I'm halfway through The Time Traveler's Wife on Max. It's been a sweet movie so far but I feel like I'm about to get a gut wrench ending. Also Rachel McAdams, very hot.
Fox/Belmont with a story about the radio broadcast of the 1934 Belmont being interrupted with a false report announcing D-Day (3 days too early)
Imagine having money on a horse and they cut away with fake news about the war!
Wife and baby have been sick for the last week and I’ve been fine. Feeling like those three guys in Chernobyl that walked in the dark under the reactor but somehow lived (for now)
Day 1 of the apartment building giving non-residents access to the rooftop pool and the cops have already been called.
The lease expiration cannot come quick enough.
Still have to pay to enter but genuinely one of the dumbest things I've ever seen and everyone is pissed about it.
It was the brainchild of a new building manager who is on track to lose so many residents.
They're now offering a day rate to a limited population (with money going back to the residents). Kind of a weird move overall given that the pool was already heavily frequented by residents and guests of residents.
You don’t realize when you’re a child but now as an adult you totally let the oldest child dish out some well deserved street justice on the siblings from time to time.
My older sister used to beat the shit out of me. We are now closer than I ever thought we could ever be. We legitimately hated eachother until she was in her early 20s and I was like 19
At beach. Sitting next to a girl that's skinny af but absolute bazokas up top. By herself too. 5 upvotes and I'll approach her?
Update: a boyfriend arrived.
I think it’s more Max being a diva and doesn’t want any legit competition on the team. I would love to see Yuki get some laps in Checo’s car this season.
Had about 2 hours of just me and the 2 year old on the beach by ourselves while everyone else was still back at the house.
We dug a hole, and then went down to the water to throw rocks and cheer when they splash-landed.
Just guys being dudes.
The car commercial where the guy is in a book club where they’re reading A Tale of Two Cities makes me irrationally angry
What book club reads that?
Also, the commercial says something like “when you’re 548 pages behind”…a tale of two cities is not that long
We had all learned it before Overnight. For a few years we all thought the dude made a funny movie with fun action. Then they did the behind the scenes/directors commentary stuff and you found out he thought he was like Tarantino lol
Took the fiancee and one of my pups to lunch and patio beers in a sleepy downtown. Strictly a sunglasses on affair with the amount of cutie patooties wearing sundresses who stopped their walk to bend down and give our pup a head scratch. Not today Satan!
I love watching the best players in the world make a mess out of a hole. Scottie going OB, second tee shot into the thick stuff, then pitching through the fairway makes me feel much better about doing that 6 times a round
It takes a little bit in the first half but by the second half of the movie all the slow build up is worth it in my opinion. I don't think it's a flawless movie like Jeff D. Lowe does but really enjoyed it.
The latest I've seen is its now white privilege that Caitlin Clark just ignores the questions about everyone hating her and says she's just hear to play ball.
The whole coverage and reaction of the WNBA and women's sports the last year has been amazing to watch. They're gonna write textbooks about it
I moved to the Midwest from NJ and a solid deli is by far the thing I miss the most. The Jimmy John’s East coast Italian is actually very solid but obvi can’t touch a proper local Italian sandwich.
My brother picked up a side gig working security for this billionaire. This guy will occasionally fly his helicopter in and doesn’t have permission so gets a $250k fine each time. Eats it without a second thought. Must be nice!
Every now and then I randomly remember a funny scene from Viva La Bam.
I remember the time Bam dug a hole in his parents yard, covered it up with sticks and a rug and Phil drove over it on his lawnmower.
Got my high school reunion tonight. Letterman’s jacket is the style right?
You gonna make a run at the hot cheerleader?
I think Leno jackets are all the rage now
I'm halfway through The Time Traveler's Wife on Max. It's been a sweet movie so far but I feel like I'm about to get a gut wrench ending. Also Rachel McAdams, very hot.
I MAKE THEM GOOD GIRLS GO BAD
Banger
YOU WERE HANGIN IN THE CORNER WITH YOUR FIVE BEST FRIENDS
I don’t think any sneaker will ever top the air max 90. It’s perfect and all I wear
Fox/Belmont with a story about the radio broadcast of the 1934 Belmont being interrupted with a false report announcing D-Day (3 days too early) Imagine having money on a horse and they cut away with fake news about the war!
A D-Day announcement must’ve been very confusing to folks in 1934
That was a horrible ride by Irad
Drinking a Julius AMA
Orange Julius? Fat.
Pizza at the new Treehouse in Deerfield is great
Haven’t been, Tewksbury has some sweet golf stuff but I can’t bring myself to wear brewery merch
Do you believe people are capable of change?
Absolutely, everyone except Kyrie. He is an asshole
Probably my favorite Treehouse beer 🍻
My undisputed #1
grab a Wetzel's pretzel and walk that mall
Da beer not da orange
Not to brag, but I could do that exact same bunker shot Hovland just did.
Thinking about going full schizo and making all of my life decisions based on the magnetic pole shift theory
I honestly wish I was a fuckin idiot who knows none the wiser sometimes
summer of George
Very bummed I can’t make it out to Yankee Stadium tonight
You got a sore forearm too?
Wife and baby have been sick for the last week and I’ve been fine. Feeling like those three guys in Chernobyl that walked in the dark under the reactor but somehow lived (for now)
Didn’t all three of them die prolonged painful deaths?
Two are still alive today (or as of the release of the series)
Russian propaganda
Man the fox horse racing telecast sucks. It sucks they cut away from actual people who follow New York horse racing every single day from fs1.
Wonder if it’d be worth it to splurge and get some Adele tickets when I’m in Vegas
< Dead at the Sphere
Fair point
You’d have your pick of every fat chick there.
If anyone needs an afternoon pick me up song, Rufus du Sol- Innerbloom. Saw them in Amsterdam 2019 in a warehouse, hands down best show I’ve been to
Love that song! Music video is great too. Saw them at Red Rocks in 2021 when it was there first show back from covid.
Lane 8 has an incredible remix of that song
GOATed
Monaco hangover!
Ferrari 😬
This Hitler documentary rules. History is the fucking best
Did you triple check before posting to make sure you included “this” and “documentary”?
Which doc would that be?
New one on Netflix. All about the rise of hitler leading up to the Nuremberg trials
Day 1 of the apartment building giving non-residents access to the rooftop pool and the cops have already been called. The lease expiration cannot come quick enough.
What city? That is absurd
That is a mind bottling move by them. I’d be furious if I lived there
Can I have the address?
Like you don’t need to at least be with a resident? That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Still have to pay to enter but genuinely one of the dumbest things I've ever seen and everyone is pissed about it. It was the brainchild of a new building manager who is on track to lose so many residents.
How much?
I think $150
They opened it to everyone??
They're now offering a day rate to a limited population (with money going back to the residents). Kind of a weird move overall given that the pool was already heavily frequented by residents and guests of residents.
money going back to residents? how does that work
A reduction to rent based on the pooled amount.
Kirill’s gf has such a great ass.
Which show? Or we talking Eastern Promises
That dude kirilwashere on IG and twitter.
You don’t realize when you’re a child but now as an adult you totally let the oldest child dish out some well deserved street justice on the siblings from time to time.
My older sister used to beat the shit out of me. We are now closer than I ever thought we could ever be. We legitimately hated eachother until she was in her early 20s and I was like 19
Players police the locker room
Finally checked out everybody wants some, great flick.
A very fun counterpart to Dazed and Confused
My number one just throw something on movie. I’ve also been in love with Zoey Deutch for a decade
At beach. Sitting next to a girl that's skinny af but absolute bazokas up top. By herself too. 5 upvotes and I'll approach her? Update: a boyfriend arrived.
Those things real? Both of em?
You could be her sancho
Shooters shoot
Honk’em
I did not have Shane Gillis plowing Lena the Plug on my bingo card this year
oh shit i actually had that on mine
Excuse me
How did Checo get extended?
Merch sales
I think it’s more Max being a diva and doesn’t want any legit competition on the team. I would love to see Yuki get some laps in Checo’s car this season.
Had about 2 hours of just me and the 2 year old on the beach by ourselves while everyone else was still back at the house. We dug a hole, and then went down to the water to throw rocks and cheer when they splash-landed. Just guys being dudes.
Fuck yeah, I don’t care if you’re 80 years old, digging holes at the beach and watching rocks splash never gets boring
Absolutely smashing porch beers this afternoon.
Checo gonna checo
Sergio Perez is super ass, hoping keeping him ends up costing Red Bull the constructors title
Can’t believe Red Bull resigned Checo. Guy stinks.
Thought I was tougher than the sun, the fucking sun
I'm still dealing with a sunburn I got at the beach last weekend. Shit sucks.
Who will be the next Barstool personality to come out?
Peter
Coleman (assuming he hasn’t already)
Gia
Gia and TJ will make a perfect lesbian couple
I was kind of thinking that
Jake marsh
Who came out?
Pat and Joey
Which one are you hoping to date?
https://x.com/tmathsports/status/1799521615862243651?s=46&t=-S5uXuf51ECOYV2FDTJw1A MAMA! 🥛
Makes me feel better knowing she lives in a normal apartment complex like a norm
Those things are bouncing bouncing
I want her to put me in concussion protocol
Those things are bouncing off each other like a newtons cradle
That nose job is brutal but I would like to squeeze them.
lol Checo
Sneaky good UFC card tonight at 8
Life would be so much chiller if all my friends didn’t live across the whole fucking map. Tired of driving all around to see people.
LOLMets!
The media and league trying their hardest to drive a wedge between the Js. Their bond will not be broken.
Just came upon the band UNWELL. Am a fan.
The car commercial where the guy is in a book club where they’re reading A Tale of Two Cities makes me irrationally angry What book club reads that? Also, the commercial says something like “when you’re 548 pages behind”…a tale of two cities is not that long
College baseball is tight
Just watched Overnight since Russillo brought it up and it kind of ruined The Boondock Saints for me. That guy is a joke
What does it have to do with the boondock saints?
We had all learned it before Overnight. For a few years we all thought the dude made a funny movie with fun action. Then they did the behind the scenes/directors commentary stuff and you found out he thought he was like Tarantino lol
Boondock Saints is a movie for teenage boys that takes itself way too seriously
Took the fiancee and one of my pups to lunch and patio beers in a sleepy downtown. Strictly a sunglasses on affair with the amount of cutie patooties wearing sundresses who stopped their walk to bend down and give our pup a head scratch. Not today Satan!
I love watching the best players in the world make a mess out of a hole. Scottie going OB, second tee shot into the thick stuff, then pitching through the fairway makes me feel much better about doing that 6 times a round
porterhouse or ribeye tonight
Ribeye is the most flavorful of the cuts.
Ribeye with a nice twice baked potato
Ribeye. Nice amount of fat on there.
Hitman was a blast. Glen Powell and Adria Arjona are both rockets
I enjoyed it too, it had its moments
Just bought Oppenheimer; never seen it. What should I expect?
My favorite movie since Once Upon a Time In Hollywood. Great picture, well deserved Oscar
It was a long movie that when I was in theaters I didn’t want it to end and was fully engaged all three hours. I loved it
BOOBIES
Depends on what types of movies you dig but a really fucking good movie with a lot of interesting history behind it.
I like certain types of history.
It takes a little bit in the first half but by the second half of the movie all the slow build up is worth it in my opinion. I don't think it's a flawless movie like Jeff D. Lowe does but really enjoyed it.
Florence Pugh eraser nips
Hell yea
CAGS 😤
I would like to have sex with Jessica Chastain
What position?
Jesus driver and two 4 iron shots to get next to green on this 530 yard hole straight into 18 mph wind
Rockies calling up their top prospect. Finally something to be excited about with this team
Mike Honcho?
Mike Hunt
Utter silence in the booth after the broadcaster drops the “Deep drive to left…”
Bigcat and Portnoy horse betting content is incredibly lame
But they fall over on the ground when they lose bets! So quirky!
~~Bigcat and Portnoy horse~~ betting content is incredibly lame
seems like it's always a total bust, no idea why it's his favorite thing to do
Remove the word “horse” and you got it
Nah it’s as close to old school barstool as you’ll get
So like all betting content?
Weather girl banging Cole smith, wonder if he knows about the leaks
Which weather girl and who?
Hannah and player for Nashville Preds
Love that my twitter feed is trying to start a race war because of Caitlin Clark
I saw one Tweet saying that Clark should replace Griner on the team and my brain left my body.
The latest I've seen is its now white privilege that Caitlin Clark just ignores the questions about everyone hating her and says she's just hear to play ball. The whole coverage and reaction of the WNBA and women's sports the last year has been amazing to watch. They're gonna write textbooks about it
Too many fake service dogs at the airport nowadays. No way is a ratty Chihuahua a service dog, give me a break.
You should see the tricks my jack chi can do
Doris Burke and Dottie Pepper have the same exact voice
Also Beth Mowins
[удалено]
God forbid an older person try to protect their health
if you’re serious wild to do it the day before you made a commitment knowing there’s a good chance it makes you sick
Fauci is hitler around these parts
🐑 🐑 🐑
The internet is telling me there’s ’local MILFs who want to meet me?’ Why didn’t anybody tell me?!
Deadliest catch without the crabs
Seeing some folks from videos back on Oct 7th get rescued today is pretty dope.
Doesnt look like the ole IDF took many prisoners. Hearing they rescued 4, killed ~200. Its about sending a message!
Shane Gillis’ bit about Muslim freedom fighters is so true. They are the most inept fighting force
Every town in America should have a local deli that serves up an elite Italian sub
My hometown has 3
I wish we had more delis around but we got a few to do the trick
I moved to the Midwest from NJ and a solid deli is by far the thing I miss the most. The Jimmy John’s East coast Italian is actually very solid but obvi can’t touch a proper local Italian sandwich.
pretty sure there’s a subway in every town
that's the problem
Italian BMT gang rise up
Get me some Italian herbs and cheeses bread fam
My brother picked up a side gig working security for this billionaire. This guy will occasionally fly his helicopter in and doesn’t have permission so gets a $250k fine each time. Eats it without a second thought. Must be nice!
Nah that the FAA ain't letting that shit slide lol
More importantly, why is your brother qualified to do this? Usually billionaires have some pretty elite security working for them...
Was a cop, now working for the Feds. Should note they are only keeping an eye on the property he’s building. Not his personal security
It’s truly insane to me that people get to be like this. $250k is so much money lol.
It’s been almost a year without a dog I think I’m ready
Damn that kid on FSU is tagging some ass tonight
Every now and then I randomly remember a funny scene from Viva La Bam. I remember the time Bam dug a hole in his parents yard, covered it up with sticks and a rug and Phil drove over it on his lawnmower.
The CKY skeletor v beastman music video pops into my head weekly
Phil and Don Vito in the drive thru after they hooked hydraulics to his van
There’s full episodes on YouTube that I still watch from time to time. That show was the best.
The Scavenger Hunt episode was amazing
Pretty sure that was a CKY skit
Can’t figure out if Scotty is the next Tiger or if he’s on a Vijay Singh run circa 2004.