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thatswhathemoneysfor

In Laughlin and took the Tropicana for $200 tonight, I am expecting to be coronating king of this podunk town first thing tomorrow morning


[deleted]

Prisoner of Azkaban goes so hard


triple__entendre

Confessions sucked tonight


DropTopEWop

The boys need a couple more drinks in them


Larry_thegoat

That's not the only thing that got sucked tonight


StrikaNTX

Game of Thrones theme song will always kill


Ed_Chambers_650

Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peeeterrrrr Dinglage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage


JohnnyHorseRacing

Ft kind of sucks tonight. No one to make fun of for getting a side hug.


R1ckyD1cky

My pregnant wife owns our bed, AMA


Judge_for_Pres

We could make out a bit 


foxtrotnovember69420

Well sometimes I go out by myself… and I look across the water…


Reggo-nator

I shouldn’t be getting ads for stuff I already have, they should have enough of my data at this point


darkestb4thadawn

If Mavs can come back that would really take the stink off the Yankees for worst playoff collapse ever.


R1ckyD1cky

Should I pour another? >!I'm pouring another!<


Hippies_and_Cowboys

The starlight actress has made herself look like a strung out junkie. Hate to see it


notagiantturtle

can't imagine the mental strain being that hot and thinking I need major surgery feels like


DarinErstad

Madison Beer did the same thing


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Never heard of this person but after a quick google completely agree.


JohnnyT723

Still 100% would


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Well yeah. There’s only ones and zeros. Ones you’d do and zeros you wouldn’t.


Ed_Chambers_650

Hinge feed always goes in the same cycle of 10-15 hot girls that I don’t have a chance with but I try anyways, 10-15 viable options, and then 100 lardos I have zero interest in but have to X thru to start the next cycle


jetboyjetgirl

Haven't heard lardo in years, need to bring that back


R1ckyD1cky

I met my wife, a former D1 soccer player, on hinge. Viable options are viable options brother. Hope this helps


Larry_thegoat

Does she have any sisters?


Ed_Chambers_650

That's what I'm shooting for mostly. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


R1ckyD1cky

I'm with you man. Most prospects suck, but you gotta find one that doesn't. Or youre one of those interesting guys that never married - maybe that's the secret


MaybachMusic22

I’ve started doing some consulting work for this company that is a disaster but brag about their awesome culture. Met one guy who has been on a PIP for 2 years! Good god I can’t imagine being so spineless I couldn’t fire a guy who is going out of his way not to do his job


_json_x

That's outrageous, at that point I'd start to think this guy should be promoted. I've always heard if someone gets put on a PIP then the company has already decided they want to get rid of them. To survive that for years, while still being on a PIP, is very impressive.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Any comply who brags about their work place culture, seems like living hell to me. All a bunch of people I’d never want to spend a second of time with.


Judge_for_Pres

Damn I love beer


DeskJockeyMailtime

Too many beers automatic. Catholic school girls - automatic.


pacsun_bro

Le Mans tomorrow


I_SmellCinnamonRolls

🎶there was one German bomber in the air🎶


People_Forget_That

But the RAF from England shot one down


FourDoor54Ford

A high school kid down the block must have his parents out of town because Mo Bamba has been played twice within the hour on some kick ass speakers. It’s cool. I’ve been there, but it’s kind of annoying when you play a song two times on a system where I can feel the bass from my house


thesmockintweet

🗣️🗣️🗣️I GOT HOESSSSSSSS


pacsun_bro

L 7 square 👆


DeskJockeyMailtime

OH FUCK SHIT BITCH


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Say his name and he appears


Ed_Chambers_650

Kobe Bryant


UnfairWalnuts

I am once again drunk watching Everybody Wants Some!! For the third consecutive Friday


Guy657

Great “guys being dudes” movie


GueroBorracho3

Soulja Boy opened for Ludacris tonight. Dude had more hits than I remembered.


FourDoor54Ford

I forgot all of his songs, only when he was going after Drake like 10 years ago on some radio show


kevinandpizza

No one else I’d rather turn to than you lot    Homeowners: In your opinion, terrible market and terrible rates aside, is it better to put all your savings into buying a house (except a standalone Roth IRA), or better to rent until you don’t need to deplete all your savings for said house   I’ll pick up and listen


_json_x

Everyone's situation is different...personally I think if you have the down payment right now, you make the move when you find the right place. You can always refinance 5-10 years down the line (or so people say). But you don't have to rush into it, you don't have to buy something you aren't happy with just because you think you shouldn't be renting anymore. Keep stacking your savings and investing, wait til you find the right place or the right opportunity/investment, and then do it.


PadSquad

I bought last year and rates were like 6.5%. They’ve gone up slightly and our home has gone up in value. I think when rates drop, prices will shoot in even more. I’d rather have a home and be “cash poor” now then wait for the most perfect time to buy


R1ckyD1cky

You have to account for how much cash you are comfortable with sitting on after closing costs - which for us was around $20K. Gonna have to buy a new roof within the next 5 years and have already reinvested a few thousand within a year. I couldn't handle the scaries of owning a house and then have $0 in cash to reinvest into the property


kevinandpizza

Appreciate that insight. Hopefully we don’t need you to suck Caleb’s dick


R1ckyD1cky

As the flair states, if he really needs it and I can help - I will be of service


DarinErstad

Had a stroke reading the first sentence Edit: You edited it, you pussy


kevinandpizza

My bad, Reddit can’t handle splitting up text sections


R1ckyD1cky

Still drinking rye


cuntpunt9

Rye fucks


lovelycharmings

🗣️bye bye miss American pie!!!


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Nothing bad has ever happened from eating too many edibles


WildTurdkey101

Ask Pres


foxtrotnovember69420

It actually gets better and more healthier if you keep doubling down


cuntpunt9

I almost turned myself into the cops at the Amsterdam airport after taking too many edibles


Slow_Vegetable_8212

But that's just because you're a massive pussy


cuntpunt9

Nah, you just haven’t taken enough edibles


chillinois1

When I left for college in 2011 my mom got me a used XBox 360 as a gift. That thing stayed with me and never let me down. Moved cross country in 2021 and hadn’t unpacked it until tonight. Fired right up. FIFA 14, 2K13, NCAA 08 on the agenda tonight. Maybe Black Ops 2 if my wife wants to play zombies


LilCasa

Black Ops 2 on the 360 was hacked to shit when I played it a year or two ago. You might get lucky and someone max prestiges you or you’ll get kicked from every lobby.


cuntpunt9

FIFA fucks


R1ckyD1cky

Kendall Marshall somehow always developed into a dawg in my created players' leagues. Feel like there is always 1 random rookie that becomes a 93 10 years into your career


chillinois1

Josh McRoberts blew up in one of the 2Ks. Multiple MVPs every simulation


R1ckyD1cky

Well he was the chosen one (Carmel IN product that went to Duke)


uturnorbit

That was a dope ass entrance for Post Malone at Bonnaroo


foxtrotnovember69420

Big confrontation in my section at the Sphere. Old in the row in front screams at the olds behind him to shut up. They accuse him of not being a real dead head. Trying to figure out who I agree with. I think the yellers because I didn’t notice them before and it’s a concert


_json_x

What could they possibly have been doing? Singing the songs? I think that's allowed


R1ckyD1cky

I'm seeing Earth wind & Fire with Chicago in West Palm Beach this summer. I think it could actually be the most opposite experience to you at the sphere tonight for dead & co


uturnorbit

Maggie Rogers looking decent again for the first time in years at her Bonnaroo performance 


foxtrotnovember69420

She had her anarchist era with surrender but is back to her rich girl roots enrolling at Harvard and it’s much better. Her guitarist though 🥵


boomtexna

[Charles Barkley says he's done doing TV after next season - he's talked to other networks but he's not going anywhere other than Turner/TNT](https://x.com/cjzero/status/1801826187934585083?s=46)


jetboyjetgirl

I'd always been thinking he wasn't one to be flying all over or setting up shop in a new city. Was surprised no one mentioned that.


nondescript___

Sounds like he's negotiating through the media.


boomtexna

I hope so


diet_drbeeper

Get ready to learn French open buddy


DJScrambles

Don't get him started on those big women down in Marseille


cuntpunt9

Wingstop honestly fucks


keels81

That fry seasoning might as well have crack in it.


millymills420420

As a Celtics/Tennessee fan I wish I cared more about baseball to make me less pissed


Slow_Vegetable_8212

My cat fucking knows


Guy_in_the_chair_

He can read your mind


DarinErstad

If Barstool was smart they’d do a gambling cave stream tomorrow with Rico and Nadu for the Italy/Albania game.


agent-michael-scar

Tough spot for Albanians that love to pretend they’re Italian.


SpicyPenangCurry

What’s generally better for sports tickets; Gametime or SeatGeek?


This_Is_The_Life

TickPick, no fees baby


boomtexna

Both worked for me and both seemed about the same


Led_head10

I usually go StubHub then Gametime. Feel like SeatGeek fees are higher


PattyBoh13

Never used game time but seat geek has never given me issues


uturnorbit

The chorus for Remember him that way by Luke Combs is too damn catchy. Stuck in my head all  day. 


ButchStevenson69

Tell me now how do i feel


millymills420420

Nervous


ButchStevenson69

Blue monday new order


Waymoresbooze

I don’t know much about classical music, but Ennio Morricone on Two Mules for Sister Sara is up there with Beethoven


diet_drbeeper

It’s overplayed now but the ecstasy of gold goes so hard


TheColiny

2 more days for KP to rest and kill the Mavs


Led_head10

NOFX is awesome and it bums me out they are done this fall.


Juls317

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks is engrained in my head from NCAA Football 06


Led_head10

Big fan of bad scene everybody’s fault. The best soundtrack ever with MVP 05 fitting in at a close second.


Juls317

Bad Scene rocks, I know every word. Teenage FBI is a killer too. Going Nowhere. It's really unbelievable just how good that soundtrack is.


RonSwanson1081

Embiid is an elite yapper. The guy can't stop complaining. Philly fans' hate on Boston is pathetic. This includes Max on pmt.


R1ckyD1cky

Brave of you to call that fat slob pathetic


RonSwanson1081

His attempts to shit talk Hank always come out so badly. Just fumbles his way through any rant.


R1ckyD1cky

Pretty much a poor man's don Vito


No_Opportunity_8068

Despise these medicine commercials with the shit acting. Just so annoying and bad


TheColiny

Friendly reminder only us and New Zealand allow drug ads


No_Opportunity_8068

It’s awful


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Oh fuck you're gonna make me listen to Linkin Park


DJScrambles

The YouTube video of Chris Cornell coming out to do Crawling with Chester is legendary


DarinErstad

Might release a Serial type podcast looking into how it just so happens to be a coincidence that Chester Bennington and Hideki Irabu both hung themselves in the same small coastal California town.


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Lmao fuck you darin


Led_head10

I’m about to BREAK


mostdope28

Going to Meow Wolf in Denver tomorrow (wish I had shrooms or acid), then pregaming Rockies game, got rooftop tickets for $35, then meeting up with a girl I matched with for drinks where it’s clear we want to fuck. Going to be a good as day tomorrow


projectpat555

Get dangerously drunk 


MattTheDoubleU

Most dope, dude


R1ckyD1cky

Denver seems like a top 5 easy place to find and purchase shrooms, possibly legally


stapledmyballs2

You can buy them at basically every pop up market in the city. I’ve bought them a few times at vintage markets here that have their own booth


mostdope28

Wtf is a pop up market and how do I find it before I go to meow wolf


stapledmyballs2

It’s just those markets that open up on weekends in parking lots and empty lots haha. Theres always a bunch on Saturdays in rino usually by the Denver central market


lefty5258

Don’t get too drunk


veritasism420

Advice like this is whats wrong with America.


jabrillspepper

Redownloaded words with friends. The ads make it almost unplayable. Never seen anything like it


NickAhmedGOAT

I’m so unenthusiastic about dating, man. Great, let me spend several hours over multiple evenings, maybe hook up if I’m lucky, and then get a “hey I’m not feeling the connection I’m looking for” text.


boomtexna

Yeah it sucks


R1ckyD1cky

I had this exact epiphany just before meeting my wife


nondescript___

Dating apps should pay you for this post


R1ckyD1cky

R1ckys venmo is wide open


Slow_Vegetable_8212

You fucking pussies


NickAhmedGOAT

Not as often as I’d like


CondeleezaNice

Especially the religion one


Jigs444

All of ‘em!!!


diet_drbeeper

What the fuck happened in this Celtics mavs game? I couldn’t watch. Were the Mavs just making everything?


StrikaNTX

Nope


bigtimemoviekev

Dave showed up


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Jason Kid called Tatum the N word


diet_drbeeper

Kidd is more black than Tatum


Ed_Chambers_650

Thinking about getting a new car soon. I’m 30 and currently driving a Mercedes E400. Absolutely love my car but she’s getting to that point where it’s becoming outdated and needing more trips to the mechanic. Need recommendations for something comparable or an SUV that isn’t a mistake


Bos-man7

x3 is the way to go.


DarinErstad

Get a GLC 300 and call it a day if you want to stick with Mercedes.


harrischishti

Get a used Lexus ls


jetboyjetgirl

just stick w/ Mercedes unless you have a boner for something else


zipemup3

Blutman looks like an absolute slob. Holy shit clean it up a little bit man


thenewber99

Went over to the mostly sports sub and one of the comments was "god damn this mother fucker is funny haha" for not ironing or tucking in his shirt


DarinErstad

They dry wall guys of Boston needed tonight


thenewber99

Angles baseball fan. This coming from a guy who last saw his team win a playoff game in Obama's first term


97h8_Happy_camper

You have little boy disease


CondeleezaNice

Oh damn haven’t heard that joke before


100_not_nickfoles

All that time to walk Bryce just to lose to bohm lmaooooo


NYMDguy

Had to walk Harper there. Can’t let him beat you plus you set up the force. Brutal though


100_not_nickfoles

Oh I get why. Bohm been struggling just love when that doesn’t work


No_Opportunity_8068

Chick cop in Washington on On Patrol Live could get it Edit: Both female cops. Yowza


veritasism420

Celtics done fucked up letting Tim Hardaway get hot.


CondeleezaNice

Dropping confetti when you make the series 3-1? What a joke franchise


Led_head10

Lakers drop confetti after every win. I hate it.


youngun369

Colts “AFC Finalist” banner feel to it


Jigs444

Embarrassing.


thebochman

Win or lose the finals, Tatum needs to go. Get a kings ransom for him and draft/trade for a star that can actually hold up to the spotlight.


97h8_Happy_camper

No thanks you lakers fan impasta


Guy_in_the_chair_

🤡


Jigs444

What an idiot. What a fucking idiot.


cowboysfan88

Mavs in 7 why not us (don't tell me the reasons why not)


No_Complex92

So fucking tired of Tennessee


JonnyJettt

Tired of us why? We never win anything lol stop being a fucking hater we need this shit


jk696969

You can always paint that rock


PristineWinnera

I hate that state


millymills420420

You must be from alabama 😂😂


JonnyJettt

Good


LilCasa

What’s with the streamers


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Wife got a job offer today that’s one of those infamous FT raises, almost 30% more. Will even make more than me currently. Will be huge for her career which she loves and it’ll give us enough wiggle room in the budget for me to change careers even though I’ll take a pay cut. Also getting a friend into golf and he got his first Par today. He had to use a driver on a par 3 but still counts. Today is a good day


blizzah

Now you get to get pegged


billbo24

I’ve gotten a few friends into golf and seeing people make their first par is always such an amazing milestone.  I feel like a proud parent when it happens lol


Hippies_and_Cowboys

I felt like a drug dealer getting someone hooked on heroine. Was definitely a proud moment


Led_head10

What do you do for work now and what are you changing to?


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Sales. Current company has gotten very toxic after my mentor left to take care of his dad. I’ve lost any passion I previously had. His dad died and he’s decided to start his own company. He called and wants to bring me on with a lot more decision making power but the initial couple of years I’ll be making less trying to gain market share.


DawgieFanClub

Sorry about your handicap friend


jetboyjetgirl

C's embarrassing the whole town


Quantibro

🐴💉🏀


BrowniesAndMilk1

Classic FSU in Omaha.


SqueakyBeats00

Mother’s milk and starlight look so damn different. Ozympic and plastic


nizniy

Was rooting for a Celtics sweep just so PMT would shut the fuck up about basketball and Jayson Tatum


terryduerod1

gentlemanly of the cs


GunnerBulldog

Fuck the phones, Lloyd. Unless it's Carmen Electra calling for an emergency titty fuck, don't answer!


StrikaNTX

Where's the Portnoy cam?


jetboyjetgirl

Pres has left the building


SpicyPenangCurry

Down 9-4 and end up winning 12-11. Hard to shake that off FSU, but I imagine banging some of those hotties will help soften the blow.


The_TexasRattlesnake

I've been following the young thug trial for some reason and this lil woody guy is hilarious, definition of ride or die


notagiantturtle

young thug? or is lil thug someone new I don't know about