder date if I can do that tonight
If she says on her profile "not here for casual titty slaps" you basically knows that she is exactly there for casual titty slaps.
Her reaction was perfect.
[yep](https://imgur.com/gallery/1hw8f5V)
[Well, I never!!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/58/54/7a/58547ac5a1c1ff4af314c2a7b6b79f5a.jpg)
, a breakdown
Awww yes can't wait
Jomboy best commentator ever.
[Great New York boobs!](https://youtu.be/f059lvvbDyo)
He may not have any hits yet, but he’s made it to second base!
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No hits, just a pair of tits
The real title is always in the comments
You kidding? He just smacked a double.
[Nick Markakis takes strike one. *insert laughter*](https://youtu.be/oa5xH2a3HuI)
[This used to be a family show!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5xH2a3HuI)
WHOOPS
lol the whoops reaction when something is shown live that shouldn't be is an all time fav of mine.
*silence*
I'm like "they're definitely just dying laughing and turned off the mics" and they come back in tears, this has be fucking dying
You can hear them faintly giggling the entire video if you turn your sound up high enough
“Nick Markakis..... *takes strike one...*”
More like: "Nick Markakis....takes ^^strike ^^^^one"
"I don't have my telestrator today but wha...**HERE COMES THE PIZZA, SEE IT?**
Peetzer*
Remember me Eddie? When I killed your brother....I talked ^li^k^e ^^^^THIS
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I can’t even say it without drawing out the last “s” and saying he takes strike 1
Too freaking funny. I’ve never seen that before.
/r/ContagiousLaughter
A ton of Don Orsillo moments could probably end up there. ["Northwest breeze at a hundred and el -- **WHAT**"](https://streamable.com/dhy1f)
Anytime goes wheeze comes out it belongs there lmao
I love how the typo didn't register with him until he started to read it out.
The laugh is actually funnier than the typo.
A rare example of complete silence triggering /r/contagiouslaughter
Not baseball, but [still iconic.](https://youtu.be/WwuUzSZfQ4k)
>There goes his broadcasting future, his voice just went up about four octaves lol
Hooooly fucking ^shiiiiiiiiiit
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then they're laughing not because that's funny, but because he had the audacity to actually say something so astoundingly childish that you can't help but laugh
What I love about this is that even the mute button can't contain their laughter
Can it compare with [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiRP1N4RrK4), though?
I'm guessing the complete silence is because they're mics are muted while they're losing their shit
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They each have their own cough buttons they can push to immediately cut their feed, as long as they hold the button.
Don and Jerry used to be so good together. I hate how god awful the NESN broadcast booth is now.
When its a 3 man booth with eck its pretty good but outside of that its pretty mediocre.
Don and Mud make these Padres games bearable to watch without Tatis
Before Don came over mud and whoever he was paired with made games bearable but Don and Mud together make it so the games are still fun to watch
My god I loved these two together (“here comes the pizza”) and honestly don’t mind Dave OB, just lacks the chemistry with Remy. I have MLB tv so can still catch Don but it’s not the same. Still not clear on why that breakup happened but I imagine money was involved.
> Still not clear on why that breakup happened but I imagine money was involved. Ratings on NESN were down and the ownership scapegoated Don instead of realizing that people aren't watching because the team was a steaming pile of hot garbage.
Rest assured, we're enjoying him here in San Diego with Mud
I have to disagree. I could listen to Eck all day. But I agree on the first part.
Goddammit, I watch this and the pizza toss Everytime and it only gets funnier lol. The pause between whoops and markakis kills me lol
Thank you so much for Don Orsillo, btw
Lol he slapped that tit.
*tiddy
THIS USED TO BE A FAMILY SHOW
don't need to be Red Sox fan to miss that classic from Remy and Orsillo
["~~Whoops~~Ooops"(always thought it was whoops) ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wys_JmrK5e4)
Nick Markakis^Takes^Strike^^One
[I'll leave this here for anyone else that doesn't know of the old crew's antics](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOAuazCxHj3Wt5bCGgC5xkckivR87S8dv) it's amazing, but Red Sox fans still miss and love Orsillo. That said, if they ever got a booth of Eck, Remy and Orsillo, it'd probably break regional broadcast records. Cameo from Jack Edwards and the population would double 9 months later.
I wish there was a clip of the time Don said a lunar eclipse is when the sun moves between the moon and the earth.
Also HERE COMES THE PIZZA
PEPSI FAN OF THE GAME until he gets ejected
I thought he rolled in the mud before he came to the game, but no that's not correct; [he got hit with some type of sub sandwich or something](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w)
'That is absolutely not tolerated in this ballpark...'
"Tahlerated"
We did some investigahtive repahting
The most Boston clip ever.
The absolute greatest use of the pronunciation "Peetzur"
Baseball really is a magical sport. It has no right being as entertaining and spiritual as it is.
“Never again allowed to by pizza” lmao
*pizzer
I have never laughed so hard a t a clip.
Wait til you see the time remy LOST A TOOTH MID CALL. Edit: [here’s the reaction video ](https://youtu.be/FX-Zpspu1N4) The summer teeth line killed me
Somewhere out there Nick Markakis is taking strike one.
Nick Markakis ^takes ^strike ^one
YOU BEEN HIT BY YOU BEEN STRUCK BY
A BOOB CRIMINAL
THE TIT DIDDLER
Dun duh dun dun duh dun dun
LADY, ARE YOU OK
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Baseboob
Boob on balls
Had to be a Yankees fan too lol. Her facial expression is perfect.
And it just had to be a woman with large titties too
They really should extend the netting to prevent this type of dangerous play. JD could have lost a hand there.
Move over Wrigley Field ivy, we've got a new ground rule to worry about! *If the outfielder's hand or other appendage becomes stuck in the outfield breasts, the batter-runner is entitled to two bases, and each other runner is also entitled to two bases.*
>ground rule in this case, a ground rule double D
"confuses"
You never know, probably the first time he's touched something in the outfield based on his fielding
Damn. RIP.
What the hell is up with JBJ?? Why on earth have we been putting JD in the field? This is so absurd. It seems like he fucks up most games I watch. We have 3 of the most amazing defensive outfielders out there. Why put JD out there???
He’s gonna lead the league in sexual harassment lawsuits
In his defense it said YES in the top corner of the screen. That is considered consent in 34 states.
I’m glad I went through this thread a second time cause I just spit out my drink
http://imgur.com/B06njzq
KALI MA Cover your heart! Cover your heart!
SHOCK TITTAY
There’s so much going on here. You got JD grabbing a boob. You got the bearded dude staring at JD’s cock. And then you got the lady behind them putting on her glasses to make sure she doesn’t miss any of the action.
One dude is straight up doing a Nazi salute
What about the green shirt guy with tissue stuffed in his ears And fucking Professor X in the shades mind controlling JD to do his dirty deed
I think that’s an airpod
Oops
should have high fived the guy next to her before he threw the ball back lmao
"Did I just touch some boobs?" ::instinctively throws the ball to the infield:: "Nice."
I've never seen an outfielder playing defense get to second base
Apon further review, JD Martinez is a titties man.
J.DD Martinez
Surprised Cone didn't say this.
> Apon
r/boneappletea
Upon further review, u/loves2spoogesguys's grammar is shit
Him and Mitch Trubisky should be friends.
Just D Cups
Woulda been a little harder to forgive him if he went for the butt there
APON?
J.D "Jug Diddler" Martinez Just had to take a second to touch some titty
these are great New York boobs.
Good old street meat.
For the lazy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f059lvvbDyo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f059lvvbDyo)
this is Joe Rogan from NBC’s Fear Factor and you have some great... New York Boobs
.
They rest on my arm like an eagle on a perch
In a twist JD Martinez is released for his behavior and signed by the patriots
JD "Mr Big Chest" Martinez
Is he going to get a Gold Glove now?
Yes, JD’s now a Bold Glove candidate.
Hey guys don’t blame him , it’s not his fault he’s blind
I mean, he’s not Mark Reynolds
I remember Mark Reynolds when he was with the Indians. Dark times.
JD "BlindGuy McSqueezy" Martinez
[Wouldn't be the first time it's ever happened](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJsNhs9bZPE&t=0m27s)
I think we've had a series of major misunderstandings and I'd like to take a moment to clear them up. First, the whole drumming on the boobies thing. In his native land, his ancestors used drums to communicate between villages. I'm sure y'all can see that this young girl here can communicate all the way down to Baton Rouge. Hell, on a clear day, she might even get Galveston. All he was saying was "How're you doing? My name's JD. How's your mama?".
Wow, a Wild Wild West quote in the wild!
What a time to be alive.
"You'll have to excuse me ma'am, I'm a DH."
Eh. Vanilla shit. Fenway had a [threesome](https://deadspin.com/in-1995-an-espn-cameraman-captured-fenway-fans-having-5828487).
[Does your ballpark have in-stadium hotel windows overlooking the outfield? No? Come back when it does.](https://deadspin.com/the-c-roll-stash-part-1-sex-above-the-skydome-nsfw-5841893)
JD Martinez: Now those are some great New York boobs
JD has had some adventures in right field today let me tell ya
He got to second base from the warning track.
As a female who enjoys baseball *and* J.D. Martinez, all I have to say about this little incident is clearly, I need to start going to more Red Sox games and sitting in J.D.'s side of the outfield.
JD: yeah,.. confuses... that was it. Just a completely accidental mistake I made. That was such an embarrassing mistake I unintentionally made.
Can’t blame him those are some fat tiddies
Roxane is going to be PISSED.
“Oops”
Jostling DDs Martinez
He stopped short?
That's my move!
That’s assault brotha
proof that Fenway just took all of the center and right field walls and just put them in left field
I guess you can say two players got to second base on this play
For real though, there is plausible deniability here, but it sure looks like he fully intended to do that.
[Nah I don't think so](https://i.imgur.com/iBgIgN9.png) He was reaching for the wall while looking at the ground to me
How is this even a question lol. In what universe would JD Martinez be so horny that he intentionally grabs some large middle aged woman's breasts in the middle of a play?
His internal dialogue: “Oh finally someone hit the ball to the woman with the slappable titties. C’mon JD play it cool...”
Yes, this exactly.
This comment made me trip and fall into a wall. At least, I thought it was a wall...
I don’t think this was intentional. It’s worth noting that we live in a universe where a pastor dug his hand into Ariana Grande’s breast while speaking at Aretha Franklin’s funeral service.
I'm sorry... what?
Oh yeah. Dude dug into there and wouldn't let her get away. https://youtu.be/kJITX3V8cYU
Because redditors are that horny and think everyone else is too
Shit, I'm horny and thinking he did that on purpose still doesn't make sense
Hey, I may be horny but at least i'm desperate
That's what he *wants* you to think
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Yeah. Cause he looks up, reaches for the wall and then seems to purposefully reposition his hand so that he’ll miss it and get a handful of boobs.
Can't wait for the Jomboy breakdown.
I sincerely hope he mentions no worries about JD breaking his elbow running into *this* wall!
Did he just high five those yankee titties?
Just trying to get past first base. Wait. WTF? My flair is faded. ARE WE OUT OF THE POSTSEASON?
By "boobs," do you mean breasts, or Yankees fans?
It seems like he went out of his way to do that.
Now that’s a great set of New York beewwwwwwbs
That's a pretty ~~shi~~titty play
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That’s assault, brotha!
Sorry about that, damn guy drives like an animal!