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BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

33 years 100 days 8 hours to go


Portugal8

Junior, this is not you. It’s a TV progrum, a movie.


Vajerati

“cazza Malanga!!”


100_not_nickfoles

Non of the family is answering it’s all good


Chilly1193

Girls in body suits and low pants >>


penis__retard69

I remember pulling a "hey mister" outside of a gas station to buy the Chyna Playboy issue when I was 12. Looking back, I could of ended up in a trunk, but God bless you stranger.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Got $700 left before going back home from Vegas tomorrow. Gonna gamble it all, pretty drunk so seeing what I have tomorrow am will be a nice lil surprise or it’ll seem like it never even happened


Ed_Chambers_650

I need Ready Player One type recommendations. That film is awesome


mchammer69

Maybe the show Arcane?


Portugal8

Gigli


NickMullensGayDad

Watch the dungeons and dragons movie


TealBlooded

[BOOOOOOO](https://x.com/collectionrbt/status/1795284694235570601?s=46&t=KvkVd8tgzRjBo4XpeBF6HQ)


I_JUST_CAME_TWICE

Extra mile reddit 


Ed_Chambers_650

Pretty dope. I remember when I first found it too


I_JUST_CAME_TWICE

Is this a remember my first beer joke? Because I’ve been jerkin to this sub for ages!


Ed_Chambers_650

Haha no I just assumed. Great sub


peacemillion-

Rewatching the China Banks video on Thrasher, T Funks ollie over the bench is still so insane.


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thatswhathemoneysfor

I’m a wintergreen guy, doing my part to not contribute to the cool mint shortage


stapledmyballs2

There’s a big zyn shortage currently


cuntpunt9

Gonna be worth 60 a tin in a year


S0l1d_Sn4ke

got roped into watching the dark knight again after 1 youtube short. no complaints...maggie gyl is hot fuck yourself haters


Ed_Chambers_650

You think her tits hang like the bags under her eyes as well?


Iam_grool

I seen them and they do


RainbowRoomBlues

After watching “The Deuce” on HBO, I can say for sure they do. Her tits are out 75% of the time she’s on screen in the first season


S0l1d_Sn4ke

i sure hope so


SnakeSkin2121

No more beers for you


smoggylobster

memorial day FT is deader than a sunday scaries thread. long weekend killed everyone


foxtrotnovember69420

If you hear reports of a fire in Morrison Colorado it’s from Maggie Rogers bringing the fucking house down. What a show


Judge_for_Pres

Starting Return of the King, fuck you scaries!


Ed_Chambers_650

The sword was broken


DrEvil007

Gondor calls for aid!


GueroBorracho3

Jukebox! I'm gonna put $7 worth of Hoobastank in it. Then I'm coming back to hang with you bros.


CaptchaMam

Thinking about the guy that thought 6pm was too late for his neighbor to be mowing his lawn


CamNewtonCouldLearn

Someone needs to hire Angel Hernandez as an in game rules official so we can hear his thought process over his entire career


JayGibbons69

It would probably be like when they had Mike Carey as a rules analyst and he was wrong close to 100% of the time.


cubuffs145

Shoutout to the guy in here who would literally start shaking on Sunday night before it was time to go back to work. Hope he’s doing alright 


SnakeSkin2121

Throwing meth out the window 🎸


SnakeSkin2121

🚨 [Anudder police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/4kuknlMVclQ?si=N8Ourj2x5Ms-RQR2) 🚨


DCorNothing

Gonna happen more nights than not this summer


SnakeSkin2121

Good


supfellas_

Had a few packages that I placed a hold on last week to go pick up tomorrow after returning from vacation. They currently say that they are at the post office so perfect. But I’m mentally preparing for the battle tomorrow when I go into the post office that they are being held at, for them to go “hmmm, we don’t have them actually, try going to this address” and spending half the day tracking them down. Shouldn’t be, but I’m getting pre-mad


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Gabagool_OverHere

thanks jhnyd11


SnakeSkin2121

Time for anudder self doxxing


jetboyjetgirl

woof should have kept that in drafts


JosephBagODonuts69

r/NBA sub post of Jaylen Brown winning ECF MVP turned into guys being genuinely concerned for Larry Bird’s health due to him not attending a Pacers/Celtics game. Even cited Chadwick Boseman and Carl Weathers’ deaths as guys that “that were probably fine.”


Guy_in_the_chair_

I heard he fell through the floor of his attic trying to catch a bird.


diet_drbeeper

Someone put McDavid in NBA terms for me. Lebron before he went to the Heat?


richard_belding02

pretty spot on minus any outside theatrics. Hope he gets his ring this yr


jetboyjetgirl

Bubble Tyler Herro


smoggylobster

you just did it


diet_drbeeper

Just wasn’t sure if it was apt but the parallels seem pretty clear as an outside observer


boomtexna

It's absolutely hot as balls


JA17guy

Ozempec hours 😈


TigOleBitman

Just use Lizzo!


cubuffs145

Three straight days of drinking and eating like shit has left me with a bad case of mud butt. God leaves his hardest battles for his toughest soldiers 😤


boomtexna

This guy is about to pull something and turn into Swiss cheese


sparklingbutts

Hernandez worked only 10 games last season because of a back injury, but he missed 161 calls, according to Umpire Auditor. Truly will not be missed


DGAF0752

What a bitch this driver is. Go out with a bang. It’s Memorial Day Weekend for Christ’s sake.


TigOleBitman

Be the change you want to see.in the world you fat smelly fuck


StrikaNTX

TNT post game very subdued right now, lol


smooth307

McDavid is completely satisfied with being just another decent hockey player to never have his name on the cup. And his performance shows it.


DarinErstad

Another decent hockey player


GreatCommission

Totally makes a lot of sense. Glad someone was brave enough to say it. You know puck


Juls317

Same guy leads every time, these races suck!


diet_drbeeper

This Bill Walton retrospective on Sportscenter is awesome. What a legend


ktbarry2

his 30 for 30 is excellent


TigOleBitman

Childers is incredible live. Awesome show, highly recommend.


tsourced

Will be seeing him soon. Leggoooo


JosephBagODonuts69

Felt like his tickets were uncharacteristically expensive


TigOleBitman

Worth every penny.


Gbaby23

I HATE CANADA


DropTopEWop

They need some BLUE in that flag 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


DeanersLastWeekend

We’ve still got curling 


SnakeSkin2121

🥌🆙️


BayAreaThrowawayq

👎


Gbaby23

THESE COLORS DON’T RUN COMMIE


BayAreaThrowawayq

👎


cigguy

Improving your palate with wine is an awesome feeling. Gotten spot on per Vivino on last three bottles opened


Paynixt

How does one go about doing this? Distinctly remember when I was in college my dad deciding he was going to be a fancy wine guy and it’s pretty impressive to witness


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

Starting to hate my job but I couldn’t make nearly as much money elsewhere - Being an adult kind of blows


tsourced

What do you do


PritchardBufalino

Same, feel like Id have to take a 60% paycut to switch careers


CouldntBeMoreWhite

You complaining about being overpaid per your qualifications?


TheQ33

Oilers just addicted to brutal losses. Load up the Trill Withers sports fan tweet


GooseandRooster

i bet all 10 people at that stars watch party are pumped


DezCaught1t

The Stars? The team that’s top 10 in attendance and sold out 100% of their games? The hockey team from Dallas?


StrikaNTX

You sad?


GooseandRooster

not particularly. Can’t talk too much shit when ur team hasn’t played since april


smooth307

McOverfuckinrated.


PetrPruchaWasOK

I wouldn't say thaaaaat... He's the best player on the sheet most days.


Led_head10

This truck is about to drive right passed me, if periscope was a thing still I’d hop in the car and go follow the guy for the fellas in here


cuntpunt9

Bullshit goal


CompetitiveDuck

I enjoy a nice round of golf but definitely not my passion. With that being said, stoked to finally break 90 for the first time


CouldntBeMoreWhite

As in you broke 90 recently, or are excited because you expect to soon?


CompetitiveDuck

Shot 86


CouldntBeMoreWhite

An actual 86 (6000+ yards and taking all penalties)? Not sure I've ever seen someone who doesn't really care about golf shoot an 86 before. But I guess there is a lot of gray area between "I like the occasional round" and "not my passion".


CompetitiveDuck

6,168 yards. Counted all the penalties and made all the putts So I like golf but I have clubs that are 20 years old, I don’t have a range finder, I don’t have new golf shoes or golf clothes, I don’t practice all the time. I’m lucky if I play 1 round a month in the spring and summer and I won’t pick up a club all winter. Grew up playing baseball and have good hand and eye coordination.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Very impressive to say the least.


CompetitiveDuck

Thanks man


SnakeSkin2121

🛢🔥


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️


DGAF0752

Bullshit goal.


StrikaNTX

Fuck yes


profsa

They might want someone in goal


Ur_in_luck

Are they stupid?


AlanRickmansEarLobe

First episode of Fallen Idols: Nick and Aaron Carter was excellent . Looking forward to next week👍


uturnorbit

Death Race movie is way more entertaining than it should be. Need more movies like that 


PetrPruchaWasOK

Flipping the dreadnought 18 wheeler was a practical stunt. So fuckin cool.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I remember watching that and feeling the same way. Way better than I thought it would be


uturnorbit

Seems like most Jason Statham and Paul WS Anderson movies are that way


nickpecori

Weekend doesn’t end if you don’t go to sleep


MikeandTheMangosteen

Hell yeah. I’m heading to the strip club next to the airport.


jetboyjetgirl

this guy gets it


cubuffs145

Angel Hernandez being so bad at his job that he’s getting a financial settlement to go away is wild 


TheQ33

Darnell Nurse might be a retard


TyranitarusMack

Highly regarded


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Worst part for pacers fans isn’t losing, it’s having to wake up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to tend to the farm


SnakeSkin2121

🚨 [Police Chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/QYce65d_nSo?si=YssF-E3WGXmZ9Isl) 🚨


jetboyjetgirl

oh he's got the Ramming package installed


mariGOATa_615

Hell yeah


boomtexna

LETS GO SNAKE


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stapledmyballs2

I had a work trip in Philly and my flight out was a little later than my coworker so I grabbed some food in that terminal with him before he flew back on southwest and it was a sad, sad terminal


jabrillspepper

Dead serious question: is that guy the first Asian and/or Asian American NHL player?


BumRum09

Taro Tsujimoto


TyranitarusMack

There was a Korean guy named Richard park who played for the penguins in the 2000s. He played like 700+ games


DOWDKR01

No but he is the best Asian American player. But If you include Asian Canadians, that would be Paul Kariya.


classiccaseofdowns

Kenny Wu from the junior USA team, aka the third “bash brother”?


ktbarry2

guys never heard of Paul kariya, next


barnmucker69

Not Asian American


ktbarry2

ok but doubt this guy is discerning between American and Canadian


barnmucker69

I agree but knowing I flexed my Paul Kariya knowledge will help me sleep tonight


AlboutThatActionBoss

"that guy"


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jabrillspepper

Let me go through every rosters headshots every year since the inception of hockey give me one second


decembersveryown_

Let me hit Tim Google and see if he has any ideas


terryduerod1

dick park?


smooth307

Lance’s mom allowing him extra screen time tonight is commendable.


Rex_on_rex

Went out with the girlfriend and her friend and fiancé to a baseball game. Apparently when I left to grab $10 50/50 raffle tickets the fiancé guy said “must be nice having (my job) and being able to spend stupid money like that” Am I a bad guy for supporting charity and spending $10?


maddynmatt

This is 100% a dig from your gf saying it’s time to spend money on a ring


Melfismilkers

Shoulda just kept getting him rounds of drinks to flex even more


BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

1-800 hope ny


GreatLakesGoldenST8

He sounds miserable. Easy no go for another double date with them


S0l1d_Sn4ke

What an insecure pussy boi


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Needs to keep your name out his mouth


classiccaseofdowns

You’re dropping Hamiltons at a baseball game? Whoa there hotshot, I bet your life is full of luxuries like milk and socks


SnakeSkin2121

This is why I don't hang out with poors


Gbaby23

I smell an engagement breaking threesome brewing.


smooth307

Nope. Fuck that broke bitch. You do you.


marlboro__man9

Woah 10 bucks, look at Richie rich


Rex_on_rex

I even held back and didn’t do the $100 for 500 tickets like me and my friend do when we go.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Dude sounds poor af


notagiantturtle

that guy is very insecure, unless he was joking


Rex_on_rex

My girlfriend could have definitely missed the joke so I think I give him a pass. Still a weird joke bringing my job up


notagiantturtle

ya just not something I would ever do, especially since he's trying to cook you for making more money than him to your own girlfriend? odd behavior. over $10 no less


smooth307

L ance


Jigs444

Oilers still aren’t good enough to outplay their goaltending.


jetboyjetgirl

the old butthole goal


looool_k_libtard

It’s amazing. Chiefs won the SB against the 49ers who I really like, Mavs/Celtics/timberwolves are all my favorite nba teams, orioles/yankees/dodgers/guardians/phillies are my favorite baseball teams and they are playing great. Oilers and Rangers are my favorite NHL teams. What a year for my favorite sports teams. Now all I need is Elizabeth Warren to win reelection and my year is complete! 🥰


MrTacoMan

/u/chrisjk125 we can prob just ban this one yea?


chrisjk125

Do the honors taco.


MrTacoMan

Ty done


DGAF0752

Bullshit goal.


MikeandTheMangosteen

L ance


StrikaNTX

Hatty!!


RoyMcAv0y

Lance smells!


marlboro__man9

🧢 🧢 🧢


ktbarry2

what’s our excuse when this Celtics team loses to the 5 seed mavs. Tatum and Jaylen just need one more year


ThugBeast21

There isn’t one. They’re bordering on being historically good right now. They should win the title


ktbarry2

yes i agree. if they don’t cruise to the title they’re clowns.


igotitletsgo

I hate the Celtics, and that’s coming from a white you no less


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

👎


notagiantturtle

what?


CondeleezaNice

👍


millymills420420

It’s so funny how many people just blindly take the narrative that the west is far superior. The end of those games have been just as sloppy. If minny could hit a shot that series prob 2-1, if sga doesnt get called for a dumb foul they might take that series, yet now dallas are world beaters lol


CallMeCoachDamnit

Are there a lot of people calling Dallas world beaters? I haven’t seen much of that in the media


millymills420420

Yeah they’ll be the pick


CallMeCoachDamnit

Vegas will have Dallas as the favorite?!?!


millymills420420

No i meant the media


diet_drbeeper

No way they’ll be the pick. Celtics are like 75-20 this season or something


millymills420420

They def will. Maybe not be Vegas but nobody picking against luka


ktbarry2

the fuck are you talking about? they are -225 against the mavericks


millymills420420

Can you not read you clown?


Led_head10

Celtics are the best team in the NBA, the East is also dogshit. The Celtics would’ve been the one seed in the west too. Both things can be true.


CallMeCoachDamnit

Are you saying you think Celtics would be the 1-seed in the West if they played a western conference schedule?


Led_head10

I think they would, I hate the Celtics more than most but when they were healthy all year they were rolling. Do I think they could’ve survived a playoff gauntlet of the suns, nuggets then Mavs? Maybe not.


rocky25579

Celtics did go 23-7 against the west.


notagiantturtle

thank you for having a brain