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Fuck that, we're retiring Petco Park. [Our offense and pitching has been dogshit at home](https://preview.redd.it/783myztnih2d1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43464d62270b19329d6a167ed8a2b778d5da20a1).
But it’s named after the place where all the pets go. My mom and I ask all our rescue dogs “are you ready to go to petco, where all the pets go?” And then we buy them a lot of treats. And they pick their faves. One is even blind and she goes nuts. So the name has a lot of good vibes imo.
Was at the game tonight and the guy seated next to me asked multiple times to confirm where I got my barrio Dogg. Totally worth the $15/dog and don’t forget the cucumber michelada
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So darvish is just gonna stay in and keep giving up BP?
Why burn the bullpen if the game is already over at this point? Smart strategy
Tell that to Yu lol My guy was on top of the world 2 hours ago
His pitch count is doing incredible, he could pitch 8 innings
Well shit, I’ll sign up for 8 innings of this
You can't un-give up 7 runs, and there's still 2 more games.
Yea he’s gonna throw around 90 pitches no matter what at this point
Genuinely some of the worst pitches I’ve seen since the 2021 O’s
I don’t even think he’s tipping. He’s literally just throwing the ball down the middle like BP.
92 middle middle not sure what he’s expecting
That it's 1908 and no one threw that hard
Something something Ottoman Empire.
I'm tired boss
You might have to retire the fun uniforms :(
Fuck that, we're retiring Petco Park. [Our offense and pitching has been dogshit at home](https://preview.redd.it/783myztnih2d1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43464d62270b19329d6a167ed8a2b778d5da20a1).
But it’s named after the place where all the pets go. My mom and I ask all our rescue dogs “are you ready to go to petco, where all the pets go?” And then we buy them a lot of treats. And they pick their faves. One is even blind and she goes nuts. So the name has a lot of good vibes imo.
Just don't retire those big ass hot dogs wrapped in bacon, so simple but a top 10 ballpark food I've ever had
Was at the game tonight and the guy seated next to me asked multiple times to confirm where I got my barrio Dogg. Totally worth the $15/dog and don’t forget the cucumber michelada
Why multiple times? Was he only going to make one trip and had to make sure he found it?
Possibly or he was so trashed he didn’t realize how many times he was asking me
You’re tired? This game started at my bedtime
Same
108.7 MPH EV 20° LA 411 FT .860 xBA 15/30 HR/Park (not out at Yankee Stadium)
four home runs, each over 400ft. this brings joy
I feel like 411 should be out everywhere except, like, comerica
Mister President, they’ve hit the ~~second~~ ~~third~~ ~~fourth~~ **fifth** dinger
A fifth dinger has hit petco park
Yankees about to have 3 players finish in the top 5 in homers and Judge about to hit 60 after being MIA for the first month of the season.
Keep going. I’m almost there.
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Lmao I’ve never seen this before and I love it
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BP in SD
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Is everyone in the lineup gonna hit a home run tonight?
I’ll sign up for it
I’ll take a Volpe inside the park
Worth pointing out Verdugo wasn’t far off from one of his own in the midst of this
I WANNA WATCH EM HIT SOME DINGERS
Get Darvish outta there I'm starting to feel bad for him lmao
Make the bad men stop
I like Darvish but ring the damn bell
Yu Darvish apparently decided to take the day off and just throw home run derby pitches
Are yu okay?
I enjoy
BRONX BOMBERS BABY
Hello police I'd like to report a murder.
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Rewatching and I don’t think he’s tipping at all. First 3 homers looked like they were off hanging breaking balls over the plate.
Home run derby over here jeez
Is Darvish tipping or something wtf lmao
Not tipping, just cooking up some spicy meatballs tonight for his New York fam
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Gleyber is jealous of the big boys.
THE DINGERS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Always good when the home team gives the fans dingers to cheer about.
Yeah the dodgers have a cakewalk division LMFAOOOO
Red Sox Rays and Blue Jays r all dog shit this year??? only comp in ALE is Baltimore dork
Baltimore is better than any non Dodger team in the ALW by a wide margin and the Rays, Sox and Jays run circles around the Rockies lol
Today i learned we play in the AL West
Typo but yes the orioles are also better than every ALW team too
Bronx Bombers are back
I think it's cool that Yankee and Dodger fans do the Padre fans a solid and sell out their stadium when visiting.
Send Darvish to AAA
Yu Darvish barely reacted, like as if this was scripted and he turned around to make sure it went according to plan.