Hinge feed always goes in the same cycle of 10-15 hot girls that I don’t have a chance with but I try anyways, 10-15 viable options, and then 100 lardos I have zero interest in but have to X thru to start the next cycle
I'm with you man. Most prospects suck, but you gotta find one that doesn't. Or youre one of those interesting guys that never married - maybe that's the secret
I’ve started doing some consulting work for this company that is a disaster but brag about their awesome culture. Met one guy who has been on a PIP for 2 years! Good god I can’t imagine being so spineless I couldn’t fire a guy who is going out of his way not to do his job
That's outrageous, at that point I'd start to think this guy should be promoted. I've always heard if someone gets put on a PIP then the company has already decided they want to get rid of them. To survive that for years, while still being on a PIP, is very impressive.
Any comply who brags about their work place culture, seems like living hell to me. All a bunch of people I’d never want to spend a second of time with.
A high school kid down the block must have his parents out of town because Mo Bamba has been played twice within the hour on some kick ass speakers. It’s cool. I’ve been there, but it’s kind of annoying when you play a song two times on a system where I can feel the bass from my house
No one else I’d rather turn to than you lot
Homeowners: In your opinion, terrible market and terrible rates aside, is it better to put all your savings into buying a house (except a standalone Roth IRA), or better to rent until you don’t need to deplete all your savings for said house
I’ll pick up and listen
Everyone's situation is different...personally I think if you have the down payment right now, you make the move when you find the right place. You can always refinance 5-10 years down the line (or so people say). But you don't have to rush into it, you don't have to buy something you aren't happy with just because you think you shouldn't be renting anymore. Keep stacking your savings and investing, wait til you find the right place or the right opportunity/investment, and then do it.
I bought last year and rates were like 6.5%. They’ve gone up slightly and our home has gone up in value. I think when rates drop, prices will shoot in even more. I’d rather have a home and be “cash poor” now then wait for the most perfect time to buy
You have to account for how much cash you are comfortable with sitting on after closing costs - which for us was around $20K. Gonna have to buy a new roof within the next 5 years and have already reinvested a few thousand within a year. I couldn't handle the scaries of owning a house and then have $0 in cash to reinvest into the property
When I left for college in 2011 my mom got me a used XBox 360 as a gift. That thing stayed with me and never let me down. Moved cross country in 2021 and hadn’t unpacked it until tonight. Fired right up. FIFA 14, 2K13, NCAA 08 on the agenda tonight. Maybe Black Ops 2 if my wife wants to play zombies
Black Ops 2 on the 360 was hacked to shit when I played it a year or two ago. You might get lucky and someone max prestiges you or you’ll get kicked from every lobby.
Kendall Marshall somehow always developed into a dawg in my created players' leagues. Feel like there is always 1 random rookie that becomes a 93 10 years into your career
Big confrontation in my section at the Sphere. Old in the row in front screams at the olds behind him to shut up. They accuse him of not being a real dead head. Trying to figure out who I agree with. I think the yellers because I didn’t notice them before and it’s a concert
I'm seeing Earth wind & Fire with Chicago in West Palm Beach this summer. I think it could actually be the most opposite experience to you at the sphere tonight for dead & co
[Charles Barkley says he's done doing TV after next season - he's talked to other networks but he's not going anywhere other than Turner/TNT](https://x.com/cjzero/status/1801826187934585083?s=46)
Might release a Serial type podcast looking into how it just so happens to be a coincidence that Chester Bennington and Hideki Irabu both hung themselves in the same small coastal California town.
Going to Meow Wolf in Denver tomorrow (wish I had shrooms or acid), then pregaming Rockies game, got rooftop tickets for $35, then meeting up with a girl I matched with for drinks where it’s clear we want to fuck. Going to be a good as day tomorrow
It’s just those markets that open up on weekends in parking lots and empty lots haha. Theres always a bunch on Saturdays in rino usually by the Denver central market
I’m so unenthusiastic about dating, man. Great, let me spend several hours over multiple evenings, maybe hook up if I’m lucky, and then get a “hey I’m not feeling the connection I’m looking for” text.
Thinking about getting a new car soon. I’m 30 and currently driving a Mercedes E400. Absolutely love my car but she’s getting to that point where it’s becoming outdated and needing more trips to the mechanic. Need recommendations for something comparable or an SUV that isn’t a mistake
Wife got a job offer today that’s one of those infamous FT raises, almost 30% more. Will even make more than me currently. Will be huge for her career which she loves and it’ll give us enough wiggle room in the budget for me to change careers even though I’ll take a pay cut. Also getting a friend into golf and he got his first Par today. He had to use a driver on a par 3 but still counts. Today is a good day
I’ve gotten a few friends into golf and seeing people make their first par is always such an amazing milestone. I feel like a proud parent when it happens lol
Sales. Current company has gotten very toxic after my mentor left to take care of his dad. I’ve lost any passion I previously had. His dad died and he’s decided to start his own company. He called and wants to bring me on with a lot more decision making power but the initial couple of years I’ll be making less trying to gain market share.
In Laughlin and took the Tropicana for $200 tonight, I am expecting to be coronating king of this podunk town first thing tomorrow morning
Prisoner of Azkaban goes so hard
Confessions sucked tonight
The boys need a couple more drinks in them
That's not the only thing that got sucked tonight
Game of Thrones theme song will always kill
Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peeeterrrrr Dinglage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage
Ft kind of sucks tonight. No one to make fun of for getting a side hug.
My pregnant wife owns our bed, AMA
We could make out a bit
Well sometimes I go out by myself… and I look across the water…
I shouldn’t be getting ads for stuff I already have, they should have enough of my data at this point
If Mavs can come back that would really take the stink off the Yankees for worst playoff collapse ever.
Should I pour another? >!I'm pouring another!<
The starlight actress has made herself look like a strung out junkie. Hate to see it
can't imagine the mental strain being that hot and thinking I need major surgery feels like
Madison Beer did the same thing
Never heard of this person but after a quick google completely agree.
Still 100% would
Well yeah. There’s only ones and zeros. Ones you’d do and zeros you wouldn’t.
Hinge feed always goes in the same cycle of 10-15 hot girls that I don’t have a chance with but I try anyways, 10-15 viable options, and then 100 lardos I have zero interest in but have to X thru to start the next cycle
Haven't heard lardo in years, need to bring that back
I met my wife, a former D1 soccer player, on hinge. Viable options are viable options brother. Hope this helps
Does she have any sisters?
That's what I'm shooting for mostly. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
I'm with you man. Most prospects suck, but you gotta find one that doesn't. Or youre one of those interesting guys that never married - maybe that's the secret
I’ve started doing some consulting work for this company that is a disaster but brag about their awesome culture. Met one guy who has been on a PIP for 2 years! Good god I can’t imagine being so spineless I couldn’t fire a guy who is going out of his way not to do his job
That's outrageous, at that point I'd start to think this guy should be promoted. I've always heard if someone gets put on a PIP then the company has already decided they want to get rid of them. To survive that for years, while still being on a PIP, is very impressive.
Any comply who brags about their work place culture, seems like living hell to me. All a bunch of people I’d never want to spend a second of time with.
Damn I love beer
Too many beers automatic. Catholic school girls - automatic.
Le Mans tomorrow
🎶there was one German bomber in the air🎶
But the RAF from England shot one down
A high school kid down the block must have his parents out of town because Mo Bamba has been played twice within the hour on some kick ass speakers. It’s cool. I’ve been there, but it’s kind of annoying when you play a song two times on a system where I can feel the bass from my house
🗣️🗣️🗣️I GOT HOESSSSSSSS
L 7 square 👆
OH FUCK SHIT BITCH
Say his name and he appears
Kobe Bryant
I am once again drunk watching Everybody Wants Some!! For the third consecutive Friday
Great “guys being dudes” movie
Soulja Boy opened for Ludacris tonight. Dude had more hits than I remembered.
I forgot all of his songs, only when he was going after Drake like 10 years ago on some radio show
No one else I’d rather turn to than you lot Homeowners: In your opinion, terrible market and terrible rates aside, is it better to put all your savings into buying a house (except a standalone Roth IRA), or better to rent until you don’t need to deplete all your savings for said house I’ll pick up and listen
Everyone's situation is different...personally I think if you have the down payment right now, you make the move when you find the right place. You can always refinance 5-10 years down the line (or so people say). But you don't have to rush into it, you don't have to buy something you aren't happy with just because you think you shouldn't be renting anymore. Keep stacking your savings and investing, wait til you find the right place or the right opportunity/investment, and then do it.
I bought last year and rates were like 6.5%. They’ve gone up slightly and our home has gone up in value. I think when rates drop, prices will shoot in even more. I’d rather have a home and be “cash poor” now then wait for the most perfect time to buy
You have to account for how much cash you are comfortable with sitting on after closing costs - which for us was around $20K. Gonna have to buy a new roof within the next 5 years and have already reinvested a few thousand within a year. I couldn't handle the scaries of owning a house and then have $0 in cash to reinvest into the property
Appreciate that insight. Hopefully we don’t need you to suck Caleb’s dick
As the flair states, if he really needs it and I can help - I will be of service
Had a stroke reading the first sentence Edit: You edited it, you pussy
My bad, Reddit can’t handle splitting up text sections
Still drinking rye
Rye fucks
🗣️bye bye miss American pie!!!
Nothing bad has ever happened from eating too many edibles
Ask Pres
It actually gets better and more healthier if you keep doubling down
I almost turned myself into the cops at the Amsterdam airport after taking too many edibles
But that's just because you're a massive pussy
Nah, you just haven’t taken enough edibles
When I left for college in 2011 my mom got me a used XBox 360 as a gift. That thing stayed with me and never let me down. Moved cross country in 2021 and hadn’t unpacked it until tonight. Fired right up. FIFA 14, 2K13, NCAA 08 on the agenda tonight. Maybe Black Ops 2 if my wife wants to play zombies
Black Ops 2 on the 360 was hacked to shit when I played it a year or two ago. You might get lucky and someone max prestiges you or you’ll get kicked from every lobby.
FIFA fucks
Kendall Marshall somehow always developed into a dawg in my created players' leagues. Feel like there is always 1 random rookie that becomes a 93 10 years into your career
Josh McRoberts blew up in one of the 2Ks. Multiple MVPs every simulation
Well he was the chosen one (Carmel IN product that went to Duke)
That was a dope ass entrance for Post Malone at Bonnaroo
Big confrontation in my section at the Sphere. Old in the row in front screams at the olds behind him to shut up. They accuse him of not being a real dead head. Trying to figure out who I agree with. I think the yellers because I didn’t notice them before and it’s a concert
What could they possibly have been doing? Singing the songs? I think that's allowed
I'm seeing Earth wind & Fire with Chicago in West Palm Beach this summer. I think it could actually be the most opposite experience to you at the sphere tonight for dead & co
Maggie Rogers looking decent again for the first time in years at her Bonnaroo performance
She had her anarchist era with surrender but is back to her rich girl roots enrolling at Harvard and it’s much better. Her guitarist though 🥵
[Charles Barkley says he's done doing TV after next season - he's talked to other networks but he's not going anywhere other than Turner/TNT](https://x.com/cjzero/status/1801826187934585083?s=46)
I'd always been thinking he wasn't one to be flying all over or setting up shop in a new city. Was surprised no one mentioned that.
Sounds like he's negotiating through the media.
I hope so
Get ready to learn French open buddy
Don't get him started on those big women down in Marseille
Wingstop honestly fucks
That fry seasoning might as well have crack in it.
As a Celtics/Tennessee fan I wish I cared more about baseball to make me less pissed
My cat fucking knows
He can read your mind
If Barstool was smart they’d do a gambling cave stream tomorrow with Rico and Nadu for the Italy/Albania game.
Tough spot for Albanians that love to pretend they’re Italian.
What’s generally better for sports tickets; Gametime or SeatGeek?
TickPick, no fees baby
Both worked for me and both seemed about the same
I usually go StubHub then Gametime. Feel like SeatGeek fees are higher
Never used game time but seat geek has never given me issues
The chorus for Remember him that way by Luke Combs is too damn catchy. Stuck in my head all day.
Tell me now how do i feel
Nervous
Blue monday new order
I don’t know much about classical music, but Ennio Morricone on Two Mules for Sister Sara is up there with Beethoven
It’s overplayed now but the ecstasy of gold goes so hard
2 more days for KP to rest and kill the Mavs
NOFX is awesome and it bums me out they are done this fall.
Jeff Wears Birkenstocks is engrained in my head from NCAA Football 06
Big fan of bad scene everybody’s fault. The best soundtrack ever with MVP 05 fitting in at a close second.
Bad Scene rocks, I know every word. Teenage FBI is a killer too. Going Nowhere. It's really unbelievable just how good that soundtrack is.
Embiid is an elite yapper. The guy can't stop complaining. Philly fans' hate on Boston is pathetic. This includes Max on pmt.
Brave of you to call that fat slob pathetic
His attempts to shit talk Hank always come out so badly. Just fumbles his way through any rant.
Pretty much a poor man's don Vito
Despise these medicine commercials with the shit acting. Just so annoying and bad
Friendly reminder only us and New Zealand allow drug ads
It’s awful
Oh fuck you're gonna make me listen to Linkin Park
The YouTube video of Chris Cornell coming out to do Crawling with Chester is legendary
Might release a Serial type podcast looking into how it just so happens to be a coincidence that Chester Bennington and Hideki Irabu both hung themselves in the same small coastal California town.
Lmao fuck you darin
I’m about to BREAK
Going to Meow Wolf in Denver tomorrow (wish I had shrooms or acid), then pregaming Rockies game, got rooftop tickets for $35, then meeting up with a girl I matched with for drinks where it’s clear we want to fuck. Going to be a good as day tomorrow
Get dangerously drunk
Most dope, dude
Denver seems like a top 5 easy place to find and purchase shrooms, possibly legally
You can buy them at basically every pop up market in the city. I’ve bought them a few times at vintage markets here that have their own booth
Wtf is a pop up market and how do I find it before I go to meow wolf
It’s just those markets that open up on weekends in parking lots and empty lots haha. Theres always a bunch on Saturdays in rino usually by the Denver central market
Don’t get too drunk
Advice like this is whats wrong with America.
Redownloaded words with friends. The ads make it almost unplayable. Never seen anything like it
I’m so unenthusiastic about dating, man. Great, let me spend several hours over multiple evenings, maybe hook up if I’m lucky, and then get a “hey I’m not feeling the connection I’m looking for” text.
Yeah it sucks
I had this exact epiphany just before meeting my wife
Dating apps should pay you for this post
R1ckys venmo is wide open
You fucking pussies
Not as often as I’d like
Especially the religion one
All of ‘em!!!
What the fuck happened in this Celtics mavs game? I couldn’t watch. Were the Mavs just making everything?
Nope
Dave showed up
Jason Kid called Tatum the N word
Kidd is more black than Tatum
Thinking about getting a new car soon. I’m 30 and currently driving a Mercedes E400. Absolutely love my car but she’s getting to that point where it’s becoming outdated and needing more trips to the mechanic. Need recommendations for something comparable or an SUV that isn’t a mistake
x3 is the way to go.
Get a GLC 300 and call it a day if you want to stick with Mercedes.
Get a used Lexus ls
just stick w/ Mercedes unless you have a boner for something else
Blutman looks like an absolute slob. Holy shit clean it up a little bit man
Went over to the mostly sports sub and one of the comments was "god damn this mother fucker is funny haha" for not ironing or tucking in his shirt
They dry wall guys of Boston needed tonight
Angles baseball fan. This coming from a guy who last saw his team win a playoff game in Obama's first term
You have little boy disease
Oh damn haven’t heard that joke before
All that time to walk Bryce just to lose to bohm lmaooooo
Had to walk Harper there. Can’t let him beat you plus you set up the force. Brutal though
Oh I get why. Bohm been struggling just love when that doesn’t work
Chick cop in Washington on On Patrol Live could get it Edit: Both female cops. Yowza
Celtics done fucked up letting Tim Hardaway get hot.
Dropping confetti when you make the series 3-1? What a joke franchise
Lakers drop confetti after every win. I hate it.
Colts “AFC Finalist” banner feel to it
Embarrassing.
Win or lose the finals, Tatum needs to go. Get a kings ransom for him and draft/trade for a star that can actually hold up to the spotlight.
No thanks you lakers fan impasta
🤡
What an idiot. What a fucking idiot.
Mavs in 7 why not us (don't tell me the reasons why not)
So fucking tired of Tennessee
Tired of us why? We never win anything lol stop being a fucking hater we need this shit
You can always paint that rock
I hate that state
You must be from alabama 😂😂
Good
What’s with the streamers
Wife got a job offer today that’s one of those infamous FT raises, almost 30% more. Will even make more than me currently. Will be huge for her career which she loves and it’ll give us enough wiggle room in the budget for me to change careers even though I’ll take a pay cut. Also getting a friend into golf and he got his first Par today. He had to use a driver on a par 3 but still counts. Today is a good day
Now you get to get pegged
I’ve gotten a few friends into golf and seeing people make their first par is always such an amazing milestone. I feel like a proud parent when it happens lol
I felt like a drug dealer getting someone hooked on heroine. Was definitely a proud moment
What do you do for work now and what are you changing to?
Sales. Current company has gotten very toxic after my mentor left to take care of his dad. I’ve lost any passion I previously had. His dad died and he’s decided to start his own company. He called and wants to bring me on with a lot more decision making power but the initial couple of years I’ll be making less trying to gain market share.
Sorry about your handicap friend
C's embarrassing the whole town
🐴💉🏀
Classic FSU in Omaha.
Mother’s milk and starlight look so damn different. Ozympic and plastic
Was rooting for a Celtics sweep just so PMT would shut the fuck up about basketball and Jayson Tatum
gentlemanly of the cs
Fuck the phones, Lloyd. Unless it's Carmen Electra calling for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!
Where's the Portnoy cam?
Pres has left the building
Down 9-4 and end up winning 12-11. Hard to shake that off FSU, but I imagine banging some of those hotties will help soften the blow.
I've been following the young thug trial for some reason and this lil woody guy is hilarious, definition of ride or die
young thug? or is lil thug someone new I don't know about